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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"The OT Matchmaking Game"
mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 09:32 AM (EST)
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"The OT Matchmaking Game" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 11:51 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 11:51 AM (EST) LAST EDITED ON 09-05-08 AT 09:51 AM (EST) *cue 1970s game show music* *cue clapping* Welcome to the OT Matchmaking Game! I'm your host, Whip Springdale. Today, we are going to make matches in our OT audience, matches that will last a lifetime! Here's the way we play our game: We need members of our OT audience (that's you, yes, you, pretty ladies and handsome gentlemen) to pick someone else out of the OT audience that you think might be your soulmate. You can base your decision on looks, personality, a shared love of Depends, poutine, or Al Franken--it's up to you. *audience oooohhhs and aaaahhhs* Or, you can also play the Bebo Wild Card. What is the Bebo Wild Card, you ask? Quite simply, you can choose to match two other members of the OT audience for any reason. If you choose the Bebo Wild Card, you risk it all, but you can also win a bonus prize! *audience erupts in applause and whistles* How and what do you win? you might be asking. Well, it's as simple as this: whoever can convince their match made in Heaven that Dan is the most brilliant player in BB history by the end of today's round will win an all-expenses-paid bicycle trip to live with Chad from Million Dollar Listing!!!If you used the Bebo Wild Card and your match wins, not only do you get to join the lucky couple, you don't have to pedal the bicycle!!! *audience grumbles and pulls out maces and broadswords* Alrighty! Who's ready to play the OT MATCHMAKING GAME?!!!!!!No purchase necessary. Void where prohibited. Flamers will be herded. No guarantee of prizes forthcoming. My suit is not flame-retardant or currently fashionable. Julie Chen will one day rule the world from her battery-charged throne.
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motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 12:14 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: The OT Matchmaking Game" |
We both love pink. I can't imagine anything else mattering. Flashy sig by RollDdice Absence makes the heart grow fonder, right?
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motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 12:19 PM (EST)
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33. "RE: The OT Matchmaking Game" |
They make salmon colored ballerina slippers? A PhoenixMons Originalwatch your tone there, buddy!
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 09:59 AM (EST)
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5. "proof that we are soul,sole mates" |
You took my answer. *giggle* *swoon* An Arkie original.
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 10:18 AM (EST)
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7. "*wheels out the organ*" |
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 10:40 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: The OT Matchmaking Game" |
You're straight.And married. And pregnant. And a compulsive liar. The only thing I'm calling in is sick.
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 11:46 AM (EST)
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27. "RE: The OT Matchmaking Game" |
I go for the big Dorsals.
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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 10:32 AM (EST)
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11. "My Favorite this month" |
She's my favorite this month, so it's a given that my perfect match is Maroonclown.We both love to cook, cocktail, nosh, relax, have no kids, and love to travel (although I now understand that Mexico is out for her *flashback*). Plus, I'm ok with her husband sticking around. He's nice and helps in the kitchen. Plus, I don't think she watches Big Brother (nor do I), so I think we can come to an agreement quite quickly about this Dan person so we can win our bicycle trip. Of course, we'll probably ditch this Chad person (I've seen snippits of the show...can't say I like any of them). I nail file to his tire and he's outta here.
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Maroonclown 5829 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 11:53 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: My Favorite this month" |
Dang it girl! You beat me to it.Haven't watch BB since the first season, and that was sporadically. DOWN WITH CHAD!!! And if we're hanging with my DH, yours can come along too. They can keep each other company while we're on our bicycle trip. copyright smokeysmom
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 11:17 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Hmmm...." |
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 11:28 AM (EST)
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23. "RE: The OT Matchmaking Game" |
It was probably Icecat's organ. (What's that?)
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 11:36 AM (EST)
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25. "Fishwoman. Of course. " |
It started off as a casual thing. We were both out walking our pet sea horses, watching them frolic in and out of the staghorn corral, and met under the lily pads and started to chat. Frankly, at first, I was attracted by her well proportioned dorsals and the slinky way she moved among the sea fans, but it grew from there. One day, as we shared a shrimp at lunch, and I looked into her lidless eyes as she gulped down her portion (did I mention her dainty table manners?), I knew I was done for. Sometimes she would let a bubble or two escape from her gills and she would get so embarrassed and turn red. I didn't tell her at the time, but those sweet little bubbles captured my heart. I began to shower her with boxes of polyps and bouquets of anemones, and something must have worked, because it wasn't long before the little flapple flapple of tiny fins could be heard in our little tidal pool love nest. My air bladder still fills with love when I think about spawning in the tide pools with her. But alas, she’s gone now. It was my fault, She caught me skinny dipping with a Damsel Fish named Black Molly. FishWoman gathered up all the little fry and moved to the jetties. Eventually, I heard thru the sea-grape vine that she had taken up with a slimy eel fish (times must have been pretty bad for her), and was hooking in the current there. But I shall always remember her….sigh. I wonder if she ever thinks of our time together. I miss her and the little sea welks (our pet name for the kids), and I'd like to see them once again, I miss getting all those ties for Christmas, and I can't find the remote.... Thanks, Crabman
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 02:27 PM (EST)
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44. "RE: Fishwoman. Of course. " |
Thanks. It was published in the July 08 edition of the "Mariana Trench Times/Picayune".
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 12:19 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: The OT Matchmaking Game" |
Watching your siggie's head shake to this game show music is pretty funny.
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Ahtumbreez 10456 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 12:51 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: The OT Matchmaking Game" |
*snort Funniest thing today. Agman took me to the islands
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frisky 11695 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-05-08, 01:10 PM (EST)
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39. "*CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY*" |
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cahaya 19891 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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09-06-08, 09:13 PM (EST)
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58. "RE: The OT Matchmaking Game" |
Ah, so you're a green environmentalist. Good on you!
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