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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Spring Break!!!"
mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 12:21 PM (EST)
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"Spring Break!!!" |
This morning, I was walking back from the library when I came upon two girls talking about what they did for spring break.Girl 1: Guess what I did over spring break? Girl 2: What? Girl 1 (lifts sweatshirt) Girl 2 (squeals): You didn't? Girl 1: I did! Girl 2: They look great! Guess what? Girl 1: What? Girl 2 (raises sweatshirt) Girl 1: OH MY GOD!!!! You too?!!!! Girls 1 and 2: SQUEEEEAAALLLLLL!!!!!!! Apparently, breast augmentation was the spring break choice this year.
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IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 12:29 PM (EST)
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3. "Implants are the least sexy thing" |
... in the world.Bolt-on plastic bags filled with salty water. Don't that just get yer mojo risin'? *shudder*
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 12:37 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Implants are the least sexy thing" |
"Bolt-on plastic bags filled with salty water.Don't that just get yer mojo risin'?" Hey, paint them pink and slap a couple of nipples on, .. and whoa baby.... (OK, it's doesn't sound too good that way. But it is a subject that is worthy of repeated close examinations, and a lot of data gathering from a wide array of sources).
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kingfish 20752 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 12:45 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Spring Break!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-08 AT 12:46 PM (EST)"...there was hefting of said augmented body parts..." Thus supporting my pet theory. (if the job was complete, w/stitches out, swelling (unintended swelling) down, there was some miracle healing involved. Sounds like the girls might have taken a little extra time off.) BTW - More power to women (and men, I guess) who wish to stay natural, add a few inches, take some off, or just reshape. What ever it takes for one to feel good about themselves and live a happier life, more power.
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-19-08, 07:10 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Spring Break!!!" |
Bunnies eat nerds. Ah, Mule Day!
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 02:47 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Spring Break!!!" |
Are you sure they weren't just showing off new tattoos? ...or piercings?
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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 03:54 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: Spring Break!!!" |
I thought you were going to say they got piercings! ouch!
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AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-18-08, 08:13 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Spring Break!!!" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-08 AT 08:14 PM (EST)An Emperor Club version of the same scene.... Girl 1: Guess who I did over spring break? Girl 2: Who? Girl 1 (opens newspaper, points to picture of Eliot Spitzer) Girl 2 (squeals): You didn't? Girl 1: I did! Girl 2: How much did you get? Girl 1: Enough to pay for the whole year. Girl 2: Guess what? Girl 1: What? Girl 2 (opens newspaper, points to picture of Paul McCartney) Girl 1: OH MY GOD!!!! You too?!!!! Girls 1 and 2: SQUEEEEAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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03-19-08, 09:09 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Spring Break!!!" |
Oh, come on. That's totally unfair. Who hasn't been with Paul?
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