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"Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..."
Naked 887 desperate attention whore postings
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05-06-11, 04:42 PM (EST)
 
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"Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..." |
Ralph came into this game with several unique opportunities that he just didn't take advantage of. Here are some of the things he could have done to use his body hair to his advantage.1. He could have knitted an Afghan blanket that kept the whole tribe covered and warm at night. 2. He could have trained the fleas living in it to hunt, thus providing more food for his tribe. 3. He could have weaved it together into strings and made a musical instrument. He could have then serenaded all of the young ladies on the island that he never quite connected with. 4. He could have never said a word, and everyone on the island would have thought that he was just part of the vegetation assuring that he would never have been voted out. Feel free to add anything else that you can think of on this monumental waste of resources.
VOTE NAKED 2004
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finallytyping 401 desperate attention whore postings
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05-07-11, 00:37 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..." |
They could have used him as a sponge to soak up all the moisture from the rotted rice. I don't think Steve would have let him, though.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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05-08-11, 06:10 PM (EST)
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6. "Interesting curb appeal?" |
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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings
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05-10-11, 09:21 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Things Ralph could have done with his body hair..." |
Chia Pet model
Hey! Who moved the island?
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