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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"words are not enough...."
I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings
DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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11-22-02, 02:04 AM (EST)
 
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2. "RE: words are not enough...." |
the following is a translation shamelessly stolen (with permission, so i guess its not really stealing, but oh well) from a friend on another message board 
---------------------------------------------------------He has a fishhead because soy sauce comes in a fish shape like that in Japanese lunch boxes. There is a double meaning to Kikko Man as the super hero and the soy sauce product name. Text at the beginning:
"All good children
Should watch tv with a light on
and not sit close to the screen." Text when standing on the lightpost: "You should fight Kikkoman" The song: First slide: "Kikkoman came from the soybean planet.
Second: "Kikkoman is a hero."
The text on the second:
"This will explain about the Kikko Punch. The power of the punch from his perfect body is beyond description. In addition, when he makes soy suace he always uses his glove so if someone gets punched they will get itchy!"
Third slide of text on the bottom has to do with what was just said.
Fourth slide: He puts soy sauce on food and it gets a great taste!
The characters here with their eyes blocked out are copied from another magazine.
Fifth: (It says "Sauce Man" on the guy's underwear here.) It is not a problem to eat out somewhere (because soy sauce makes any food taste good).
Sixth: Same message and this guy's undies say "Vinegar Man."
Seventh: His special skill is the Kikko Punch!
Eighth: The cat thing is wondering if he should use salt or soy sauce for the eggs. Kikkoman says: "Of course you want to use soy sauce for sunny side up eggs, don't you?"
Ninth: In the clouds it says "Thank you, Kikkoman." The cat was so happy because he used the soy sauce and the taste was good.
Ten and a few more:
Show me, show you
Kikkoman, Kikkoman.
Show me, show you
Kikkoman, Kikkomaaan!
(this is a pun since the sound of show you means 'soy sauce' in Japanese)
When he is hanging off the giant flying soy sauce fish it says in the text:
"Good children should not imitate this!!"
Back at him on the motorcycle:
"Kikkoman comes from a soybean planet"
Next: On motorcycle: "Kikkoman is a really cool guy."
Then: "Soy sauce is good for your health." And he's smoking a cigarette. hehe
And: "Soy sauce has the ability to kill bacteria."
The guy covered in soy sauce (is a character in a Japanese cartoon) says: "Yeah, that's right."
Then: "Sauce and ketchup are no match for soy sauce."
And: "His special skill is the Kikko Beam"
Follows: The cat thing is still thinking about what to use for his food.
Kikkoman gets pissed and says: "I told you that you just need to use soy sauce for your food!!"
Kikkoman kills the cat because of it and the commentary says "That was too harsh a punishment, Kikkoman."
Then the chorus again.
Then the female: On the corner when they are in bed it says the same thing about not imitating it. hehe
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