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"Be the Survivor 12.1"
Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings
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"Be the Survivor 12.1" |
(A dialogue game where people are assigned to speak for Survivors and non-player characters. Everyone else is encouraged to comment or ask questions. Join in the Bashing Fun!)Yeah, yeah. Another exciting location with exotic scenery. We are in Panama. Again. Yes, we've been here before, but this time we have some twists. Brand new and game-shaking.
1. There's an exile island. Although we've featured this concept in at least 2 other seasons. Twila liked it so much that we kept it and tried to make it all scaaaaary. Guess that's not new.
2. Hidden immunity idol. We did that last season? Ok, guess that's not new. But, but this time you can save it until after the TC votes, and use it at any time before F3. Yeah.
3. The survivors are divided up by demographics. Old men, young men, old gals, young gals. Well, I guess that they've pretty much gravitated to those groups on their own in every season before. So, not new. But this time, we did it for them from the start. So if Brandon & Lindsey want to be lazy, they'll have to sacrifice one of their own at TC! Whoops, wrong season.
4. Interesting people. We have bunch of thin, beautiful & worthless young white kids. Nothing new there. Strong & determined "older" guys and our usual 2 token african-americans and even got an Asian "Mr. Miyagi". That's new... kinda. We even have, as usual, the "I'm naive and lazy, and I wish I were back on my couch watching this instead of being here cuz its so hard and I don't know anything about SURVIVAL" types. And a few "I'm gonna alienate myself from the other 3, starting on Day 1".
5. We started off with a Reward Challenge. We had to give fire to 3/4 of you, or else the disease might start in, as you all are THE MOST WORTHLESS, USELESS, NON-SURVIVING sacks of carp I ever seen put in this game.
Geesh, why do I bother. This isn't new. or exciting. or even game-altering. However, I looked darn buffed and manly on top of that makeshift Skeleton statue. Wait! I think I've discovered this season's theme:
WORTHLESS CONTESTANTS
So, your job is to rate your Worthlessness on a scale of 1 (not worthless) to 5 (Granny Jan). Rate your tribemates also! I'd like to start by rating the OLDER WOMEN tribe as a 5. I pretty much as said this during my Parting Comments at TC. Let's all pray to the local Gods that the local wildlife and mother nature put a beating on these shark-bait waifs. That's about the most interesting thing possible this season. 
Why, why, why did we have to lose the player who gives me my Ghostly Shell for KoL, oh why, why??? Dahling, go pick yourself a new persona/npc.
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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02-02-06, 11:14 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
Jeff, I realize I am not supposed to be at the other tribes' Tribal Councils. But being the engineer that I am, I used my NASA experience to build a Predator Drone from palm fronds and some stale coconuts. And I listened in on the Old Woman TC.It seemed you were purposely trying to keep Tina in the game. The way you were leading Ciera and the others to the conclusion that Tina was the MVP of that tribe was masterful. It struck me as completely illogical that they would reject your advice. Did you also find that odd? I am further baffled by the apparent lack of foresight in keeping a woman with no survival skills who is afraid of leaves, while casting off a woman who could build, repair, provide, lumberjack and be a source of challenge strength. 
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Max Headroom 10069 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 07:51 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
Hey, wait a minute there, "Professor". I bet you can build everything imaginable from coconuts and leaves except a boat to get off the island, right? Just remember, I'm the real engineer around here. Got it?Now that that's straightened out, does anybody want to play poker with me? I've already engineered my first patent, for the Big Balls Bogus Immunity Idol Bluff(TM). 
Rock, paper, scissors, anyone? Guess Bud Light won't be calling me anytime soon.
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 11:51 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-03-06 AT 11:55 AM (EST)Suckah!! Ha! I wasn't stayin on that freakin island...I ran and did somersaults all the way and cracked open those skulls wicked hahd like a soccer ball--I should have thrown one of em at Ruth Marie's head... and Courtney hold off on this Mother Nature ca-rap...let's have some turtle chahdah.. 
Boston Rob + Steph = ME!
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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02-04-06, 00:03 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: Medical Rep? Phbbbt!" |
You sure could have used my pharmaceutical help, POKEY!
Maybe we could strike a deal for distribution of my "tea"
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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02-02-06, 11:21 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-03-06 AT 01:51 AM (EST)Me, 1
Cirie, 5
Ruth Marie, 4
Sally, 5 All 4 Young Men: 4 Terry, 2
Bruce, 3
Shane, 4
Dan, 2 All 4 Young Women, 4
(Misty is borderline 5, with the idea stolen from PePe, it won't work if you don't have it)
Bitter? (Grabs Axe and starts chopping down tree) I'M NOT BITTER!!!!! (Tree falls over) TIMBER!!! (Looks into camera and buries axe into nearby log) Why're you asking if I'm bitter?
I think those idjits made a HUGE mistake getting rid of me!!!!!! Those broads better hope EPMB saves them with some kind of Pick'em and soon or they're gonna starve! As far as this is concerned, I'll be heaving axes from sequesterville or the Loser Lodge if Tribe hires me to help with extra construction needs. I do also wish to make a request for a new persona. Tribe, Angel, I WANT TO PLAY MOTHER NATURE!!!!!! Edit: Tribe if you didn't already know it from the past her quote is: "It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature" Edit 2: or is that fool with Mother Nature? (it was so long since I've seen that on a commercial special, I forget....) 
Don't worry Angel your personas and everyone else will still get their shells every day.
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 09:09 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
Slipping silenty out of the ocean, I remove my fins and mask, attach them to my belt and slink through the jungle. Pulling my waterproof microphone and tape recorder out of my waterproof submersible backpack, I sneak up on our first bootee.
TINA! OVER HERE.
Hi, Tina, I'm an investigative reporter from the Panama Exile Enquirer (IR-PEE) and I hoped you'd answer some questions. 1. You're obviously upset that you were voted out, but are you just a little bit jealous that you weren't the first woman to be pixelated? 2. Did you ever think that working hard at camp would get you booted? Why do you think they did that? 3. Were you disappointed that there were no men on your tribe, ya know, like you could flirt and flatter and hook up like Amber? 4. Do you think you could take Jiffy in a cage fighting challenge? 5. Do you plan on chopping down trees over at loser island or would a case of Jack Daniels keep you happy?
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 06:38 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
1. You're obviously upset that you were voted out, but are you just a little bit jealous that you weren't the first woman to be pixelated? Nah, let the tub of Goo, fearful of leaves and nature get pixeled. I was responsible enough to bring something comfortable enough to cover me up.2. Did you ever think that working hard at camp would get you booted? HELL NO!
Why do you think they did that? They're idjits, plain and simple 3. Were you disappointed that there were no men on your tribe, ya know, like you could flirt and flatter and hook up like Amber? Considering I recently lost the only man in my life, my son, I wouldn't have minded some male company, especially one of the older more responsible men. I probably wouldn't have minded being "mama" for any of those young studs, either. 4. Do you think you could take Jiffy in a cage fighting challenge? He'd be a dead man! 5. Do you plan on chopping down trees over at loser island or would a case of Jack Daniels keep you happy? It's gonna take a lot more than that to keep me from turing Loser Island into a personal log cabin for me!! Of course, Tribe could use my skills for his Loser Lodge as well.
I will have my revenge!
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 12:24 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-03-06 AT 12:24 PM (EST)B_Dawg recognizes you. Aren't you that Kitty lady from Survivor Maccaroni? 
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 04:40 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
mmmmumbbble, mmmmmumble, blat, stitches over my mumble mouth.....UGH!!!! I think shane KISSED me!!
Mumble, mumble, mumble,.......
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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 08:55 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
Oh quit all your complaining about us voting out Tina. So what if she got us fire, water, food and shelter. Let's not forget that I got the amulet ahead of Dannielle so that we old chicks didn't have to send someone to Exile Island. And I am the beauty queen. That's all that really matters.Except that with the way my tribe votes, it would seem that I could be the next target! I have to get in one complaint about Cirie. WTF with that swimsuit? The viewers want to watch me, and not be distrated by your blurred out oobies flopping around during the challenges. Just what show did you think you were signing up for? Starting Over??? 
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CattyChat 3379 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 09:05 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
This is the best way to start a season of survivor EVER. The cards are stacked for my team and we will dominate -- why? We have the experience, intelligence & strength. Luckily, I was able to show my tribemates that I can run fast for an "airline pilot." *wink - wink*I've got my man Dan & a tight alliance already. We are very similar & can keep our team on track. I was surprised he spilled his secret so soon, but I'm glad to know I have a comrade out here, though. No one can stop us. I do think Dan spent too much time in space, though, because I have never seen anyone so white. I love ya, Dan, but are you sure you weren't possessed by an alien life form? You need some flesh-toned color to that skin. I'm a little worried about our boy Shane over here. He seems about ready to crack and is already alienating himself. He would have been dog meat in basic training. He better shape up or be ready to ship out. I'm on the fence with Mr. Miyagi. I'll withhold comments until Dan & I get to know him better. Good worker, though. I also have to say I am SHOCKED those young girls actually beat us in the immunity challenge. We can't let that happen again. I really think it was all Shane's fault, though, because he is just being a bit of an a$$. I'll say it again -- shape up, buddy, or we'll send you packing. 
Call me Carl Lewis
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Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 10:44 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
Terry,Yes, we do have a tight bond. I anticipate that it will remain in place for the forseeable future. I commend you on your atheletic prowess. It is an enviable addition to our team. As for my complexion, I agree that I am a bit pale. However, space suits do tend to block out most of the UV rays, and I have been so busy building robots to take over the world err to do manual labor around my house that I haven't found time to tan. But whiel you were sleeping, I built some expiramental nanobots and used coconut husks to embed them under my epidermus. They should be injecting pigment in all the visually pleasing places as we speak. I completely concur that Shane is mentally unbalanced. I have one of my Predator drones monitoring him at all times. If he gets to within 5 feet of me with that machette, it will loose a modified Hellfire missile eliminate him.
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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings
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02-05-06, 11:23 AM (EST)
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50. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
This is the best way to start a season of survivor EVER. The cards are stacked for my team and we will dominate -- why? We have the experience, intelligence & strength. . . I also have to say I am SHOCKED those young girls actually beat us in the immunity challenge. Oh but you see my dear Terry, it WILL happen again, as the young girls have hired ME -- the almighty Queen of all Survivors, Stephanie, as their Survival Exile Island Coach. Yeah, I would like to have seen your pathetic geriatric team compete on a REAL Survivor show like Guatemala. That stupid Skull-bashing RC was a walk in the park compared to our grueling cross-country hike in the Guatemalan jungle!! You old farts would've dropped like flies!!  Scarlett
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 10:54 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-03-06 AT 11:13 AM (EST)Ya know, rats are deeply spiritual. They symbolize the sardonic voices of truth that are always gnawing, gnawing deep within us. Anyone brought any pot? 
Dances with Turtles. Surprise! I'm really Granny Jan!
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DearAbby 3008 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 01:20 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
Let's see now ... Cirie definitely is rated a 5. C'mon, now, she's afraid of leaves! And all she does is run her mouth. And Ruth Marie is ... well ... she's UTR like me, so I'll rate her a 3. I'd have to rate Tina a 1, of course. I mean, that woman can do it all! She started our fire, she found our water, she caught a huge fish. Why, our tribe would be pretty stupid to vote her out, don't you think? What? Oh. Never mind. Me? Well, while the rest of my tribe was digging in the sand during the IC, I stood there and watched. Since I was saving my energy to solve the puzzle, I'm definitely a number 1. And I would've solved it, too, if my tribemates hadn't taken so long digging out the solution. 
Are you calling me old?
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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02-03-06, 01:25 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
How did you manage to smuggle in makeup? I'd swear your eyebrows were freshly waxed at tribal council.You know, waxing is bad for your karma. It interferes with the universal life force that dwells within each eyebrow hair. More fun than Katie, anyway.
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings
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02-05-06, 02:03 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: Skull Hut Request" |
Pfft... You're only here because I haven't chosen to make a huge sinkhole open up underneath you! But, on the bright side, you are the one that will have to deal with the stink of these idiot invaders. (Best hope that they don't denude me - you'd bio-degarade in a matter of minutes if that happened.) TINY, am I!?! Too bad that they couldn't find someone with a brain larger than a gnat to play this game. BRING IT ON! I'M the means to salvation - if you DARE! (Oh, please let the leaf freak come for a visit.) 
Yeah. Y'all just keep comin' back. Keep eating my insects. Eventually, you'll find a poisonous one.
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Lisa0116 688 desperate attention whore postings
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02-07-06, 10:16 AM (EST)
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64. "RE: Woohoo!" |
Mumble, mumble....
Welcome-can I sit in your eye hole???
Mumumble........
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Canada Girl 3340 desperate attention whore postings
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02-07-06, 07:58 PM (EST)
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65. "RE: Woohoo!" |
Why thank you!
I like your stitching, very hip!
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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02-08-06, 10:34 PM (EST)
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69. "I've been looking for you missy!!!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 02-08-06 AT 10:35 PM (EST)I've got a few bones to pick with you! First of all, you should learn to buy a swimsuit to fit those monsters of yours. Half of the audience is just now recovering their sight. (If the Super Bowl didn't permanently blind them, that is) Second of all, dead turtle shell? That was on the YOUNG women's beach, not ours! Third of all, you and the other two ungrateful idjits better pray that: 1. A tribal switch happens and soon! No fire, no food, and no water ain't gonna do you guys no good! 2. You don't hit Loser Island until I calm down! There might be some boobie traps around here somewhere..... 
BTS Swoop!
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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02-09-06, 08:14 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
I would like to be The Leaves. Could you please make me a sig? The slogan could say "Be very afraid" (or something else, if you think of something better). Thank you!
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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02-09-06, 09:40 AM (EST)
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72. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
I got some leaves for ya! 
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Sahara 759 desperate attention whore postings
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02-09-06, 12:16 PM (EST)
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74. "RE: Be the Survivor 12.1" |
Oh, that's why the inmates contestants seem to be meditating around a bonfire quite often. Aras spends a LOT of time there...I thought Courtney must have, but she hasn't managed to dance up any fire for her tribe yet.
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