LAST EDITED ON 12-21-11 AT 11:55 PM (EST)1. Because once in a very great while, someone breaks out and announces a career. It's worth waiting for -- barely.
2. In the case of this show, we're about six major flubs away from entering So Bad It's Good territory. There's already a hardcore group watching it just to see how high the fatality count goes.
3. I'm in a pool where I have to guess exactly what Paula and Nicole are on. Two more successfully identified drugs in the mix and I win eighty bucks!
And #4: Excepting the paid professionals and a few of Melanie's last notes, tonight was an Electrolux commercial. And all the audience and judges have to say about it is 'Naked emperors are in this year!'
Paula came very close to saying that a few times. I think she needed more codeine.