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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 03:20 PM (EST) "Crikey!" My bicycle was stolen out of my garage last night. I loved my bicycle, and the person who did it is mean mean mean. Please make me feel better. I'm sad. Handcrafted by RollDdice   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Crikey! kingfish 02-07-11 1    RE: Crikey! foonermints 02-07-11 3  RE: Crikey! jbug 02-07-11 2    RE: Crikey! foonermints 02-07-11 4        RE: Crikey! Tummy 02-07-11 5            RE: Crikey! foonermints 02-07-11 9        RE: Crikey! jbug 02-07-11 8        RE: Crikey! kingfish 02-07-11 17  RE: Crikey! Max Headroom 02-07-11 6    RE: Crikey! foonermints 02-07-11 12        Oooh! Karchita 02-07-11 15  Bikey! Karchita 02-07-11 7    RE: Bikey! CTgirl 02-07-11 13        RE: Bikey! jbug 02-09-11 37    You are right foonermints 02-07-11 20  Remember the Alamo moonbaby 02-07-11 10    RE: Remember the Alamo foonermints 02-07-11 16  RE: Crikey! Estee 02-07-11 11    RE: Crikey! foonermints 02-07-11 18        RE: Crikey! Estee 02-07-11 19            RE: Crikey! foonermints 02-08-11 32  I found it! Puffy 02-07-11 14  RE: Crikey! Molaholic 02-07-11 21  RE: Crikey! grit 02-07-11 22    RE: Crikey! kingfish 02-07-11 23    RE: Crikey! foonermints 02-08-11 26        RE: Crikey! grit 02-09-11 36            RE: Crikey! foonermints 02-09-11 38  RE: Crikey! Max Headroom 02-07-11 24    But... moonbaby 02-07-11 25        I was wrong moonbaby 02-08-11 33            RE: I was wrong ARnutz 02-08-11 34  Update! foonermints 02-08-11 27    RE: Update! arkiegrl 02-08-11 28        RE: Update! foonermints 02-08-11 29            RE: Update! arkiegrl 02-08-11 30                What? foonermints 02-08-11 31                    RE: What? kingfish 02-08-11 35

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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 03:42 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Crikey!" LAST EDITED ON 02-07-11 AT 03:43 PM (EST) Check to see if the Prof is still on your basement couch. The Opossums might have evicted him, and maybe he needed wheels. By Crikey, to steal one's bikey, is a miserable deed indeed. Me no likey, who make you go hikey, and your poor feets bleed.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 04:14 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Crikey!"   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 03:46 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Crikey!" Wish you weren't so far away - I could give you a {hug} in person and? DH has a bike in the shop since we moved back home - 1999! Tires are flat, but otherwise.... okay. He paid over $300 for this bike is why we won't put it in a yard sale - so it just sits there in the way. You could have it if you ever drop by... Shivering in the cold - Agman 2010   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 04:46 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Crikey!" Well, my last bike that was stolen was over 2k. I replaced it with this one for about 800+. If my friend Chris was open (he owns Summit Ski and Cycle right by us) I'd just bite the bullet and have him set up another machine. Unfortunately, our DWP bill came last week. I'm glad I turned the heat off whilst Sandee was gone. Good thing I'm a pretty hot person. *smooch* ps: I'da gave Kingfish a *smooch* but it would have to be a *mansmooch* which makes me feel "uneasy", me being his #2 and all..   Top

Tummy 3542 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 02-07-11, 04:53 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Crikey!" I'd make you feel better but...You.Are.Dead.To.Me I guess that means you'd be kissing his aras.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 06:12 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Crikey!" mean. mean. mean. *Sob*   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 05:20 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Crikey!" I shoulda known a little ole $300 bike was way beneath you! As we only rode once in a while, I thought that was too much for a bike! I think you should get one of these...   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 07:05 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Crikey!" First: I do not do European guy cheek pecks or guy hugs with a guy who has been home alone for a few weeks. Second: A $2000 bike? What else you got stashed in the garage? A Duesenberg? A yacht? Gold bullion? I need a new riding lawn mower.   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 04:59 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Crikey!" *rides off into the distance, whistling innocently*   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 06:19 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Crikey!" *Pushes Max off Bike* Stomps on "worry place". ~The Army of foonermints! I am very angry!   Top

Karchita 4483 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 02-07-11, 06:49 PM (EST) 15. "Oooh!" I like that. I think I'll steal it. I am very angry!   Top

Karchita 4483 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 02-07-11, 05:11 PM (EST) 7. "Bikey!" Poor fooner. ((hugs)) Go buy yourself a new bike. That'll make you feel better. I had the same thing happen to me when I was 16. My brother left the garage door open. I am not sure I ever got over it.   Top

CTgirl 8013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 06:19 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Bikey!" Yes, definitely go buy yourself another bike. And then go for a ride all the while thinking of us poor schmucks stuck in the ice and snow for at least another 2 months! That should do it! My bike gets very dusty every winter because it's sidelined for so long!   Top

jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-09-11, 10:27 AM (EST) 37. "RE: Bikey!" My bike gets very dusty every winter because it's sidelined for so long! This is CODE, right?   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 07:37 PM (EST) 20. "You are right" Purdy much there, Karchita. Back when I lived in Big Pine Canyon I always left the door to my cabin open. I had two pickup trucks and a car all with their keys in them parked on my 3 acres. Anyone could use them, and they'd always return them. Never a worry. I had friends that stretched for 300 miles, across both sides of the Sierra Nevada. Not the case nowadays. Now I have to live with Estee, whom I dearly love, but please don't tell her that.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 06:16 PM (EST) 10. "Remember the Alamo" has no basement! Those meanies. Hope you get it back, fooner.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 07:02 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Remember the Alamo" Oooh! Chains! I talked to the Los Angeles Pacific Division Commander. He sympathised, but inside he knew what I knew: No Hope. *SobaRingo* *smoochiebean*   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 06:18 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Crikey!" Well, maybe if certain people didn't continually boast about what nice bike-riding weather they were always having, they wouldn't get their bikes stolen, now would they? Max. Meet you at the fence's shop after the crow dips. Estee.   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 07:12 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Crikey!" You have to remember that I am Special Ops. If I find my love in your basement, I will hurt you.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 07:30 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Crikey!" Having once gotten a Special Operation does not make you Special Ops. And they gave you frozen yogurt afterwards. Because they lied to you. Oh yeah? I don't even have a basement!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 06:36 PM (EST) 32. "RE: Crikey!" »Oh yeah? I don't even have a basement!« Sure you do. But It's not always where the fun is.   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 06:28 PM (EST) 14. "I found it!" Who wants to fess up?   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 07:55 PM (EST) 21. "RE: Crikey!" "Crikey!"?? Really?? What side of the Pond are you on, anywho??? excessive use of '?' & fake interrogative marker intentional, btw oh, and that use of the marquee feature is SOOOOOO last season!   Top

grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 02-07-11, 08:21 PM (EST) 22. "RE: Crikey!" In cases like this, it's helpful to do a visualization exercise. Picture the bike thief riding your bike. Look! There he is going down Rodeo Drive! And he's wearing your "makes your butt look really big" bike shorts and one of your fancy racing shirts with the pocket in the back and a big Monster drink logo on it. (I bet he stole them from you when he stole the bike.) Suddenly, Charlie Sheen, freshly escaped from rehab at his mansion, comes barreling down Rodeo Drive in an Escalade filled with porn stars and hookers. They're snorting and drinking like there's no tomorrow (and there won't be if Charlie doesn't watch out). In the other direction comes Britney Spears in a Ford Explorer! She's got a baby on her lap and the paparazzi is following closely. Oh, no, thief! Watch out! Britney t-bones Charlie Sheen's Escalade while trying to escape the paparazzi and the bike thief is squished right against the door! Poor foonermints! His bike is ruined and there's blood all over his stolen clothes. But thanks to Charlie Sheen and Britney Spears, the bike thief is captured and the insurance will pay for a new bike. Yay! It's a capn2patch original If you want a good deal on a high-end bike, go look at bikesdirect.com. My husband has been spending a lot of time on that site in search of a road bike.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 08:30 PM (EST) 23. "RE: Crikey!" And here I was thinking we were buiding to a 'Britney opens the car door, swings legs out to exit, and.....' moment. (that would have made Fooner #2 feel good too)   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 03:48 PM (EST) 26. "RE: Crikey!" I don't have shorts that make my butt look big. Some people think it looks pretty good Great, this cheered me up! Plus look at the update below ↓ Oddly enough, I've met Charlie a couple of times, he's a pretty nice guy.   Top

grit 4868 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 02-09-11, 09:08 AM (EST) 36. "RE: Crikey!" I have those shorts. It feels like I'm wearing an industrial size diaper but it keeps me from getting too sore on a ride. Glad to hear you're getting another bike. Is your insurance covering any of it?   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-09-11, 11:40 AM (EST) 38. "RE: Crikey!" Unfortunately our insurance has too high a deductible. So it's back to the slave factory   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 09:09 PM (EST) 24. "RE: Crikey!" Here's some zHrelp for getting a replacement. Don't spend it all in one place! for fooner's missing bike.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-07-11, 09:45 PM (EST) 25. "But..." giraffes don't have wheels!   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 08:23 PM (EST) 33. "I was wrong" Imagine fooner rolling through town on this.   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 08:39 PM (EST) 34. "RE: I was wrong" *snort* I say we send that over to him for his SS gift next year!   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 04:51 PM (EST) 27. "Update!" I went over to my friend Chris at the Bike Shop. Soon I will have a black KLH with rapid-fire shifters. It'll take some time for him to set up the frame, because I'm 6'3", but I can hoof it until next Saturday. Lightweight steel frame, but Oh-so affordable. About another 800. crikey! I'm somewhat fit, and I ride a lot. After the razzing I took at the bike shop, my buddy even offered to give me a very expensive (now we are back in the 2k range) bike to ride for a while. I wasn't quite in tears, and I can't accept that much generosity, but it reminded me how many wonderful people are out there. Like all yourselves.   Top

arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 05:04 PM (EST) 28. "RE: Update!" Just for you... Bicycle Race   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 05:40 PM (EST) 29. "RE: Update!" You're a very strange person, Arkie. It's Two-for-One Burger night over in Hermosa Beach, and they're pretty good. I'll treat you. If not today, any other time you like.   Top

arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 06:05 PM (EST) 30. "RE: Update!" You're just now figuring that out?   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 06:30 PM (EST) 31. "What?" That you are hungry? Or you may be hungry in the future? Maybe you are a hungry hungry person.   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 02-08-11, 11:19 PM (EST) 35. "RE: What?" She's Arknuts.   Top

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