Vampy....we all luvs ya baby! You're everybody's favorite Vampyre! This place would SUCK without ya!
You collect turtles? Hey...whatever floats your boat baby...whatever revs your engine....whatever makes your milk pasteurize....
You saved my life once and I got better! Thanks again babe!
However, I must disagree with your recent biting of Peter Torque. You've definitely turned him into one of your zombie minions.
*examines the two holes in his neck*