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"Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
LAST EDITED ON 01-11-10 AT 04:18 AM (EST)


Jiffy Pop: Wow! Great group showing up already! I certainly have my impressions to give...Nice to see you again, Colby? *wink* ... and I thought "What better way to get a few things off your chest AND give the cast a playground at the same time, than to throw a Pre-Show Hype-Off.
Come all ye's villains and heroes and share your thoughts on my thoughts. Or perhaps each other's pre-show thoughts. ...on thoughts. ...of others. ...pre-show.


Amanda: Hero? Nope. Heroic? Not really. But she looks good with a blur.

Candice: Candy. Candy. Candy. Now, I know she is here for revenge. A heroic kind of revenge. From a neilson rating point of view. See, we are going to offer up Mutiny again this season and we're hoping she does it once more. That's all. Mutiny!

Cirie: Pow-er-ful. A superhero from the unlikeliest of couches. Afraid of no-one and no-thing OTHER THAN...leaves. Hmmm..wonder what planet she's from?

Colby: Mmmm...I'm just gonna sit here and stare at him for awhile... even more handsome than I remember. This time around I don't feel so statutory. Hopefully he's into sexting. *crosses fingers*

Captain Caveman: Lock up your children! The big tie-dyed dinosaur has been let loose on Samoa. Protect your televisions folks. Kids go rampant after watching this guy.

Sugar: Oooo goodness, I just wanna pinch her cheeks than slap her silly. Is there anyone else that feels that way? Just me?

Darth Coach: We tricked him again by claiming we had a dragon problem. Let's hope he doesn't slay any of the cast. ... Wait. Let's keep that on the back-burner. Perhaps his sword will become useful?

Courtney the Waif: She's always disappearing behind the trees. She really could sneak her way into the finals.

Scarri Jerri: Awww...we felt sorry for... err.. sorri for scarri jerri. After losing her contract at Uncle Cameraman's Dinner Show Theatre, her pursuit of her holliwood dream is temporarili delaied... on hold. She needed the per diem and a cup of rice is more than she's been eating lateli. And I promised her, no "whys".

Randy: The Cookie Monster incarnate. Well replace the blue fur with pale balding skin the often reddens with anger at the slightest breeze. Also take out the CookieMonster's "oopsy" friendly demeanor, obviously, and replace it with Oscar the Grouch's abusive father, Ralph the A**hole's personality.

the B'Rob: Wouldn't be Samoa without this tag-along. Beside's he's part-producer now.

RussHell: Giving him another chance to dominate the television screen was a strategic move against the kid-friendly Capt. Caveman fans.

Sssandra: That hissing sound you hear is the air being let out of your tires, metaphorically speaking. Ssssandra is sneaky. No, make that snakey. I predict she'll do quite well.

Tyson: I hope he's funny. If not we can just make him into blurboy.

A hearty hello and welcome back to the Disinterested Losers!

And boy doesn't Mother Nature look gorgeous!? *blows mama a kiss*

Let's hear it for RussHell's Hidden Idol! Don't you just love the tomfoolery?

It wouldn't be a season without the roving Reporters. GONE RABID! Can I get a 'WooHoo' for SunBun & Ra!

And to those who haven't been cast yet, please use the BT...A.S.S.#2:HvV hot-linked just before these words right here, to sign-up as one of the fated repeat survivors.

Now it's all-y'all's turn.


Remember, playing with your siggies outside the box is a no-no. Try your hardest to refrain from posting as your character elsewhere.

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 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... jbug 01-11-10 1
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... jackandjill 01-11-10 2
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... tribephyl 01-11-10 5
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... qwertypie 01-12-10 16
           RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... jackandjill 01-13-10 28
               RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-13-10 37
               RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... qwertypie 01-31-10 65
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... jackandjill 01-11-10 3
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... smokedog 01-11-10 4
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... qwertypie 01-31-10 66
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-31-10 67
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... RollDdice 02-09-10 76
           RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... tribephyl 02-09-10 78
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Belle Book 01-11-10 6
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... CTgirl 01-11-10 7
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-11-10 11
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Ontheroadagain 01-11-10 8
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-11-10 9
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Ontheroadagain 01-13-10 35
           RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-13-10 38
               RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... RollDdice 02-09-10 77
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-11-10 10
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... bostonrobfan 01-11-10 12
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... tribephyl 01-12-10 17
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... bostonrobfan 01-12-10 20
           RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... tribephyl 01-13-10 23
               RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... jackandjill 01-13-10 29
               RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... qwertypie 02-06-10 73
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Max Headroom 01-12-10 13
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... tribephyl 01-12-10 18
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Max Headroom 01-13-10 24
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Ontheroadagain 01-13-10 36
 Remember jbug 01-12-10 14
   RE: Remember tribephyl 01-12-10 19
       RE: Remember Sunny_Bunny 01-12-10 21
           RE: Remember michel 01-12-10 22
           RE: Remember vince3 01-13-10 30
               RE: Remember jbug 01-13-10 31
                   RE: Remember vince3 01-13-10 33
                       RE: Remember Sunny_Bunny 01-13-10 39
                           RE: Remember jbug 01-13-10 40
           RE: Remember Brownroach 01-13-10 32
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Brownroach 01-12-10 15
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... PepeLePew13 01-15-10 41
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-15-10 43
           RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Brownroach 01-15-10 44
               RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-15-10 45
                   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... vince3 01-15-10 46
                       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... michel 01-15-10 47
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Molaholic 01-13-10 25
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... vince3 01-13-10 34
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... mrc 01-13-10 26
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Brownroach 01-13-10 27
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... PepeLePew13 01-15-10 42
           RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... iltarion 01-20-10 48
 Parvasite is in the House suzzee 01-24-10 49
   RE: Parvasite is in the House RollDdice 02-12-10 82
       RE: Parvasite is in the House Belle Book 02-12-10 83
 Welcome Parvati, JT and James! tribephyl 01-27-10 50
   RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! suzzee 01-27-10 51
       RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! Spanky68 01-27-10 52
           Parvati, JT and James: Don't let th... michel 01-27-10 56
               RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't le... Spanky68 01-28-10 58
                   RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't le... michel 01-28-10 60
                       RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't le... Spanky68 01-29-10 62
                           RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't le... michel 01-29-10 64
           RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! PepeLePew13 01-28-10 59
           RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! bostonrobfan 02-10-10 81
   RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! MissMyth 01-27-10 53
       RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! Max Headroom 01-27-10 54
           RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! MissMyth 01-27-10 55
           RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! suzzee 01-28-10 57
           RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! MissMyth 02-01-10 68
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... jbug 01-29-10 61
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Belle Book 01-29-10 63
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... MissMyth 02-04-10 69
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... tribephyl 02-04-10 70
       Surviving Survivor MissMyth 02-05-10 71
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... jbug 02-05-10 72
       RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... RollDdice 02-09-10 75
           RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... tribephyl 02-09-10 79
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Molaholic 02-07-10 74
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... MissMyth 02-10-10 80
 RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... Brownroach 02-12-10 84
   RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype... jbug 02-12-10 85

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1. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Hi Jiffypop.

Thanks for the invite to the party.

to let everyone know?
By being first to this party? means I plan to be first - as in the winner - #1


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Hey Cirie,

Ck out my nakid pc just sent 2 u.

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OMG U R 22LY HAWT! I ♥ U.
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*waiting patiently for my copy*
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Not now Jerri - I'll show you the real deal later.


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Keep that Hershey bar in your pants, no one but Jiffy wants to see it.


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*SWOON!*

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Hey Ladies,

Colby in da house! Wanna try some new recipies I cooked up with my lady Rachel Ray?


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I know you!

You were the guy that dated Vanna White, right?


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*adds Vanna White and Racel Ray to hit list*
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Colby dated Vanna White??? Did he use Carbon-14?

Hey Coblstah; if Mad Dog wasn't availahble, you could've asked and I woudda introduced you to Patrichia.

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76. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
You were the guy that dated Vanna White, right?

Colby, you were flipping Vanna's vowels? I missed that tidbit, but then, it's very hard to get the National Enquirer delivered out here in the middle of BFE.



A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
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78. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
*sends text to MB*
I'm your NE in BFE. Colby is my BFF IRL, the Vanna thing just a cover.

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I'm back! And I hope I'm the All-Star Survivor!


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What was I thinking? I'm going to have to share a shelter with dragon man, a troll and a Mormon biker?

Where's Frosti? Where's Stephen? Why am I here?

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Don't worry, Boston Rob is here. All Ah need are some twigs and some rope and I'll build a shelter that will make the one on that loser season in Fiji look like a doghouse. Ah can also build a few of those doghouses for the trolls.

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Do I have to be funny, or can I just be naked a lot?



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You only get laughs when you get naked!


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At least I get laughs.
So who are you going to align with this time, since Ambah isn't around to be your slave?

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Ah can't have pre-show alliances this time but don't worry, all my fans will want to align with me.


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Ah can't have pre-show alliances this time but don't worry, all my fans will want to align with me.

Boston Rob Resume
2002 Survivor Marquesas
2004 Survivor A.S.S.#1
2005 Amazing Race
2005 "Rob & Amber Get Married"
2006 Rob & Amber: Against All Odds
2007 Amazing Race All Stars
2010 Survivor A.S.S.#2

Despite casting you for Heroes & Villains, I'm starting to think your "fans" have all overdosed on "Romber" by now.



A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
ETF: I don't seem to know what year it is.

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Tag-along? That little show of yours would've died without me! Lucky for you Ah decided to come back.

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Hello, Jiffy. Where are my cookies, by the way?

And to the rest of you- I'm here to win. Not make friends. But if you ask nicely, I'll let you have part of a bite of one of my cookies. Maybe.


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Sorry, no cookies this time.
The last time I saw that much fervor over some sweets, the girls went without clothes. I do NOT want to take that chance with you.

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You have no problem with Tyson running around buck naked. Playing favorites already, Jiffy?

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I have no problems with Colby running around naked. Colby is my favorite and that's something I can't deny.
Tyson however, IS discouraged to be nekkid. I'd rather he be funny. Hopefully sparing us the sight of his junk.

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<blushing>

Thinking to myself, not out loud....
Must not have funny-tummy feelings for Jeff, must not have funny-tummy feelings for Jeff, must not have funny-tummy feelings for Jeff.


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73. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"

Anything I can do to help you convince Colby to shed his clothes, let me know, I'm your gal!
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I'm here. Can everyone just vote me 2nd place, so I can skip the 39 days of starvation, exertion, and blurs?

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How about they vote you OUT 2nd?

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24. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Not gonna happen-- everybody loves me. I'm the cutest F2 goat ever to grace the small screen. Don't you watch your own show?

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36. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Your blurs are my favorite blurs.
My blurs are friggin' hysterical.


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14. "Remember"
my previous 2 seasons at this?
Let me refresh your memory....

Panama
Shane later said that Cirie played "by far the best social game" of the season, an observation many fans and critics strongly agreed with.
.....
During the reunion show, she won a 2007 GMC Yukon through an online poll and was called "one of our most popular Survivors ever" by Jeff Probst.

Micronesia
Kathy reported to her tribe, "Cirie is one of the nicest people I have ever met in my life."
Cirie's strategy prevailed
....
Cirie then convinced a hesitant Natalie to tell Erik to give immunity to her in order to "redeem himself" for helping in voting out certain contestants. To their surprise, the plan worked and Erik was blindsided 4-1.
....
Amanda chose to bring Parvati over Cirie to the final two
....

This time, I plan on making it to the finale 2 - or 3 or whatever MB decides to play this time.



from Wikipedia

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19. "RE: Remember"
The plan has always been to start the final vote the TC AFTER your boot. So if you do last to F2, we'll just have an F1 final vote. If you leave first boot, you will be the only juror and must decide between the other 19.
Unfair? Yes.
But you're not the only one we're unfair to.

Speaking on behalf of EPMB
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21. "RE: Remember"
Yep, if you want to see unfair treatment, you just have to look at what has happened to us! MB made us cover Pirate Master after promising us "a great pirate/wench vacation where you two can pillage and plunder each other to your hearts content." Talk about unfair!!

Anyway, Hi everyone! Bunny and Ra here to bring you the best a$$ shots Ra can muster. We can promise plenty of blurs, at least one new "Poverty Porn" segment, and if Ra has his way a terrible storm that will spread plenty of leaves over Cirie.

Of course, since Ra gets to cover the war on Poverty, I am going to get equal time spreading the Rupert love!

For those of you who love the Delusion of Grandeur award, you can bet that I will be spending a lot of time with my therapist RussHell, Coach, and Rob. It will be fun covering the further adventures of Super Coach as he cooks up more stories on how he saved civilization time and time again.

Naturally with Colby around, expect the return of Jeffs Giant Log. Interviews will be happening, people!

I am hoping that we will see the return of King Crabbe, King Rat, and those wonder bugs that always seem to seek Cirie out.

See you on the Island!


Bringing you the agony and the ecstasy (but we prefer the agony)

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22. "RE: Remember"
Hey Rabbit! It isn't delusions of grandeur when you are as great as I am.


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30. "RE: Remember"
Miss Bunny, I can also help Ra out with the leaf storm for Cirie, and if you need a break from the crazies, I can target practice them with a few bolts.......


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31. "RE: Remember"
I am not here to commune with you......


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33. "RE: Remember"
LAST EDITED ON 01-13-10 AT 05:22 PM (EST)

I think you better commune with me once and a while, or...... *lightning* ......something like that could happen.........


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39. "RE: Remember"
I'm sure Ra would appreciate more time with the ladies bathing shots, but I remember how much he loved bringing down leaves and bugs on Cirie! I know, maybe you two could take turns!


Bringing you the agony and the ecstasy (but we prefer the agony)

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40. "RE: Remember"
Ya'll all just jealous cause ya'll don't look this good at 40.


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32. "RE: Remember"
I'll be able to give you some inside poop on RussHell.

Figuratively and literally.

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15. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Don't mind me, I'm just checking out the potential victims for when I make my surprise appearance at tribal council.

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41. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Coach would be perfect to spring the surprise on. The Dragon Slayer getting slayed by ... an idol. Beats being eaten by ass-loving Pygmies (no, not code at all!).


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43. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Hello pygmie. It's nice of Survivah to give you a chance to play with the big guys. I'd never seen a guy pygmie before but I did meet a girl pygmie on the race. I should introduce you to Chahla. You two would be quite the couple!


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44. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
I like you, you're really funny!

<adds The B'Rrob to RussHell's shitlist>

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45. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
So this is what happened to Brett! Neat trick. I'd win the game if I could go around being invisible like this.
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46. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Won't work, you'd die from lack of attention you DAW.......
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47. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
HahaHaHa! You know me so well!!!!


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25. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Well, the hype begins. What excitement! Maybe this will keep our attention away from the whole Leno/Conan hugga-mugga. And let's not forget about the upcoming Winter Olympics.

I think I'll book a vacation to someplace far far away from this brain-cell-killing (without the booze-buzz) carp. What rates can I get to Pyongyang?


I guess things could be worse. We could be forced to watch LOST.

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34. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
That reminds me, I have to send them enough snow for the alpine events...........

Actually, the same can be said for Colorado for the X-Games in a couple of weeks.........


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26. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Rupert love kids. Rupert want to win money for kids. Rupert take club to RussHobbit's head. Rupert put head on spear. Rupert dance on Hobbit's grave. Rupert win prize money.


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27. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
< makes mental note >

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42. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Phfft. Stupert doesn't know how to dig properly, remember that "shelter" he tried to build on All-Stars?

James is the one we have to watch out for - if he gets together with Stupert to do some digging, then we'll have to use the idol on him.


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48. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"

Hahaha.... Wow. I knew this thread, as well as this season, would completely SUCK without me, but I didn't think it would be this bad.
Come on, people.
Step your game up!


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49. "Parvasite is in the House"
This is going to be fun. I've just about spent the first million and I'm going for my second.

Will Lie for Cash


Everyone is my alliance

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82. "RE: Parvasite is in the House"
This is going to be fun. I've just about spent the first million and I'm going for my second.

You did remember to fill out your 1040EZ form, right?
If not, an afternoon with Hatch will certainly convince you to jump right on that oversight.



A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
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83. "RE: Parvasite is in the House"
I don't know about Parvasite, but I remembered to fill out my 1040EZ form ever since I won my first time around!


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50. "Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
Nice to see you three!
Back for thirds Parvati and James? Wow who knew MB's cooking was soo good?
And JT. Poor wittle country-boy. How ever will you survive without your little jewish side-kick?


As a side note, we have only Danielle left for the Villains and either Stephenie or Tom left for Heroes.

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51. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
Oh James, let me see your finger. I'll just give it a kiss, there, all better? That's one. I'll have to help JT out as well I'm not his type, I think he prefers a little Sugar for breakfast anyway.

Hi Jiffy, my goodness you look like a million dollars to me.....


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52. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
I am not going to say much. I just want to sit here and look beautiful.

Parv, you can kiss my finger, I guess. But you go thinkin that I am your man, now. Ah just want to see what happens dis season.

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56. "Parvati, JT and James: Don't let the door hit you in the A$$"
Look at all the noobs that just walked in!!!

James, your tagline should have been "Love me because I'm Dumb". Strong and Dumb makes the perfect ally.

Or slutty and dumb... Ambuh's not around, look what I found. Hello Parv; Wanna fool around?

Dumbass JT could've had Sydney but he chose to stick with that goofy sidekick. Good thing your cast was too dumb to realize that 3 is smaller than 6.

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58. "RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't let the door hit you in the A$$"
You've done this show twice. Nobody has killed you yet. A lot could change this year, little man.

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60. "RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't let the door hit you in the A$$"
Big James is trying to act like a gangsta! You got yo a$$ handed to you by a girl...twice! Do you think I have to bothah with you?


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62. "RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't let the door hit you in the A$$"
Mistuh smaht guy, you tink dat de producah ain't come to me, askin if I ever think about killin somebody on da tv? He say dat it be ratings gold if I snapped and snapped ya neck.

I ain't made my mind up yet. But ya might be makin it up fo me if you keep pesterin me, little man.


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64. "RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't let the door hit you in the A$$"
I can't believe he just said: "I ain't made my mind up yet."

Jimbo, that's what I've been saying all along: You ah too dumb to make up your mind!!! I'm busting a gut laughing over here. That's what could kill me! You didn't make up your mind about those two idols eithah, did you?


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59. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"

>Parv, you can kiss my finger, I guess.

Man, is that code or what? And knowing Perv, it's certainly possible that she would go for it...



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81. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
Sitting here looking beautiful is my job, Jimmy. But I have the added advantage of looking smart at the same time.

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53. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
Don't worry about me Jiffy. Remember, I swept the jury for the million and then took home another $100,000 cause the fans lurve me. Side-kick that I drag along until the end and then steamroll? I'm thinking Amanda for that role.
JT
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54. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
We've already had that script twice around here. It's time for something new this season-- me winning.

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55. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
Sorry? Did you say whining?
JT
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57. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
LAST EDITED ON 01-28-10 AT 12:43 PM (EST)


Oh Amanda! Come on with me. Again. I'm sure you can do better in front of a jury, you've had a lot of practice.


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68. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!"
Hey, come on Amanda. I was just joshing. I think we should form an early alliance. We'll stick together all the way to Final 2.

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61. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Just coming by to let ya'll know I'm still here.
I don't want to be accused of hiding or anything


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63. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Hey there, Cirie! You've been in the game twice, and came so close to making it to the finals! If I don't make it to the finals again, I hope you do! Of course, if we both make it to the finals, I sure hope I beat you!


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69. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
O.K. What with me, Colby, Rupert, James, and Tom on board, you know MB is gonna throw some kind of strength challenge at us.

So, any wagers on who'll win?

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70. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
One wager you can count on is that it is solely dependent upon who WE want to win. Right, MB!?

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71. "Surviving Survivor"
Aired Feb. 4

Colby: "Probst, snuffing the torch. Man, I'd like to snuff that guy's torch!"

Dude. Is that code?

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72. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
& Jiffy likes me so.....


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75. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Who's this "we" you're talking about, Jiffy?
Of course I value the input of my favorite Khaki Cowboy, but when it comes to rigging challenges and putting together favorable edits, I am The Deity, The Provider, the EPMB.

Keep that in mind or you could be the one standing on a bath mat saying, "Congratulations. You are the 42nd team to arrive at this pitstop."



A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever.
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79. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
U the Boss </text>



*Weeps a little, mourning the loss of a fictional power position*

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74. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
<Looks around, sees a crowd gathering watch See B.S.>

Holy Carp -- guess things are about to get fired up. This may be the biggest and best outing in the fine history of ...

<double checks the crowd>

Oh, carp. These folks are here to watch a football game. Guess it's some special deal -- who knew folks would still be interested in football in FEBRUARY?

<Actually, I made this post so I could use my A.S.S. 2 siggie -- it's been feeling kinda lonely lately>


Things could be worse. They could be forcing us to watch LOST

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80. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Whooowheeeee! Not long now til I get to kick me some BostonRawb butt. And maybe blindside Tyson again.

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84. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
<yawn>

No one even bothered to look for me.


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85. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
Not only did we not look for you,
we didn't even mention your name!


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