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"Be the Surv 12.2"
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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02-10-06, 08:00 PM (EST)
 
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"Be the Surv 12.2" |
I am the master of Merge Surprises & Twists.So, we did our recycled schoolyard pick em to merge the 4 tribes into 2. But really, I wanted to punish those 3 old ditz bags for voting off their best asset. So, one week at TC, they are whining bout how hard the game is and they wanna be back on their couch, they wish they stayed home. Next week, they're upset that an almost-quitter reneged and its their butts about to go back to sitting on their couches. Mr. Miyagi - how did you like your nights on the Island?
and why is no one using the Skull Hut yet? Losing tribe - trading a useless harpy for Mr. Miyagi sounds like a good deal to me. How bout you?
I'm so sorry this is late, haven't been home all day - sick kid.
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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02-10-06, 09:11 PM (EST)
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1. "To La Mina" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-10-06 AT 09:18 PM (EST)And more specifically, Ruth Marie (or Sally, whichever of you two who look so much alike) thanks for picking me. I guess it would hurt most people to be picked last, but I am quite used to it from my days on the playground back in the early 60s. Though most of the cool kids mocked me for being pasty and unatheletic, I eventually got even with most of them. (And that death ray I planted in geosynchronous orbit will get the rest of them some day). But I digress. If I had been sent to Exhile Island, I would have found that immunity idol by now. I have manufactured a fleet of hunter robots and have them pre-positioned off the coast of the island, ready to do my bidding. http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID1/3340.shtml
Courtney, my teeth were knocked out of alignment when my shuttle struck a Martian spacecraft on re-entry on my 3rd mission. I had been meaning to have my dento-bot realign them. However, I decided that seeing my teeth out of phase might engender sympathy among my tribemates. So I have postponed the procedure. 
ed to fix spelling and add link to Courtney's vicious attack on my teeth.
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-06, 12:57 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: To La Mina" |
Good looks sure, but what's up with the socks over your knees? Even at my (slightly) advanced age, I don't need support hose. Trying to hide some varicose veins??Alas, this was a pretty quiet episode for me. I managed to stay hidden under the radar, except when helping the team in the challenge. 
Sitting up on Nick's shoulders, two thoughts passed through my mind: boy is he ever big and strong; and too bad he wasn't an owl... 
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-06, 11:27 PM (EST)
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20. "Hey! Stop that!" |
Hey, buddy, whaddya think you're doing? Get your psycho hands off of us NOW. Who is responsible for giving this guy fire? We will get you, whoever you are, and it won't be a pretty sight. Was it that Jiffy guy? Oooo, gross, not in your full-of-unbrushed-teeth mouth, please! Somebody give this guy some tobacco! Ow, we don't want to burn, ouch, yikes! *plop* Whew, he got distracted and dropped us just in time. He is yelling, "Sir God! Please get these spiders off of me! And then let me go home. No, don't let me go home because I have an alliance I made before these people knew how nuts I am. Hey, Sir God, I thought I asked you to take me home!" What a nut case! I think we need to plan a smothering attack... 
Beware of the Hideous Attacking Killer Leaves. We will get you.
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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02-10-06, 09:49 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Surv 12.2" |
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!You've now seen what happens when I get ticked off! You've been lucky, so far, in the daylight. (Gotta get sleep sometime, you know! ) Because you've sacked one of the idjits who got rid of Tina, you MIGHT get a small break in the weather soon. If you keep this up, you may get some real honest-to-goodness clear skies and moonlight soon! *Makes the tag to Tina* 
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survivorscott 2191 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-06, 05:32 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Dear Mr. Burnett" |
Thank you for the new toy. I am sure it wasn't the first thing you lost while on a raft with a strange boy while wearing barely nothingby the way please don't let that astraunat guy take his shirt off in the water. It blinds me even down here! 
Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-06, 08:27 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Surv 12.2" |
*hacks through jungle foliage and creeps up on Shane sitting on a rock, melting down, this time without a camerman on him*Whew! Shane, Dood! Didn't think I'd ever find you without one of MB's henchman zooming his lens. I'm an Investigative Reporter with the Panama Exile Enquirer (IR-PEE) So would you be kind enough to talk to me about your experience here on Exile Island? 1. What do you miss most, nicotine, your son or your anti-psychosis medication? 2. What do you think of the Macho guys, like Terri and Bruce? 3. Why are your tats sort of randomly scattered in weird places all over your body? 4. You've made it to day 6, do you think you have a chance in heck of making it to day 16? 
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PepeLePew13 26135 desperate attention whore postings
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02-12-06, 01:58 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Be the Surv 12.2" |
>So would you be kind
>enough to talk to me
>about your experience here on
>Exile Island? If you'll give me a ciggie, first...
>1. What do you miss
>most, nicotine, your son or
>your anti-psychosis medication?
What? You think I'm nuts? ME? What about that psychotic bimbo who thinks she can render young males speechless with her globes and agree to whatever she says? Or that chick who is terrified of leaves? OR THAT RASTA CHICK WHO SPEWS CARP ABOUT SPIRITUAL MEANING WITH DEAD SEA TURTLES?!? *snap* Anyway, you were saying? Oh yeah. I'd say it's a tie between nicotine and my son.
>2. What do you think
>of the Macho guys, like
>Terri and Bruce?
Hmpf. How macho is it to have a name like "Terri"? Bruce is a little shrimp, did you see what he did on Exile Island? Spent more time screaming Kung Fu or whatever the hell it was than actually searching for the hidden immunity idol. Idiot.
>3. Why are your tats
>sort of randomly scattered in
>weird places all over your body?
Well, ya see, Boston's in my heart, so that's where it is ... over my heart. The others? Hey, if it gets some loving attention from others, then why not?
>4. You've made it to
>day 6, do you think
>you have a chance in
>heck of making it to
>day 16?
Of course! Did you see how scared the others were in camp after my ranting? They all quickly realized that the whole thing is all about ME, the uberDAW, and they realized how important I am so they wanted to keep me around.
 
A Tribe siggie
"Tsk, tsk. Pepe's messing with the newbies again." Spidey, 3/30/05
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-06, 08:35 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Surv 12.2" |
PRIORITIES, Jeff. That little Julie of yours can wait until after you started this thread.Anyway, I'm sure on a roll in this game. The school yard pick turned out great for my tribe. I'm very happy to have Dan, my man, here with me to continue our sky-high alliance. I was worried none of the girls would pick you, Dan. To be honest, I'm surprised you were picked over Bruce, but the stars were aligned, right Dan? *wink, wink* Thank GOD we got rid of that loose cannon, Shane. Now he's someone else's headache. What was up with that speech before the IC? If I were on his tribe, he would be the one booted. I have a lot of faith in you, Nicky boy and I hope you don't let Dan & I down. If we keep this strong alliance, no one can stop us. Don't screw it up. I'm worried about Austin, though. He seems a bit of a fluff. I hope you can keep him in check. Sally, Sally, Sally. You are a HUGE disappointment. I pegged you as smart strong and tough. What were you thinking losing our fishing spear. You better work your tail off to prove why you are an asset to our tribe or you're outta here if we ever lose an IC. Well, I have to run down the beach and get in some pushups and calisthenics. I have to remain STRONG for my tribe, but I don't want them to see me prepare, because I don't want to intimidate them with my strength. HoooYah!! 
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Incognito9 1622 desperate attention whore postings
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02-11-06, 05:19 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Surv 12.2" |
Hey, Cirie and Melinda, since I'm a huge wuss and don't want to play the game intelligently, I just want to tell the 2 of you that the FOUR of us are either voting for you or you.It's nothing personal, but well... who am I kidding? It IS personal. Wanna know everything else about my strategy? Now let's meditate.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings
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02-12-06, 09:00 PM (EST)
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27. "Where am I and WHO THE HELL THOUGHT UP THIS HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDEA" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-13-06 AT 08:34 AM (EST)I just want to know one thing, WHO THE HELL THOUGHT UP THIS HIDDEN IMMUNITY IDEA? I tried to tell those production guys that this was a really bad idea!! Course I can't actually talk, but I THOUGHT it really hard. I tried to tell them that it was obvious where these Bozos would hide me once they found me. Me, a six inch (or 12 inch - depending on who's measuring) wooden idol. BUT NOOOO, would they listen? Hell No. And here I am carried around in VERY embarrassing fashion, by who ever it was that dug me up. With my wooden eyes I can't see too well, but it wasn't hard to figure out what they did with me. Hint - an orifice is involved. Even with a wooden nose I can smell where I am. Poopy. So my suspicion is that it wasn't Misty that found me. How embarrassing, a real nadir in the proud saga of the mighty and all-powerful Panama Gods and Idols. There was a time when I could have smote (smited?) the infidels with a thought, now all I can muster is a painful splinter. Maybe at least I can get interviewed by that nosy reporter, (lets just see HOW nosy she is).
 
Thanks Tribster, you wear your crown well.
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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02-13-06, 03:44 AM (EST)
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30. "It wasn't me. But..." |
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings
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02-13-06, 04:24 PM (EST)
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32. "RE: Be the Surv 12.2" |
Boy, did I ever get screwed! To begin with, I start the game in the Old Lady Tribe. And when we lose the first IC, I stupidly let Cirie talk me into voting off our strongest tribe member.Then Jiffy does a switcheroo, and I wind up being picked last. I mean, I'm a singer and all, but you don't hear me making up songs like Wanda did! And it turns out my new tribe is all like, "Hey, man," and "Yo, dude." That's just not my style and never will be. Then Shane begs to go home, but he flip-flops and decides to hang around. You people who voted me off deserve to have to put up with that psycho! To top it off, Aras has the nerve to tell me to my face that me and Cirie are hurting the tribe. Well, young man, us old ladies aren't really all that bad! Just you wait. I'll bet Cirie pulls her weight in the challenges, ifyouknowwhatImean. Oh, and Cirie, honey ... you know I worked with Dolly Parton at Dollywood? Well, maybe I can get the two of you together so she can teach you how to tame your oobies. 
At least now I can get back to my makeup bag at Loser Lodge.
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