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03-09-01, 06:21 AM (EST)
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"*Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......"
From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, a very special bonus Top Ten, TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is. As we all know, the tribes merged tonight and the new tribe name is Barramundi. A barramundi is some sort of fish that lives out there in the outback. Have you ever seen a barramundi, paul?

Paul: ummmmmm......

Dave: Let me answer for you Paul. No, you've never seen one. They're scarce the only place you see them is in Austrailia and in the economy size box of Mrs. Paul's extra crunchy fish sticks. That kids, is good eatin'. TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go..........

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10. Them fancy short pants everybody was wearing in the 80s.

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9. What I have to do every week the day after Sunday.

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8. Some chick that Clinton slept with.

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7. Hopefully, some sort of delicous new cheese.


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6. Isn't that the name of one of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' kids?

Dave: Y'know what's best about Mrs. Paul's extra crunchy fish sticks Paul? That little pack of extra fancy tarter sauce they include in the package. Man! I could go for some of that right about now. I believe, now don't quote me on this, but I believe it's made with REAL cream of tarter.....

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5. Slang term for anybody wearing a turban.

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4. Last name of that mechanic dude, who was sleeping with Amy Fisher and then she shot his wife.

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3. The name of Bob Marley's new album.

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2. That thing that weathermen use to check for hurricanes.


and the number one thing that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......

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1. Some sort of Pokemon.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb... Drive My Car 03-09-01 1
   RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb... Survivorerist 03-09-01 4
 RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb... ItzLisa 03-09-01 2
 RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb... Dalton 03-09-01 3
   Don't stop... castaway 03-09-01 5
       RE: Don't stop... Superman 03-10-01 6
           RE: Don't stop... taginite 03-10-01 7

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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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03-09-01, 10:01 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......"
Is that the one that evolves into a Charizard?
I believe it is a fire type Pokemon, with advanced attack skills.

Ebug

Oh yea, Supe? You are so funny it's scary

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03-09-01, 05:28 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......"
>Is that the one that evolves
>into a Charizard?

No silly, that's Rattana! And even so, it evolves into Ogakor first, then Charizard.

Supe, you're the reason I love Top Ten lists. Keep on rockin'!

Survivorerist

Amber Brkich, Colby Donaldson, Elisabeth Filarski. The alphabet alliance.

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03-09-01, 10:36 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......"
Ladies and Gentlemen, here he is, the hardest working Supe in showbusiness!!! Yeah!!!! Love it!


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What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about???

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03-09-01, 03:41 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......"
Great Superman...now when I imagine Dave going home alone
every night asking himself "Why Julia Roberts doesn't love
Him?"...I now know he's eating Mrs. Paul's extra crunchy
fish sticks!!! I love it! Get a life, Dave!!!

On a serious note...rumor has it "Barramundi" is Mark
Burnett's secret name for his "long-time, close companion"
.....Linda Tripp!!! It is just a rumor but Aussie tabloids
say they have tracked email and phone logs straight to LT.
(Think about it; who paid for all those facelifts? hehehe)

Praise, applause, etc. as usual.

Dalton

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03-09-01, 06:15 PM (EST)
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5. "Don't stop..."
If these things ever end... I will never count backwards from 10 again. Love it!
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03-10-01, 02:36 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Don't stop..."
You're gonna have to do without me during Survivor III. Fear not, Survivorerist and Joe Dynamite's lists are excellent, I just need to convince them to try their hand at the Dave/Paul banter.

My application has been filled out and the video is in progress. I'm confident that I will be joining Mark Burnette and friends in Africa very soon.

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03-10-01, 03:10 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: Don't stop..."
>My application has been filled out and the video is in progress. I'm confident that I will be joining Mark Burnette and friends in Africa very soon.<

just imagine.....superman in africa--the mini-series!!!!!


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