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"Spring Break!!!"
This morning, I was walking back from the library when I came upon two girls talking about what they did for spring break.

Girl 1: Guess what I did over spring break?

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1 (lifts sweatshirt)

Girl 2 (squeals): You didn't?

Girl 1: I did!

Girl 2: They look great! Guess what?

Girl 1: What?

Girl 2 (raises sweatshirt)

Girl 1: OH MY GOD!!!! You too?!!!!

Girls 1 and 2: SQUEEEEAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!


Apparently, breast augmentation was the spring break choice this year.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Spring Break!!! HobbsofMI 03-18-08 1
   RE: Spring Break!!! Spanky68 03-18-08 2
   RE: Spring Break!!! Scuba Steve 03-18-08 29
 Implants are the least sexy thing IceCat 03-18-08 3
   RE: Implants are the least sexy thi... kingfish 03-18-08 7
       RE: Implants are the least sexy thi... nailbone 03-18-08 21
 RE: Spring Break!!! kingfish 03-18-08 4
   RE: Spring Break!!! mrc 03-18-08 5
       RE: Spring Break!!! kingfish 03-18-08 9
           RE: Spring Break!!! mrc 03-18-08 10
               RE: Spring Break!!! newsomewayne 03-19-08 33
                   RE: Spring Break!!! byoffer 03-19-08 34
           RE: Spring Break!!! Snidget 03-18-08 14
   RE: Spring Break!!! Spanky68 03-18-08 6
       RE: Spring Break!!! Snidget 03-18-08 12
   RE: Spring Break!!! anotherkim 03-19-08 32
       RE: Spring Break!!! mrc 03-19-08 35
       RE: Spring Break!!! arkiegrl 03-19-08 36
 RE: Spring Break!!! Estee 03-18-08 8
   RE: Spring Break!!! mrc 03-18-08 11
   RE: Spring Break!!! Snidget 03-18-08 13
       RE: Spring Break!!! Spanky68 03-18-08 15
       RE: Spring Break!!! Estee 03-18-08 16
           RE: Spring Break!!! byoffer 03-18-08 17
               RE: Spring Break!!! kingfish 03-18-08 18
 RE: Spring Break!!! whoami 03-18-08 19
 RE: Spring Break!!! ARnutz 03-18-08 20
   RE: Spring Break!!! mrc 03-18-08 24
 RE: Spring Break!!! nailbone 03-18-08 22
 RE: Spring Break!!! byoffer 03-18-08 23
   RE: Spring Break!!! mrc 03-18-08 25
 RE: Spring Break!!! jbug 03-18-08 26
 *looks up* foonermints 03-18-08 27
 RE: Spring Break!!! Tenorsaxy 03-18-08 28
 RE: Spring Break!!! AyaK 03-18-08 30
   RE: Spring Break!!! byoffer 03-18-08 31
   RE: Spring Break!!! Estee 03-19-08 37
   RE: Spring Break!!! HobbsofMI 03-19-08 38

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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings
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03-18-08, 12:23 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
I'll never understand why women do it so young....but then I'm not a oobies man.


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03-18-08, 12:25 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
I agree that oobs are overrated. I don't mind them, but I don't think I've ever been as oob-obsessed as the stereotypes say I am supposed to be. My Lovely Bride is all natural, and I wouldn't want her any other way.


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03-18-08, 08:08 PM (EST)
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29. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
There was one girl in my senior class that definitely looked like she had implants. That is definitely too young. I don't mind much when they get to college, but then again, I am an oobie man.


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03-18-08, 12:29 PM (EST)
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3. "Implants are the least sexy thing"

... in the world.

Bolt-on plastic bags filled with salty water.

Don't that just get yer mojo risin'?

*shudder*

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03-18-08, 12:37 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Implants are the least sexy thing"
"Bolt-on plastic bags filled with salty water.

Don't that just get yer mojo risin'?"

Hey, paint them pink and slap a couple of nipples on,

.. and whoa baby....

(OK, it's doesn't sound too good that way. But it is a subject that is worthy of repeated close examinations, and a lot of data gathering from a wide array of sources).

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03-18-08, 03:03 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Implants are the least sexy thing"
You know what they say...once you've seen one set of oobies, you wanna see 'em all.

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03-18-08, 12:30 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Isn't spring break going on now? Or just last week? or next week? They must have been showing each other lines the doc makes before cutting, or fresh bandages. It does still require surgery, right?

Or that they had discovered over spring break 'new girly feelings', and were about to show more? (My theory).

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03-18-08, 12:34 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Let's just say, there was hefting of said augmented body parts that suggested that the work had been completed.


Bunnies eat nerds.
Our break was last week.

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03-18-08, 12:45 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-08 AT 12:46 PM (EST)

"...there was hefting of said augmented body parts..."

Thus supporting my pet theory.

(if the job was complete, w/stitches out, swelling (unintended swelling) down, there was some miracle healing involved. Sounds like the girls might have taken a little extra time off.)

BTW - More power to women (and men, I guess) who wish to stay natural, add a few inches, take some off, or just reshape. What ever it takes for one to feel good about themselves and live a happier life, more power.

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03-18-08, 12:52 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Good point. I hadn't thought about that. I guess you don't just slap on a bag of frozen peas for a few hours, huh?

Tribefied

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03-19-08, 06:38 AM (EST)
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33. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
I did for my surgery.


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34. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
And how many cup sizes did you increase?


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03-18-08, 01:01 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-08 AT 01:04 PM (EST)

Well I haven't paid attention here but when I was in Graduate school the students that were likely to be the type to do this usually left at least a few days early for break.

I think if you did it the Thursday or Friday before Spring Break you could be mostly recovered when going back to school, as long as you weren't going for the extra large kind which I think take longer to recover from.

ETA http://www.breastimplants4you.com/breast_augmentation_recovery_faq.htm#10.

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03-18-08, 12:36 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
sn't spring break going on now?

Most of the Central Texas schools had spring break last week


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03-18-08, 12:53 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
UNC had spring break last week as well.

However the schedule seems to vary quite a bit from place to place.

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03-19-08, 04:22 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Spring Break!!!"

ours doesn't start until this Friday. Two weeks. I can.not.wait.

Kimmah Says
--we schedule around Mule Day, so we're always in April, though.

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35. "RE: Spring Break!!!"

Bunnies eat nerds.
Ah, Mule Day!
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36. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Spring time with Tribe
Mule Day. *snort* Maybe this will be the year I experience it.

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03-18-08, 12:43 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Honestly? What amazes me most about this encounter is that neither one knew the other well enough to pick out a potentially-major change in their supposed friend's body. Sweatshirts, even baggy ones, don't hide that much.


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11. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
They were wearing sweatshirts, but neither of them appeared large to my untrained eyes.


Parvati--all natural.

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03-18-08, 12:58 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Baggy enough clothes could hide the up a cup size or two thing that a lot of people do.

I'm not sure if you could do the can't miss no matter what you are wearing surgery over spring break and be up and back to school.

A lot of boob jobs you can't miss, but if they only went up to like a C cup and it wasn't out of proportion with their body you might not notice with baggy clothes.

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15. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Maybe they were big Tracey fans and wanted to um...stand out like she does so prominently on Survivor.

http://community.realitytvworld.com/boards/DCForumID1/3786.shtml


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03-18-08, 01:23 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
I assumed the sweatshirts were fairly baggy -- but for those at the low end of the alphabet, an increase of one letter isn't hard to spot, and two is generally a dead giveaway unless you're walking with your shoulders tucked in while looking straight down in an outfit four sizes too large. As such, my opinion of their mutual observation abilities remains at 'yeesh'.

Come to think of it, what's really impressive is the outpatient healing time involved here. Some augmentations are more complicated than others and need a longer postsurgical recovery period -- but to be at the 'look at me!' stage with an assumed healing schedule of spring break? Wow.

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17. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Thanks for the update, Chestee.


*runs*

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18. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
(in my "estee" voice)

That's Cookie to you, Halibut!!

(Hey, that was fun).

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19. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
One of my favorite subjects.


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03-18-08, 02:47 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Are you sure they weren't just showing off new tattoos? ...or piercings?
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24. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
There were t-shirts under the sweatshirts, so no visible skin. I suppose there could have been nipple piercings involved but 1) I didn't look all that closely when the gal hefted her boobs, and 2) it pains me even to think about pierced nipples.


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22. "RE: Spring Break!!!"


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23. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Do you teach at the highschool level?

I would have thought college spring breaks were earlier in the year, and gosh I hope you don't teach younger than HS.


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25. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
College spring breaks vary depending on the quarter/semester system and other things, but ours was last week. A colleague of mine has hers next week, which seems criminal.


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26. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
I thought you were going to say they got piercings!
ouch!
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27. "*looks up*"
*records names of potential shareholders*


Stupid Bear Stearns. OBE Oobies cannot collapse!
*prepares to accept the new "Amero" currency*

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28. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Gross.


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30. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-08 AT 08:14 PM (EST)

An Emperor Club version of the same scene....

Girl 1: Guess who I did over spring break?

Girl 2: Who?

Girl 1 (opens newspaper, points to picture of Eliot Spitzer)

Girl 2 (squeals): You didn't?

Girl 1: I did!

Girl 2: How much did you get?

Girl 1: Enough to pay for the whole year.

Girl 2: Guess what?

Girl 1: What?

Girl 2 (opens newspaper, points to picture of Paul McCartney)

Girl 1: OH MY GOD!!!! You too?!!!!

Girls 1 and 2: SQUEEEEAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!

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31. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
AyaK, that is frellin' brilliant!


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37. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
Oh, come on. That's totally unfair. Who hasn't been with Paul?
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03-19-08, 09:41 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Spring Break!!!"
LAST EDITED ON 03-19-08 AT 09:43 AM (EST)

Should have made it the new Gov. David Paterson...

New NY governor admits affairs years ago

Edit: or Joe Francis's Girls Gone Wild Bus Crew: Spitzer escort's 'Girls Gone Wild' videos surface


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