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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
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"Burning Sensation? Its not what you think."
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11-22-02, 02:06 PM (EST)
 
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"Burning Sensation? Its not what you think." |
I thought this was quite humorous. The play on words in the article is in itself worth the read. If you are squemish, you may want to skip over the "descriptive parts"
LONDON (Reuters) - Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis. The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.
He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.
"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.
Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."
Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.
"This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added.
What will happen next? And do we want to know!
Never Let Them See You Bleed
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dangerkitty 1913 desperate attention whore postings
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11-22-02, 03:47 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Dangerkitty?" |
Well, a big ol' bear hug sounds mighty fine to me, Papa Bear! Thanks!!Is this the sigpic you like?  
(It's an "Icecat", of course!) I'll be seeing you around! "The Dangerkitty" LOL, I like that! Is it like "The Donald"? 
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