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"*Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......"
Superman 3157 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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03-09-01, 06:21 AM (EST)
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"*Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......" |
From the home office in Wahoo, Nebraska, a very special bonus Top Ten, TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is. As we all know, the tribes merged tonight and the new tribe name is Barramundi. A barramundi is some sort of fish that lives out there in the outback. Have you ever seen a barramundi, paul?Paul: ummmmmm...... Dave: Let me answer for you Paul. No, you've never seen one. They're scarce the only place you see them is in Austrailia and in the economy size box of Mrs. Paul's extra crunchy fish sticks. That kids, is good eatin'. TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere we go.......... number 10. Them fancy short pants everybody was wearing in the 80s. number 9. What I have to do every week the day after Sunday. number 8. Some chick that Clinton slept with. number 7. Hopefully, some sort of delicous new cheese. number 6. Isn't that the name of one of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis' kids?
Dave: Y'know what's best about Mrs. Paul's extra crunchy fish sticks Paul? That little pack of extra fancy tarter sauce they include in the package. Man! I could go for some of that right about now. I believe, now don't quote me on this, but I believe it's made with REAL cream of tarter..... number 5. Slang term for anybody wearing a turban. number 4. Last name of that mechanic dude, who was sleeping with Amy Fisher and then she shot his wife. number 3. The name of Bob Marley's new album. number 2. That thing that weathermen use to check for hurricanes. and the number one thing that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......
number 1. Some sort of Pokemon.
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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03-09-01, 05:28 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......" |
>Is that the one that evolves >into a Charizard? No silly, that's Rattana! And even so, it evolves into Ogakor first, then Charizard. Supe, you're the reason I love Top Ten lists. Keep on rockin'! Survivorerist Amber Brkich, Colby Donaldson, Elisabeth Filarski. The alphabet alliance.
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Dalton 1271 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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03-09-01, 03:41 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: *Bonus* TopTen things that dumb guys think that Barramundi is......" |
Great Superman...now when I imagine Dave going home alone every night asking himself "Why Julia Roberts doesn't love Him?"...I now know he's eating Mrs. Paul's extra crunchy fish sticks!!! I love it! Get a life, Dave!!! On a serious note...rumor has it "Barramundi" is Mark Burnett's secret name for his "long-time, close companion" .....Linda Tripp!!! It is just a rumor but Aussie tabloids say they have tracked email and phone logs straight to LT. (Think about it; who paid for all those facelifts? hehehe) Praise, applause, etc. as usual. Dalton
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castaway 168 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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03-09-01, 06:15 PM (EST)
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5. "Don't stop..." |
If these things ever end... I will never count backwards from 10 again. Love it!
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