LAST EDITED ON 03-30-09 AT 06:50 AM (EST)

Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot!!!

This week, teams traveled from Jaipur to Phuket. Do you think the production crew had to tell them how to pronounce it so they wouldn't say a curse on TV? There was brief airport bunching. When the teams arrived, they had to find a gorilla statue in the Phuket Zoo. Unfortunately, Mel and Mike's taxi driver swore the gorilla was located at Patong Beach. *sigh* This mistake proved to be too much to overcome.

At the zoo, teams had to get their picture taken with a tiger, who had a one-armed trainer, then take part in an elephant show, then go back and get the picture for their next clue. Next it was off to the herb shop to tell the shopkeeper which of 99 drawers to open. That clue told teams of the detour - 100 barrels - load up barrels with water and arrange others for a boat trip or - 2 miles - pull a rickshaw 2 miles with your partner riding in it. Most teams chose the rickshaw, except Kisha/Jen and Mel/Mike - who almost caught up doing those barrels. *sigh*

Don't forget to check out last week's rankings, by kid-stat-flash!

On to the list!

Rank. Names (last week's rank)

1. Tammy/Victor (2) – They are number one because they are awesome racers. Yes, Victor still has the big brother syndrome, but whatever they are doing is working just fine.

2. Kisha/Jen (3) – They are nice and get along now after their little issues in the beginning of the race. They said they are just going to worry about their own race.

3. Margie/Luke (5) – I still think Luke is an evil, spoiled momma's boy and I can't stand him. Margie is an enabler for allowing him to be that way, but they are better than the last two...

4. Mark/Michael (4) – They should've got a bigger penalty for making the other teams run with the rickshaws with flat tires in the hot sun. I think they should've been thrown out of the race for their tampering. They got a huge advantage by having a rickshaw with aired up tires. Still, they don't possess the quality I hate the most in teams...

5. Cara/Jaime (6) – Ugly American. "I hate foreign language"? WTF is that? Did you know English is a foreign language to the rest of the world? ...and the little hissy fit with the herbal shop guy? You are too much to bear. Closed minded beeyotch. Sorry Cara, but your teammate dragged you down with her.

Philiminated: Mel/Mike (1) – With this team gone, there is no one to lvoe. I will miss them dearly. They will definitely be in the number one spot on my finale lvoe list. They rocked.

I can't believe we have to wait 2 weeks for the next episode.

OK! Your turn!!!

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