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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
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"SURVIVOR BLOWS OFFICIAL VampKira condolence call thread."
shakes the clown 3366 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-01, 10:46 PM (EST)
 
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"SURVIVOR BLOWS OFFICIAL VampKira condolence call thread." |
Okay tribe, here are the rules...
1. This thread is only for people wishing to express their condolences to Vampkira for the loss of her beloved Sick-Nick.
2. Do not use this thread to discuss how much Vampkira is gonna miss Sick-Nick, nor should this thread be used to argue the level of Vampkira's sorrow. 3. In lieu of flowers, a cash donation should be sent to: The Vampkira Feel Better Soon Foundation
c/o Shakes the Clown
Trailor #6
Traveling Circus, USA
4. In the subject line, please state the amount of your donation.
5. Use the text of your message to deliver a personal message to Vampkira. 6. At the conclusion of your message, please include your credit card number and expiration date.
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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04-05-01, 11:41 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: SURVIVOR BLOWS OFFICIAL VampKira condolence call thread." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-05-01 AT 11:44 PM (EST)*clears her throat and steps lightly into the room*
umm.. Shakes??
*blush*
I'm speechless, The Great and Powerful Shakes took time to post for my loss. I am humbled, and honored. Not only was I ascared to post on the Spoiler board today. ( I usually lurk there ) Hoping it was ok by Shakes, hoping..oh hoping.. that he wouldn't flame the Bat's genuine first attempt. I try to abide by the guidelines...and I walked away flame free from the greats..Even posted a quasi summary ( scared again) and now this... *tears gently rolling down her ivory cheeks* I wanted to do something for you too Shakes.. but what do you get for a man who obviously has everything?? I am but a meek midnight emoticon collecter, so that is all I have to offer.. other than my humble thanks, perhaps a song... and.......and..... *quickly steps over to Shakes and hugs him tightly and kisses him lightly on the cheek* 
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"There's a sucker born every minute at Transylvania Maternity Hospital."
***RIP NICKY*****
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 04:37 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: SURVIVOR BLOWS OFFICIAL VampKira condolence call thread." |
LAST EDITED ON 04-06-01 AT 04:39 PM (EST)I'm very sorry Vamp. Hopefully, you'll feel better soon. Expect a bottle of official "Brown's eau de ass" in the near future. Treasure it always and, once again, my condolences. Survivorerist "As we bid a fond farewell to Nick, we know that his presence will always be felt each and every Thursday night." Edited to add: Oops! I replied to the wrong message! I meant to put this at the bottom!
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 00:36 AM (EST)
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2. "I donate one pint of my A+ every 8 weeks" |
Oh Vamps honey! I wanted to love him, too, so much. But week after week, episode upon episode, he broke our hearts. Vamps, you were the one who always stood up for him. You were brave and true. And he let you down. Yes, he sat on his ass, crawled into the shelter built by others, ate fish caught by others, even forced LizLiz to say something not-so-nice!He doesn't deserve you Vamps! He's not worhty of your love. I hate to say it, but it's true. You did your best. And you will live to see the sun rise - oops - the sun set, another day. Love, Dangerkitty
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 00:55 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: One Pint of A-neg. donated to the Vamp..." |
as a little pick-me-up for Nick-o-loss!!! And since I've already offered to let ya
bite Colby....well, there ya go girl!!! Shakes....send money??? No, No, No, silly
clown we just need more MEN over here on
Bashers....surely some of those Spoiler
guys have a sense of humor!! Great job coming through for VampKira!!! Dalton
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ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 06:22 AM (EST)
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5. "One Pint of O- and a Cookie The Whale Cake from Your Local Carvel Ice Cream Shop" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-06-01 AT 06:31 AM (EST)Oh, Vampy...*sniffle* I'm sure there's nothing I can say or do to ease the pain you must be feeling right now. Life...*shakes head for emphasis* Life...such a fleeting thing on the outback. One day you're sitting around doing nothing, the next day you're sitting around doing nothing and complaining about your swollen tastebuds. Nick has truly gone onto a better place...you know, that ranch - where he'll get to eat and bathe. But my darling Vampy, you have all of us here, your friends at SurvivorBlows to help you as you ease through this truly difficult time. Nick was truly an individual - not many Harvard law students get to go on nationwide TV and complain about smelling like ass. He will be missed (*wait - was he ever on the show???*). Now let's eat the cake before it melts...Nick would have wanted it that way (yeah, honey, I know, Cookie the Whale is made out of the same ice cream mold they use for the Santa cake at Christmas and just turned on it's side - but just ignore that and eat, boobalah..) 
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What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about???
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 11:27 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: One Pint of O- and a Cookie The Whale Cake from Your Local Carvel Ice Cream Shop" |
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!OMG, Lisa, you got me, several nice big belly laughs to start my day!!! AAAHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I was going to pick quotes, then realized it would be the entire post. OMG!!!! We need to start a Mutual Admiration Society, not a fan club 
dk
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 12:07 PM (EST)
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9. "My *heart* bleeds for Vampy..." |
I'm sure the black guy will make more of a worthwhile societal contribution as a lawyer than as a butt-sitting-while-everyone-else-busts-ass-survivor-kid. And he got to hang out with Scerri, though I notice he wasn't willing to say she was actually NICE, just that she CAN be nice.Hmm... None of that sounds very reassuring. How about this, Vamps? I know where the HLS TV lounge is, and I still have my old H ID card... Want me to sneak you in next Thursday? -- JV 
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04-06-01, 01:08 PM (EST)
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10. "Bloody Marys all around!" |
Surely that will cheer VampKira up! Nick will be back every week for jury duty-well rested, well fed, all cleaned up and looking good. He'll even get the same amount of air time
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 01:37 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Bloody Marys all around!" |
>Surely that will cheer VampKira up!
>Nick will be back every
>week for jury duty-well rested,
>well fed, all cleaned up
>and looking good. He'll even
>get the same amount of
>air time MoonBaby, I think you've got it!! LOL. Nick was born to play a "member of the voting
jury"....not a "contestant". Four more weeks of seeing Nick clean and happy.
The camera must "hold" on his facial expressions
at each TC----and he doesn't have to TALK at all!! Dalton
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George Tirebiter 2982 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 04:55 PM (EST)
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14. "Please note--my 400th post!!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-06-01 AT 04:57 PM (EST)Poor Vamps. . . I never did understand this odd attraction you had for Ol' Lardass. . . figured it must be a pheramone thing that you couldn't control (pleeeeze, tell me you're not attracted to Eau de Festering Arse!). Maybe it was an attraction to the underdog (who never stood a chance, let's admit it. . .). What a left-handed way to express my condolences. . . but Batsy, you are soooo much better than Nick! How 'bout a Moon Pie, as consolation? Somehow seems appropriate, since his was his lingering contribution to the show!  (What?! there's no emoticon for assprints?!) Now, what do I get for using this milestone post to comfort another? (I coulda started my own thread, at risk of bringing down the ire of the Whine-o! For some reason, his whoredom involves much ridicule of the numbers game--yet ironically, he is a large reason I shot through the 300s so quickly!) And Itz--I've been trailing you around here all afternoon, and you certainly deserve some of that status! When you're not going for numbers, you completely crack me up! (OOOOH! another ass joke! heeHEEEEEE!) GT
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ItzLisa 3350 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 05:38 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Please note--my 400th post!!!!" |
> (What?! there's no emoticon for assprints?!)
*** BUTT of course there is, heh heh!!! I think it goes like this...(_l_) Hope that turns out!!! >And Itz--I've been trailing you around here all afternoon,
*** Great - my very own stalker!!! LOL!! >and you certainly deserve some of that status! When you're not going for numbers, you completely crack me up! (OOOOH! another ass joke! heeHEEEEEE!)
*** Just for ya on the occassion of your 400th post!!! Congrats, babe!
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 05:52 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Please note--my 400th post!!!!" |
> (What?!
>there's no emoticon for assprints?)Oh but there is (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_x_) kiss my ass (_?_) a dumb ass (_zzz_) a lazy ass (_*_) a sore ass So you see George there are many options of ass emoticons Just being helpful
EBug w.l.s.f.c.
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 06:28 PM (EST)
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23. "RE: Please note--my 400th post!!!!" |
A big Texas WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOO
for GT and her dog too. But really...(uh oh,bad-bad-girl coming) in Florida
400 posts more or less....Hell; who's counting???
And if they are; they are doing it all wrong!! Love ya, Dalton
~~~~~~~~~~~ Question for EBug:
Why on earth would you even KNOW all those different
ways to display BUTT on a computer? And number two,
I feel dumb 'cause I don't "get" your w.l.s.f.c..
but then I don't read everything either, it's OK. Dalton
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taginite 222 desperate attention whore postings
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04-06-01, 05:42 PM (EST)
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19. "what the heck......here's my 2 cents" |
uh, ms vamp:don't worry about missing nick..... he'll be around for at least six more months. he'll be on hundreds of tv shows like, moesha, the hughleys, the parkers, law and order, and bass fishing with the big boys....... he'll be in thousands of publications like, gentlemen's quarterly, ebony, jet, black inches, and san francisco attorney magazine...... he'll be honorarily roasted at harvard's hasting pudding..... and you don't wanna miss nick's commercials with his new and improved recipe for kfc (fill-in-yer-own-blanks).....um mmmm ~~~~~~
and shaking: kelly wiggles let me borrow a sheet load of credit cards...
here have a couple..it being for a worthy cause and all.. $$$$$$$$$
tis better to give than receive.....give til it hurts..real bad..
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desert_rhino 10087 desperate attention whore postings
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04-07-01, 04:14 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: what the heck......here's my 2 cents" |
--snip--
>.....I'll pass on the blood, but
>if you could show/tell me
>how to put that spinning
>clown thingie at the bottom
>of my posts I would
>be forever grateful--snip--I hate to steal Vampy's thunder, but you just type h t t p:// followed by community (dot) survivorblows (dot) com/boards/User_files/3acd3a4009f1c6cc.gif You have to remove all the extra crap, though... it looks like this:
-- JV
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