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"Possible Allison Movie Roles"
Ldychef2k 139 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-13-05, 00:47 AM (EST)
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"Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
Here's a good starter...and a VERY revealing hint about how really, really bad I am at Photoshop. So, here's my first thought as to the perfect movie role for Allison. Anyone else have one to contribute? ALLISON: But if I graduate, where will I go? What shall I do? VIEWING AUDIENCE: Frankly, my dear, we don't give a damn.
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snowflake2 1499 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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12-13-05, 03:09 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
OK, I just did this really quickly, but here's my contribution:Saint Allison stars as "Our Lady of Fatima".
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LvMattD 31 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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12-13-05, 10:19 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
Ok, I USED to like Allison, like when she FIRST came to the SO house last season, but now I'm just sick of her...kinda the same way I'm sick of seeing old tv shows turned into movies, but I think Allison would have made a good Endora in the Bewitched remake. The are both annoying and wear too much make up.
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angelleyes 219 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star"
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12-13-05, 10:18 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-13-05 AT 12:24 PM (EST)Ldychef, we get the idea. Thanks for making me laugh this morning. Scarlet O'Hara: <passionately, dramatically> With God as my witness, I'll never be hungry again! Allison Stanley: <shrilly, half-heartedly/half-assedly> I want to live. I want to live. Allison Stanley on her finances : Fiddle dee dee, I'll think about it tomorrow! Scarlet O'Hara was ravished by Rhett Butler. Allison Stanley ??? Ravishes self with Battery Operated Boyfriend while fantasizing about Rhett Butler.
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elliecat 130 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-13-05, 01:57 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
Allison Stanley starring in The 40 Year Old Virgin
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iamforreal 117 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-13-05, 02:03 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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lifeless_93 65 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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12-13-05, 03:57 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
LOL, I almost fell out of my chair.
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3girlsmom 128 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-13-05, 04:31 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
ROFLAMO I fell out of mine!!!!
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RebelToSociety 9 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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12-14-05, 01:39 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOO -------------------------------------------------- `HUEY: And all I'm saying is, Ronald Reagon was the devil.`MAN: You are such an articulate young man. `HUEY: I'm trying to explain to you that Ronald Reagan was the devil -- Ronald Wilson Reagan? Each of his names have six letters? 666? Man, doesn't that offend you?
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Ingenue1983 55 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Hollywood Squares Square"
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12-14-05, 02:03 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
hehehe
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RebelToSociety 9 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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12-14-05, 02:14 AM (EST)
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-------------------------------------------------- `HUEY: And all I'm saying is, Ronald Reagon was the devil.`MAN: You are such an articulate young man. `HUEY: I'm trying to explain to you that Ronald Reagan was the devil -- Ronald Wilson Reagan? Each of his names have six letters? 666? Man, doesn't that offend you?
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3girlsmom 128 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-14-05, 03:38 AM (EST)
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19. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
Omg this is way too funny!!!!!!!! My daughters are sitting with me(teenagers)and they said we must be bored LMAO..( I am having fun now.... looking up things for school reports was boring!) Kathy
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bentherdunthat 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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12-14-05, 01:59 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
LOL...Oh man..that's a good one!
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olemiss4192 107 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-14-05, 09:39 AM (EST)
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20. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
Ohhhh my Lord these are all so funny. I'm going to pee my pants if you don't stop!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bentherdunthat 518 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator"
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12-14-05, 02:07 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
LAST EDITED ON 12-14-05 AT 02:11 PM (EST)LAST EDITED ON 12-14-05 AT 02:09 PM (EST) How about "Throw Mama from the Train"? Allison can play Mama. Or she could play the lead in "Days of Thunder (stealing)" Or how about "Bringing Down da' (SO) House"? She'd also be good in just about any John Candy role as a body double. I have one for Christina and Lisa too..."Dumb and Dumber"
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mhb0125 485 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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12-15-05, 00:01 AM (EST)
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I laughed so hard and loud I almost woke up my daughter!!! You guys are freaking GREAT!!! My husband chuckled with me. He thinks Allison is dead on as Kitty on The 70's Show. The laugh, the OLD *SS HAIRSTYLE, and the facial tidwits. She could play her long lost sister who has risen from the dead because "SHE WANTS TO LIVE!!"
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snowflake2 1499 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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12-15-05, 00:15 AM (EST)
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26. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
ROTFLMAO!!You girls are all so funny! Ingenue...The "Mrs. Doubtfire" one is my fave so far...so dead on...the body type, the sammiches, and Allison as a man playing a woman...perfect!
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Hunybuny 34 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beauty Pageant Celebrity Judge"
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12-15-05, 00:27 AM (EST)
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I have hurt myself laughing, you guys are tooooo much!!!!
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Muckitymuck 3 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson"
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12-17-05, 00:40 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
You people are pathetic and you should be ashamed of yourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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poetic1 174 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-17-05, 02:58 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
Oh, this is just TOO funny! Thank you for the good laugh!
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snowflake2 1499 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson"
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12-18-05, 00:46 AM (EST)
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35. "RE: Possible Allison Movie Roles" |
Mystique...yikes! That's what I mean...who the h*ll dresses like that?? It is more bizarre than any of our joke pictures.And this chick wonders why she can't find a date???
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Mystique 429 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star"
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12-18-05, 02:27 AM (EST)
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LOL she looks more half male in that pic than anything maybe she's BOTH! She reminds me there of a character I saw that was male with a top hat in a show I wish I could think of the show must have been vaudville though lol
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stinkykris 103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-17-05, 08:42 PM (EST)
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I Hope this shows up.. ~Kris
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stinkykris 103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson"
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12-17-05, 08:43 PM (EST)
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