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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 09-30-06, 10:52 AM (EST) "Be the Survivor 13.3" ... Just helping out a friend here and getting this thread started! Whewwww!! That was a close call and I owe my existence in this game to you, Yul! How can I ever repay you?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Spanky68 09-30-06 1    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 xwraith27 09-30-06 8        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Spanky68 09-30-06 13            RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 kircon 10-04-06 40                RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Spanky68 10-04-06 45  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 RollDdice 09-30-06 2    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 xwraith27 09-30-06 9        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 sporkman 09-30-06 12            RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 xwraith27 10-01-06 14                RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 kircon 10-04-06 41                    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 xwraith27 10-04-06 44        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 RollDdice 10-01-06 16            RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 JazzyJax 10-02-06 26                RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 foonermints 10-05-06 51  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 sporkman 09-30-06 3    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 CattyChat 09-30-06 5        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 sporkman 09-30-06 11    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 RollDdice 10-01-06 17        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 sporkman 10-02-06 33            RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Colonel Zoidberg 10-03-06 34    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Colonel Zoidberg 10-02-06 23        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Dakota 10-04-06 48  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Dakota 09-30-06 4  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 CattyChat 09-30-06 6    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Scarlett O Hara 10-01-06 15  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Das Mole 09-30-06 7    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 newsomewayne 10-02-06 28        Sundra RollDdice 10-03-06 35            Mr. Burnett, Sir.. kircon 10-04-06 42        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Das Mole 10-03-06 39  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 smokedog 09-30-06 10    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 JazzyJax 10-02-06 27  Just helping out... tribephyl 10-01-06 18    RE: Just helping out... Spanky68 10-02-06 22  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 coolbluepig 10-02-06 19  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Molaholic 10-02-06 20  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Denalio 10-02-06 21    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 xwraith27 10-02-06 24        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Scarlett O Hara 10-02-06 25            RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Denalio 10-02-06 29            RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Denalio 10-02-06 30  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 newsomewayne 10-02-06 31    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 alaholly 10-02-06 32        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Max Headroom 10-03-06 37    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Spanky68 10-03-06 36  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Sahara 10-03-06 38    Hey Flic-ka! kircon 10-04-06 43    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 sporkman 10-04-06 46        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Spanky68 10-04-06 47  RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 ginger 10-05-06 49    RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 Spanky68 10-05-06 50        RE: Be the Survivor 13.3 alaholly 10-05-06 52

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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-30-06, 11:56 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" why are you worried about yourself? Don't you know that the game revolves around me? And like...my amazing powers of suduction and stuff. Hey guys, watch me tie a cherry stem with my tongue. single-handedly setting the woman's equality movement back at least 20 years!   Top

xwraith27 1136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 09-30-06, 08:49 PM (EST) 8. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" But I thought you were into me? Like, "cutie in the peach"? Isn't that supposed to be code for something? BTW, Perv, I mean Parv, great job squishing that ball. You must've had lots of practice.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-30-06, 11:11 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Excuse me {shoving Jenny out of the way so the men can get another eyefull of me}. I would like, talk to you and stuff. But you don't have a pinis. When you grow one, come back and talk to me. Until then, don't block my line of sight to the men. Now, boys, like....um...where were we? Oh yeah, I was just rubbing sun tan lotion onto your bulging biceps. And I have to say how firm you are! Do you like work out and stuff? I am woman, hear me flirt.   Top

kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-04-06, 02:59 AM (EST) 40. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Hey Parvati, when you're done with the guys would you mind massaging my neck. My shoulders are sore from carrying all that sand. I helped win the challenge, don't you remember. I don't mind you having all the camera time. *thinks to self, Sure I don't care, you can have all the camera time you want. Just so I make it to the merge. No camera time makes me an UTR player* Thanks, love ya, mean it.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-04-06, 11:27 AM (EST) 45. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" LAST EDITED ON 10-04-06 AT 11:28 AM (EST) {checks Rebecca for pects and pinnace} Um...why are you talking to me? You're like SO not a guy and all. And you think I will waste time talking to you? As if! just fixing my siggie   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-30-06, 01:47 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Now that I've ridden this "tribes divided by race" PR fiasco into the ground, it's time to make a change. Players... shuffle up and deal! If this doesn't make things more exciting I'll scramble the tribes by gender... or height ... or by favorite BB houseguest. Mark "one step ahead of the critics" Burnett   Top

xwraith27 1136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 09-30-06, 08:51 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Uhmm... Burnetto? Just a quick question... AM I NOT GONNA GET A F@$#%!#$* STORYLINE? I'm also good at squeezing balls, ya know?   Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 09-30-06, 10:56 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Jenny-san, Where did you go? I don't see you around camp anymore. Were you at the immunity challenge? I don't remember seeing you? Everyone remembers seeing me there. Even thought I was slowing down my tribe, I refused to quit. A sea turtle could have caught and tackled me, but I refused to give up. I'm no quiter. Did I ever tell you about the 300 inning softball game I played. I went 0 for every at-bat I had, but I didn't quit. I'm too much of an asset to my team to quit. Let that be a lesson to you Jenny-san... Ah, Jenny-san? Where are you? Why does everyone run away from me when I start talking?   Top

xwraith27 1136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 10-01-06, 02:36 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" LAST EDITED ON 10-01-06 AT 02:37 AM (EST) I didn't run away, CaoBoi. I'm still here... just invisible... as always. Now if I can just find Sundra and Cristina... maybe we can form a hidden (literally) alliance or something.   Top

kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-04-06, 03:09 AM (EST) 41. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Hey Jenny, how about me. I'm so invisible, you forgot I was on your team. I'll form an alliance with you.   Top

xwraith27 1136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 10-04-06, 04:08 AM (EST) 44. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" I'm so invisible, you forgot I was on your team. Who're you again? Just kidding. *Turns to Probst* Who is she? Oh, you mean she's on my tribe? Well, you and Adam are most welcome in my super hidden alliance. Soon, we'll have the numbers, Rashaundra. Ra'keisha? Reajeahna? Rebe... it's Raelhiya, right?   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-01-06, 02:56 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" If your squeezing occurs during a "cuddle huddle" we can definitely talk about a storyline. Otherwise, we have enough bad behavior at the moment. Mark "resting my finger on the scale balancing sex and violence" Burnett   Top

JazzyJax 531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 10-02-06, 11:20 AM (EST) 26. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Wait! Squeezing? Cuddle Huddle? Somebody's callin' my name...   Top

foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-05-06, 08:00 PM (EST) 51. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" MadonnaKuKu hasn't forgotten about you, Pretty Boy. It'll be the best bloodLove cuddle you ever had.   Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 09-30-06, 03:10 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" My new tribe is great. It reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A white guy, hispanic guy , african-american guy, and asian guy get stranded on an island.... Hey Yul, I bet your glad you ended up with me on your tribe. Since you were away from me for two day you missed alot of my great stories. Let me update you. I know an old Asian guy... Children 16 and 17 years old, Hahahaha... You're all getting drafted to go to Iraq... You should join the Airborne like I did... I like stories.... Oh and Jessica, even though you're not Asain, I love you, but I don't LOVE love you... Why couldn't the first endurance challenge be a softball game? I would have kicked butt in that challenge. Did you know I played in a 300 inning softball game? Talking about endurance, did you see how I switched my vote from voting with the outcasts to voting with the cool people. That should show the cool kids how much I can be trusted. I'm sure to make the finals now...   Top

CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 09-30-06, 05:03 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" You are a baaad Asian, Cao Boi. How dare you betray our old Paki tribe and suggest booting Becky? You are just lucky you came to your senses and listened to my wisdom. You better watch out or you'll be taking your lame Vietnamese jokes with you when you're voted out of this game. Talk about bad winds!   Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 09-30-06, 10:43 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Bad Winds? Did you see all of the red marks covering our new tribemates' faces after the merge? They all had the bad winds and I had to beat it our of them.   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-01-06, 03:10 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" LAST EDITED ON 10-01-06 AT 07:53 PM (EST) Hey Cao Boi, can you put together a strong 20 minute comedy set? I think I can get you a gig at Yuck Yucks in Phu Bai. *scratches head* Or was that Phu Bai in Yuck Yucks? ETF: sig Mark "Comedy Coach" Burnett   Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 10-02-06, 09:40 PM (EST) 33. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" You're jokeing right? Can I put together a 20 minute set? HAhaha... I could fill a 20 hour set with all of my stories and jokes. 20 minutes isn't long enough. How can I tell all of my best Asian jokes with only 20 minutes. I've got plenty of funny stories from my days in the Airborne. I can't cut out any of my stories about Charlie Woof, Minkie Meow, Pinkie Meow and how I'm married to a Bond girl. Then there is a marathon sporting event that I was involved in. I know people want to hear about that. Twenty Minutes is not a long enough set. You had better start pulling your weight Goatee, or I'm going to vote for you at the next Tribal Council   Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3662 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 10-03-06, 08:09 AM (EST) 34. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" LAST EDITED ON 10-03-06 AT 08:11 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 10-03-06 AT 08:10 AM (EST) You might be wasting your vote, Cao Boi; keep it up and I might just jump ship. I already have an ad in the Aitutaki Times that goes out with the next Tree Mail for those in need of the services of a goatee. Now clean me. Still working on growing a hand so I can write down a vote at TC.   Top

Colonel Zoidberg 3662 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 10-02-06, 09:34 AM (EST) 23. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" He played a 300-inning softball game, and believe me, you're all lucky you only have to hear about it for 39 days. I've been around a lot longer than 39 days, and if I have to hear about that damn 300-inning game one more time, I am so putting in an ad to the classifieds of the Aitutaki Times asking if anyone is in need of the services of a goatee. Need a goatee? Don't stress growing your own. I'm an experience goatee and will serve you well. Just don't tell any jokes about Vietnamese and dogs and keep your softball games to 125 innings or less.   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-04-06, 11:12 PM (EST) 48. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" How could I have missed all that good nesting material? *lustfully eyes goatee*   Top

Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-30-06, 04:24 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" CECE BIT THE DUST DON'T MAKE JESSICA THINK bawk!   Top

CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 09-30-06, 05:06 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" That was a close call, Becky. I was worried I'd have to use my idol too soon. What is wrong with these people calling you a princess?? Hang in there and be tough in the challenges and hopefully our new alliance partners, Jonathan & Candice will stick with the plan. I'll protect you, hot little sister . . . for now at least.   Top

Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-01-06, 08:48 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" That was a close call, Becky. I was worried I'd have to use my idol too soon. What is wrong with these people calling you a princess?? Hang in there and be tough in the challenges and hopefully our new alliance partners, Jonathan & Candice will stick with the plan. I'll protect you, hot little sister . . . for now at least. That's what I'm talkin' about, big bro!! We've got to hold off using that thing for as long as we can. For now, we've dodged another bullet and I have you to thank for delivering CoaBoi and Flicka's votes. However ... tomorrow is another day and I can't trust that rats-nest-head Flicka any farther than I can throw her! We'll have to recruit another, more trustworthy individual for our little alliance. Question is, who? Seems as if Cao Boi and Flake-a are a match made in heaven. I guess we'll have to go after the other big hair in our tribe -- Ozzy. Now that his only alliance partner is gone, he'll be ripe for the picking!   Top

Das Mole 2366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 09-30-06, 05:19 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Once again, I had nothing useful or interesting to say. I'm on a roll!   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-02-06, 11:27 AM (EST) 28. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Can I get sum butta for that soul roll? Rub me the right way, and I may stick around for a while.   Top

RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-06, 11:09 AM (EST) 35. "Sundra" This isn't America's Next Top Survivor and you're not sleeping under a picture of Tyra Banks. So remember to work around camp, win challenges and most importantly...flirt. Mark "I'm too sexy for this kahki" Burnett   Top

kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-04-06, 03:27 AM (EST) 42. "Mr. Burnett, Sir.." ...I work around camp, I help win our last challenge and most importantly...*bats eyelashes* *flashes big smile* *tilts head* I can flirt with the best of them.   Top

Das Mole 2366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model" 10-03-06, 09:00 PM (EST) 39. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Fo sho, if you wanna hop in my pocket. Dayyuummm, gurrl.   Top

smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 09-30-06, 09:50 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" FYI, I didn't go to Exile Island. I get special treatment. Sucks to be you other exiles. Looking forward to coming back and getting into my rightful position of power. Hope my underlings are laying down the plan to take me to the end.   Top

JazzyJax 531 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 10-02-06, 11:25 AM (EST) 27. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" We are, my dear Candy, we are.... Don't be jealous, I've only got eyes for you... and Pav,Cec, Sundra, Becca...   Top

tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-01-06, 08:52 PM (EST) 18. "Just helping out..." ...my whole tribe here! WaaHooo! What a week for this brother! Hello?! I got an octopussy! Enough to feed the whole tribe. Plus a cute little white chick checkin' out my backside. I see you girl, whatz yo name again, Perverti? And yes, I could eat that whole octopussy. When I'm done, I'll start on yours. *sucks teeth* *gives wink* *nods* IYKWIM? Nathan wouldn't mind tappin' that pugilistic trunk of yo's. Fo Shizzle!   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-02-06, 09:20 AM (EST) 22. "RE: Just helping out..." {flip hair, Betty Davis eyes, shameless flirting}   Top

coolbluepig 819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-02-06, 00:57 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" still rockin in this game!!! the game is now on!!! prepare hugs here and kisses there but later its stabbing here stabbing there!!! Co0L 3luE P1g: OINK OINK...   Top

Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-02-06, 02:25 AM (EST) 20. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" I feel a song coming on… Cecillll-ya, you’re breaking my heart… Now that was a wonderful example of back-stabbing, two-faced, sneaky game-play! Great Job Raro! It certainly looks like the new tribes will be having a wonderful time getting together. I just can’t wait to hear more of Cao Boi and his mystical, magical, mysterious Vietnamese philosophies wafting down from on high. Such a brilliant observation, to point out that a non-Asian isn’t Asian! Next thing we know, he’ll proclaim that the octopus isn’t a mynah bird! Yul, you found the secret hidden immunity idol, and, strangely, decided to share that powerful bit of information with Becky. Then she nearly gets voted out. I just have to wonder how long it will take before the whole freakin’ island knows. Snuff said   Top

Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-02-06, 03:15 AM (EST) 21. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Wow, I am in shock! I mean with my superior knowledge, I just knew all my tribe mates would quickly realize I am their salvation and follow my every utterance. Of course, they see how brilliant I am and thusly, want me to guide them to do things the right way. I mean it's either done the right way (my way) or the wrong way, so of course, I am SO valuable to them. But then we merged, and I just didn't understand why my vast superiority was not acknowledged and praised by all. After some pondering, I have concluded it's the hair. They are confused by the hair on that chica Flicka. My hair represents my power much like Sampsons luxurious locks and everybody knew it. That lice infested, rats nest of brittle snarled dreads on the freaky white chica has confused and disoriented everyone. Hair is power, and she has something that resembles hair. Lots of it. But I think it’s actually hemp. And that is the problem. People keep trying to smoke her hemp hair dreads. But it’s just not good smoke. It’s addled their brains. It’s reefer madness I tell ya! Why else would they not be able to acknowledge my superior leadership, decision-making and survival skills? The hemp hair! I need to secretly give her a buzz cut sometime soon for the good of the tribe. Maybe I shouldn’t have tried smoking some of that hemp hair myself, but I had to “test” it. and after "experimenting" , her stupid dreads convinced me they would vote for Jenny and I believed them. All of them. Thought we had 8 more votes for Jenny.   Top

xwraith27 1136 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 10-02-06, 09:46 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" You wanna vote me out and I'm not even in your tribe? *Sigh* Stupid, stupid people.   Top

Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-02-06, 11:20 AM (EST) 25. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" You wanna vote me out and I'm not even in your tribe? *Sigh* Stupid, stupid people. Of course Sistah, you know they were referring to me!!!! You know what they say about all of us Asian people Jenny ... We ALL look alike to all of those honkys!! Idiots!@#$%^&!?   Top

Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-02-06, 11:38 AM (EST) 29. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" LAST EDITED ON 10-02-06 AT 11:39 AM (EST) I blame it all on the Hemp Hair. We need to stop smoking that Hemp Hair! Your names both end in "Y". Maybe you both are really the same person.   Top

Denalio 904 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-02-06, 11:43 AM (EST) 30. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Besides I'm probably gay and so don't really pay much attention to the women. But ask me about the MEN and YUL hear much more from me about that. MMmmmm Mmmmmmm   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-02-06, 11:49 AM (EST) 31. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Ahhhhh! It feels good to be back in one piece. And speaking of piece, why is it the one person she should be flirtin' with is being ignored. Yo! Perverti. I'm the one true power on this island. You best be showin' me some love. Oh, and Aitu - I told you I wasn't coming back over there any more. At least not until you rid yourselves of Ozzy. He is the only sacrifice I will accept for your tribe's earlier stupidity. Rub me the right way, and I may stick around for a while.   Top

alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 10-02-06, 01:34 PM (EST) 32. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" *Wakes up in Loser Lodge...rubs eyes* Wow can you believe they booted ME??? ME! I guess standing around posing in my red bikini and saying nothing wasn't enough for some people. I thought I was WAY under the radar. And my stupid tribe. Now they're the only original tribe that's down two members. Dumb dumb dumb! But the worst part of all is I'm stuck here with Big Billy and Stupid Sekou...no one interesting to flirt with. Oh oh here comes Billy... *hides behind palm tree* *looks around* Oh camera man...ya wanna go skinny dippin'?   Top

Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-06, 01:34 PM (EST) 37. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Don't worry Cece, you don't come close to the love of my life, CANDICE. Now go away before I park my big butt on top of you.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-06, 12:22 PM (EST) 36. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" I was saving the best for last, sweetie. Hey there, big boy. Have you been workin out? You are looking SO RIPPED today. UMMMM UMMMM! You make wood look SO good! Sometimes I fantasize about... Oops, here comes one of the guys...is my hair poofed? How are my teeth? gotta go!   Top

Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-03-06, 07:36 PM (EST) 38. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Hey, it's Flica here. I am like so overwhelmed and bummed. I like came here to make, like, some good friends and then people want to me to have something called a strategy. I don't like know what that is but it sounds scarier than my hair. I really wasn't like into the people on my old tribe, so I was excited to get to know some new dudes, like that Cowboy dude. He is so cool and awesome. I totally get that guy and I like his aura. But I can't, like, do all that thinking stuff, it makes my head hurt. Especially with all that weight already on top of my head. Oh, thanks, Cowboy, yes, I would like you to get rid of my headache. I hope nobody expects me to like, play this game or anything, I am just here to like have a good time and hang out. My hair is not made of like, hemp, or I would have already smoked it, man. It is all totally natural me, isn't it cool?   Top

kircon 3323 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-04-06, 03:58 AM (EST) 43. "Hey Flic-ka!" Hon, if you make it to the merge, I will help you with your hair. I would love to braid it for you. *thinks to self* *I wonder if she would let me cut it? I hear that several of her tribemates and some of the crew are smoking her hair. I need to talk to Sundra about how we could use this to further our survival.* I can also give you some make-up tips. That's what I do in real life. Stay strong girl & make it to the merge.   Top

sporkman 239 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 10-04-06, 02:25 PM (EST) 46. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" Flica-San, No need to strain your brain trying to think of strategy, you can use mine. Since I am so well liked by my old tribemates, I can just tell my stories and not worry about playing the game. Yul will tell me who to vote for and then I will tell you who we should vote for. See,isn't that easy? Now you can go back to taking care of the free range chickens. IF I am every voted out, I will my Goatee to my new best friend Flica   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-04-06, 04:53 PM (EST) 47. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" I like the idea, Cao Boi. The more women around here wear beards, the more likely the remaining men will want to flirt with me. Heck, I might even flirt with you if I could get a wink in between all your non-kosher stories.   Top

ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-05-06, 02:24 PM (EST) 49. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" So I get picked next to last...just me and that nutjob Cowboy freak left.... Look, is it my breath? My odd resemblence to an AI contestant? I'm not that senior, damnit. Why doesn't anyone want to ally with me????   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-05-06, 03:12 PM (EST) 50. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" well duh! Aren't you listening to me? You are all...like a girl and stuff. Um how could I flirt with you?!?!?   Top

alaholly 497 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 10-05-06, 09:46 PM (EST) 52. "RE: Be the Survivor 13.3" WHUMP! *Suddenly a large bird flies straight into a tree and falls to the ground momentarily blinded by the glare from Parvati's huge teeth...*   Top

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