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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 10:56 AM (EST) "Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" LAST EDITED ON 09-09-08 AT 10:58 AM (EST) Sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch. http://www.headlinecontent.com/newsArticle.aspx?catId=9&articleId=1619689 Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing. Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack. He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house. The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage. Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... kingfish 09-09-08 1  That brings back memories. Estee 09-09-08 2    Holy carp IceCat 09-09-08 8        RE: Holy carp Estee 09-09-08 9            The phrase I remember most IceCat 09-09-08 23  RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Spanky68 09-09-08 3    RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Estee 09-09-08 4        RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Spanky68 09-09-08 5            RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Estee 09-09-08 6                RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Brownroach 09-09-08 7                    RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Spanky68 09-09-08 10                        RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Estee 09-09-08 11                            RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Brownroach 09-09-08 12                                RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Estee 09-09-08 14                                RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Spanky68 09-09-08 15                                    RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Brownroach 09-09-08 24                            RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... CTgirl 09-09-08 13                                Hey... you leave your doors open IceCat 09-09-08 16                                    You wake up and shout IceCat 09-09-08 18                                        RE: You wake up and shout Spanky68 09-09-08 19                                            RE: You wake up and shout Estee 09-09-08 22                                RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... Spanky68 09-09-08 17  I think the sausage means IceCat 09-09-08 20    RE: I think the sausage means Spanky68 09-09-08 21        Hey now, let's not IceCat 09-09-08 25            I need to stop Spanky68 09-09-08 26                Are you saying we've gone IceCat 09-09-08 28                    RE: Are you saying we've gone Spanky68 09-09-08 31        I also suspect IceCat 09-09-08 27            We need an informant IceCat 09-09-08 29                RE: We need an informant Estee 09-09-08 30                    The famous Israeli spy IceCat 09-09-08 34                        RE: The famous Israeli spy Brownroach 09-09-08 37                Then the evildoers will be IceCat 09-09-08 32                    RE: Then the evildoers will be Spanky68 09-09-08 33                        RE: Then the evildoers will be Estee 09-09-08 35                            RE: Then the evildoers will be Spanky68 09-09-08 36  RE: Burglar wakes victims with spic... kingfish 09-09-08 38  This sounds like a moonbaby 09-09-08 39    RE: This sounds like a mrc 09-10-08 40        Hmmmm IceCat 09-10-08 41            RE: Hmmmm mrc 09-10-08 42

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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:02 AM (EST) 1. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" If I had a nickel for every time I've awakened in a field wearing only underwear and smelling of sausages and spices, ....   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:11 AM (EST) 2. "That brings back memories." Did someone say '8-inch sausage'? Oops. One inch too long. Got to start over. I may never be forgiven.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:24 AM (EST) 8. "Holy carp" Where did you dig that old pic from. I made that, what... three, four years ago?   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:28 AM (EST) 9. "RE: Holy carp" LAST EDITED ON 09-09-08 AT 11:29 AM (EST) Right where you left it: leading off one of the TAR7 ESCTs. I was trying to locate a picture of Gretchen & Meredith actually making the sausage (and I think there is one buried somewhere in the forum), but this one showed up first -- and given that they're both your threads... Still a little bit visceral, isn't it? Gawds, you hated them.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:43 AM (EST) 23. "The phrase I remember most" ... from that time... Die, die, die... you useless old freeeeeeeeeeeaks die! Hated? Gawds, yes...   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:14 AM (EST) 3. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" rubbed him with spices? Where did he get the thyme to do that? Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:16 AM (EST) 4. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" It's easy when you plan your attack based on sage advice.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:18 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" I assume the farm workers didn't tell him to cumin. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:21 AM (EST) 6. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" The attempt to pepper him with buckshot was a hint in that direction, yes. Salt of the earth, those people.   Top

Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:22 AM (EST) 7. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" I bet he proceeded gingerly after that. Surfkitten Summer Sigshop 2008   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:28 AM (EST) 10. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" I wonder if they were trying to curry favor with someone? Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:30 AM (EST) 11. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" Oh, everyone in that area's trying to svck up to Rosemary.   Top

Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:32 AM (EST) 12. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" They did ask him, “Would you like some ham or egg?” “Uh, no,” he replied. Surfkitten Summer Sigshop 2008   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:34 AM (EST) 14. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" Could you rephrase? I can't parsley that sentence.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:35 AM (EST) 15. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" sounds like maybe he was trying to trap the other guys. Lure them out and fennel them into an ambush. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:43 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" yeah, anise plan didn't work, unfortunately. Surfkitten Summer Sigshop 2008   Top

CTgirl 8013 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:32 AM (EST) 13. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" You don't think he got a little carraway with that?   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:36 AM (EST) 16. "Hey... you leave your doors open" ... and who knows what nutmeget in.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:37 AM (EST) 18. "You wake up and shout" ... Hey! Who let that cayenne?   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:38 AM (EST) 19. "RE: You wake up and shout" some idiot dillweed. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:43 AM (EST) 22. "RE: You wake up and shout" Well, you've goya an opinion: others might feel different about a break-in to their adobe. If you don't live in a heavily-Hispanic area, you're not going to get that.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:36 AM (EST) 17. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" I think he might have been smoking lemongrass before the attack. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:40 AM (EST) 20. "I think the sausage means" ... that he might have been casing the joint.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:41 AM (EST) 21. "RE: I think the sausage means" back to the grind. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:45 AM (EST) 25. "Hey now, let's not" ... mince words.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:47 AM (EST) 26. "I need to stop" it's only a matter of time until I am caught hot dogging it. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:48 AM (EST) 28. "Are you saying we've gone" ... from bad to wurst?   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:51 AM (EST) 31. "RE: Are you saying we've gone" I am not saying it's turned my brain into head cheese, but it hasn't been stimulating either. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:47 AM (EST) 27. "I also suspect" ... possible links to terrorism.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:49 AM (EST) 29. "We need an informant" ... I figure a schnitzel break the case wide open.   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:51 AM (EST) 30. "RE: We need an informant" Don't worry. We've lined up the expert assistance of a Hebrew National.   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:53 AM (EST) 34. "The famous Israeli spy" ... Hesnaymah Ludzmeh?   Top

Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 12:24 PM (EST) 37. "RE: The famous Israeli spy" Andouille all know who that is? Surfkitten Summer Sigshop 2008   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:52 AM (EST) 32. "Then the evildoers will be" ... brat to justice.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:52 AM (EST) 33. "RE: Then the evildoers will be" we've got the bangers looking into the matter. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 11:57 AM (EST) 35. "RE: Then the evildoers will be" They're off the case. All of them parked their cars illegally, and the vehicles were dragged away to that big pit the county's been using as a detention center. That's right: they've been toad in the hole.   Top

Spanky68 8092 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 12:05 PM (EST) 36. "RE: Then the evildoers will be" They were distracted...watching old Love Boat reruns on Youtube Wait for it... And they mistook Charo for Chizaro. Slice has made my siggie Mangalicious   Top

kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 12:49 PM (EST) 38. "RE: Burglar wakes victims with spicy rubdown and sausage whacking" Bou, Dan, and some others are well known for their sausage wackyness.   Top

moonbaby 17120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-09-08, 01:00 PM (EST) 39. "This sounds like a " bunch of bologna to me.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-10-08, 01:02 AM (EST) 40. "RE: This sounds like a " That's exactly what O-S-C-A-R said. A Slice of Manga   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-10-08, 01:05 AM (EST) 41. "Hmmmm" ... Meyer funny today!   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 09-10-08, 01:08 AM (EST) 42. "RE: Hmmmm" You're in the right ballpark. A SHARper Image   Top

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