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"Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
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"Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Too bad about the boot last night buddy. Let me speak on your behalf. All of you out there who didn't vote this kid through must be completely tone-deaf. This brilliant man-boy gets up there and sings his heart out. No red-headed sixteen year old boy has ever belted out a Gloria Esteffan song as well as Mr. Stevens did...and I mean that...literally...no man has ever belted out a Gloria Esteffan song for fear of being beaten to a bloody pulp.

The Beatles? Elvis? The Rolling Stones? Nirvana? Aretha Franklin? If you roll all of their talent into a giant ball it wouldn't even come close to the ball of talent that Mr. Stevens puts out everytime he gets up on that stage. To you, John, I say BRAVO! BRAVO, young man!

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... kajagogo 04-29-04 1
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... J Slice 04-29-04 7
       RE: Why John Stevens is my American... wildchickenhunter 04-30-04 15
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... Devious Weasel 04-29-04 2
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... mistofleas 04-29-04 3
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... nailbone 04-29-04 4
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... TeamJoisey 04-29-04 5
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... shedevil 04-29-04 6
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... anotherkim 04-30-04 11
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... true 04-29-04 8
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... mistofleas 04-29-04 9
       RE: Why John Stevens is my American... shedevil 04-29-04 10
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... idlegossip 04-30-04 12
   Classic bashing AyaK 04-30-04 13
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... Breezy 04-30-04 14
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... Bebo 04-30-04 16
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... mistofleas 04-30-04 17
       RE: Why John Stevens is my American... Bebo 04-30-04 18
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... grit 05-01-04 19
   *snort* mrc 05-01-04 20
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... TeamJoisey 05-01-04 21
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... love2smile 05-04-04 22
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... bacon 05-04-04 23
       RE: Why John Stevens is my American... mistofleas 05-04-04 24
       RE: Why John Stevens is my American... love2smile 05-04-04 26
           RE: Why John Stevens is my American... bacon 05-04-04 27
               RE: Why John Stevens is my American... love2smile 07-30-04 39
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... Coconut 05-04-04 25
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... ballerina_of_doom 05-04-04 28
   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... I_Got_Nutn 05-04-04 29
       Hey Nut'N Coconut 05-04-04 30
           RE: Hey Nut'N I_Got_Nutn 05-04-04 32
       RE: Why John Stevens is my American... Devious Weasel 05-04-04 31
           RE: Why John Stevens is my American... I_Got_Nutn 05-04-04 33
           RE: Why John Stevens is my American... mistofleas 05-04-04 34
               RE: Why John Stevens is my American... greenmonstah 05-04-04 35
                   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... shedevil 05-04-04 36
                   RE: Why John Stevens is my American... mrc 05-04-04 37
 RE: Why John Stevens is my American... GinaVendetti 07-29-04 38

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kajagogo 51 desperate attention whore postings
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1. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
he did mention on ryan's show today that his prom was coming up. maybe you should call him up for a date! ;)
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7. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"


Hell, I'd be his prom date... I'm only... maybe 3-4 years older?

I heart tall redheads.


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15. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Be careful Slice. They don't call it jail bait for nothing.



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2. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
You're particular talents are wasted over here Bacon. People will think you're serious.

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3. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Damn it dweez, I was just going to type the same thing!

Bacon honey, come back where you belong, people will think you've been in the fire too long and gone all crispy in the head over here.


--loves to dip bacon in her fried egg yolks

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4. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Sad but true.


Cool new sig courtesy of Jslice o-

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5. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
LAST EDITED ON 04-29-04 AT 11:45 PM (EST)

All that talent rolled together.

I guess you are saying that for singing a Gloria Estefan ballad to his grandma in front of 30 million viewers, John Stevens has pretty big balls.

of talent.


These reality show contestants need a reality check!

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6. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
LAST EDITED ON 04-29-04 AT 09:38 PM (EST)

That's nice that you like him, I'm sure he's really nice, but I have great taste in music, I'm not tone-deaf and I like all kinds of music. I don't like his voice, it has nothing to do with his style. It's just his voice... period. It's not my thing.If John Stevens sells more records than Elvis, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Nirvana and Aretha Franklin, you let me know.


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11. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
sarcasm.

Miscellaneous Ramblings
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8. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Hahahaha!

I've missed you, Bacon!


--wonders if this forum has a sense of humor

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9. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
--wonders if this forum has a sense of humor

pssst true, I think it's over here in the corner under this speck of dust. *lifts the dust* Oops...sorry. No sense of humor I can see


--has hopes for the rest of the season though

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10. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
--wonders if this forum has a sense of humor

pssst true, I think it's over here in the corner under this speck of dust. *lifts the dust* Oops...sorry. No sense of humor I can see

Oh believe me, I have a great sense of humor,I thought it was hilarious.


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12. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Oh, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon....

I can only hope that you really ARE kidding. The poor kid couldn't carry a tune in a bucket, for Pete's sake. He also forgot words more often than Ozzy Osbourne does when he's SOBER, and he dances like one of the creatures from a "Night of the Living Dead" movie as it starts to come to life. Even with "Conga", he couldn't keep up with the others, was just standing around sometimes or fumbling. The song he sang to Granny was a flop, too, cuz he either forgot the words or fumbled them, then smiled at the camera when he did it. Just for the poor kid's dignity, IT WAS TIME! Please believe us when we tell you.

Listening to him was like hearing the song through one of those old, scratchy radios. Or like hearing him sing through a pipe. For those who remember "Little Orphan Annie" radio shows, maybe you just like John's voice cuz it brings back your childhood? Sounds just like him, if you think about it.

Let the kid go home, grow up, and maybe do some more voice work. One day, maybe he'll try again.

(We gotta b*tch or we'll explode!)

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13. "Classic bashing"
For those of you who wondered what kind of posts would go on an American Idol Bashers board (which we have decided against creating), allow me to introduce bacon, one of the recent additions to the basher core group.

This post is pure bacon-style sarcasm.

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14. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Yeah, everything Bacon said.

Plus John Stevens is a great dancer too! Didn't ya'll see him do the muscle pose the other night?


Just say no to trolls.


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16. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
You know I heart ya, Bacon hon, but I get nervous when I see you commenting on John Stevens putting out.

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17. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
You know I heart ya, Bacon hon, but I get nervous when I see you commenting on John Stevens putting out./i]

*snort*


--covers her eyes and tries to get rid of the visual

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18. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Oh Misto, don't you know about my mental pic rep by now?

Inspiring scary mental pictures of reality show contestants since 2001.

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19. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
All of you out there who didn't vote this kid through must be completely tone-deaf.

I didn't vote for him because I'm only voting for people who are just like me. He's a pasty white kid from New York. I'm only voting for 40-year-old married women from New York with two kids.

Annyway, even if I were voting for people strictly on their singing talent, I still wouldn't vote for him because he broke up with his girlfriend right after he got into American idol, can you believe it????? And he flaunted his single status right there on the TV by dancing so badly.

AND BACON DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME I CANT EXPRESS MY OPININON ABOUT JOHN ON THIS BOARD BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT!!!


Did I get everything?

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20. "*snort*"
Yep, that just abut covers it!

*waves to grit*

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21. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"

Elton John would approve.
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22. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
John Stevens SUCKS. Sorry to say, but he does. He can't hit barley any notes unless they are flat, he can't remember any of the words to songs, and doesn't bother to learn dance moves that the rest of the gang is doing. Why is/was he there? IMHO....out of pity because he is cute. I happen to NOT be tone deaf, tyvm and have many years of playing instruments under my belt....
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23. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
You are tone deaf. You're also immune to sarcasm.

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24. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Is there a shot for that?


--giggles

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26. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Actually, no I am NOT tone deaf....I happen to have my own opinion, something you apparently can't respect because it doesn't mirror your own.

And I love sarcasm and jokes.....when they are funny and when I can spend all day on the boards like yourself appreciating them...

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27. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
MEOW!


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39. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
HA! Truth hurts.
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25. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Mairzy doats and doazy doats and liddle lambsiedivy

John Stevens apparently eats barley.

Coconut
Mmm.. beef barley soup. With bacon.


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28. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Sorry to cut in like this, but, I have to know.


Why would someone want to hit barley?

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29. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
"and have many years of playing instruments under my belt.... "

What you do with the "instruments" under your belt is your own business and really doesn't belong on this tribute thread to the very talented balladeer John Stevens.

Yeah, It's a JSlice
Too far?

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30. "Hey Nut'N"
I think it was a little below the belt.



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32. "RE: Hey Nut'N"
I almost missed it, trying to come up with a barley line.

Yeah, It's a JSlice

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31. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Is that like playing pocket pool?

Every time I play pocket pool I end up scratching.

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33. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
I am unable to compose a PG-13 response to that.

Yeah, It's a JSlice
There are several good OTC creams for that.

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34. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Every time I play pocket pool I end up scratching.

Please stop talking about your little white ball dweezel, I'm trying to eat my lunch!


--hopes JS reads this thread cuz it's fuuuunny

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35. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
LMAO!!!


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36. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Hmmmmmm what is that pretty shiny thing, and do I smell pizza?


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37. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
monstah, that sig pic is too funny! Glad you brought it over here.

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38. "RE: Why John Stevens is my American Idol"
Im not American but if I was American, I would never vote for John Stevens. He's horrible.He may sing his heart out but still he is Horrible. I would vote for LaToya but again Im not American. (Im Canadian-Trinidadian)
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