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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Maritime Warning - Impending Tragedy"
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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02-27-05, 02:09 AM (EST)
 
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3. "RE: Maritime Warning - Impending Tragedy" |
ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! Fear nots, dear Beebs! Wander bin a-singing since she coom aboord, so I's had 'er cegged up fer bein' sech a bird. En Johnnyboy, he be sech ther strong en silernt toype, we gorts 'im et ther wheel bein' all manly-man loik he roit good art it, troof ta tell. As fer Jolarnder, heh, Oy gots 'er down ter ther galley, she be too danged borsy fer muh tests boot she gorts 'er way wiff grass'oppers en sech. As fer this Ashlees, we gorts 'er posin' fer the carver, we'll be 'avin' a farncy new masts'ead by en by! She doom as a stoomp, tho, Oy 'opes we kin tells the diffrunce betwixt 'em when the carver's doon. ARRRRRRR!!!!
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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02-28-05, 05:43 AM (EST)
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6. "Time to call in "TroopBasherBabes!"" |
I remember a time when every distress call was answered by the BasherBabes.
Be it out-finger-waggling Alicia or spitting on "queen" Sarah's arrival.
They could certainly Blow-up a life raft. Regardless of chest size. Or moreso, because of chest size!
Losing 3 such huge basher-quality survivors so soon? It's almost to much to take.
Where are the basherbabes when you need them.I took a cruise tour with them once but ended up getting off when Ken got booted, in Thailand. Bebo do you happen to know if there is still an itenerary for the Cruise? I'd be interested in joining again? Perhaps we should start our own cruise line. We'll invite all our friends to partake in a boat tour complete with cabanaboys and strappingcaptain.
I think we should just cruise the islands of Palau and pick up the rtvDAW's that are still afloat. I also have boating skills if the question comes up.  Sn'DCS©MMIV
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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02-28-05, 06:09 PM (EST)
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7. "Update on the fleet" |
The SS Osten, aka The Quit BoatQuit, the lamest of you
Come aboard, we're expecting you... The Quit Boat
Soon will be making another run
The Quit Boat
Place for the losers who say that they're done
Not a course for adventure,
This place is for those who can't last At last check, those stowed away on this vessel included... Osten (your captain)
Jenna (your - and everyone else's - cruise director)
Sue (your gopher)
Ashlee (your...whatever Vicki did - post puberty, of course)
The Basher Babes Yacht
Hasn't sailed in quite a while. Reports are that the babes and their cabin boys decided to just sit around and get drunk. Those reports (hic) are unofficial, however. This yacht has traditionally been the site of some of the best parties on the Seven Seas. The Basher Babes (and their cabin boys) have enjoyed torturing, putting to work, drooling over, etc. those who are cast off from the game.
Beblo and Kimdra
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-05, 02:44 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: Update on the fleet" |
Reports are that the babes and their cabin boys decided to just sit around and get drunk. Those reports (hic) are unofficial, however.Doesn't it suck being older, more responsible. It seems as if the "good-ole-days" are indeed gone.
The babes have paired up (or quadrupled up), the yacht is drydocked and the handcuffs have gone rusty. Too bad, cause if any season seemed to hold great promise for the BasherBabes, this one would be it. So many DAW's too little time.
And Oh The Eye-Candy! I fear I'd spread myself too wide thin. I mean thin. Sn'DCS©MMIV
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings
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03-01-05, 10:58 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: Update on the fleet" |
Hey phyl...I would help you out with the eye candy. I wouldn't want you to spread yourself...er er er too thin...yeah that's it...too thin! 
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