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"Ep. 3: "Be the Survivor"- Dangerous Creatures ...."
Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings
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"Ep. 3: "Be the Survivor"- Dangerous Creatures ...." |
LAST EDITED ON 03-04-05 AT 08:54 AM (EST).... and Terrible Setbacks..." And let me tell you ... nothing could be more dangerous than this creature .... Just look how it thrashes about!!!
 Angie ... for all of our sakes, please put some clothes on and get rid of that red bra that is way too large. Every time you turn around, we are exposed to ... Note to self ... fire Cameraman No. 3 ... He obviously likes focusing on and exposing Angie's breasts ... EPMB, our plan couldn't be working out any better this season! First, hiring those beautiful models with those rock solid bodies, soft in just the right places ... it was a BRILLIANT idea!! Then, to tortue them the way you have in those grueling, over-the-top challenges. You can just see their jaws drop every time they show up on Challenge Beach. You have given a new meaning to the words "child labor" and are actually getting away with it! Baaawhaahahahahahahahah! You are pure evil genious, MB! Now onto other highlights of last night's episode ... Kimmer ... you better watch that sassy mouth of yours girl ... I CAN and WILL ask you anything that I so choose to...Kim - how do you feel about my awkward announcement of your Romber-like alliance? Now that your hunky beefcake is gone, you have NO one to protect you from the verbal abuse I will bestow upon you. Talk about a backstabbing biotch ... YOU sleep with him by night, and vote him off by day ... Jonathan and Jeff are just waiting for you to show up at Loser Lodge .... yes ... they have plans for you. Baaawhaaahaahahahahahahah! Coby ... I know that EPMB insisted that you wear that black banana hammock ... but could you P - U - L - E - A - S - E try to NOT wear it during these challenges???!!!
Stephanie ... How did you manage to get around taking the preshow mandatory drug test for steroid use? Last night during the immunity challenge, you carried the weight of the Ulong's on your shoulders. Too bad you and B.J. are stuck on a tribe with a bunch of girlie-men ... Lastly, my dear, you have won one can of Red Bull for providing us with the best quote of the evening ... Stephanie ... "Your balls are smaller than your brain ...". BJ...You Tarzan .... Me, Jane ... Ian, Tom and Gregg ... Boys will be boys ... didn't your mothers ever tell you to stop playing around with sticks ... you could poke that shark's eyes out ... What were you thinking by decapitating those venomous sea snakes? Did you actually think by hanging them in the tree, that their venom would drain out? Listen up Ulong ... if you don't get your beautiful butts in gear, you will be back at Tribal Council and off to Loser Lodge in the blink of EPMB's glass eye ... Get your game faces on and Stop gutting yourselves... (sings) Weee don't neeeeeed another Osssssteeeennnn. 
Just filling in for Angel ... she'll be back as your host next week!
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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03-05-05, 04:28 AM (EST)
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37. "Ahem..."out of context"" |
This clearly is a shot of me on the "palacial crapper" as Tom likes to call it.
As you can see ... I still have my armani underwear on ... but only because they are extremely absorbant.
Yet, believe me ... when I tell you ... that everything is "out in the air" right now.It may seem as if I was about to "DIE", but it wasn't because of the challenge it was because Katie had just "drop some friends off at the pool".
Particularly fetid friends.
Long lasting too.
And she had just used the last of the leaves and didn't replace them.
Peeeeeeee U.
Fricken women and their TP obsession.By the way where is Caryn?
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Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings
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03-04-05, 11:11 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: Ha ha. Missed me!" |
Damn you dolphin killer we will get you and eat your tender meat o yes we will get you.
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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03-04-05, 01:02 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Ep. 3: "Be the Survivor"- Dangerous Creatures ...." |
LAST EDITED ON 03-04-05 AT 01:15 PM (EST)First, hiring those beautiful models with those rock solid bodies, soft in just the right places ... it was a BRILLIANT idea!! Then, to tortue them the way you have in those grueling, over-the-top challenges. You can just see their jaws drop every time they show up on Challenge Beach.
I'm glad you appreciate my talent for torture, Jiffy. The "take a hike" challenge was based on the American phenomenon known as Halloween-- greedy children begging for candy while walking door to door.
My children get to carry 20# bags of sand and walk in a circle until they drop. Fun, huh? And with Jeff asking the Ulong tribe to extinguish his torch we didn't need the Quit Boat; it was sort of an OstenSnuff. 
Mark "It's not Sad to be a Sadist" Burnett
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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03-05-05, 04:44 AM (EST)
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40. "prayer for BABOO" |
Here's to BABOO.
Our sacred flint holder...Oh wait, just a piece of hard rock?
I got your hard rock right here!Oh! and I've never been into boxes. Sorry.
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Scarlett O Hara 3439 desperate attention whore postings
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03-04-05, 04:59 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Ep. 3: "Be the Survivor"- Dangerous Creatures ...." |
I put the "B" in beefcake!
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warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings
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03-04-05, 06:26 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Ep. 3: "Be the Survivor"- Dangerous Creatures ...." |
The same feckin tribe! Get me the feck away from this tribe! Don't know how much more I can take... Tawm's voice is giving me a headache, Caryn's shrieking is giving me a headache and Willard, he just doesn't say ANYTHING at all. He just sits there and stares at me and handles me. *shudder*And Jiffy, get your hand off my head!! Baboo, won't you talk to me? Confessions of an Immunity Idol
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cadfile 176 desperate attention whore postings
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03-04-05, 11:46 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Ep. 3: "Be the Survivor"- Dangerous Creatures ...." |
*snif*Laticauda was a great friend and father. All he ever tried to do was to provide for his family. What does that get him? A machete across the head. *snif* You killed Laticauda! You bastards! -- The widow Colubrina 
aka "Snake #478" property of MBP 2005 
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