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"Free Makeover for LA Homeowners"
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LAST EDITED ON 05-21-09 AT 04:10 PM (EST)Just wanted to post this casting notice I saw - could be an awesome opportunity for someone...
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Are you living with a CONSTRUCTION NIGHTMARE? Has your contractor left you high and dry? Is the work that has been done falling apart and of poor quality? Major cable network is casting homeowners for NEW MAKEOVER SHOW. Our qualified team of experts will come in and repair the damage caused by BAD CONTRACTORS and give you the room you always wanted. In order to be considered you must:
- Live in the greater Los Angeles area
- Have had a bad experience with a contractor
- Have one room in need of serious TLC
- Be available for 1 week of filming
- Be outgoing with a great personality We provide the budget and the experts. Please reply with a brief description of the room’s problems including what your original plan was for the space. In addition please send pictures of the room, along with a photo of your family to this email address: casting_homemakeover@pietown.tv Homeowners will be contacted if the project fits the needs of the show. Visit http://www.pietown.tv/Shows/untitledHomeMakeover.html for more info.
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05-21-09, 03:16 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Free Makeover for LA Homeowners" |
In LA I'll bet all the girls wear these Spamkinis...
In honour of Kara DioGuardi
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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05-21-09, 04:06 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Free Makeover for LA Homeowners" |
She looked really really good period. And that was tough, next to a professional bikini model!
That may or may not be a reference to Ryan. 
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05-21-09, 03:55 PM (EST)
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3. "YES! FINALLY!" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-21-09 AT 04:05 PM (EST)I have so many problems with this 1947 dump, I can't even begin to list them.
Well, so I'm the contractor, however I risk death every day my dear girlfriend (DG? or does that stand for "decomposed granite") (God, I hope she doesn't read this  ) doesn't see progress. PLEASE KEEP HER FROM KILLING ME!
The tile in the bathroom needs replaced, and the stupid door to the patio whacks into the drywall, creating a hole. The ceilings could use some help, too.
I just contracted out the finish paint on the outside, because, well, I'm a lazy man. It made a heck of a lot of sense to me.
Handcrafted by RollDdice
Yo. Your link no workee. Are you trying to get me killed? 
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05-21-09, 03:59 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Free Makeover for LA Homeowners" |
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05-21-09, 04:05 PM (EST)
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5. "THANK GOD" |
I have had so many problems with my murder room, which was designed by an architect by the name of Ted Mosby. First, the soundproofing doesn't soundproof - I don't know how many dinner parties have been ruined by the sound of screaming coming from the murder room. Second, the blood drainage system constantly - and I mean constantly - clogs up, and we all know what a problem that can be, am I right?
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05-21-09, 04:08 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: THANK GOD" |
I know what you mean, jellybean.
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05-21-09, 04:37 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: THANK GOD" |
YOU, YOU, AAARRHGHGHGHGHGHGHG!!!!!!
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05-21-09, 04:44 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: THANK GOD" |
I have an evil mind.
Nevertheless, girls say I'm attractive.
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05-21-09, 04:58 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: THANK GOD" |
Did you steal the evil mind from my murder room, too?
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05-21-09, 05:04 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: THANK GOD" |
No. But I think it was a near-fatal astroid collision with QP.
WAIT! maybe it was fatal! (for the Asstroid)
We can only hope.
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05-21-09, 05:08 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Free Makeover for LA Homeowners" |
Really what about Oprah?
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05-21-09, 05:13 PM (EST)
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19. "My Bad" |
I've been drinking a lot today. I also have some Bible quotes to give you.
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05-21-09, 05:16 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: My Bad" |
Forget that. I want to know if working online at home is the way to financial freedom.
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