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"Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!"
tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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"Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-11-10 AT 04:18 AM (EST) Jiffy Pop: Wow! Great group showing up already! I certainly have my impressions to give...Nice to see you again, Colby? *wink* ... and I thought "What better way to get a few things off your chest AND give the cast a playground at the same time, than to throw a Pre-Show Hype-Off. Come all ye's villains and heroes and share your thoughts on my thoughts. Or perhaps each other's pre-show thoughts. ...on thoughts. ...of others. ...pre-show. Amanda: Hero? Nope. Heroic? Not really. But she looks good with a blur.
Candice: Candy. Candy. Candy. Now, I know she is here for revenge. A heroic kind of revenge. From a neilson rating point of view. See, we are going to offer up Mutiny again this season and we're hoping she does it once more. That's all. Mutiny! Cirie: Pow-er-ful. A superhero from the unlikeliest of couches. Afraid of no-one and no-thing OTHER THAN...leaves. Hmmm..wonder what planet she's from? Colby: Mmmm...I'm just gonna sit here and stare at him for awhile... even more handsome than I remember. This time around I don't feel so statutory. Hopefully he's into sexting. *crosses fingers* Captain Caveman: Lock up your children! The big tie-dyed dinosaur has been let loose on Samoa. Protect your televisions folks. Kids go rampant after watching this guy. Sugar: Oooo goodness, I just wanna pinch her cheeks than slap her silly. Is there anyone else that feels that way? Just me? Darth Coach: We tricked him again by claiming we had a dragon problem. Let's hope he doesn't slay any of the cast. ... Wait. Let's keep that on the back-burner. Perhaps his sword will become useful? Courtney the Waif: She's always disappearing behind the trees. She really could sneak her way into the finals. Scarri Jerri: Awww...we felt sorry for... err.. sorri for scarri jerri. After losing her contract at Uncle Cameraman's Dinner Show Theatre, her pursuit of her holliwood dream is temporarili delaied... on hold. She needed the per diem and a cup of rice is more than she's been eating lateli. And I promised her, no "whys". Randy: The Cookie Monster incarnate. Well replace the blue fur with pale balding skin the often reddens with anger at the slightest breeze. Also take out the CookieMonster's "oopsy" friendly demeanor, obviously, and replace it with Oscar the Grouch's abusive father, Ralph the A**hole's personality. the B'Rob: Wouldn't be Samoa without this tag-along. Beside's he's part-producer now. RussHell: Giving him another chance to dominate the television screen was a strategic move against the kid-friendly Capt. Caveman fans. Sssandra: That hissing sound you hear is the air being let out of your tires, metaphorically speaking. Ssssandra is sneaky. No, make that snakey. I predict she'll do quite well. Tyson: I hope he's funny. If not we can just make him into blurboy. A hearty hello and welcome back to the Disinterested Losers! And boy doesn't Mother Nature look gorgeous!? *blows mama a kiss* Let's hear it for RussHell's Hidden Idol! Don't you just love the tomfoolery? It wouldn't be a season without the roving Reporters. GONE RABID! Can I get a 'WooHoo' for SunBun & Ra! And to those who haven't been cast yet, please use the BT...A.S.S.#2:HvV hot-linked just before these words right here, to sign-up as one of the fated repeat survivors. Now it's all-y'all's turn. Remember, playing with your siggies outside the box is a no-no. Try your hardest to refrain from posting as your character elsewhere.
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tribephyl |
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qwertypie |
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jackandjill |
01-13-10 |
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michel |
01-13-10 |
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qwertypie |
01-31-10 |
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jackandjill |
01-11-10 |
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smokedog |
01-11-10 |
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qwertypie |
01-31-10 |
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michel |
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RollDdice |
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tribephyl |
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Belle Book |
01-11-10 |
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michel |
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Ontheroadagain |
01-11-10 |
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michel |
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michel |
01-13-10 |
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RollDdice |
02-09-10 |
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michel |
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bostonrobfan |
01-11-10 |
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tribephyl |
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bostonrobfan |
01-12-10 |
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tribephyl |
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jackandjill |
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qwertypie |
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Max Headroom |
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tribephyl |
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Max Headroom |
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Ontheroadagain |
01-13-10 |
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Remember |
jbug |
01-12-10 |
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RE: Remember |
tribephyl |
01-12-10 |
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RE: Remember |
Sunny_Bunny |
01-12-10 |
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RE: Remember |
michel |
01-12-10 |
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RE: Remember |
vince3 |
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jbug |
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vince3 |
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Sunny_Bunny |
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jbug |
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Brownroach |
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Brownroach |
01-12-10 |
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PepeLePew13 |
01-15-10 |
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michel |
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Brownroach |
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michel |
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vince3 |
01-15-10 |
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michel |
01-15-10 |
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Molaholic |
01-13-10 |
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vince3 |
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mrc |
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Brownroach |
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PepeLePew13 |
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iltarion |
01-20-10 |
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Parvasite is in the House |
suzzee |
01-24-10 |
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RE: Parvasite is in the House |
RollDdice |
02-12-10 |
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Belle Book |
02-12-10 |
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Welcome Parvati, JT and James! |
tribephyl |
01-27-10 |
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RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! |
suzzee |
01-27-10 |
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RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! |
Spanky68 |
01-27-10 |
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Parvati, JT and James: Don't let th... |
michel |
01-27-10 |
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RE: Parvati, JT and James: Don't le... |
Spanky68 |
01-28-10 |
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michel |
01-28-10 |
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Spanky68 |
01-29-10 |
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michel |
01-29-10 |
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RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! |
PepeLePew13 |
01-28-10 |
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bostonrobfan |
02-10-10 |
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MissMyth |
01-27-10 |
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Max Headroom |
01-27-10 |
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MissMyth |
01-27-10 |
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suzzee |
01-28-10 |
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RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James! |
MissMyth |
02-01-10 |
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jbug |
01-29-10 |
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Belle Book |
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MissMyth |
02-04-10 |
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tribephyl |
02-04-10 |
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Surviving Survivor |
MissMyth |
02-05-10 |
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jbug |
02-05-10 |
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RollDdice |
02-09-10 |
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tribephyl |
02-09-10 |
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Molaholic |
02-07-10 |
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MissMyth |
02-10-10 |
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Brownroach |
02-12-10 |
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-11-10, 04:31 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
OMG U R 22LY HAWT! I ♥ U.
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-31-10, 07:11 PM (EST)
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67. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
LAST EDITED ON 01-31-10 AT 07:11 PM (EST)Colby dated Vanna White??? Did he use Carbon-14? Hey Coblstah; if Mad Dog wasn't availahble, you could've asked and I woudda introduced you to Patrichia.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-09-10, 06:32 PM (EST)
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78. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
*sends text to MB* I'm your NE in BFE. Colby is my BFF IRL, the Vanna thing just a cover.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-09-10, 11:42 AM (EST)
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77. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-09-10 AT 11:44 AM (EST)Ah can't have pre-show alliances this time but don't worry, all my fans will want to align with me. Boston Rob Resume 2002 Survivor Marquesas 2004 Survivor A.S.S.#1 2005 Amazing Race 2005 "Rob & Amber Get Married" 2006 Rob & Amber: Against All Odds 2007 Amazing Race All Stars 2010 Survivor A.S.S.#2 Despite casting you for Heroes & Villains, I'm starting to think your "fans" have all overdosed on "Romber" by now.
A.S.S. 2: Bigger. Wider. Better than ever. ETF: I don't seem to know what year it is.
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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 03:41 PM (EST)
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14. "Remember" |
my previous 2 seasons at this? Let me refresh your memory....Panama Shane later said that Cirie played "by far the best social game" of the season, an observation many fans and critics strongly agreed with. ..... During the reunion show, she won a 2007 GMC Yukon through an online poll and was called "one of our most popular Survivors ever" by Jeff Probst. Micronesia Kathy reported to her tribe, "Cirie is one of the nicest people I have ever met in my life." Cirie's strategy prevailed .... Cirie then convinced a hesitant Natalie to tell Erik to give immunity to her in order to "redeem himself" for helping in voting out certain contestants. To their surprise, the plan worked and Erik was blindsided 4-1. .... Amanda chose to bring Parvati over Cirie to the final two ....
This time, I plan on making it to the finale 2 - or 3 or whatever MB decides to play this time. from Wikipedia
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 06:52 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Remember" |
The plan has always been to start the final vote the TC AFTER your boot. So if you do last to F2, we'll just have an F1 final vote. If you leave first boot, you will be the only juror and must decide between the other 19. Unfair? Yes. But you're not the only one we're unfair to.
Speaking on behalf of EPMB
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Sunny_Bunny 5597 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-12-10, 08:54 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Remember" |
Yep, if you want to see unfair treatment, you just have to look at what has happened to us! MB made us cover Pirate Master after promising us "a great pirate/wench vacation where you two can pillage and plunder each other to your hearts content." Talk about unfair!!Anyway, Hi everyone! Bunny and Ra here to bring you the best a$$ shots Ra can muster. We can promise plenty of blurs, at least one new "Poverty Porn" segment, and if Ra has his way a terrible storm that will spread plenty of leaves over Cirie. Of course, since Ra gets to cover the war on Poverty, I am going to get equal time spreading the Rupert love! For those of you who love the Delusion of Grandeur award, you can bet that I will be spending a lot of time with my therapist RussHell, Coach, and Rob. It will be fun covering the further adventures of Super Coach as he cooks up more stories on how he saved civilization time and time again. Naturally with Colby around, expect the return of Jeffs Giant Log. Interviews will be happening, people! I am hoping that we will see the return of King Crabbe, King Rat, and those wonder bugs that always seem to seek Cirie out. See you on the Island! Bringing you the agony and the ecstasy (but we prefer the agony)
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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-13-10, 01:31 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Remember" |
I am not here to commune with you......
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-15-10, 06:04 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
So this is what happened to Brett! Neat trick. I'd win the game if I could go around being invisible like this.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-15-10, 07:20 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
Won't work, you'd die from lack of attention you DAW.......
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suzzee 5961 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-10, 08:02 AM (EST)
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51. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!" |
Oh James, let me see your finger. I'll just give it a kiss, there, all better? That's one. I'll have to help JT out as well I'm not his type, I think he prefers a little Sugar for breakfast anyway. Hi Jiffy, my goodness you look like a million dollars to me..... Everyone is my alliance
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michel 10958 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-27-10, 06:14 PM (EST)
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56. "Parvati, JT and James: Don't let the door hit you in the A$$" |
Look at all the noobs that just walked in!!!James, your tagline should have been "Love me because I'm Dumb". Strong and Dumb makes the perfect ally. Or slutty and dumb... Ambuh's not around, look what I found. Hello Parv; Wanna fool around? Dumbass JT could've had Sydney but he chose to stick with that goofy sidekick. Good thing your cast was too dumb to realize that 3 is smaller than 6.
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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01-27-10, 12:23 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!" |
Don't worry about me Jiffy. Remember, I swept the jury for the million and then took home another $100,000 cause the fans lurve me. Side-kick that I drag along until the end and then steamroll? I'm thinking Amanda for that role. JT
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MissMyth 352 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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01-27-10, 04:38 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Welcome Parvati, JT and James!" |
Sorry? Did you say whining? JT
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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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01-29-10, 11:02 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
Just coming by to let ya'll know I'm still here. I don't want to be accused of hiding or anything
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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02-07-10, 12:47 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Be The A.S.S. #2: Pre-Show Hype-Off!" |
<Looks around, sees a crowd gathering watch See B.S.>Holy Carp -- guess things are about to get fired up. This may be the biggest and best outing in the fine history of ... <double checks the crowd> Oh, carp. These folks are here to watch a football game. Guess it's some special deal -- who knew folks would still be interested in football in FEBRUARY? <Actually, I made this post so I could use my A.S.S. 2 siggie -- it's been feeling kinda lonely lately> Things could be worse. They could be forcing us to watch LOST
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