My sister just sent me these things to ponder on friday as I'm counting down to TIME TO GO HOME.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out"?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
song about him?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed
if they are going to look up there anyway?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a
billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Personally I would like to know the answer to the first one.
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