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"S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
First of all, congratulations goes out to our Individual Immunity winners who correctly identified the 3 survivors in the Morph-o-matic. The survivors were Peter Harkey, Clarence Black, and Jeff Varner. Smokedog, Das Mole, Tribephyl, and Tungfong all have immunity this week, congrats!

For this week we will do the Individual Immunity challenge in a separate thread so that just for this challenge I can make the deadline 7:59pm EST Thursday April 14th.

One entry per person, but you can edit as many times as you need to up until the deadline.

This challenge was inspired by our very own Aethelstan, thanks Stanley!

It's time to entertain the host,
with an original song parody,
immunity can be yours for the week,
if you finish in the top three.

Make the song about survivors past,
it can be funny, witty, or dry,
just put your pen to paper,
and give this challenge a try.

State the song the tune is sung to,
and be original please,
the best of the best gets a bonus,
but immunity will come in threes!


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... Das Mole 04-08-05 1
 Yay! smokedog 04-08-05 2
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... aethelstan 04-08-05 3
   love it! Angelfood 04-08-05 4
   RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... KObrien_fan 04-09-05 10
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... cuon10 04-08-05 5
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... Das Mole 04-08-05 6
 Inspired by last week's IC....Here ... emydi 04-08-05 7
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... cuon10 04-09-05 8
 Rawb & Ambuh Angelfood 04-09-05 9
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... RudyRules 04-10-05 11
   RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... cuon10 04-10-05 12
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... MJewel 04-11-05 13
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... TungFong 04-12-05 14
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... cadfile 04-13-05 15
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... dreamerbeliever 04-14-05 16
 RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... RudyRules 04-14-05 17
   RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... KObrien_fan 04-14-05 18
       RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Cha... RudyRules 04-15-05 19

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1. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
Hmm...very interesting. Don't worry, I'm a master songwriter

As for my winning immunity...I really wasn't expecting that. I thought I was way off, lol.

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2. "Yay!"
I think this upcoming episode actually has a twinge of doubt. Immunity will be most welcome.

Now i'll have to work on my pipes to win another one.

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3. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
LAST EDITED ON 04-14-05 AT 03:38 PM (EST)

I'm going to submit the Queen parody. I didn't want to fully delete my other one as I don't have a copy of it anywhere else.

To the tune of Beck Hansen's "Loser"

In the time of Vanuatu, I was a hunky
Survivor on my brain you could say I was a junkie
I had my plan in hand, knowing all my enemies
Voting them out and sticking with homies
But something happened when we hit that beach
The Fat Five formed and a lesson they would teach
A challenge came and we couldn't stay on beam
Tribal Council loomed and we knew what that would mean
I tried my spiel and played my game
They all told me another guy that they would name
Don't believe everything that you breathe
Loser lodge beckons if you wear it on your sleeve
Jeff Probst told us all "it's time to vote"
When I saw my name there then I knew I had no hope
Yo snuff it.

Soy un perdidor
I'm Brook Geraghty
So why did you vote me?
(I can't believe this!)
Soy un perdidor
I'm Brook Geraghty
So why did you vote me

Soy un perdidor
I'm Brook Geraghty
So why don't you vote me
(The tribe has spoken)
Soy un perdidor
I'm Brook Geraghty
So why don't you vote me

Official submission


The the tune of Another Bites the Dust by Queen

Jolanda won immunity
by running from the sho'.
She got first pick for her tribe
and they were rearin' to go.

Were they ready? Were they ready for this?
Did they know they would go down to defeat?
Jeff Probst said: "Survivors ready?"
And Koror couldn't be beat yeah

<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
Hey, who's gonna sleep by you?
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust

How do you think they'll get along
With their numbers going down
Jolanda, Ashlee, Jeff and Kim
You've been kicked out one by one

Are you happy? Are you satisfied?
To be voted out toute suite
Next Angie's gone and James is too
'Cause Koror can't be beat. Look out!

<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
Hey, who's gonna sleep by you?
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust

Hey
Ulong - Bite the dust bite the dust
Hey Another 'Long bites the dust
Another 'Long bites the dust ow
Another 'Long bites the dust he he
Another 'Long bites the dust heyeyeyeyyy
Ooh shut out

Any way Ulong tries to win
They get pushed back to the ground
Now Ibrehem?
Did you seen him?
Did they treat him bad and vote him when he's down?

Bob, I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
That Idol's not yours me keep
Bring your torch for me to snuff
And Steph alone will sleep. oh yeah

<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
And another one gone and another one gone
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
Hey, who's gonna sleep with you?
<bump,bump,bump> Another 'Long bites the dust
Shut out!


©Forged by RolldDice, 2004
It is unbecoming for a Cardinal to ski badly --John Paul II

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4. "love it!"
funny, i had that song going thru my head earlier, but thought of ulong. I like how you did it with Brook.
It was pitchy, dawg, but I danced along, so I give you props. *applause*
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10. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
Songs with multiple survivors count, it can be about 1 or more than one, just be creative, it's all good!


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5. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
LAST EDITED ON 04-08-05 AT 04:33 PM (EST)

KOB,
Can we post it here or do you want us to post it on the PTB thread when the thread is up? Creative juices are anxious to post. Thanks.

Duh, never mind. I reread above and should know we can count on you to think of everything. Thanks again.

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6. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
LAST EDITED ON 04-09-05 AT 01:17 PM (EST)

OK, here we go. It's sung in the first person by a certain ex-survivor. See if you can guess who and what season.

Sung to the tune of "Goin' Crazy" by Natalie:

---

EVER SINCE THE DAY I QUIT THAT GAME
FEELIN' SO CRABBY AND OLD
MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN THE SAME
OH, JIFFY, NO
WHEN I GOT RIGHT BACK TO CAMP
JUST AFTER I'D BEEN ON THAT BEAM
I JUST BROKE DOWN (DOWN)

JIFFY, IF I EVER GET THE CHANCE TO VOTE HIM OUT AGAIN, I WILL KICK HIS A$$
CAUSE THE FEELIN' THAT I FEEL WITHIN NO OTHER GUY
COULD EVER MAKE ME GET SO MAD

IT'S NICE TO SMILE WHEN I THINK OF SMASHIN' HIS HEAD
BUT I'D RATHER JUST CRY ON THE BEACH
ACT LIKE A B!TCH*
AND I REALLY WISH THAT HE WAS DEAD

I GOTTA LET YOU KNOW I FELT SO WEAK AFTER THAT RUB
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT'D EVER HAPPEN OUTSIDE OF A CLUB
I GOTTA LET YOU KNOW I FEEL YOU VIOLATED ME
I'LL NEVER CROSS A BEAM AGAIN
I'D AVOID THAT THING

THAT'S RIGHT, DICQUE-AY
YOU MADE ME CRAZY
DON'T WANNA BE YOUR LADY
I'D BEEN VIOLATED
CUZ YOU'RE NASTY, 'SPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE NAKED
STAY AWAY FROM ME, DON'T RUB 'GAINST ME
OR I'LL HAVE TO QUIT, BABY

THAT'S RIGHT, DICQUE-AY
YOU MADE ME CRAZY
DON'T WANNA BE YOUR LADY
I'D BEEN VIOLATED
CUZ YOU'RE NASTY, 'SPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE NAKED
STAY AWAY FROM ME, DON'T RUB 'GAINST ME
OR I'LL HAVE TO QUIT, BABY

BREAK IT DOWN NOW, I'LL TELL YOU WHY I'M SAD
FROM THE SECOND THAT YOU DID THAT I'VE BEEN SO DAMN MAD
MY MIND SEEMS TO CEASE TO EVEN THINK EVERY TIME WE SPEAK
ABOUT WHAT YOU F*CKIN' DID TO ME
I'LL TELL YOU, YOU DISGUST ME
AND YOU'RE NASTY
AND YOU HURT ME
AND YOU SUCK A$$
I WAS ABUSED,
SEXUALLY VIOLATED,
I'D RATHER HAVE EATEN BEAVER POOP
I'M FALLIN' IN MENTAL STATE
CRAZY OVER NOTHIN' I'M CALLIN'
CALLIN' FOR A BOAT
WHEN IS IT GONNA COME?
IT'S TRUE, NO FRONTIN'
I HAD TO QUIT THE GAME
I CAN NO LONGER GO ON AFTER THAT
I'LL JUST BREAK DOWN (DOWN)

I GOTTA LET YOU KNOW I FELT SO WEAK AFTER THAT RUB
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT'D EVER HAPPEN OUTSIDE OF A CLUB
I GOTTA LET YOU KNOW I FEEL YOU VIOLATED ME
I'LL NEVER CROSS A BEAM AGAIN
I'D AVOID THAT THING

THAT'S RIGHT, DICQUE-AY
YOU MADE ME CRAZY
DON'T WANNA BE YOUR LADY
I'D BEEN VIOLATED
CUZ YOU'RE NASTY, 'SPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE NAKED
STAY AWAY FROM ME, DON'T RUB 'GAINST ME
OR I'LL HAVE TO QUIT, BABY

THAT'S RIGHT, DICQUE-AY
YOU MADE ME CRAZY
DON'T WANNA BE YOUR LADY
I'D BEEN VIOLATED
CUZ YOU'RE NASTY, 'SPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE NAKED
STAY AWAY FROM ME, DON'T RUB 'GAINST ME
OR I'LL HAVE TO QUIT, BABY

OOO, EXTREME (OOO)
MAKEOVER (OOO)
DAMN DRA- (OOO)
-MA QUEEN (OOO)

------
*Supposed to be pronounced "Beetch", in Triumph the Insult Comic Dog style or whatever his name is

Anyway, there you go. It could still use a little fine-tuning, I might have to change a few words. Otherwise, it's OK, I think.

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7. "Inspired by last week's IC....Here goes nuttin...."
LAST EDITED ON 04-08-05 AT 08:44 PM (EST)

a refresher

Start the head banging music.....

Clarence Black
He hit the sack
Ate some chicken and almost got trapped.. Ran back to camp, "Boy I'm glad to be back
Yes, I let loose
Near the phants
I'm strong that's kept me hanging about
I went to IC spent 7 hours looking at the sky
'Cause I'm trying for immunity
Forget the (torch)snuffer 'cause I never die
It got down to two
Me and Teresa Cooo
I lost in Rock Paper Scissors, got all wet and now I'm all but through

CHORUS:
'Cause I'm Clarence
Yes, I'm Clarence
Well, I'm Clarence
Yes, I'm Clarence
Well, I'm Clahahaharence, Clahahaharence
(Well) I'm Clarence Black
Yes, I'm Clarence Black

Back in the camp
Of Moto Moji
Number one with a bull's eye on my back
Yes, I'm too strong
For this gang
Now Lex is tellin me that I have to go...
I gotta try to get four more votes for Brandon
Terese, Kelly and Big Tom, I'll plead on
Nobody's gonna take me down without a fight
So look at me now
I'm just trying to make my play
But it's not enough and I get voted out anyway

CHORUS

Well, I'm Clarence, Yes I'm Clarence
Well, I'm Clarence, Yes I'm Clarence
Well, I'm Clarhahaharence, Clahahaharence
Well I'm CLARENCE BLACK
Yes I'm Clarence Black

hooo yeah
Ohh yeah
Yes I am
Oooh yeah, yeah Oh yeah
Back in now
Well I'm Clarence, I'm Clarence
Clarence, I'm Clarence
Clarnce, I'm Clarence
Clarence, I'm Clarence
Clarence, I'm Clarence
Clahaharence
CLARENCE BLACK
Yes I'm Clarence Black

Out of the sight

AC/DC BACK IN BLACK real lyrics



I'm no Stan, but I tried

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8. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
LAST EDITED ON 04-12-05 AT 09:46 AM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 04-11-05 AT 02:59 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 04-11-05 AT 02:55 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 04-09-05 AT 12:36 PM (EST)

LAST EDITED ON 04-09-05 AT 11:55 AM (EST)
This one is to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama"

Survivor fires keep on burnin
Richard Hatch could really play the game
Remembering word's of Sue's wisdom
Of Kelli W's deceptive play
It is survivor history still today

Well Colby D, I've read all about him
Well, I've heard of Elizabeth Filarski too
She is on "The View" on ABC
Had a little baby girl named Grace, brand new baby

Sweet game called Survivor
Where Brian's alliance was not so true
Sweet game called Survivor
Lord of the Flies it's kinda based on u

In Indianapolis they love Survivor
and all the other Rupert fans they do to
Now Jon Fairplay's lies didn't bother me
Did his lies bother you?
Tell the truth now

Sweet game called Survivor
Where Vecepia's brief alliance was not so true
Sweet game called Survivor
Lord of Flies it's kinda based on u
What's going on Survivor casting

Now Survivor casting has the power
But Osten T. and Kim became a dud or two
We didn't really understand them
But Kathy OB, Sondra and Chris did have a clue
Were Joanne,Jeanne and Peter clueless,too?

Sweet game called Survivor
Where alliances aren't so true
Sweet game called Survivor
Lord of the Flies it's kinda based on u

Sweet game called Survivor
no more ghost tribes please
Where players like BRob aren't so true
And the castoff Tom gets so blue
Sweet game called Survivor
Lord of the flies it's kinda based on u
Yea, yea we watched Rich,Ethan&Amber come on through

U may hum the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama" while reading this

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9. "Rawb & Ambuh"
Rawb & Ambuh
to the tune of
John Mellencamp's - Jack And Diane

Little ditty, about Rawb and Ambuh-har
2 Millionaire DAWs finding love on the All-Star.
Rawby goin' be a reality tv star
Ambuh's riding on his coattails, but he won her a car.

Suckin' on chili dog outside the Drive-In Movie
Ambuh sittin' on Rawby's lap, got his hands between her knees
Rawby say, "Hey Ambuh, let's run off hind' shady tree"
Give the cameraman a love-shot or two, now do what I please.

Say uh, oh yeah DAWs go on
Long after the thrill of winning is gone
Say uh, oh yeah DAWs go on
Long after the thrill of winning is gone. They walk on.

Rawby sits back, collects his thoughts for the moment
Scratches his head like the Neanderthal he is
"Well then Ambuh, I'm gonna lie, cheat and backstab"
Ambuh says "Baby, you just earned another kiss"
Rawby say uh,

Oh yeah DAWs go on
Long after the thrill of winning is gone
Oh yeah they say DAWs go on
Long after the thrill of winning is gone

At the Finale, Rawb proposed to Ambuhr
Let's stay together as long as there's a camera!!!
Hold onto 15 minutes of fame as long as they can
Gonna do The Amazing Race 7, and be winners again.

Oh yeah, DAWs go on
Long after the thrill of winning is gone
Oh yeah, they say DAWs go on
Long after the thrill of winning is gone

Little ditty, about Rawb and Ambuh-er
Two Millionaires desperately seeking their happily-ever-after.

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11. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
Holy Carp,
There's some tough competition!
I don't know if I'll have time to get that creative.


"Them people had to be pretty dumb to make their camp in a riverbed." - Rudy Boesch

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12. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
Sure you will, Rudy Rules. It is not fun if there is not enough competition. Just give it a try, you might be surprised.
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13. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
LAST EDITED ON 04-11-05 AT 10:46 PM (EST)

Sung to the Tune of The Beverly Hillbillies:

Come and listen to a story about a man named Rob
A poor excuse of a man, never did Amber wed
Then one day he was shootin off his mouth
and next thing ya know he was on Amazin' Race

Phil's show that is, One team, Another million

Well the first thing ya know Rombers in the lead lane
Amber said Rob we can win this race
Said that redneck piece of trash aint got nothin on us
So they slinked and they slunk and moved to the finish

Line, that is.

Old Couples, Odd Couples

The Romberly Hayseeds

{Sung at the end of the show:}

Well now it's time to say good-bye to Rob and all his lies
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly tunin in
Your all invited back again to this CBS Show
To have a heapin helpin of their reality tv

Romberly that is. Set a spell. Pop some popcorn. Y'all come back now y'hear?

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14. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
Ok KO, these immunity challenges are getting tougher each week.

Original song title: Look at me by Geri Halliwell

Modified it to suit Neleh Dennis’s adventure from Survivor Marqueses also the same song title.

I hope you’re familiar with the song but if you’re not, I’ve added some dance move so you can at least follow. Just don’t slip and fall

Are you ready…..

Good looking, sweet tasting
(*right mambo, left mambo*)

Small body, tinny weenie
(*right sway, left sway*)

Fun living, happy fitting
(*right mambo, left mambo*

What you see ain’t what you’re getting
(*right sway, left sway*)

Big shake-up, nice make-up
(*right mambo, left mambo*)

(Chorus)
Look at me
(*box step right*)

You can’t underestimate me because this face is me
(*box step left, chest press and shimmer body*)

Oh my heck! Open your eyes and look at me
(*box step right, then left*

I’m a drama queen and if you can’t see, Oh think!
(*right sashay, left sashay*

I can even do reality


Parang swing, all revealing
(*right mambo, left mambo*)

The Rotu four, you will pay for
(*right sway, left sway*)

Quick thinking, strategic talking
(*right mambo, left mambo*

Now you see and this is what you’re getting
(*right sway, left sway*)

Stop fooling, fast moving
(*right mambo, left mambo*

Rotu four downing, simply loving
(*right rumba front, left rumba front*)

New feeling, new beginning
(*right mambo, left mambo*)

Superficial expectations
(*right rumba back, left left rumba back*)

(repeat chorus)

Sometimes I don’t recognize my face
(*box xstep right*)

I look into my eyes and find courage
(*sashay right, sashay left*)

My little manipulation tell a story
(*box step left*)

I see it all, it has full of glory
(*sashay right, sashay left*)

Oh my heck!

(repeat chorus)

Come and look at me now
(*box step right, double turn*)

This face is me

Is this a fantasy?
(*rumba right, rumba left*)

I want the money
(* box step left, double turn*)

Now that you see

I’m a drama queen and if you can’t see

(*rumba right, rumba left, placed right leg behind at the end*)


S9 ABC Red Ink Winner
Okay, I admit, it's hideous! At least I tried to be creative

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15. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
Ode to Jenna M.

sung to the tune "What Can I Do" by The Corrs

I haven't slept at all in days
Willing to drop my drawers for peanut butter
I may not have a large rack
I just look good in my Zeta Crown

What can I do to make you love me
What can I do to make you care
What can I say to make you feel this
What can I do to get you there

I only have so much weight to lose
A breeze may come up and send me away
And who knows I might feel better, yeah
If I don't make it to the final three

What can I do to make you love me
What can I do to make you care
What can I say to make you feel this
What can I do to get you there

No more waiting, no more, aching...
No more fighting, no more, trying...

Maybe there's nothing more to say
Ethan you can be my snuggle daddy
Although I broke down at the end
I'm the sole Survivor on the Amazon

What can I do to make you love me
(What can I do to make you love me)
What can I do to make you care
(What can I do to make you care)
What can I say to make you feel this
(What can I do to make you love me)
What can I do to get you there
(What can I do to make you care)
What can I do to make you love me
(What can I do to make you love me)
What can I do to make you care
(What can I do to make you care)
What can I change to make you feel this
(What can I do to make you love me)
What can I do to get you there
(What can I do to make you care)

And love me... love me...

Fade out


I use to be a photon in the wavelength continuum, but now I wear pants and talk.

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04-14-05, 02:12 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
Get ready to toss your cookies Rupert bashers, teehee Thanks for the fun immunity idear KO, I had fun!

The Cure - Pictures of You

I’ve been searching so long for a Survivor like you
That I almost believed that you would never be seen
I was watching for six seasons for a Survivor like you
That I almost believe that the pictures on my TV
were not real

Rupert
I saw you swimming quiet in the ocean
As you swam with all your heart to feed the tribe
They began to plot as the waves came in
Keeping you close
How I wish you knew of my fears
Rupert
I saw you yelling through the night
Jon had a heart smaller and colder than a flake of snow
And you continued to scream at the make-believe
Known as Fairplay
You never did realize that it’s all just a game
And you needed to let it all go

Rupert
I saw you fall into the arms of your wife
Crying for the warmth of her heart
You held her so tight
With such might
Lost in the moment
That I thought she could break
Rupert
Remembering how you used to be
The provider
You were not the schemer
Which is why more than anything
You slipped not so quietly
Onto the Jury
Being the second member is no reason to be ashamed

If only you’d know of the right words to say
You could have held on to your dream
If only you’d know of the right words to say
You would have won the million sooner
Like six other Survivors before you did

Seeing only nine episodes of pictures of you
Was just not enough
Than came all-stars and you could continue to play the game true
But always they were ready to vote you out
They were not a Survivor like you

There was nothing in the world
That I ever wanted more
Than to see you win a million because of me
There was nothing in the world
That I ever wanted more
Than to see you roar with delight
And those were the pictures I saw of you
Rupert

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04-14-05, 04:13 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
LAST EDITED ON 04-15-05 AT 03:39 PM (EST)

Tribute to Sean Kenniff:

To the tune of “The Witch Doctor”
by Alvin and the Chipmunks:

My friend the neuro-doc, he didn’t know what to do
Poor Sean the neuro-doc, he didn’t know what to do
And then the neuro-doc, he told me what he’d do
He said it’s

A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong

My friend the neuro-doc, you cannot play this game
Poor Sean the neuro-doc, your strategy is lame
And Sean, the neuro-doc, he cast his votes this way
He said it’s

A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong

You always say you cast your vote based on the alphabet
And it’s clear that it wasn’t very smart
And because of that you got a lot of people all upset
This is not the way for you to outsmart

My friend the neuro-doc, for an educated guy
My friend the neuro-doc, you wrote your own goodbye
I know that you will have regrets

A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong


My friend the neuro-doc, you cannot play this game
Poor Sean the neuro-doc, your strategy is lame
And Sean, the neuro-doc, he cast his votes this way
He said it’s

A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong


Oh, baby

A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong

A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong
A B C D E F G , I am such a ding-dong

Edited to change name!!!


"Them people had to be pretty dumb to make their camp in a riverbed." - Rudy Boesch

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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings
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04-14-05, 04:41 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
Um Rudy my dear, I believe you want your tribute to be to Sean Kenniff, not Sean Rector...


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04-15-05, 03:38 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: S10 PTB Individual Immunity Challenge for Week 9"
OOOPS!
Yes. THAT Sean!



"Them people had to be pretty dumb to make their camp in a riverbed." - Rudy Boesch

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