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"LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go"
tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-16-05, 05:27 PM (EST)
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"LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
The following post may be rated pg18+. The wheels at roulette went round and round round and round round and round. The wheels at roulette went round and round which brought my total down. Our host just kept buying another round another round another round. Our host just kept buying another round Till we all fell down. Cutsy's tooshie is quite round is quite round is quite round. Cutsy's tooshie is quite round. when she wears no gown. Now our bus has run aground run aground run aground. Now our bus has run aground Right in front of ... <gasp> KO's Oldethyme Curiousity Shoppe!Hmmm...well. Okay, everyone remain calm. It seems that the bus has a flat tire. This will definitely lengthen our busride back to the Lodge. So ... I might suggest that you all take a moment to stretch or take a potty break. Maybe you could take a tour through KO's Fyne Establishmynt. But, before you go running off ... "6 weeks down" results. We have some winners to announce ... Due to the Jim's Casino FieldTrip, some of you have become quite rich. Now's the time to collect on the winnings from both the PiggyBankChallenge and the Casino. As stated many times before, $1.00 = 1 point. Anything less then $1.00 will not be enough to make an exchange. But to make things easier ... I've already added all but $1.00(and change) into your scores. This $1.00+ is the entrance fee for going into KO's Shoppe. If you decide to not go into "KO's Oldethyme Curiosity Shoppe", I will turn that Buck back into a Point. But I suggest you go in. KO is quite notoriuos and hardly ever disappoints. Now as to the actual show. The RC was actually a merge. So no RC Loser points were given. Although if I can point out one that was still a Loser. It was, without a doubt, TOM! Sometimes I really wish I was there, on the island, he was 1 shot and 2 words away from being mine. Oh jeezus, now I've gone too far! Can't blame me for being a loserlover though. Specially 6-pack losers. Or 2 words away from being really naughty losers. Stephenie was the biggest TreeDork this week as she sobbed openly while reading one of JP's stupid Rhyming poems. She was crying so badly that she eventually ran screaming from TreeMail and jumped in her boat, rowed over to Koror and made Gregg read the rest of the poem. She was awarded with a Koror Buff. (Nothing like the smell of a new buff!) The CheekyTikiHand-Off was from Tom. I think he was probably just remembering the good time we had together last night. He just didn't want to let the monkey go. Janu voted for ... Stephenie. Boy, was she out of the loop or what? Not to mention, Coby. Who was soooo out of the loop that he voted for Janu. Da Votes split, 7 for Coby ... 1 for Stephenie ... 1 for Janu. Now as to the winnings at Jim's Casino... Confessionals Game Results 1st Confessional - Steph (2x) 2nd Confessional - Ian (1.75x) 3rd Confessional - Coby (1.5x) 4th Confessional - Jenn (1.25x) 5th Confessional - Tom (1x) 6th Confessional - Gregg (.75x) 7th Confessional - Katie (.5x) No Confessionals - Janu and Caryn (0x) Luckily, no one picked Janu or Caryn, so I didn't have to deal with a rule change. The "Steph" Game Ian (8x) said "Steph" or "Stephanie" first. Target Game Janu (5x) Steph (5x) Wrong Guess (0x) I was a little surprised that more than two people got votes. I guess that's good news for the Casino Players, huh? Final Totals Emydi - $25.80 Das Mole - $27.60 Mo0 - $15.70 alwaysintruble1 - $22.20 Molaholic - $17.50 tvgeek401 - $15.80 JohnMc - $21.00 aethelstan - $22.45 Scarlett O Hara - $30.20 txmomma26 - $6.05 Dakota - $19.75 ohmyheck - $15.50 kingfish - $25.00 Whoami - $7.65 (didnt play) LookeeLoo - $30.80 Surveysez - $12.90 tribephyl - $9.27 CutsyTootsy - $9.20 FlowerPower - $34.80 Name ~ JimsCasino winnings (weekly score) previous total = wk 6 results. +EntranceFee surveysez ~ 11 (14) 110 = 135 +$1.90 whoami ~ 6 (18) 99 = 123 +$1.65 alwaysintruble ~ 21 (14) 85 = 120 +$1.20 Das Mole ~ 26 (16) 76 = 118 +$1.60 tvgeek ~ 14 (19) 79 = 112 +$1.80 emydi ~ 24 (12) 71 = 107 +$1.80 aethelstan ~ 21 (14) 71 = 106 +$1.45 JohnMc ~ 20 (8) 77 = 105 +$1.00 LookeeLoo ~ 29 (8) 67 = 104 +$1.80 CutsyTootsy ~ 8 (12) 82 = 102 +$1.20 ohmyheck ~ 14 (5) 81 = 100 +$1.50 molaholic ~ 16 (17) 58 = 91 +$1.50 kingfish ~ 24 (12) 51 = 87 +$1.00 Flowerpower ~ 33 (12) 33 = 78 +$1.80 Scarlett O'Hara ~ 29 (18) 25 = 72 +$1.20 Dakota ~ 18 (8) 33 = 59 +$1.75 txmomma ~ 5 (12) 41 = 58 +$1.05 MoO ~ 14 (7) 23 = 44 +$1.70 tribephyl ~ 8 (1) 21 = 30 +$1.27
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4.5 weeks to go entry Down the path, just past "KO's Oldethyme Curiosity Shoppe", is the infamous Giant Goat-Cam. Take a moment to stick your head up it's end and give your answers to the following 5 questions. 1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. (3 each) 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. (4) 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out (5) 4. Who does Caryn vote for? (4) 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. (1 point per vote) Bonus: KO will be along soon to explain the special bonus this week. Look for her post below.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LodgeNotes:
* Thanks a ton Jims. That was really fun. And quite profitable for some. * Sorry, 'bout the delay losers. I'll get this bus up and running soon. * guppy, you never cease to amaze me. Keep up the good fight! * stan, try not to lock yourself into GiantGoat-Cam. I definitely don't have a key. And kathliam is back at the lodge. * the official list of pre-approved losers (if they dare to enter) Iminheretowin Ryrie Rae Samboohoo RoadKill okaloosajohn esquire sittem PagongRatEater I_AM_HE laureli SurvivorScott Divawife clemsonbeav RudyRules GuessItRains snoopydog Gothmog Kermit the Vixen newsomewayne redbeard Oscirus GTMike Adricharlie Geg Venom Gracie_TAR VikingCrown Auzzie Gerbees mikey molaholic Angelfood seahorse Bebo spacey * Good Luck! * OutPun! OutPrank! OutParty! Official Rules:Deadline: Thursday at 8pm eastern (5pm pacific!) No Entry = -50%points. 3 No Entries in a row = funerary proceedings. Questions and Point Values will change all the time. I will make sure to include both in each weeks thread. New entrants will be accepted at any time. You do not have to be a loser to join, just get used to being called one. New entrants will start with 0, whenever it is that you decide to enter. A one-time boot bonus of 5 points will be given to each player who has actually been booted from ABC, PTB, LOD, OfficePool or PQM. This bonus is not retroactive nor is it multiplied by losing in all 5 of the games named. tribe
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Mo0 427 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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04-16-05, 06:53 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-17-05 AT 10:40 PM (EST)Does the bar serve Mountain Dew Livewire? I needs mah caffeine. 1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. (3 each) Janu and Caryn 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. (4) Stephenie 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out (5) Janu 4. Who does Caryn vote for? (4) Janu 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. (1 point per vote) Janu and Caryn Bonus game #1- Guess the Loser 1. Was born before Kennedy was shot 2. Has something in common with Kennedy's would be assassin 3. Their home state is a city 4. Was not challenged much 5. Male Frank Garrison. Bonus Game #2- PTB Re-entry Game Vote getter: Choose only two- 2 points for each vote the players get including the bootee. Janu and Stephenie RC: Choose up to two- 5 points for each that wins reward. Stephenie and Ian IC: Choose only one- 10 points Stephenie Exile: Which player will be exiled this episode? Choose only one- worth 10 points Janu First questioned by Jeff at TC: Choose only one- worth 5 points Tom First Confessional: Choose only one- worth 7 points Stephenie Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Choose only one- worth 5 points Dreamer Believer Who will get the low score at PTB this week? (Note: From the regular players not red-inkers) worth 8 points Oh My Heck -Mo0cow-- I'm not stupid, just selectively ignorant.
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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-17-05, 07:30 AM (EST)
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2. "KObrien_Fan's Olde Thyme Curiousity Shoppe" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-05 AT 12:24 PM (EST) Welcome to Kobrien_Fan's Olde-Thyme Curiosity ShoppeCome on in guys! Welcome to my curiousity shoppe, you will like it here, what makes it so curious you wonder? First things first, make yourself at home, grab a rum punch (that will be $1 please), and relax. I have so many special bonuses for you to participate in today. Also let me just say that Loser Lodge has served you all well. I see so many familiar faces here, it is so good to see you all again. John Mc, I miss you babe, but I see you have plenty of eye candy to keep you company around here. I don't suppose you miss me all that much what with Cutsy and FP and Scarlett and Lookeeloo keeping you occupied. And how is my man Stan doing? What, not at the top of the losers list? You are slipping my friend! And I see the Mole twins are up to there old tricks. Tribe sweeping up the basement? Oh my heck, is that Oh My Heck? How on earth did you get here? Whoami is right behind, and there is TVGeek, hey you two. Always is still in truble, need some more rum punch? TXmomma and Dakota have made their presence known, howdy good to see ya. The Kingfish is here, wow, I miss your writing dude, you were made for my last immunity challenge, we did song parodies. MoO, even though your place in the loser lodge hall of shame is written on the walls of this fine establishment, you must pack your bags and rejoin us at the ABC. Don't fear though, you still belong here because of a recent torch snuffing in PTB. Survey, wow tops of all the losers in loser-dom, way to go, be proud man! Last but certainly not least is Emydi, I expect you to come in 4th, ok? Now on to what you really want, the ways to make up some bonus points. Bonus game #1- Guess the Loser You only get one guess... I am thinking of one specific loser from survivors past (not including this season). I will give you 5 clues, your job is to come up with the correct first and last name. The bonus is worth 10 points if you get it right, but... If you are the only one to get the correct answer, then you get 5 x the bonus points, if there are two correct answers, they each get 3 x the bonus points. If three or more answer correctly, then it is worth the 10 points each. 1. Was born before Kennedy was shot 2. Has something in common with Kennedy's would be assassin 3. Their home state is a city 4. Was not challenged much 5. Male Bonus Game #2- PTB Re-entry Game So you want to re-enter the PTB? Here is your one and only chance to do this! If you are already in the PTB, then the points you get for this will go to your loser lodge score. All points won in this bonus will go to your loser lodge totals, the highest overall bonus score will be re-entered to the PTB under the re-entry rules that are forthcoming. If a player was not ever in the PTB, they will enter the game with the average score of the current PTB players. You are all trying to get these answers right, you do not need to answer them all, but there is no negative points, so why not try? Vote getter: Choose only two- 2 points for each vote the players get including the bootee. RC: Choose up to two- 5 points for each that wins reward. IC: Choose only one- 10 points Exile: Which player will be exiled this episode? Choose only one- worth 10 points First questioned by Jeff at TC: Choose only one- worth 5 points First Confessional: Choose only one- worth 7 points Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Choose only one- worth 5 points Who will get the low score at PTB this week? (Note: From the regular players not red-inkers) worth 8 points In case of a tie, the person in the tie with the earliest post will be declared the winner. That's the bonus games, thank you Tribe for letting me make a guest appearance. I sure hope you get that bus fixed so that the rest of your field trip is uneventful. Or not. If you don't know by now it killed the cat, so maybe grab another rum punch and stop wondering
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Das Mole 2366 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Seventeen Magazine Model"
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04-17-05, 02:10 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-05 AT 08:42 AM (EST)1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. (3 each) Janu, Caryn 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. (4) Janu 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out (5) Janu 4. Who does Caryn vote for? (4) Janu 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. (1 point per vote) Janu, Katie Casino-esque related things I'll cash in $26.00 for 26 points and pay the $1.60 to get into the lovely Old-Thyme Curiosity Shoppe de KO. Bonus Games in said Shoppe Guess the Loser- Frank Garrison --- PTB Re-Entry Game- Still in it, so this is for some pupintos in the Lodge of Losers. Vote getter: Janu, Katie RC: Ian, Tom IC: Stephenie Exile: Janu First questioned by Jeff at TC: Ian First Confessional: Janu Who will get the high score at PTB this week? dreamerbeliever Who will get the low score at PTB this week? laureli
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-17-05, 06:06 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
Is this thing on? Is this thing on? Why is it so dark? Why is it so dark? Why is there an echo? Why is there an echo? Why does is smell like goat butt? Why does it smell like goat butt? And why is there a picture of Big Tom on the wall? And why is there a picture of Big Tom on the wall? <pulling head out of humongous goat tookas> Tribe, you've got to do something about the cleaning staff here...
1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. (3 each) Janu, Jenn.2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. (4) Gregg.3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out (5) Janu.4. Who does Caryn vote for? (4) Stephenie.5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. (1 point per vote) Janu, Jenn.KO's Oldethyme Curiosity Shoppe Hey, can I get a senior discount here?Guess the Loser 1. Was born before Kennedy was shot 2. Has something in common with Kennedy's would be assassin 3. Their home state is a city 4. Was not challenged much 5. Male Will post later (baring another senior moment/major brain fart), but one quick question/comment/snark. By would be assassin, are you telling us that youre a conspiracy believer?Bonus Game #2- PTB Re-entry Game Vote getter: Choose only two- 2 points for each vote the players get including the bootee. Janu, Jenn.RC: Choose up to two- 5 points for each that wins reward. Tom, Ian.IC: Choose only one- 10 points Ian.Exile: Which player will be exiled this episode? Choose only one- worth 10 points Janu.First questioned by Jeff at TC: Choose only one- worth 5 points Stephenie.First Confessional: Choose only one- worth 7 points Tom.Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Choose only one- worth 5 points John Mc.Who will get the low score at PTB this week? (Note: From the regular players not red-inkers) worth 8 points Tribe.
Yet another Syren gem © MMV Now siggie-comment free!
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aethelstan 4435 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest"
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04-18-05, 12:11 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-21-05 AT 10:29 AM (EST)A few edits. Not much time this week. going to lay low. Still trying to remove the henna from my body. Not much success so far. I'm betting it says "Loser" or "I'm easy" in Sanskrit or something. RC Losers: Ian, Katie. Last confessional: Caryn Exiled: Janu Caryn votes for: Janu Da Votes: Janu, Katie. KO Bonus 1: I'm guessing: John Raymond, even though he's from LA (louisiana) and LA is also a city (Los Angeles). I dunno. Seems like it's devious enough for you, KO. Bonus 2: Vote getter: Janu, Katie RC: Gregg, Caryn IC: Tom Exile: Jenn First Question: Tom FC: Janu high scorer: Dreamer Believer low scorer: Yogi (all above subject to change) ©Forged by RolldDice, 2004 It is unbecoming for a Cardinal to ski badly --John Paul II
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txmomma26 5825 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-18-05, 04:36 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-18-05 AT 05:22 PM (EST)Uh uh - No effing way am I sticking my head up a goat's butt! Nope, just keep moving folks. Someone can have my turn. I'll just head on over to KO's shoppe for a few gifts. Ooooooooh! Look how pretty! I need one of these *grabs Tiki torches* and one of these *grabs black candles* and one of these *grabs Voodoo doll* and one of ..... Wait, how much is all of this? I only have a nickel. 1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. Janu and Stephanie 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. Tom 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out Ian 4. Who does Caryn vote for? Janu 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. Ian and Janu Bonus game #1- Guess the Loser Jeff Varner Bonus Game #2- PTB Re-entry Game Vote getter: Janu and Ian RC: Choose up to two Tom and Stephanie IC: Choose only one Caryn Exile: Which player will be exiled this episode? Gregg First questioned by Jeff at TC: Tom First Confessional: Stephanie Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Stan Who will get the low score at PTB this week? Tribe SigPic by Syren
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-18-05, 05:04 PM (EST)
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11. "Where do I find PTB??" |
PTB is located right here. tribe
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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity"
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04-18-05, 09:29 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-05 AT 07:59 PM (EST)There is nothing like a road trip to get the old juices flowin', fiddle . dee . dee! However, I do find the "goat cam" to be a touch unpleasant! I will do it for the tribe, however. 1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers: Ian, Steph and Katie 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil: Ian 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out: Janu 4. Who does Caryn vote for? ETA: No one. 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes: ETA: No One. ETA: W * O * W!!! What an awesome Curiosity Shop!! I do declare, I have nevah seen anything like it!! Fiddle . dee . dee! I just love it and one dollar is surely a small price to pay for such a fascinatin' place! Oh, and that'll be 1 Rump, I mean Rum Punch please, ma'm! Now ... here are my answers to your questions: Part 2 - The K.O. Fan Bonus Game!! Bonus Game No. 1: I need to change my vote from Willard Smith, although I would venture to say that Willard fits KO's criteria perfectly!! But he cannot be the correct guess because he is from this season. So I will be back with another answer. I guess I'll have to go with "the flow" and guess Frank Garrison.Bonus Game No. 2: Vote getters: No one. RC Winners: Tom, Gregg IC Winner: Tom Exiled: Janu First questioned by Jeff at TC: Janu First Confessional: Ian Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Aethelstan Who will get the low score at PTB this week? Sisyphus Scarlett
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LookeeLoo 1169 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest"
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04-18-05, 09:42 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-19-05 AT 11:34 PM (EST)Down the path, just past "KO's Oldethyme Curiosity Shoppe", is the infamous Giant Goat-Cam. Take a moment to stick your head up it's end and give your answers to the following 5 questions. <Goat-Cam ON> Well the line was long
Molaholic was getting kicks out of the echo and we all had to try it when it was our turn. According to the rules, Im supposed to answer 5 questions, but Im gonna answer bonus stuff too. Im gonna go find the roving confessional cam next, cause the line is just getting too long
and um, its kinda stuffy in here
<Goat-Cam OFF> 1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. (3 each) Ian, Steph 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. (4) Jenn 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out (5) Jenn 4. Who does Caryn vote for? (4) Janu 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. (1 point per vote) Janu, Steph Bonus game #1- Guess the Loser Frank Garrison Bonus Game #2- PTB Re-entry Game Vote getter: Choose only two- 2 points for each vote the players get including the bootee. Janu, Steph RC: Choose up to two- 5 points for each that wins reward. Tom, Gregg IC: Choose only one- 10 points Tom Exile: Which player will be exiled this episode? Choose only one- worth 10 points Jenn First questioned by Jeff at TC: Choose only one- worth 5 points Steph First Confessional: Choose only one- worth 7 points Gregg Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Choose only one- worth 5 points That would be my constant man, Stan Who will get the low score at PTB this week? (Note: From the regular players not red-inkers) worth 8 points Oh My Heck <Roving Confessional-Cam ON> *sings: The wheels on the bus go
* Carp! Ive got that song in my head! But seriously, and I do mean butt , very cute song for our cute, Cutsy, tribe! What can I say? Beginners luck at the casino tonite, baby! Ms. F. Power and I finally hooked up. Where? Why the craps table! Dakota and emydi soon joined us, and we all decided to stake out Nemos bushes on the beach. Wait a minute, that sounded bad didnt it? Oh well, the wasps know what I mean. Anyhoo, after we find out just what Nemo is doing in the bushes with that shovel, were gonna hook up with txmomma and emydi at emydis Dominatrix school. Txmomma bought some interesting stuff and yes, were curious
A clue on Mo0! Miss Scarlett found out that the Mystery Man of Zed is partial to Mountain Dew Livewire drinks! Stay tuned for developments. <Roving Confessional-Cam OFF> LookeeLoo Another Dicey Original 2004
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 03:50 AM (EST)
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17. "tribe's "Butt-Cam" entry" |
Seeing as how I am "in the basement" I figured why not post in the traditional Loser Color. Teal.I'm still working on the bus. But, it wasn't just a flat tire and now I have to wait for a part to be sent. OR, maybe I'll just call kathliam and have her drive the truck out here and pick us all up. Anyone up for a long hayride? Seeing as how I have a little time on my hands now, I'll go buy a couple more things. Oh that's right! I don't have any more money. Okay, after I make my entry, I'll set up a little table near the mini-church. I'm offering FootMassages for food/knickknacks/rumdrinks/baubles/tchotchkes. LL entry 1. RC Losers. Ian / Katie 2. Last confessional before TribalCouncil. Katie 3. NaughtyIsland Time-Out Janu 4. Caryn votes for? Tom 5. Da Votes. Janu / Caryn
KO's Curious Challenges. Guess the Loser: Frank Garrison PTB Re-entryMuch-needed-point-boost-for-LoserLodge Game: a. Vote getter: Janu / Caryn b. RC: Jenn / Janu c. IC: Tom d. Exile: Janu e. First questioned by Jeff at TC: Janu f. First Confessional: Tom g. high score at PTB: RudyRules No loser here. Besides I know he always does better near the endgame. h. low score at PTB: cuon10What's that moley? I dunno. You'll have to ask KO. Giant-GoatCam is not my responsibility. Hmmm...Well, I can call kathliam again. I wonder if she would mind bringing the vaccuum and some latex gloves with her. By the way moley? I miss you in the ABC already. Thank goodness that I get to still see you here. Sorry about the henna stains stan. But ... Ummm ... and I hate to be the bearer of "bad news". But, have you looked in a mirror lately? Cause I think I see a hulagirl tattoo on your back. Hey txmomma? Whatcha workin' on there darlin'? And what's with everyone thinking I'm gonna be the big loser in the PTB this week? Maybe I'll just mess it all up for you and edit my entry to somehow acheive the highest amount of points. Boy that'd do it! ... All right, it's a give away. I suck. (on toes)
tribe Can I be the underdog now?
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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04-19-05, 10:29 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-05 AT 11:27 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 04-19-05 AT 10:36 AM (EST) Oh, I so wanted to come to the Giant Goat Memorial and KO's Oldethyme Curiosity Shoppe is a real plus. Hey! Why is the Giant Goat Butt facing The Shoppe? Is this code for something? Anyhoo, the guy fixing the bus is also doing a Dr. Seuss impersonation . . . hmmmmm. . . we may be here awhile. Gotta go in the shop to see if there's anything unique, sexy, georgous and cheap for the upcoming LL fashion show. As for slithering around to find out what Trouble has been doing in those bushes, Lookee, I am SO there. And I guess I've been registered for a Domino's class -- deep dish or thin crust? Oh! The line at the Goat Butt is shorter than a reingoat. (That's a whole other story, but I do have pictures.) 1. RC Losers -- Jenn, Katie 2. Last confessional before TC -- Katie 3. Bailout NaughtyIsland Time-Out -- Janu 4. Caryn Vote -- Katie 5. Da Votes -- Janu, Katie KO Kennedy Bonus Question: BB Anderson KO other stuff: Vote getter: Janu, Steph RC: Tom, Gregg IC: Tom Exile: Janu First questioned by Jeff at TC: Steph First Confessional: Janu PTB High - John Mc PTB Low - Tribephyl (I'm clueless about PTB players. Those are plagarized answers. I'm so ashamed.) Charter Member: Club Anti-DAW Edited cuz a girl can change her mind, eh?
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04-19-05, 12:02 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-20-05 AT 08:44 PM (EST)WOW WHat did you put in my drink guys...I can't remember what's gone on here for like 10 days!!!! Did y'all take advantage of me??? I guess I did pretty well at JimsCasino! WOOHOO!!! TRIBE I WANT MY 5 loser points I got booted in Office pool!!! WHAT HAPPENED??? 1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. (3 each)
Jenn and Ian 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. (4) Janu 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out (5) Janu 4. Who does Caryn vote for? (4) No one 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. (1 point per vote) No votes cast Bonus game #1-
Frank Garrison RC: Choose up to two- 5 points for each that wins reward. Caryn and Gregg IC: Choose only one- 10 points
Tom Exile: Which player will be exiled this episode? Choose only one- worth 10 points Janu First questioned by Jeff at TC: Choose only one- worth 5 points Tom First Confessional: Choose only one- worth 7 points Ian Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Choose only one- worth 5 points Stan Who will get the low score at PTB this week? (Note: From the regular players not red-inkers) worth 8 points Sisyphus
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04-19-05, 07:55 PM (EST)
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26. "The Pick Up Truck Is Coming!" |
So, I'm laying by the pool trying to catch a few rays in a rare moment of quiet around here (I promise to return the red thong bikini), and one of the busboys comes running out hollering my name (and it wasn't one of the cute ones, either.) I thought there was a fire or something! Turns out it was the boss. Seems they threw an axle or bent a dipstick or something on the bus, so it is my pleasure to go pick them up at KO's Oldthyme Curiosity Shoppe.Have you ever been there? More odd things than exist on earth. Ms. KO is a wonderful hostess and always has rum punch, though, which makes the shopping a whole lot more fun! I better make sure I take the pick up truck to carry back all their purchases. Problem is, the old truck is a might temperamental and it might take me a while to drive all the way there. I hope Ms. KO has plenty of punch. (Depending how much punch is on hand, no one will want to go back to the Lodge!) Im not even going to bother to change. I found a wet shirt hanging on a bush outside the bar (again!) so Ill just put it on over my bikini. The truck vibrations wont be so bad, after all. It will certainly put me in a good mood!
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04-20-05, 05:06 AM (EST)
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32. "NIce try!" |
Nice Try KO, but she's my maid.One day she just showed up and started doing all the work around the Lodge. Now, I just don't know what we'd do without her. I pay her fairly well and the perks are outrageous. I also ask her to do far too much, but she's totally worth it. Perhaps a raise is in order. I've also tried to get her to join, but for some reason she's just happy enough doing her job. I thank my pagan idols for her!
tribe IOW ... I seriously doubt she'd stick her head up a goatsass to play a little game. I always hope I'm wrong, though.
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04-20-05, 00:59 AM (EST)
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31. "WooHoo! Kath to the Rescue!" |
<Roving Hut-cam documentary filming ON>Hmmmmm, wet t-shirt + red thong bikini + vibrating pickup truck
Ill have some of what kath is having! Yeah, right, kath. YOU?, were the only one around Loser Lodge when BJ showed up. Im not buying the homely bus boy story
. *Rethinks Loser Lodge Maintenance crew career path due to the bennies.* So were all piled up in here, in the back bed of the pickup truck. Yup, kath is right here. *Lifts up kaths hand to wave at roving hut-cam* Huh, must have been too much rum punch, or somethin. Well, all good management has a backup plan, and kath brought whoami with her to drive us all back. Shes da bomb! And thanks whoami! Guppy started the nickname game and I must say, hes tops in that category! Did you see Nemos siggie! Its the best! Cutsy is just too cute! Nemos project is working just fine, according to the wasps. In addition to that, Turn about is fair play when all involved enjoy. That was a direct quote from emydi, our resident Mistress of the Dominatrix school. See? Im learning! <Roving Hut-cam documentary filming OFF> LookeeLoo Another Dicey Original 2004 *spills drink on John*
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04-19-05, 08:18 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-21-05 AT 01:04 PM (EST)1. RC Losers; Ian "Opie" Rosenberger , Katie "Keggers" Gallagher, (Stephenie "Under Wire Uber Amazon" LaGrossa loses too, but I only get to name two) 2. Last confessional before TribalCouncil; Stephenie "Fart starter" LaGrossa 3. NaughtyIsland Time-Out; Janu "Jaundice" Tornell 4. Who does Caryn vote for? Janu "No A$$" Tornell 5. Da Votes. Janu " just about gone" Tornell and Stephanie "La Mosta" LaGrossa KOBF's Bonus game #1 - Guess the Loser RUDY "I Dunno" BOESCH was born before Kennedy was shot (earlier even than a certain FG), was probably on the grassy knoll, is male. Was in military as was the alleged perpetrator, is from Virginia Beach, Virginia ( http://www.vbgov.com/default/ )- State is a city. Got farther in the game with fewer votes that a certain FG, so was less challenged. KOBF's Bonus Game #2 Vote getter: Janu"Dead Fish" T and Stephanie "LaGritta" LaGrossa. RC: Tom "Ians special Friend" Westman and Gregg "With two Gs" Carey IC: Tom "Rummy" Westman Exile: Janu "Ghost" Tornell First questioned by Jeff "Butt Face" Probst at TC: Tom "Tank" Westman First Confessional: Janu "Biggun" Tornell High score at PTB this week? Aethel "the Nose" stan Low score at PTB this week? Yogi "Barbarino" Coming back from the Jims "02" casino (somehow, I had done well), I fell asleep but was awakened in the bus aisle after a wild flat-induced excursion thru a ditch, over a cliff, into a river, onto a barge, hit a sand bar, jarred bus off and up a boat ramp, coming to rest by a giant goat. (I'll tell the story MY way, please).
And by KO(BF)'s shoppe. Of Curiosities. Olde Thyme. Listening to our genial host Tribe "Mr. T" Phyl describing this as a bit of luck. I'm thinking yeah right, 'tell that to my ribs'. But as we shake ourselves out I notice that he definately has a point. I had always heard of the Giant Goat with the butt camera. It ranks alongside the giant pig butt camera in Iowa, and the Giant Chicken Butt camera in Arkansas as attractions I have always wanted to visit. An wouldn't you know it, here I was. Lucky Day. Fortunately I had recovered my cutoffs after yet another rousing game of Keep-Away by those mischievious women. Finally one of the guys, John "Big" Mac I think, grabbed an errant pass, threw it to me and asked me to cover myself. There was a lot pouting at this development, but I was just as happy, I had gotten tired of complying with repeated requests for the Windshield Wiper Dance, kinda got a little sore, you know? But I did figure out how those Burlesque dancers with the tassles did that twirly trick; "You just rotate your hips, You let your backbone slip, You make a hula dip, And you're a'doin - that windshield wiper thaaaaang." Then I had a picture taken of me with my head and shoulders stuffed up the giant goat butt. Naturally some wise-person pantsed me while I was in that position, and naturally it was then that the picture was taken. Katie "Wild Woman Her Own Self" O'Brien Fan said post cards would be automatically made and sent to all my friends and family. Oh Joy. Have to say, that was a bit embarassing. Even for me. But I quickly unpantsed myself (pulled them up that is, there was a sign that said "No Shorts, No Service, if it's a'hanging out, you're a'staying out") and went into the KO's Olde Thyme Curiousity Shoppe. Because, well frankly, I was curious. And I can always use some antique herbs. So I thought, well this is a really cool place. Emy "cat-o-nine-tails" Di was at the whip rack, eyeballing a feather/leather teaser, Cutesy "The Roll" Tootsie was at the mirror looking, well, cutsey. Lookie "lap warmer" Loo" was looking good too. Survey "Hot Lips" Sez was either giving me the eyeball come-on, or someone behind me. I decided to assume it was me, and not to look behind me. Oddest thing, there seemed to be a spotlight following Scarlett "I sweah, As Kingfish is mah witness, Ah'll Nevah.." O'Hara around. She was born for the spotlight. She had a interesting (if somewhat formidable) looking friend with her, one of Emydi's students, perhaps. Tribe "The Scribe" Phyl was pulling his hair - "People ...People... Please, You must follow the rules....People... People... Give KOBF a dollar please". So I did. After a while he could be found under the counter, holding something in his hand (I'm not going to say what, not at PG18+) saying "How much for this shrunken head, Katie O Brien, ole buddy? Where's my rum Punch pitcher?" Dakota "Da Killa" was serving KO's Rum Punch, as well as her own Tsunamis. The Rum Punches were so smooth they slipped up on you like a silk on polished silver. And the Tsunamis took you to your knees! Needless to say, my conscious day ended about there. I do recall Kath "Red Thong Bikini" Liam showing up after long trip in a shaky old truck. Her arrival, in the shaky truck, with her spilling out of that bikini, in that shaky truck (did I say that), had the whole place speechless. And she had that big S-eating grin that just wouldn't quit (must of heard a good joke or something). Life is good at LL on BI. And at Jims Casino. At Ko's shoppe. too. Life is good! ETA some Rudy detail for the record just in case I have to get my lawyer Emydi to argue my case.....OH NO- my lawyer answered FG. I am truly screwed. I could change my answer, but I am greedy and if I am right I'll get SO many points. But NY is probably the better answer, but I'll get so many points, but it's probably FG, But...but...but.......
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04-19-05, 11:43 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-21-05 AT 10:49 AM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 04-20-05 AT 00:32 AM (EST) Ummm, I'm not real sure about this whole sticking your head into the end of the infamous Giant Goat-Cam thing. It must be in tribute to Coby, our most recent loser, right? Sticks head into Goat's Rear and turns on cameraOK, first off, what a trip to the casino! This may be the only time I've ever left a casino as a winner! I still can't believe that the whole group didn't get kicked out with all the ruckus those wasps were making over at the craps table, but I guess when you look as good as they do, you get away with a whole lot more. Seems my plans to undermine the women's dominance of the lodge by stealing Cutsy's clothes didn't work as well as I planned, I'll have to talk to security about locking the baggage compartment next time. May have to tone down "the project" seeing as some are starting to catch on. Still very tempting to let them join me in the bushes, but I'm not sure I'd survive that (would die a happy man though I'm sure). I'm now convinced that Tribe is completely in their power now, seeing how much they all won at the casino (is Jims taken by them now too?), and with Scarlett getting her own spotlight for the next week. Yes, I know she was born to have a spotlight on her at all times, but really, this is getting out of hand, and fast. Still working out the details on all this, but I think I'm getting closer by the day. Off to check out KO's Olde-Thyme Curiosity Shoppe, because no one, I mean no one serves rum punch like KO does, and I wouldn't miss out on it for anything....Oh wait, I need to make my answers first... 1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. Steph and Jenn 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. Steph 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out Janu 4. Who does Caryn vote for? Janu 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. Janu and Steph Bonus game #1-slaps forhead over this one... Frank Garrison (I'm such a sheep aren't I?) Bonus Game #2- I'll take the points, I'm lucky enough to still be around in the PTB for now... Vote getter: Janu and Steph RC: Tom and Gregg IC: Tom Exile: Which player will be exiled this episode? Janu First questioned by Jeff at TC: Janu First Confessional: Choose only one- Tom Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Stan Who will get the low score at PTB this week? Truble Nemo out...takes head out of goat's rear end Time to go get some of that great rum pun....WHAT!!!! Holy Carp! This bus just pulled up with our very own sexy maid in a wet t-shirt and bikini! She seems to have this REALY big smile on her face as well...To hell with the drinks, I'm getting a front row seat on the bus for the ride home
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04-21-05, 00:04 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
< roving hut cam > Huh??What?? Where am I?? The last thing I remmember was that I was sleeping under -errr- praying undre a palm tree and now here I am. Where ever this is?? I knew all that stuff I did when I was young would come back and haunt me, must be a flashback or something. This is a very curious place. I must be here cause KO said I am here. Well I might as well have a look around.And another thing my back hurts, I have a pian in my leg. I think my ankle is dislocated, and my shoulder hurts. I must have been a bus wreck or was in a pickup truck with no shocks that was driven down a dirt road. Aahhh the good ole days. < roving hut cam off >1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. (3 each) Ian & Stephenie. 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. (4) Ian 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out (5) Janu 4. Who does Caryn vote for? (4)Janu 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. (1 point per vote)Janu & Stephenie Bonus game #1-Guess the Loser-(Which one "63"or "68"?) Frank Garrison Bonus Game #2- Vote getter: Janu & Stephenie RC-Tom & Caryn IC- Tom Exile- Janu F.Q.T.C.- Stephenie FC- Stephenie Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Aethelstan Who will get the low score at PTB this week? Tribe WHOAMI
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JohnMc 2679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson"
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04-21-05, 11:34 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-21-05 AT 02:03 PM (EST)*hut cam* Not much to say this week. Been logging into my pc using the secret wireless network setup between EPM and the secret lair beneath the island. Have to get work caught up while vacationing on this GORGEOUS beach with the fine ladies, and men running around with no shirts on (half of which should be wearing bikini tops to keep the man boobs from flopping). 1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. (3 each) Janu, Caryn 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. (4) Steph 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. a.k.a. NaughtyIsland Time-Out (5) Janu 4. Who does Caryn vote for? (4) Janu 5. Name up to 2 survivors who recieve votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. (1 point per vote) Janu, Steph BG#1 I'm a sheep - I pick Frank Garrison. BG#2 Vote getter: Choose only two- 2 points for each vote the players get including the bootee. Janu, Steph RC: Choose up to two- 5 points for each that wins reward. Ian, Tom IC: Choose only one- 10 points Gregg Exile: Which player will be exiled this episode? Choose only one- worth 10 points Janu First questioned by Jeff at TC: Choose only one- worth 5 points Steph First Confessional: Choose only one- worth 7 points Steph Who will get the high score at PTB this week? Choose only one- worth 5 points This definitely will not be JohnMc. However, my money is going to be on aethelstan. Who will get the low score at PTB this week? (Note: From the regular players not red-inkers) worth 8 points This may likely be JohnMc. And a mad shout out to my girl KOfan. Hi sweetie! xox. Thanks for poking your head in, even though you aren't a big loser like the rest of us. Oh, and if I win, can I turn my LL points into PTB picks? I need them, and at least for now I don't need to reenter that game. But I will if I keep losing picks!
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04-21-05, 11:41 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
Oh goodness, how the time does fly. I wonder if hours in an alcohol induces haze count in the aging process? Let's see - NO! I am not sticking my head in a goat's butt. I will write my entry on a piece of paper. Since I have $1.90 left, $1.00 to get into KO's and .90 for a piece of paper and a crayon. Now let's see....1. Name (up to) 2 survivors who Lose out on the Reward. a.k.a. RC Losers. Caryn and Jenn 2. Name 1 survivor who has the last confessional before TribalCouncil. Tom 3. Who is the first to bail out during the immunity challenge. Janu 4. Who does Caryn vote for? Steph 5. Name up to 2 survivors who receive votes at TribalCouncil. a.k.a. Da Votes. Janu and Steph Bonus #1 Frank Garrison Bonus #2 - enter a new game - oh me. I can't hardly keep up with the one here. I'll pass for now. Think I'll go see what Kingfish is dancing to now Spring is a good time to try a new lipstick colour.
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04-21-05, 05:13 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
Ok, just in time, but here's my guesses: 1. Stephanie, Ian 2. Stephanie 3. Janu 4. Janu 5. Janu, StephanieKO Bonus Game #1 Frank Garrison KO Bonus Game #2 vote getter - Janu, Stephanie RC - Tom, Gregg IC - Tom Exile - Janu 1st Q at TC - Janu 1st confessional - Stephanie High score @ PTB - Survivor Maniac Low score at PTB - Oh My Heck Handcrafted by RollDdice - Thanks, Roll!
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04-21-05, 07:31 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: LoserLodge 6 wks down / 4.5 wks to go" |
LAST EDITED ON 04-21-05 AT 07:36 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 04-21-05 AT 07:31 PM (EST) "I can not believe that these losers are making me, Miss F. Power, stick my new coiffed head into this goat a$$!!!! No telling what other antics will be heading my way around here! Well, at least the trifecta girls rocked at Jim's! What a hoot that was! We all ended up with the biggest pot, looks as though our little system works like a charm! At any rate, can't wait to see what Ms. KOFan has up her sleeve for us! One thing is for certain, I crave those rum punches she served so endlessly at last years LL...I have dreams about them...among other things anyway! Oh well, let me get out of this a$$ and get my votes in...we all know I'm not known for my promptness! Ha!" 1. RC Losers: Ian, Stephenie 2. Last confessional before TC: Stephenie 3. Who is first to bail: Janu 4. No one 5. No one, Janu quits KO's Bonuses: 1. Frank Garrison Bonus #2: 1. No one gets any votes as Janu quits 2. RC winners: Gregg/Tom 3. IC winner: Tom 4. FQTC: Janu 5. FC: Janu 6. High score PTB: Dreamer Believer 7. Low score PTB: Oh My Heck
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