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"Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?"
Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-13-03, 12:59 PM (EST)
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"Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
Remember: This is the Bashers forum. Points will be awarded for bashing your final 3, creating a bashworthy final 3, and just because I want to. (surprise)Here's the order of finish so far: 12. Debra & Steve 11. Amanda & Chris 10. Russell & Cindy 9. Steve & Josh 8. Steve & Dave 7. Monica & Sheree 6. Tian & Jaree 5. Millie & Chuck 4. Jon & Al And your final three: - Reichen & Chip - Kelly & Jon - Dave & Jeff Now, in a perfectly bashworthy world, who would your final 3 be? For example, would you like to picture a footrace between Debra & Steve and the Air Traffic Controllers, where the cameramen wouldn't even need to use slow-motion photography to try and create drama? Or would you require all three finalists to have a Steve? Have fun with the possibilities! Bebo, Queen of the Backwoods and your American Idol PTTE co-champ
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FarmBoy 2618 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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08-13-03, 02:30 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
Okie dokie...I just responded to this thread on Fanatics, so let me change hats here... My Bash Final 3.... 1. The Supremes!! As the wives of professional athletes, they can buy their way into or out of any situation. Surely one credit card and a little name-dropping could get them to the top. Besides, isn't the wife of any celebrity the ultimate DAW?
2. Jon & Al- with a little help from Stephen King. A different kind of clown. My kind of clown. They are only #2 because nothing can penetrate the defense shield of a self-centered celebrity's wife (except the sales person from a snobby boutique). 3. Millie & Chuck- If he really were a werewolf, he could rip all the other teams to shreds. And Millie might listen to him a little more, too. The man has the patience of a saint- or no brains. Hey, maybe he's really Frankenstein- was kinda slow.
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-13-03, 03:04 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
A perfect bash-worthy Final 3 would be:Tian and Jaree Millie and Chuck Jon and Kelly because all three teams have one partner that's constantly ragging on the other for making mistakes, moving too slow, not wanting it enough, etc. (c) 2003 IceCat Originals, Inc. All rights reserved. Prince of Passion, Royal Liaison to Illicit Activities, SB Video Historian (StS) o-
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RUTGERSpaul 169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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08-13-03, 04:07 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
Well, I've liked Reichen & Chip from the beginning, and you can't have a partiality to somebody for that long and let some really obnoxious incident in Korea detroy that! Anyways... I like Reichen & Chip being in the final 3, so that's 1, I guess. I would rather see Monica & Sharee and Tian & Jaree in the finals with them. Kelly & Jon can easily be switch with Tian & Jaree. Having Sharee and Jaree in the finals is top notch, they rhyme, not to mention completely random names. Plus, Phil would go nuts with the names and irreverent "R"s he likes to throw in. Monica & Sharee defending their NFL wifedom, Between Chip yelling about ignorance, and Tian & Jaree yelling at each other. It would be a fun ride to the end. But throwing in Kelly & Jon in place for Tian & Jaree is fine. I guess the actual final three right now, I'm pretty happy with... I guess it's not THAT much a bash, huh? LoL
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I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-13-03, 04:19 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
My final 3 just based on the teams I like best would be Steve and Dave Jon and Al Chris and Amandamy bash worthy final 3? Chip and Reichen - they're guaranteed to make AT LEAST one colossal blunder every week, how could you not include them among the bash worthy? Russell and Cindy - combining the ineptitude of R/C and the bitchiness of Kelly and Jon, yikes! and the last team would either be Kelly/Jon or Tian/Jaree or to combine Esbea's Fanatics thread with this one, what about switching Kelly/Jon, and Russell/Cindy? The guys would think they've finally gotten a partner who won't b!tch constantly, but NO!!!
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dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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08-13-03, 07:31 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
Tian and Jaree - I was just starting to really like them when they lost out to the Fabulous Duo. It was just a matter of time until Tian's rage, which was bottling up inside her, came to a head and pieces of Jaree would have been scattered all over Phil's latest turtleneck.Kelly and Jon - I like them. I've liked them from the beginning. Of course, that doesn't mean that I would be friends with them, or that if I were, I would introduce them to my other friends. They are completely perfect for each other, in that they're annoying, whining, nagging DAWs who still love each other (in a twisted simulation of true love) after all that fighting. Chris and Amanda - They lost out too early because Chris is an incompetent oaf. Amanda should have gone in to ID the masked revelers which would have kept them in the race, perhaps even to the end. How much more fun would this show have been if we had heard Amanda being network censored through 4 continents and Oceania?
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-13-03, 07:41 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
I guess I'll cast my vote for...Russell & Cindy Jon & Kelly Chip & Reichen Why those three? Because Jon and Russell would be spending too much time trying to piss each other off, with potty mouth Amanda and Kelly providing commentary. And Reichen and Chip are added to that mix solely because of one comment from Chip: "He's learning from the gay man!" Watching Russell and Jon trying to be overly manly in their presence would be absolutely a riot. Bebo, Queen of the Backwoods and your American Idol PTTE co-champ
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Esbea 7377 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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08-13-03, 08:01 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
Amanda and Kelly...the bashing possibilites are endless!
''Confidence comes not from always being right, but from not fearing to be wrong.''
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Edgeless Grass 93 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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08-14-03, 01:00 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
Hi Bebo, thanks for creating this interesting tread.My choice, for entertainment sake : 1) Kelly & Jon 2) Millie & Chuck 3) Russell & Cindy Kelly & Cindy would make great friends as both will complain and compliment their man. While the 2 ladies make good friends, the 2 men would hate 1 and other. Both think they are the best and know-it-all. Then Kelly & Jon would gang up with Russell & Cindy to laugh and joke at Millie & Chuck, more nicknames will come up. Since this is a race and both teams want to win the million dollars, they will still try to pull each others' legs under the table. Millie being the strong and energetic her, would be cheering Chuck to fight the evil sprite together. At the end of the race, after some tough fight, Millie would drag along Chuck, cross over the finish line...being the first single lady winner for TAR history!! And this would balance up TAR3 of Zach dragging Flo to the finish line! Perfect ending! ------------- Clap clap clap clap!!!! -------------------- ~ ~ ' o ' '(X) '
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hans 11 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-14-03, 04:05 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
I would like to see:- 1. Jon and Al - coz there are just fun to watch and not catty towards each other 2. Tian and Jaree - I think that Tian kicked ass!! Jaree didn't do much, but still they made an OK team 3. Reichen and Chip - coz even after the 'speak English' fiasco, there are still a pretty good team, and extremely resourceful.
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memacmur 359 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host"
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08-14-03, 11:54 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
My dream teams for bashing...Amanda & Chris Kelly & Jon Millie & Chuck Somehow I think Amanda would have been more than willing to join in with Kelly and Jon in the Millie-bashing. Or at least add a few dozen "f$%! yeah!"s. Chris, well, he just came along with Amanada. And how can you not bash the living heck out of two virgins who frequently suffer shortness of breath, or panic when in hot, tight places? As much as I didn't want them to win, I was sad when they left because it meant fewer opportunities to bash them. As for K/J, they've proven themselves most bashworthy already. Love 'em or hate 'em, it sure is easy to make fun of them! MEmacmur
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PandaRock 13 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson"
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08-19-03, 04:35 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Which final 3 do YOU wish were still in the race?" |
OKay, this is in descending of order of how they arrived at the finish line:3. Tian and Jaree- confused as whether to insult each other or to complimenht each other in their peculiar semi-lesbian suggestive language(see* for examples), these two manage to pull a third place finsih. * Jaree to Tian, after Tian was pulled through mud and poop by bulls: "You look so hot." Jaree to Tian, after Tian was gotten wet carrying a basket of drippy fish on her head: "You did great, baby." Tian, to the camera after being eliminated: "I got to be the boy." 2. Chip and Reichen, despite several other attempts to make mistakes of the same calibre of Blake and Paige's, use Chip's goodwill towards all creatures, cultures and customs of this Earth to finish second place. 1. Team Guido That's right! Team Guido finally catch up with everyone else and pull off the miracle win. After spending over a year trying to survive in a makeshift shanty in the heart of the Hawaiian jungle, these two stumble across a clue box while scavenging for wild game with Robinson Crusoe, and get back into the race to win the Million.
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