The numbers drop tonight.The audience boos the most basic fact of reality show existence. Because they are exactly that stupid. And wouldn't have gotten into the theater without it. 'Your IQ must be this low to occupy a seat. And most of your brains will be in contact with the cushion'.
Ryan claims it isn't his fault. Also that it's going to be dramatic. So he's oh-for-two and we're only four minutes in.
Vote total: around thirty-three million. Remember how many votes X-Factor got for their finale? So does Simon. That's why he's taking a comfort bath in his money. There's quite a lot of it, so he keeps going under.
People going home -- after the break. Which technically could mean any future time until The Big Crunch. Ryan will not be pinned down to specifics.
He gets paid for this. A lot.