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"TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK TWO"
TODDLJ 421 desperate attention whore postings
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10-10-02, 02:42 PM (EST)
 
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"TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK TWO" |
TARGAY Journal, Week Two
By Larry JohnsonBy popular request, I have decided to write a SHORT weekly column on The Amazing Race, reminiscent of my critically-lauded series entitled Gay Survivor Journal. It will be posted here, on Thursdays, and is a Basherboard exclusive! I have decided to title it TAR-GAY Journal, in reference to the popular superstore where most of the TAR contestants appear to have gotten their wardrobes. (Otherwise known as the Red Dot Boutique, or Target, but those in the know call it Targay!) FASHION CITATION
This week’s Citation goes to Team Doublemint, Derek and Drew, in their matching sleeveless gingham blouses, which reminded me of costumes from a touring company of Oklahomo! (an all male production.) LOOK OF THE WEEK
However, once they removed the shirts, the boys redeemed themselves, frolicking in the surf topless. Wet rippling twins in matching khaki shorts? Aaron calls them “an Abercrombie and Fitch campaign gone wrong,” but at least in this moment, I was thinking A&F… watch out! BODY IMAGE AWARENESS AWARD
As Ken attempted to don a one-size-fits-most life vest, he was forced to ask: “Can we get like bigger vests here, for god’s sake? Where’s the big vests? Big vests for fat guys? Muy grande?” RUNNER UP DIVAS OF THE WEEK
John Vito bared his ripped bod this week, unassumingly, in electric blue swimshorts, during the ‘dive with dolphins’ roadblock, earning his Ken-created-nickname, “The Rock.” Meanwhile, Jill (AKA “Rambette”) scaled pyramids with ease. QUOTE OF THE WEEK
There were so many to choose from, but I have to give it to Arianne’s slam of Kathy and Michael, which was oh-so bitchy.
(After Michael decided to do the canoes instead of the watercraft, and the donkeyrides instead of the skydiving.) “I don’t know if his cowardice is gonna get in the way of her needing a strong man around.” Of course, I also liked:
(Arianne, about their strategy.) “We formed an alliance… everyone against the twins.”
(Arianne and Aaron, lost behind Zach.) “This does not seem like the way to… anywhere! It seems like the path straight to hell!” DIVA OF THE WEEK
After careful consideration, this week’s Diva of the Week is Arianne (AKA “Grace” to Aaron’s “Will”). Her Diva moment arrived as she showed her naked ambition, (“girls gone wild!”) unashamed to show her small but perky breasts to the cameraman (and the embarrassed cabbie.) As ‘Will’ explained, “It’s Cancun, baby, everyone’s topless!” (And when she did change, it was into a tiny and very cute cornflower-blue bikini.)
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katem 3315 desperate attention whore postings
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10-10-02, 03:51 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Yeah, baby!" |
>As Vice President of your Fan
>Club, please let me say
>thank you, thank you!!!!
>Woohoo! I would be the President, thank you very much  I looooooved this Larry, thanks for the effort, we know you are busy writing "wonderful family fare" for the Mouse, but believe me this was inspired. Loved all the Twinbots stuff and the Oklahomo bit was a hilarious. We shall see if being Diva of the Week is the kiss of death here, as it is on Survivor  Can't wait for the next one. 
(c) 2002 IceCat Originals, Inc. All rights reserved.
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TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings
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10-10-02, 03:57 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK TWO" |
Larry, that was great! I've skipped the Survivor Gay journals, and now I've got to go catch up on my reading.I love you, man (but not in a homasexshul way, that's fer sure). 
These reality show contestants need a reality check!
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trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings
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10-10-02, 04:17 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK TWO" |
LMAO! *sings* Oklahomo is the guy for me...I have decided to title it TAR-GAY Journal, in reference to the popular superstore where most of the TAR contestants appear to have gotten their wardrobes. (Otherwise known as the Red Dot Boutique, or Target, but those in the know call it Targay!) I shall never think of the Red Dot Boutique in the same light and will begin pronouncing it with my unaffected french accent. Bonjour Tar-get!
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SaphireLady 2491 desperate attention whore postings
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10-10-02, 05:17 PM (EST)
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Thank you, Thank youThis was very enjoyable. The only thing missing was the fake crying by the Lawgirls. Those two have Diva written all over them, then again, that could be the problem, LOL.
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GTmike 1255 desperate attention whore postings
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10-11-02, 00:18 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK TWO" |
TARGAY, that is too funny. I had never thought of it like that.This is GREAT!!! I love that you are doing an AR one. I think that AR gives more bashing ammo than Survivor!! Thank you again for doing this. I will definitely look forward to it every week. Good luck w/the survivor one. I can already see a spot for the dummies in this week's article and how the dummies were dressed better than the contestants.  If you could find some time to do a quick opinion of the teams that would be awesome!!! 
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wildchickenhunter 3192 desperate attention whore postings
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10-11-02, 09:36 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: TARGAY JOURNAL - WEEK TWO" |
Thanks TODDLJ. Good stuff. I read all of your survivor stuff, but this actuall may be a better forum for you....more changes of close by the actors and more quotes.....
keep up the good work.
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