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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
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As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
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Drive My Car 20045 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-02, 05:54 PM (EST)
 
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Pooh's funny. I think I'm just gonna keep following her around.
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dj 229 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-02, 07:44 PM (EST)
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Wow, I thought that I had interesting neighbors. This is a whole new level.
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09-09-02, 08:18 PM (EST)
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I'm loving this neighbor. How would you like it if every time you wanted to improve your garden your next door neighbor rushed to call somebody to complain about it? I don't think you guys are appreciating the nuances of the neighbor's decorating schema. First, for those of you critical of the mailbox, please note that the Rock has been carefully designed to balance the mailbox at the other end of the path. A kind of Japanese garden effect. And I thought it was real considerate of him to put his pool table where the neighbors could use it too. My personal favorite is the bricked-up mailbox. It really is a shame that I don't live in Georgia. In my neighborhood pouring the oil out and chaining up the dog would both earn him jail time. 
Poor guy probably has no idea what the neighbors keep complaining about.
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09-10-02, 10:28 AM (EST)
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I have the opposite of this scenario. I have nosey redneck neighbors. I've gotten two calls and a visit from animal control about my dog barking all night. There are several dogs in the neighborhood and instead of finding out which one it is, they call about mine. The only problem is, MY dog is not out at night. *laughs* When my father goes to bed (usually about 8 p.m.), she goes to bed too. We got into this habit when she was a baby because instead of barking, she sings. The last time the neighbor called, the police showed up and then they had to go to my father's workplace to ask him what we do with the dog at night. *laughs*
Another thing, all the neighborhood kids are scared of my dog. My nephews had brought a little girl over to play in the kiddie pool. As they were opening the side gate, another kid on a bike rode by and told my oldest nephew that the dog was scary and not to go in there. Darris turned around and said "Her name's not Scary, it's Giffy!" The little girl got some serious sniffing (she has a puppy) and then a big kiss which she didn't appreciate at all. *laughs* 
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09-11-02, 09:39 AM (EST)
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Pooh hon....I thought I had commented on this, but I guess not. 
Thank you for posting this! ROFLMMFAO!! Mr. Vamps and I had a GREAT chuckle taking turns reading it to each other. We laugh because we HAVE neighbors like that along the river. *I* should post some pics sometime... You all wouldn't believe it! LMAO!   Sing until it hurts....
 
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09-11-02, 03:05 PM (EST)
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LAST EDITED ON 09-11-02 AT 03:06 PM (EST)Heh. Did I ever tell you guys about my drug-running porn star neighbors? They're a hoot. My circumstantial evidence: - Always have people coming and going at strange hours.
- They're obviously very wealthy, but none of them seem to work.
- They pick fights in the streets like 12 year old boys.
- They always head out on their boat (down the river and onto the lake) at about midnight or 1 AM, then come straight back less than 30 minutes later.
- They act like they are on drugs.
And, the only "evidence" that they are porn stars:
- They are unnaturally good looking, as are all their friends, but they have those weird pock marks and blemishes when you look at them up close - just like most porn stars. Blech.
Femme
edited cause I blew it. preview, Preview, PREVIEW!
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