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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
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but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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As entertainment critic Roger
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"Calling Draco Malfoy"
GeorgiaBelle 2136 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-02, 11:22 AM (EST)
 
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"Calling Draco Malfoy" |
Draco,I am in desperate need of evil Slytherin advice. It seems Katem says I am being evil to a friend of mine. This person ruined my hair color. In an attempt to get even I was going to pour Nair into his shampoo. Now, Katem says this is wrong and evil. So, I agreed not to do it. I need your help. Please give me evil things I can do to my friend Shawn. He is just loves Potter and is from the house of Gryffindor. I look forward to your royal evil advice. -Belle Anyone else that has evil advice please feel free to share it with me.
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mistofleas 8043 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-02, 03:41 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Calling Draco Malfoy" |
*snicker*Draco said "porn" and "anal retentive" in the same post!! Bwhahahahahaha! 
--runs to find Jizzy
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-02, 12:18 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Calling Draco Malfoy" |
Anonymous evil acts:Put them on annoying mailing lists; sew those little canned shrimp in to the hems of their curtains; there is a web site that will send a big pile of dog poo to someone anonymously (you can pick your breed!); dump some pee onto the back seat of their vehicle; put an onion under the seat of their car; make up a flyer offering in-home hair care and put his phone number on it - put it on the neighbors' doors, then enlist people to call him for appointments; make up some fake letterhead on your computer, send him a letter telling him he's won a makeover at Belle's Georgia DaySpa, then send him a basket full of Nair, etc as his prize; Must give thsi some more thought.
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jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-02, 12:20 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Calling Draco Malfoy" |
Note to self: DO NOT GET ON BELLE OR POOH'S BAD SIDE!If I ever need a hit squad I know who to call on!  Happy Holidays!
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Q 2569 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-02, 12:26 PM (EST)
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5. "Belle" |
I agree with Katem. Two hair wrongs don't make a right. But I also agree that something must be done, if he has slighted the lovely GeorgiaBelle. Perhaps some sort of Voodoo Curse will do. If I had some of this Shawns hair/personal items/items he has touched, I could whip something up for you. Barring that, I suggest something along the lines of what others are saying. Put some food that will stink under his sofa, waaay in the back by a heat vent, etc. Let it then take care of itself. 
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katem 3315 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-02, 02:48 PM (EST)
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15. "The truth !!!!!" |
The Belle lies, she is trying to extract simpathy from you all. Don't believe a word she says.Here is the truth: Her friend Shawn is in the middle of giving the Belle a makeover, from top to bottom. So far she has been really happy about it. He RECOMMENDS she let her hair grow. So far she loves it. Then Shawn RECOMMENDS that she color her hair a certain way. He takes her to the salon, the folks there give her the pros and cons of what she is asking about. With all this, SHE (GEORGIA BELLE) makes the decision to go ahead with the coloring. NOW, conveniently, she blames Shawn. FORGET IT BELLE !!!!! Shawn is NOT resposible, YOU are. You made this decision with all the info in your hands. You take the blame if you don't like it. BTW, Shawn and the folks at the salon think she looks SMASHING !!!!! It's just that Belle, after soooooo many years of neglecting her beauty, now is in shellshock about, what a fabulous difference, her makeover is doing for her. PEEPS OF BLOWS !!!!! Don't listen to her rants. BTW Ms. Pooh, I love how down right nasty and evil you can be. I can't wait 'till your Queen  
(c) 2002 GeorgiaBelle Creations, Inc. All rights reserved
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Boomer 193 desperate attention whore postings
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12-12-02, 11:08 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Calling Draco Malfoy" |
I say we need to see a pic of her
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GeorgiaBelle 2136 desperate attention whore postings
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12-13-02, 00:13 AM (EST)
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23. "Thank you all" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-13-02 AT 02:39 AM (EST)*smooches* to you all and thank you. Draco, thank you for agreeing to play along with me here. You are best Slytherin I know. I look forward to seeing more of your evilness. Now when is that next evil lesson again Katem, thanks for putting up with me and this thread. We both know I love Shawn and he is a great person. Red, you know I need a new innocent lesson. Just to balance myself out I take innocent lessons from RL. Dawg, YOU know I am a sweet innocent thing. Anyone who loves UGA is not all evil. Now are they? Pooh, you are so wicked, I love ya! I am taking my evil lessons to serve in the house of Princess Pooh. Q, you are an evil delight. Glad to know you. Rain Crown, you must go shopping with me tomorrow. First I will exchange my muggle money at Gringotts. Desert_rhino, thank you, your information is good to know. *Belle files that one away* Nookie, you are sweet and a good alibi. Thank you for the help the other day. Boomer, you are so nice and becoming a real daw. I see you are getting close to 100 now. Good work! jkokoj, I would never harm you. You are too sweet and innocent. But would love to serve on your hit team misto, as always thanks for the laugh. Once again, thanks to everyone for the laughs and playing along. It made this Belle's day  *more smooches to all of you* 
Wherever shall I go whatever shall I do.
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