Gift certificates to Popeye's, for, of
>course, Toni.
LOL!

complete safe sex
>package with all varieties of
>condoms and the morning after
>pill, reminding them of Kristin.

I think that a full bottle of antibiotics would serve as a better reminder.

I think that the only prize that would be 100% beneficial to the Barbies and 100% detrimental to the originals would be "tickets back to paradise" in 5 years to see who the real winners are. Gosh, I love my high school reunions!

I've had my bad experiences with massive mystery prizes that turned out to be hams. This one time, at band camp....actually, my car needed a new timing belt. The Golden Wrench garage did a terrible job on mine and I had to take it back 6 times. The seventh time, I said "So what are you guys going to do for me...this has been a really bad experience." The owner said "Oh, don't worry! Yoool be sooo happee!" I told him, "No, I need to know, or I won't be bringing it back in." He said "I promise, yoool be happee." Stupid me took it back in instead of putting a stop payment. My massive mystery prize? Two free oil changes at that stinking place (anybody want 'em?). My only advise to Dave? Run! Methinks that massive mystery prize is going to..uh..hurt.