Funiculì, Funiculà

Well, well, well... Here we are with season 16. Can you believe it? Welcome to the lvoe list. This is easy... all you have to do is rank the teams from best to worst, in your opinion and then hopefully, my fabulous stat guy, kidflash will be along to tabulate the results.

This season opened with a flight from LA to Santiago, Chile. This time was different, though, because teams had to take public transportation to the airport. Some teams thought they got lucky by getting out on the first flight, but those ones wound up having mechanical problems, which evened up the field.

Once in Chile, they had to make their way by bus to Valparaíso and teams had to perform a roadblock of going across a high wire, then travel down to the street in a funicular, then paint a bit of a house their chosen color. After that, it was off to the pitstop, where some penalties were handed out.

1. Carol and Brandy - props to the ladies
2. Jet and Cord - um... Brazilian money is not going to work here
3. Jody and Shannon - the gutsy granny rocks
4. Louie and Michael - a little gruff, but seem OK
5. Monique and Shawne - more props to the ladies
6. Caite and Brent - reading is fundamental
7. Steve and Allie - ditto
8. Joe and Heidi - not bad, but the previews? whoa.
9. Dan and Jordan - one of them makes my ears bleed
10. Jordan and Jeff - oh.hell.no - recycled DAWs from other shows suck - give the spot to regular people
Philiminated: Dana and Adrian - sorry we barely knew you.

OK, you guys, have at it.

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