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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-05, 07:20 AM (EST) "Song Parody Challenge" Anyone else miss these? Since I've been told that I shouldn't waste my time writing any more song parodies, I'll go back to my time-honored role as hostess. I think it was Survivor Thailand where I stopped writing my parodies on a regular basis and issued challenges to all of you. So here we go! So far this season, the young, strapping Ulong have been summarily whooped in 2 ICs by the older Koror. So this challenge gives you the choice - write a song parody extolling the virtues of the mighty Koror or mocking the lowly Ulong. Obviously, there are those that think I should stay in song parody retirement, so I will. Beblo and Kimdra   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    Toy Soldiers KObrien_fan 03-03-05 1  RE: Song Parody Challenge Wheezy 03-03-05 2  RE: Song Parody Challenge Survivorerist 03-03-05 3    RE: Song Parody Challenge Femme 03-17-05 16  Queen-We are the Champions Surveysez 03-03-05 4  RE: Song Parody Challenge JohnMc 03-07-05 5  RE: Song Parody Challenge uberspoon 03-16-05 6  RE: Song Parody Challenge Bebo 03-16-05 7    RE: Song Parody Challenge Brownroach 03-16-05 10  Wonderful thread! AyaK 03-16-05 8  RE: Song Parody Challenge watermelon 03-16-05 9    RE: Song Parody Challenge warp_core breach 03-16-05 11  RE: Song Parody Challenge Skiver 03-16-05 12  RE: Song Parody Challenge warp_core breach 03-16-05 13  With Apologies to the Stones IceCat 03-16-05 14  OMG! Femme 03-17-05 15  Kiss Surveysez 03-17-05 17  Been a while, I'll give it a shot KeithFan 03-17-05 18    RE: Been a while, I'll give it a sh... KObrien_fan 03-17-05 19  RE: Song Parody Challenge BriarRosie 03-18-05 20    Koror Cabana kathliam 03-19-05 21  Ode to Bobby Jon kathliam 03-19-05 22    RE: Ode to Bobby Jon BriarRosie 03-21-05 23  RE: Song Parody Challenge gemaedhi 03-23-05 24

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KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-05, 07:56 AM (EST) 1. "Toy Soldiers" LAST EDITED ON 03-03-05 AT 08:06 AM (EST) For those of you that like rap, to the tune of Eminems "Toy Soldiers" as sung by Ulong's Jeff Wilson: "Like Toy Soldiers" Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down... {Chorus} Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers {Verse} I'm supposed to be the Ulong who never blows his composure Even though I hold the weight of the whole tribe on my shoulders I am never supposed to show it, my tribe ain't supposed to know it Even if it means goin' toe to toe with a teammate it don't matter I'd never drag them in battles that I can’t handle unless I absolutely have to I'm supposed to set an example I need to be the leader, my tribe looks for me to guide 'em If some Ulong gets voted off, I'm pickin’ up the slack for 'em Now Probst said "I tried to warn you at the pick ‘em, now it’s too late to stop ‘em" There's a certain line you don't cross and Ibey just crossed it I heard him put Kim’s name on the vote and I just lost it It was crazy, this shit be way beyond some Amber and Rob shit And even though the challenge was lost, I feel like we won it I spent too much energy on it, honestly I'm exhausted And I'm so caught in it I almost feel I'm the one who caused it This ain't what I'm in survivor for, it's not why I got in it That was never my object for my tribe to get killed Why would I wanna destroy something I help build It wasn't my intentions, my intentions was good I went through the whole day without ever mentionin' him Now it's just out of respect for not runnin' my mouth And talkin' about something that I knew nothing about Plus Bobby told me stay out, this just wasn't my beef But I can’t, she’s my girl, if we lose again she’s dead meat What we need is to beat Koror just for once, that would save her life Don’t think I don’t understand this is business Our tribe is so divided and this is ridiculous But still knowin' this could turn around at any minute. Step by step, heart to heart, left right left We all fall down like toy soldiers Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win But the battle wages on for toy soldiers   Top

Wheezy 9153 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-03-05, 10:31 AM (EST) 2. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" I don't have a parody at this time, but I would like to say FTR that Bebo's song parodies are what convinced me to stay posting on RTW when I first discovered it 2.5 years ago, during S5 Thailand. Bebo rocks my world and I wuv her parodies. Wheeze and her pierogies, yum Wheeze * Everything In Between   Top

Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 03-03-05, 12:35 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" omh, I haven't done one of these in forever... Just Can't Pull It Off Sung by the Ulong Tribe (Sung to the tune of Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode) When they picked the tribes out, we thought they were out of their heads We just can't pull it off, we just can't pull it off Our 9 were all young and fit, theirs were old and dead We just can't pull it off, we just can't pull it off We took a dive, we took too much stuff And we just can't seem to pull it off We lost another, and made it 2 TCs We just can't pull it off, we just can't pull it off Jolanda got booted first, then we tossed Ash-a-lee We just can't pull it off, we just can't pull it off Don't understand it, we're so much more buff, But we just can't seem to pull it off Very soon now, we're going 0 and 3 We just can't pull it off, we just can't pull it off Jeff hurt his leg now, and Kim is just lazy We just can't pull it off, we just can't pull it off We need an angel or a miracle now Cuz we just can't seem to pull it off Just can't pull it off (repeat until end) New year, new look, new Erist! Ugh that sucked...   Top

Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-17-05, 11:59 AM (EST) 16. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" Ugh that sucked... Nuh uh. That was brilliant. Femme i she be your girlfriend   Top

Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-03-05, 01:52 PM (EST) 4. "Queen-We are the Champions" LAST EDITED ON 03-03-05 AT 01:59 PM (EST) We're paying our dues - Time after time - We avoid tribal council By committing no crime - And bad mistakes We've made a few Like tipping and losing our flint But we've come through We are the champions - my friends Korror keeps on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions No time for losers ’cause we are the champions - of the world - We've taken our bows And our curtain calls - Jeffy brings fame and fortune and everything that goes with it - We thank you all - But it’s been no bed of roses No pleasure cruise - We consider it a challenge till we need to turn on each other - Only one ain’t gonna lose - We are the champions - my friends Korror keeps on fighting - till the end - We are the champions - We are the champions No time for losers ’cause we are the champions - of the world - I child proofed my house and they still get in.   Top

JohnMc 2679 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 03-07-05, 11:39 AM (EST) 5. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" Did Wanda steal her songs from us?   Top

uberspoon 173 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-16-05, 01:19 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" LAST EDITED ON 03-16-05 AT 01:21 PM (EST) An overview thus far- with credit to Alanis Morrisette. Thank U How 'bout getting off of this god forsaken island? How 'bout winning immunity once and awhile? How 'bout that boxer-brief sporting redneck? How 'bout Angie's Janet-Super-Bowl style? Thank you Jiffy Thank you Ulong Thank you Stephanie- the new leader now Thank you Bobby Jon Thank you Iberehem Thank you, Thank you Pulau How 'bout that dolphin-boy Ian? How 'bout that mute girl Jen? How 'bout that tribe never being on camera? How 'bout that nut job Caryn? Thank you EPMB Thank you Koror Thank you Janu's mouse Thank you fire marshall Tom Thank you immunity Thank you, Thank you prize winning outhouse The moment I logged onto here Was the moment I knew everything that would happen The moment I believed the spoilers Was the moment Jeff twisted his ankle How 'bout not choosing crazy Wanda? How 'bout ditching Jonothan for the old man? How 'bout voting off first your fearless leader? How 'bout trying to win a million without a plan? Thank you snewster Thank you mersaydeez Thank you for telling us who goes Thank you True Dork Times Thank you spoilers Thank you, Thank you Survivor Blows yeah, yeah...yeah   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-16-05, 03:51 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" Screw it, I wrote one anyway. To the tune of Elton John's "Your Song" It's a little bit funny this feeling inside As my tribe goes away I can't easily hide I don't have many tribemates but boy if I did I'd build a new shelter where we all could live If I was a winner, but then again, no Or a man with a chance to win on this show I know it's not much but it's the best I can do I'm stuck on Ulong and this vote's for you And you can tell everybody this is my vote I didn't want to do it, but now that I wrote I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How sorry I am that our tribe's so absurd I sat at TC and kicked someone off Well a few of the goners well they got awfully cross But we can't win IC and I don't want to be gone Glad there's people like you that I can turn on So excuse me for scheming but these things I do You see I would rather not be me, so it's you Anyway the thing is what I really mean Ours is the lamest tribe I've ever seen And you can tell everybody this is my vote I didn't want to do it, but now that I wrote I hope you don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words How sorry I am that our tribe's so absurd Beblo and Kimdra   Top

Brownroach 15341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-16-05, 04:31 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" This is GREAT, Bebo! Bridge for sale to highest bidder. Call 1-800-BRroach.   Top

AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-16-05, 03:55 PM (EST) 8. "Wonderful thread!" I think I wrote my last Survivor song parody during Marquesas ... though it might have been during Africa, but it's great to see this "tradition" return. Thanks, y'all.   Top

watermelon 184 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-16-05, 04:21 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" This is dedicated to tribe Ulong (by the immunity idol) No more calm surrender To the tribe of Koror When you clearly have the upper hand In youth, brute strength and power. An enchanted moment Is to see you pull through It's enough for this Willard lookalike Just to be with you. Chorus: And can you win immunity tonight? It's where I'd like to be. This wooden idol has clearly had enough Of seeing Coby in a G. And can you win immunity tonight? Let me have a rest. Willard junior has definitely had enough Of being manhandled by rats. There's a time for everyone If they only learn That some brains, teamwork and a leader Helps us to immunity earn. There's a rhyme and reason To winning the rewards When the resources of this tribe are utilised Immunity will be yours. Chorus (repeat)   Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 03-16-05, 06:15 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" Great song! Thank you! But I DON'T look like Willard! And contrary to popular belief Willard is not my father!   Top

Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-16-05, 10:20 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" Cheers everyone. Some great song parodies. I loved Survivorerist's the use of 'Just Can't Get Enough' (which for about a week after it first came out I thought was 'Just Can't Get It Up'), and Bebo's version of "Your Song" was funny. Handcrafted by RollDdice "The idea of invading Iran is ridiculous. Having said that, all options are on the table." - GW Bush   Top

warp_core breach 469 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Daytime Soap Guest Star" 03-16-05, 10:58 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" ummm... I've never done one but I'll give it a whirl. The Ulong Fight Song sung to Duran Duran's "Sunrise" Now the time has come, to get us the immunity idol The conflict between us, although quite apparent- will come to an end Only a win will bring us out of the darkness In this moment, we'll be born again. Reach up for the sunrise, put your hands onto the immunity idol We can be victorious Feel the new tribe come alive Now the fire in us burns, we have to start winning Coz everytime, we go, to tribal council-we b!tch and we fight We don't watch out for each other, coz we know that we're a sucky tribe So reach up for the sunrise, put your hands onto the immunity idol We can be victorious Feel the new tribe come alive   Top

IceCat 17415 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-16-05, 11:29 PM (EST) 14. "With Apologies to the Stones" LAST EDITED ON 03-16-05 AT 11:32 PM (EST) Angie... Angie, Angie, when will your tribe all disappear? Angie, Angie, just past the merge the spoilers fear. With a double tribal vote and an immunized scape goat, We all knew that you'd get fried. But Angie, Angie, they can’t say you never tried. Angie, you’re beautiful, with your illustrated skin... Angie, we still love you, and hate that crew that did you in. Challenges were all so close but your hopes went up in smoke When Jeff whispered in your ear: Angie, Angie, bring your torch up over here. Angie you didn’t weep, in front of James that skinny creep With resignation in your eyes But Angie, Angie, it was too soon to say good-bye! With no jury seat for you, finale's all that's left for you Survivor fans aren't satisfied But Angie, we still love you, baby Even though they blurred your thong No contestant comes close to you Come on baby, dry your eyes But Angie, Angie, all we have left is this song. Angie, Angie, did not deserve to be Ulong.   Top

Femme 3621 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-17-05, 11:56 AM (EST) 15. "OMG!" I remember wanting so desperately to keep up with your song challenges, Bebo, that I went out and bought a rhyming dictionary a couple years ago. /lame So happy for this thread. So happy indeed! Femme I dont know where it is though, so I'll abstain.   Top

Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 03-17-05, 12:14 PM (EST) 17. "Kiss" Angie I see you goin’ And I can’t come with you right now Me and the boys are playing’ And we think we know how to get down Just a few more challenges And I’ll be a loser like you I think I hear Jeff callin’ Oh Angie What can I do Angie What can I do You say you tried so hard girl That our tribe just wasn’t enough I know you wanted Ibe gone That Koror vote was tough Just another episode And I’ll be off the island with you I think I hear Jeff callin’ Oh Angie What can I do Angie What can I do Angie I know you’re gone now And the tribe just lost half power But me and Ulong will keep tryin – till merge.... OMG. I am so bad at this. Please stop me before I do it again. Even if I do find it fun.   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-17-05, 12:26 PM (EST) 18. "Been a while, I'll give it a shot" Tom Westman as sung to Tom Sawyer by Rush A modern day warrior Countries pride Today's Tom Westman Lean, Mean Tribe Survivor's a social event Don't put him down as arrogant His reserve, showing horse sense Riding out the night's events That Willard!! What you say about his company It Mark Burnett's propriety Catch the snake, catch the shark Feel the misery, eat the bark In Koror, In Ulong Love and flirts do creep All of it shallow and wide Today's Tom Westman He gets high on truth And the votes he evades; He just eats stew   Top

KObrien_fan 8360 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-17-05, 01:06 PM (EST) 19. "RE: Been a while, I'll give it a shot" Nicely done!   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-18-05, 07:22 PM (EST) 20. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" I really wanted to write a parody, "Koror-cabana", but the only lyrics I could write were these: "Her name was Janu, she was a showgirl With rats nesting in her hair, a brown buff for her to wear" That's it. Pitiful. I am so poopy at this parody writing thing. I'm better at bouncing ideas off other people and throwing suggestions around. I thought the parody could write itself, but I was so terribly wrong. ::sigh::   Top

kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-19-05, 08:28 PM (EST) 21. "Koror Cabana" Rosie, working off your start, how's this? Her name was Janu, she was a showgirl With rats nesting in her hair, and a brown buff for her to wear She would tend fiire and boil the water And while Caryn and Katie fight, Tom fought the great white Across a crowded isle, they continued to smile They were strong and they had each other Who could ask for more? At the Koror (CO!), Koror-Cabana (Copacabana) The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Koror (CO!), Koror-Cabana Winning and eating were all very fitting At the Koror....they won again (Koror, Koror-cabana) His name was Ian, he was a swimmer He dove down deep into the cove, saw the fire chest on the floor And when he found it, he hauled it over And Greg he went a bit too far, smooching with Jenn in the dark And then challenges came and Ulong was decimate-d There were wins and rewards and shelter, But just who leads who? At the Koror, Koror-cabana The hottest spot north of Havana (here) At the Koror, Kororo-cabana Winning and eating were all very fitting At the Koror....they won again.   Top

kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 03-19-05, 08:51 PM (EST) 22. "Ode to Bobby Jon" Ok, decided to try my own. Ode to Bobby Jon (to the tune of “The Lumberjack Song”) (Refrain) Oh... I'm an Ulong and I'm okay; I sleeps at night and I works all day. Verses: I cut down trees I tend the fire I go to the la-va-tree On Wednesdays I do challenges, and catch fish that are very wee. (Refrain) I work hard at camp I split coconuts I like to wear bandanas I put on women's clothing and hang around cabanas (Refrain) I win challenge heats I wear table cloths Cargo shorts and Angie’s bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear pa-pa!   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-21-05, 08:55 AM (EST) 23. "RE: Ode to Bobby Jon" I.Heart.Kathliam. Not only did you do a terrific job with Koror-Cabana, you took on a Monty Python parody.....with Bobby Jon wearing women's clothing, no less! Well done, I am not worthy. And I meant to tell you that you have a terrific sig pic.   Top

gemaedhi 2 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 03-23-05, 01:14 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Song Parody Challenge" jeff and julie? ricky lee jones "chuck e.'s in love". i've got a "jeff p.'s in love". do i post it here?   Top

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