1. Mike & Mark - These two seem to be the most intent on having fun - gotta love anyone who can throw themselves off a 700-foot ledge with grin on their face!

2. Brad & Victoria - These two are like Robo-Grammy and -Grampy. They're having a blast, too, and they wield a mean cheese. Victoria was almost scary on the bungee jump, she was having so much fun!

3. Tammy & Victor - They're smart, they're in shape, and because they're siblings they should start bickering any day now. I look forward to it!

4. Margie & Luke - Nice folks and probably would have ranked higher if I didn't have to hear about how nobody thought a deaf person could do well on TAR. I never thought any such thing. It just rankles.

5. Amanda & Kris - Awww! They seem sweet! I'd like to see them last long enough to sour a little.

6. Linda & Steve - OK, they are not long for the race, but they do have personalities. They're excited about being on the race, and Steve's cheese handling was genius. But if they accidentally die on the race, will they be able to go TOWARDS the light?

7. Mel & Mike - Another team that would have ranked higher. However, Dad suffered an automatic penalty by providing too much information about his groin.

8. LaKisha & Jennifer - Not enough info to like 'em, so I don't.

9. Cara & Jaime - Basing this ranking on their intro. You're right, aggressive women are called the b-word. By me. Especially when they are.

10. Christie & Jodi - Total lack of affect after the bungee jump. A likeable person would at least have vomited or done something equally telegenic. I love the fact that they can't use their big Blonde Advantage in Switzerland but I think the only real redeeming quality they have is that the one girl has nice braids.

Philiminated - Jennifer & Preston. By the time they were gone, I was looking forward to hating them all season. Now I dislike them even more for depriving me of the pleasure of bashing them. I'm just glad I'm not going to be in the next couple forced to spend time alone with them in Sequesterville.