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"TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury...."
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"TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury...." |
From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, Tonight's TopTen list, TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury. Y'know after the hoopla of the game, the losers sit on a panel and decide who wins the million dollars. They don't say anything they just sit there and pick their noses and such. I imagine that would be boring wouldn't you think, Paul. Paul: Oh yes, boring. Dave:......trust me folks, Paul knows boring. Anywho, this is how you spice it up, BAM! Did I sound like that psycho hyperactive chef, right then, Paul? Paul: Who? Julia Child? Dave: Nevermind, Paul. TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go...... Number
10. Constantly refer to Jeff Probst as "Judge Ito". Number
9. Come to Tribal Council naked, refer to yourself as a "hung jury". Number
8. Everytime you walk in, hum the music to "The Peoples Court". Number
7. Yell out, "Hold me in contempt, but for the love of God, hold me!". Number
6. Eat a big sandwich at Tribal Council, point and laugh at the remaining tribe members. Number
5. Scream "Rodger is Guilty! Guilty of being a love-machine!" Number
4. Bring a pair of gloves, ask the final two to try them on. Number
3. Everytime anyone says anything, scream "I object!" Number
2. Point at Nick and say "Look everyone! The defense rests!" ....and the number one way to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury...... Number
1. On the last episode, vote for James K. Polk
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ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings
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04-07-01, 09:25 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury...." |
Very nice!!!! >I sound like that psycho hyperactive chef, right then, Paul?
***Heeeeeey!!!! You stop making fun of Keith right now! 
9. Come to Tribal Council naked, refer to yourself as a "hung jury".
***Well...Alicia could!!! Number 6. Eat a big sandwich at Tribal Council, point and laugh at the remaining tribe members.
***Now that would SO be something Jerri would do!!!! Number 5. Scream "Rodger is Guilty! Guilty of being a love-machine!"
***Ewwwwwww!!! For when Elisabeth gets to the jury, eh Supe???
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What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about???
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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04-07-01, 09:48 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury...." |
Supe.. I bow before thee......>>6. Eat a big sandwich at Tribal Council, point and laugh at >>the remaining tribe members. OMG! <click> Too bad they can't do that.. Tee hee >>5. Scream "Rodger is Guilty! Guilty of being a love-machine!" Too funny! Now I can't get that son out of my head.. Thanks Supa! ( "I'm just a love machine..and I won't work for nobody but you, yeah baby!") LMAO! >>2. Point at Nick and say "Look everyone! The defense rests!" Supe.. That's one of the best yet! LMAOLMAO! Could I possibly adore you more????  
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"I'm gonna take a bath so the whole tent doesn't smell like ass at the end of the night" - The late, and often absent, Nick Brown
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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04-07-01, 10:57 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury...." |
>>>6. Eat a big sandwich at Tribal Council, point and laugh at the remaining tribe members.<<<ROTFLMAO! That's so something I would try! >>>5. Scream "Rodger is Guilty! Guilty of being a love-machine!"<<< Awwwww, we're being mean to Rodger. <sob sob> >>>3. Everytime anyone says anything, scream "I object!"<<< ROTFLMAO! That's so something I would try! >>>2. Point at Nick and say "Look everyone! The defense rests!"<<< Awwwww, we're being mean to Nick. <sob sob> Sorry, I'm running out of new comments. Survivorerist **GO AMBER!**
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings
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04-07-01, 08:25 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury...." |
Man of Steel, they keep getting better...why am
I still amazed each time?? Heaven help us all if MB latches onto your idea
and in S3 we are treated to scenes of the Jury
Members huddled together in a confessional hut
telling the camera what they really think of
those who booted their arse onto the Jury. I know I'm, errr, different but my vote goes to...
"No. 4 Bring a pair of gloves, ask the final
two to try them on." OH YES, that would be way funnier than "pick
a number"!!! Super TTL. Love you and your ability to leap
tall buildings in a single bound. Dalton
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04-08-01, 02:31 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: TopTen Ways to Amuse yourself While on the Survivor Jury...." |
>LOL! Good one! You have a great sense of irony! >Man of Steel, they keep getting better...why am I still amazed each time?? >Super TTL. Love you and your ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound. >Once again, I can't cut & paste my faves, cuz they're ALL so good! .......and my personal favorite:
>>Could I possibly adore you more???? My face, much like my cape, is officially red......Thanks guys.
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