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"Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII"
VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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09-08-02, 12:46 PM (EST)
 
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"Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Hello once again all you lovely mortals! *smooch* It’s been a hell of a summer, and not all of it fun, so it is GREAT to be back here with all of you. Hopefully, I will have more time to hang out now that all the drama in my life seems to have dissipated. *knocks on wood*  I haven’t had a chance to read up on all the things I have missed, but I did notice that we have a lot of new peeps, *waves to all of the new peeps* and we have had some birthdays I see! So Happy, happy birthday to Leif, RR, Misto My BUGGY and Frau! *spanks you all* (grin) That was fun!! I suppose it doesn’t surprise you all that I have a few questions for you. And remember… EVERYONE is encouraged to answer these….seriously or sarcastically. *winks at Supe and Dave* Have I mentioned how much I’ve missed you all? And Jizzy? I think we have a trip to tell of and pics to post… ya think? *smiles* Anyway I hope I don’t do any repeats. After all… it’s been a looooong time, huh??? I actually had to go into the archives to see what SQ nuber I had stopped at. *goggle*
Ok now, Heeeeeeeeeeere we go!! 1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Do you all realize how much I have missed you? Naaah… of course you don’t. All I can say is… It’s GOOD to be home!!! *huge Vampire smooches to you all!!!*
 (Special thanks to Jizzy for taking this pic of me with his night vision video cam. Thanks ZZ!)
 
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09-08-02, 01:13 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Ok now, Heeeeeeeeeeere we go!! * wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) I tinkle. (oops overshare?) Ok after I tinkle I drink a big glass of water and then smoke a cig 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Oh yikes! Other people are gross. I avoid looking at others while eating out. But open mouth chewing, or nose blowing would gross me out. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you
choose? German ( reminds me of my grandparents) 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? Oh I always wanted to dress as a bag of gumballs. You put a clear plastic trashbag on and fill it with balloons!! LOL, but then you can't sit down, so that sucks. I will be passing out candy, so I will do my usual and put on kitty face makeup, or clown nose. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Abandonment! ( and you made it worse by leaving me for so long, thank you) *hehehe* 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) The colar of coffee with cream ( I know, it's cheating, but whatever) 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Frames for precious Artwork. ( with my luck I'd end up being a TV stand) 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Barbara Walters!! She now sounds just like peeps making fun of her. Oh and Julie Chen when she is trying to be cute (EWWW) 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Sugar ( Acck wait thats alcohol) Ummmm this is so tough. OK Fat nope nope, ummmmmm. This question sucks! 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Bathtub or booze, or both ( hope I don't drown) Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? He pissed her off so she had to invent something.
We miss you too Vampers!! Love the new pic!!
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09-08-02, 01:17 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
OMH KIRA !!!!! WOW !!!!! WELCOME BACK GIRL !!!!!Looooooooong time nooooooooo see  Glad yo hear your dramarama summer is over, hope you don't leave again  Anyway, to your q's: >1: What is the very
>FIRST thing you do when
>you wake up in the
>morning? (Besides getting out of
>bed.. lol) Get my cereal and Lemon Diet Coke (I won't mention naughty things, even if Sherps likes to hear about them ) and check e-mail. > 2: What is the
>one thing that you may
>see another diner doing in
>a restaurant that would cause
>you to lose your appetite? Picking ones nose. YUK !!!!! > 3: If you could
>have a foreign accent, which
>one would you choose? Australian, very sexy mate !!!!! > 4: Halloween is coming!
>What are YOU dressing up
>as? (Even if you aren’t..
>what would you dress up
>as? Ms. Bebo >5: Do you have any
>fears from childhood that are
>still with you today? My brother, he's skareoke honey. > 6: If you could
>change your skin color to
>ANYTHING, what color would
>you be? ( You may
>not choose a REAL skin
>color.. ie; white, black, olive……) I would not change a thing. >7: You are a tree.
>You have just been chopped
>down. What are they going
>to make out of you? Pencils, so a whole new generation of talented peeps learns to write. > 8: What television personality
>has a voice that annoys
>the heck out of you? Leno. YUK !!!!! > 9: You have to give
>one of these up. Choose:
>Salt, sugar, or fat. Fat !!!!! > 10: What is your
>favorite way to unwind? Listening to all you peeps gossip >Question 11: If necessity is the
>mother of invention… what part
>did the father play? You are truly "demented" Kira, but I have told you that already >Do you all realize how much
>I have missed you? Naaah…
>of course you don’t. All
>I can say is… It’s
>GOOD to be home!!!
>
>*huge Vampire smooches to you all!!!* Trust me, you have been missed 
(c) 2002 IceCat Originals, Inc. All rights reserved.
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09-08-02, 01:27 PM (EST)
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3. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
I ought to post more often asking for a crazy question list like I did over on the NFL pool thread -- poof there you are with the questions!
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
Make coffee, of course. I'm simply not a human being until I've had my first cup or two of coffee.
2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
Someone who is really digging into their nostrils - somehow, seeing someone enthusiastically pick their nose while I'm trying to eat is a major turn off for me.
3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
I do have a foreign accent of sorts... people have said that I sound somewhat French -- no kidding, and it also fits in perfectly with my user name here.
4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
Haven't thought about that one yet... Hmm, I might think of going as some famous personality of the moment as my way of sticking it to them. In the past, I've gone as Bishop Tutu and as a Chernobyl nuclear station worker, amongst other things).
5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
I still have a morbid fear of bees after I developed an allergy as a teenager after being stung.
6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
Hey, I like the idea of being olive green or burgundy red.
7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
Oh this is too easy for some people -- they could be a giant woody! As for myself... Penelope thinks that I would become a statue so she could put me on display.
8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
Well, voices doesn't bother me as some of you very well know... but seeing Bob Barker annoys the hell out of me. He should be neutered, not these poor dogs and cats.
9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
Easy for me. I haven't used salt in about 20 years now.
10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
Beside spending time here on SBlows? *staring blankly and slowly repeating question* ... every night I tend to go up to the bedroom and watch TV with Pene -- that's always a good way to wrap up the day.
Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play?
Urgency. Mothers tend to think things through and act on necessity -- but men will jump and do things without thinking it through and you know men have a sense of urgency when it comes to sex with females... so that's my answer.
>
>Special thanks to Jizzy for taking this pic of
>me with his night vision video cam. Thanks ZZ!)
You mean... Jizzy is... UNCLE CAMERAMAN?!? That's the same type of camera they use on Survivor!  .....
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VampKira 4433 desperate attention whore postings
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09-08-02, 01:33 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
I ought to post more often asking for a crazy question list like I did over on the NFL pool thread -- poof there you are with the questions!That is exactly why I did these now.. Just for you, Le Pew. *smooch* Well, voices doesn't bother me as some of you very well know... but seeing Bob Barker annoys the hell out of me. He should be neutered, not these poor dogs and cats. DOUGH!!!!!!!! Why do I always do that? *hug* Remember Pepe... next time you and Pepe are in Grove City.... we have a date!
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09-08-02, 01:40 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Great to have you back. In honor of your return I'll answer with visual aids What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Hunt for something to cover me up so that I can let my pup out without scandalizing the neighbors. What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
Smelling their food. What's with that? Why would you want to eat food after you stuck your nose into it? If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
French. I'd get to sound foreign and pretentious at the same time. Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as?
What a slam-dunk. There is only one choice this year -- James Traficant
 Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
Family reunions <cower> If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be?
This one, I think.
It would go well with this color hair
You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
Pencils. I would get to travel and might even prove useful.
What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
Tom Brokaw. How did they ever pick a guy with a nasal voice and a speech impediment? You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Sugar no question... doesn't even require thought. What is your favorite way to unwind?
Another slam dunk. Great sex, of course. If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play?
He was just a drifter, passing through town. A photographer of bridges .... Oh that's another story.
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09-08-02, 01:51 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)Have to use the bathroom. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Picking their nose. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Hungarian, because my grandfather was Hungarian, even though he did not have an accent. He was raised here in the United States. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? I have a pattern to make a renaissance costume, but I might dress up as a witch instead. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? This sounds so stupid. I am really frightened of caterpillars, and it's a fear that I share with my sister. They frighten me more than spiders. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) I want to be blue, like the blue men. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? I would make a fine piece of furniture, such as a desk - the kind they call a secretary. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Richard Simmons, ewwwww! I always turn the channel. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Recent health concerns have meant that I have to give up all three. Bummer. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Coming here to OT. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? He just sat around and asked for a beer. (No, my husband is not like that.)  Come on in, the water's fine!
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09-08-02, 02:32 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Hooray for strange questions!1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Turn off alarm, feed dogs, start coffee, let dogs outside, feed other animals, let dogs inside, get coffee, read SB. O.K., so that's the first 8 things. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Explode. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Canadian, ey. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? Scorpius from Farscape. Or John Crichton, if I could pull off the leather pants as well as he does. Mmmmm, pull off John Crichton's leather pants... 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Fears? No. Why would I have any fears? Why are you asking that? What do you mean? Are you trying to suggest something? Wait, you're in with those people chasing me all the time, aren't you? Fears. I scoff at fears. Right. Moving on. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) After consulting with my box of 24 Crayola(r) Crayons, I have chosen "red violet." 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Those paddles they make in fraternities to spank the pledges. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Paige Davis, host of Trading Spaces. Maybe it's her personality more than her voice. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Easy, salt. Never use it. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Wild Turkey and Coke. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Nearly wrecked it by trying to make the invention more powerful.  Strider
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09-08-02, 02:43 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Great to see you back, Vamps! I've missed your strange questions!1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
Wake my girls up for school! Then it's a mad dash to see which of the four of us gets the restroom first! Heehee! 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
That would be either picking thier noses, or hacking up a flem-wad! Ewww! 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
Easy one. That would be French! Ask Femme, whenever we get together, we start talking with a french accent. We have no idea why!!! 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
I'm dressing up as the b!tch that I gave Frau (and Scribe!) for her birthday! Oh yeah! 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
Yes, I cringe everytime one of my girls gets a male teacher. I don't expect anyone to really understand this. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
I know I'm not supposed to pick a real color, but I would choose to be the color of vitiligo. That way, I could match my youngest daughter! 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
Hmmmm? I would like to be made into either a picture frame-to hold a precious memory of a loved one, or a doghouse-to shelter man's best friend. I guess as long as I was appreciated by the user, then I would be happy! 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
As of right now, I'm drawing a blank. But, I reserve the right to edit my answer later! 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
I should give up salt, but I'd rather give up my front-row-seat-in-hell first! Like Buggy says, sugar is a keeper, since our fave liquid nourishment is made out of it, so I give up fat. Yah right, like that's gonna happen! 10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
Sorry to steal from Buggy, but this is the way to unwind-a hot bubble bath with Jose Cuervo! Hey, Jose, I'll wash your back if you wash my front! Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play?
You mean the man plays a part??? 
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09-08-02, 03:36 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-08-02 AT 03:39 PM (EST)1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Drink juice, then I lay back down, wait for it to digest and then get up again and make my breakfast 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? I don't like watching babies get sick while I'm eating
3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Always wanted to have a Scottish accent
4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up
as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up
as? Bond Girl 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are
still with you today? I hate heights 6: If you could change your skin color to
ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) I would be green because Kermit the frog rocked!
7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped
down. What are they going to make out of you? A wonderful book
8: What television personality has a voice that annoys
the heck out of you? Martha Stewart & Christopher Lowell
9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Salt, never use it
10: What is your favorite way to unwind? I love to read and listen to music Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? he was just looking to get laid
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09-08-02, 03:49 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-08-02 AT 04:24 PM (EST)I haven’t had a chance to read up on all the things I have missed, but I did notice that we have a lot of new peeps, *waves to all of the new peeps* Hi VampKira, this Belle *waves* back at ya! 1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Grab a diet pepsi, and wish it was not A.M. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Blowing their nose. YUCK! 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? I will take any of them. With my accent they would all still sound very Southern.
4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
A Southern Belle of course
5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Snakes! I just hate them. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) I would not change. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Lumber for a home. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Ann Robinson. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Fat, fat, fat, fat! 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? *blush* A lady never kisses and tells. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Don't know never saw him there.
Do you all realize how much I have missed you? Naaah… of course you don’t. All I can say is… It’s GOOD to be home!!! *huge Vampire smooches to you all!!!* Good to meet you. Welcome back. *smooches* back at ya!
(Special thanks to Jizzy for taking this pic of me with his night vision video cam. Thanks ZZ!)
Great work ZZ.
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09-08-02, 04:17 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very
FIRST thing you do when
you wake up in the
morning? (Besides getting out of
bed.. lol) Check my email and smoke 2: What is the
one thing that you may
see another diner doing in
a restaurant that would cause
you to lose your appetite? When someone takes a knife and scrapes skin. I have seen it, I think they had a callus and I almost puked. 3: If you could
have a foreign accent, which
one would you choose? Irish of course *grin* 4: Halloween is coming!
What are YOU dressing up
as? (Even if you aren’t..
what would you dress up
as? Barbie 5: Do you have any
fears from childhood that are
still with you today? Thunderstorms 6: If you could
change your skin color to
ANYTHING, what color would
you be? ( You may
not choose a REAL skin
color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Purple! My favorite color. But more like lavender cuz I think its prettier and I can match more clothes with it. And when it comes around to Easter, I would match the M&Ms 7: You are a tree.
You have just been chopped
down. What are they going
to make out of you? My luck this week, toilet paper 8: What television personality
has a voice that annoys
the heck out of you? I HATE PETER JENNINGS Christa McAuliffe was the Teacher who was going to space and was aboard the Challenger when it exploded. That night he said, "Christa McAuliffe, the first Teacher to DIE in space" with emphasis on the die. Since I live in the same city as she did, it hit hard. 9: You have to give
one of these up. Choose:
Salt, sugar, or fat. Why do I have to give them up again? If I don't give up any of them, whats the penalty? 10: What is your
favorite way to unwind? Bath with sea salts, candles, bubble bath, and the new issue of Cosmo. Question 11: If necessity is the
mother of invention… what part
did the father play? He didn't ask for directions, I know dumb question, but oh well Do you all realize how much
I have missed you? Naaah…
of course you don’t. All
I can say is… It’s
GOOD to be home!!! *huge Vampire smooches to you all!!!* We missed you so much too! Glad you are back and posting these questions! 
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09-08-02, 05:02 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
>1: What is the very
>FIRST thing you do when
>you wake up in the
>morning? (Besides getting out of
>bed.. lol) Pee >
> 2: What is the
>one thing that you may
>see another diner doing in
>a restaurant that would cause
>you to lose your appetite? Anything involving snot.
> 3: If you could
>have a foreign accent, which
>one would you choose?
Russian
>
> 4: Halloween is coming!
>What are YOU dressing up
>as? (Even if you aren’t..
>what would you dress up
>as?
a boring old witch.
>5: Do you have any
>fears from childhood that are
>still with you today?
>
boat ramps at night
> 6: If you could
>change your skin color to
>ANYTHING, what color would
>you be? ( You may
>not choose a REAL skin
>color.. ie; white, black, olive……) purple >7: You are a tree.
>You have just been chopped
>down. What are they going
>to make out of you?
an entertainment center
>
>
> 8: What television personality
>has a voice that annoys
>the heck out of you?
I cannot believe I am drawing a total blank here
> 9: You have to give
>one of these up. Choose:
>Salt, sugar, or fat.
salt >
> 10: What is your
>favorite way to unwind? reading or playing Snood on the computer
>
>Question 11: If necessity is the
>mother of invention… what part
>did the father play?
>
well, he f*cked things up to begin with
Just because I have standards, they call me a b*tch. Diana Ross
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09-08-02, 05:20 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
Brush my teeth. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
When another diner blows their nose on the restaurants linen napkins. EWWWWWWWWW! 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
Australian --- I'd love to be able to say my name the way they do! 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
Still working on it. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
The way my mother thinks still scares me. Does that count? 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
Blue --- so many shades to choose from. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
One of those rustic log beds. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
Tom Brokenjaw 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
Fat 10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
Bubble bath and a glass of wine Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play?
I heard father ran out of something essential. WELCOME BACK!! 
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16. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very
FIRST thing you do when
you wake up in the
morning? (Besides getting out of
bed.. lol) Turn on TV - it's the only way to tell the time - there isn't a clock in the room, and I don't wear watches 2: What is the
one thing that you may
see another diner doing in
a restaurant that would cause
you to lose your appetite? Throw up 3: If you could
have a foreign accent, which
one would you choose? Irish 4: Halloween is coming!
What are YOU dressing up
as? (Even if you aren’t..
what would you dress up
as? Charlie Chaplin 5: Do you have any
fears from childhood that are
still with you today? Dentists 6: If you could
change your skin color to
ANYTHING, what color would
you be? ( You may
not choose a REAL skin
color.. ie; white, black, olive……) See sigpic
7: You are a tree.
You have just been chopped
down. What are they going
to make out of you?
Nothing. I fell on them out of spite.
8: What television personality
has a voice that annoys
the heck out of you?
Brooke Whatsherface from Dog Eat Dog 9: You have to give
one of these up. Choose:
Salt, sugar, or fat. Salt 10: What is your
favorite way to unwind? Anticlockwise Question 11: If necessity is the
mother of invention… what part
did the father play? He kept time (Father Time, oh never mind...)
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17. "Supe's strange answers.." |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning?(Besides getting out of bed.. lol)Well, the FIRST thing I do is load a gun. If you wanna know the SECOND thing, you'll have to speak to my attorney. And there's no way even he is gonna tell you the THIRD thing. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Are you like me? Does it not irk you when somebody stands up in the middle of a meal and urinates all over the table? I mean, I don't technically "lose" my appetite, but when they take a dump on the napkin holder, I tend to eat a lot faster. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? I'd like to have a Hyundai Accent. No, wait, I wouldn't. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? I'm not gonna wear a costume. I'm just gonna knock on other people's doors and when they ask what I'm gonna be, I'm gonna tell them that, "I'm just one of the thousands of aging Gen X-er's waiting for you to die so that I, and my peers, can feel free to drag out our lazy attitude and our lack of worth ethic and take over the world that you have worked so hard to build. And ruin it." Scary, huh? : Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? I went to a holiness church once and the preacher talked about the sins of "The Evil Flesh". Now, if you're in a southern church, "The Evil Flesh" is pronounced, "The Eeeevil Flaysh." Whenever there is a rustle in the woods, or a wind that strikes my ear just right, I hide in my closet in fear of "The Eeeevel Flaysh." 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? (You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) I wanna be mucus colored. And then (on weekends) I wanna drive to Mount Rushmore and hang out of Jeffersons nose. Those people who pay a quarter to look at those dead dudes would get their money's worth that day. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Toothpicks. Toothpicks to be delivered to the Playboy Mansion. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? My television actually has a split personality, but here's the crazy thing: Both of it's voices annoy me! Even when the T.V. is nice and playing with the kids (That's it's nice personality) The voice is shrill and Mary Poppins-ish. And then, when my T.V. gets all mean and tries to kill me, the voice is kindof like Dustin Hoffman's when he was in Tootsie. By the way, don't buy a Magnavox. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Mmmm...Sugary salted fat. I actually like to have it on a bun with relish. If I had to give one up, I'd have to go with the relish, 'cause really it just takes away from the sugary salty fatness of it all. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Counterclockwise. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? He didn't really get to play, but he has to pay alot of child support to geeks like Ben Franklin and Alexander Grahm Bell.
Ahhhh... thanks, Vamps.
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09-08-02, 05:48 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
I haven’t had a chance to read up on all the things I have missed, but I did notice that we have a lot of new peeps, *waves to all of the new peeps**Waves back to Vamp* I'm one of the newbies - but everyone has already warned me about you. 1. What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
Wake up in the morning? I don't understand. 2. What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
I pretty much ignore others when I am dining out so people being loud and obnoxious. 3. If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
Australian - the ladies seem to dig it. 4. Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
Ned Flanders (hiddely ho) 5. Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
Heights, spiders - although they both have diminshed somewhat with age. 6. If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? (You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive)
Blue. I'd wear a white hat and pants and steal children's money as Deliquent Smurf.
7. You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
Hockey sticks. 8. What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
Fran Drescher 9. You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
Well I am giving up sugar right now and it SUCKS, so I would say salt. 10. What is your favorite way to unwind?
Slurpee and a hockey game on TV Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part
did the father play?
Paid the bill.
 Aloof...bizarre...sarcastic...volatile...he is a CAT after all! 
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09-08-02, 06:19 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Yay!!!! We've missed you, Vamp!!!!!1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Pee. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? The first answer that popped into my mind was digging down that nasal cavity, so I'll stick with that. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Italian...ciao, bella! 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? This is an interesting question. My evil, demonic hellhounds and I are doing an MS walk for charity that following weekend, and I want to enter the costume contest. I'm wracking my brain to figure out the perfect costume for a demented woman and her two demented Yorkshire Terriers. The best idea I've gotten so far is that they could be Ozzy and Sharon, and I'd be Kelly. I'm still thinking, though...ideas are welcome. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? I think my claustrophobia started when I listened to a scary record that described being buried alive and trying to claw out. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Let's go with the bright pink family...maybe fuschia? 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Some no-talent geek who thinks he's a sculptor is going to make a horrendous statue and insist that his wife put it somewhere prominent in the house so that all of their visitors can see it when they come to visit. She makes sure to knock it down with the vacuum cleaner so that it keeps getting chipped and she has an excuse to move it out of the living room. The house is exceptionally clean, but they eventually divorce, because he cannot grasp the fact that he has no talent and assumes that her unwillingness to accept his dream of quitting his job and being a full-time sculptor is simply because she wants to keep him beaten down.
8: What television personality has a voice that annoys
the heck out of you? Fran Drescher, Nikki from AI, Gilbert Gottfried...I'm sure there are more. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Salt. The other two would make chocolate off-limits, and we just can't have that! 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Three ingredients: a comfy chair, a good book, and chocolate. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? The father lost the directions, claiming that he didn't need them anyway. That's why things got invented - since the original instructions were lost, no one knew how stuff was supposed to be put together or what it was supposed to do.
Evil, rude, snotty, and proud of it!
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09-08-02, 06:24 PM (EST)
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21. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
First of all, WB Vamps!
And thanks for the spankings, oooo do it again!!1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
Pee 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
Pulling a John Belushi - Animal house "See if you can guess what I am now?" "A zit!" 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
Blowshevian 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
A love slave to a certain SB lady!! 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
Heights 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
Blue 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
A new doghouse for SS 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
Me, get annoyed???? 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
Salt, I can deal with that but I need my fat and sugar. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
Lie on the beach Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play
Persistance 
"Them people had to be pretty dumb to make their camp in a riverbed." - Rudy Boesch
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09-08-02, 07:57 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Good to see you back Vamps! *Hugs*1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Morning? What is morning? I hit the snooze button until morning has passed. Seriously, I usually have to go to the bathroom when I first wake up. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? One time a lady vomited in Olive Garden. I wasn't too hungry after that. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Southern. Oh, that's not foreign. Italian. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? A courtesan. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Roaches. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Blue with purple polka-dots. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? A really big pipe. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Jay Leno. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Fat. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? I'm already in trouble for my favorite way, so I'll have to say a bubble bath. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Practicality? Mon When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.~ Helen Keller
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23. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)Pee 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? If someone spits something out right in front of me because it tastes gross or whatever reason, I just don't feel like eating anymore. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Austrailian 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? Not dressing up, but I saw a Sponge Bob Square Pants costume the other day and thought that would be neat to dress up as. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Being broke 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Blue 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? The sticks the environmentalist use to hold up their protest signs. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Fran Dresler 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. It would be hard, but I would say salt. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Watch a movie. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Not much of one. Ashmo
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09-08-02, 08:36 PM (EST)
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24. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)Pee. Hey, that's usually why I wake up inthe first place! 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Wipe their nose without using a tissue, napkin, etc. That's just plain disgusting. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? French. I would use it to order Italian food! 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? A very old wizard. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Thoughts of my second grade teacher still scare me. I tell ya, the lady was a witch! 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Wolfpack Red!! 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Someone's in trouble because I would be koa wood from Hawaii, and it's illegal to chop me down! I would make a lovely frame to place around a beautiful pice of art (like the one in my bedroom).
8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
That lady from The Nanny (can't remember her name), Janis from Friends, and George Costanza's mother. Like fingernails on chalkboards. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. This is not fair. Aren't these three of the five basic food groups? Okay, I'll give up the fat. I gotta have salt for my margaritas, and in the South you have to have sugar for your tea. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Saturday afternoon watching college football or basketball. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? He just likes to watch. 
If you don't have time to do it right the first time, when are you going to find time to do it again? - Anonymous
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09-08-02, 08:56 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)You're assuming I haven't done things before I get out of bed. It usually involves children. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Puking. I can't think of anything else that can be done in public that would make me give up food. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Something Eastern European. Think Natasha from Bullwinkle. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? Depends on whether Halloween is using protection or not. I haven't thought about it. Probably a witch *grin* 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Deep water/drowning. I can't stand to have water on my face. Even when I'm showering, I squelch down my fight or flight instinct just so I can wash my face. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Blue, like that chick from X-men. And I'd want my eyes to be black watch plaid. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? A very, vey small canoe. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? All of them. Although I do have an especial hatred for Fran Drescher and Julie Chen and Rush Limbaugh. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Salt, no question. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Alcohol, sugar, and sex, preferably together. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? The usual. Sit on the couch, burp, scratch, and then complain that there's nothing on the damn TV and so she better get on the stick and fix that little problem.  
"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power." -- Ashleigh Brilliant
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26. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)make coffee. Yes, even before I pee. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? It involves bodily functions. I'll go no further. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? According to some, I already have one (southern drawl). But I guess I'd have ze Francais accent! 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? I always have the Spock ears and monk robe ready, portraying myself as a Vulcan priest. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Yes. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Red and Black(?) 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Either a storebox (manger), a boat, or a cross. (Do y'all know the story of this one? 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Al Michaels on "Monday Night Football". 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Easy: Salt. I have high blood pressure, and pretty much have given up salt anyway. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Intense sex with hot babes (a.k.a. Vampyres) whose photos appear in nite light. , or maybe with hot Pink Flamingo babes or hot Southern babes that share my love for UGA Dawgs.  Failing the availability of said Vampyre or ladies, 18 holes of golf. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Sperm (financing) donor. P.S. I love that pic of you, Vampy. You are absolutely gorgeous, even in nite lite. 
Contradictions don't exist. If you are faced with a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong. -- Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
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09-08-02, 10:44 PM (EST)
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28. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-08-02 AT 10:46 PM (EST)Welcome back, doll!! You've been missed!
>
>
>1: What is the very
>FIRST thing you do when
>you wake up in the
>morning? (Besides getting out of
>bed.. lol)
>
Pee, then shower...not at the same time!!!
> 2: What is the
>one thing that you may
>see another diner doing in
>a restaurant that would cause
>you to lose your appetite?
>
Anything that involves snot
>
> 3: If you could
>have a foreign accent, which
>one would you choose?
>
I can already do almost any accent, but my faves are British and Spanish...and Texan, but that's natural.
> 4: Halloween is coming!
>What are YOU dressing up
>as? (Even if you aren’t..
>what would you dress up
>as?
>
Hmmmmm...have to get back to you on that one
>5: Do you have any
>fears from childhood that are
>still with you today?
>
Not really. I'm a bit claustrophic, but I don't think that stems from anything from my childhood...that I can remember...
> 6: If you could
>change your skin color to
>ANYTHING, what color would
>you be? ( You may
>not choose a REAL skin
>color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
>
I'm gonna go with bright green >
>7: You are a tree.
>You have just been chopped
>down. What are they going
>to make out of you?
>
Unlike Buggy, I wouldn't mind being a TV stand.
>
> 8: What television personality
>has a voice that annoys
>the heck out of you?
>
A rather obvious one, Fran Drescher. Also, Rosie Perez. >
> 9: You have to give
>one of these up. Choose:
>Salt, sugar, or fat.
>
Salt
> 10: What is your
>favorite way to unwind?
>
Aromatic eucalyptus-scent bubble bath and a Shiner Bock
>Question 11: If necessity is the
>mother of invention… what part
>did the father play?
>
He came along after and corrected all her screw-ups
> (Special thanks to Jizzy
>for taking this pic of
>me with his night vision
>video cam. Thanks ZZ!)
>
A gorgeous pic of a gorgeous lady!!
 
- Things go better with Rock!!
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09-09-02, 02:12 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-09-02 AT 02:20 AM (EST)1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Put on my glasses and turn the tv on ESPN. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Eating undercooked food, or perhaps blowing their nose on a table napkin. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? I think the Australian accent would work well with me. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? I'm pulling the Michael Myers costume out of the closet, he came back with a mini-bang this year, so I figure I would recycle the old costume and still look ok. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Hmm....I used to fear Richard Simmons. If I was a child today, I'd fear Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, and all Catholic Priests. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Green....with little gold cheesehead shapes all over me. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? They are going to chop me into little segments and use the segments as the stools at tribal council on Survivor 6. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? John Madden kills me. Those Tinactin commercials are horrible, and I'm so glad he's gone from FOX. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Salt....I don't use much anyways. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Watch tv...just about any show... Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? The father left her twenty years ago, no one has seen him since...
Packers 2002 Mission: 16W Update: 1-0, Saints are the next casualty!"If we get home field, it's over. We're not losing at home." - Brett Favre....Consider yourselves forewarned, Rams.
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35. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
The off topic's resident aussie says to all those who want an australian accent.. when you have an australian accent in the USA most people ask if you are from England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland and then lastly Australia LOL1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Shower, watch the weather, coffee 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Watching kids use their hands to take food from a buffet, then lick their fingers then take more food with their hands. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Since I already have an australian accent i would say US LOL, coz then when i am on the phone and I am spelling my name people would understand. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? black cat 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? I don't think i really had any childhood fears, noises in the dark probably. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) i would be caramel brown all year round 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? a rocking chair 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? fran dresher of course 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Since I already gave up salt i would have to say fat...i have too much of a sweet tooth to give up sugar 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? big comfy couch, baggy flannel pajama pants, good movie or good book Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? He sat on the couch with a beer and pretended to help LOL  
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36. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
>Hello once again all you lovely
>mortals! *smooch* It’s been a
>hell of a summer, and
>not all of it fun,
>so it is GREAT to
>be back here with all
>of you. Hopefully, I will
>have more time to hang
>out now that all the
>drama in my life seems
>to have dissipated. *knocks on
>wood* Welcome back Vampy! I've missed these! > Ok now, Heeeeeeeeeeere we go!!
>
>
>1: What is the very
>FIRST thing you do when
>you wake up in the
>morning? (Besides getting out of
>bed.. lol)
> Scratch myself. Nah, my routine is pretty set. Go potty, brush teeth, get dressed, kiss Mrs. Malfoy goodbye, grab a Dr. Pepper, have a smoke, and drive to work. There's not much you can do at 4am. > 2: What is the
>one thing that you may
>see another diner doing in
>a restaurant that would cause
>you to lose your appetite?
> Probably throwing up. If the food does that to someone else, I'm taking no chances. >
> 3: If you could
>have a foreign accent, which
>one would you choose?
> English, definitely. I just love that accent. Mrs. Malfoy can have a Canadian accent, just cause I have thing for chicks that say "aboot". > 4: Halloween is coming!
>What are YOU dressing up
>as? (Even if you aren’t..
>what would you dress up
>as?
> Mrs. Malfoy's been trying to get me to dress up as Hagrid for Halloween, but I'm thinking I'll just be Mick Foley again (the wrestler). >5: Do you have any
>fears from childhood that are
>still with you today?
> I just can't handle heights, especially ladders. Oddly enough, I love flying and roller coasters. > 6: If you could
>change your skin color to
>ANYTHING, what color would
>you be? ( You may
>not choose a REAL skin
>color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
> Green, so I could be the Hulk. >
>7: You are a tree.
>You have just been chopped
>down. What are they going
>to make out of you?
> A Firebolt, of course. With my luck tho, toilet paper. >
> 8: What television personality
>has a voice that annoys
>the heck out of you?
> How long do you have? Brian Dunkleman, late of American Idol, kills me, as does Stephanie McMahon of WWE fame. >
> 9: You have to give
>one of these up. Choose:
>Salt, sugar, or fat.
> Fat. I need salt and sugar. > 10: What is your
>favorite way to unwind?
> Sleep or video games. I just got Medal of Honor for Playstation (Yeah, it's 3 years old, bite me), and it's pretty sweet. >Question 11: If necessity is the
>mother of invention… what part
>did the father play?
> Donor.    Houston 19, Dallas 10!
Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled.
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09-09-02, 08:14 AM (EST)
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37. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Vampy,Great to see you around.
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
Scratch 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Another diner, not much (I have a strong stomach), however, it wouldn't take much from the staff to send me away. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? British / Carribean
4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
If all works as I've planned, I'll have a jumpsuit from my local County Detention Center
5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
None I can recall
6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
Opaque - Then I could pose for those neat "encyclopedia" photos and go around to schools as an expert
7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
A LARGE sail boat - ahhhhhhh life on the sea.
8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
Not tv but radio - Delelah - I can't stand to hear her voice. She's followed closely by Dr. Laura.
9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
Salt
10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
TV and'or 'net (The Bar Is OPEN)
Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? He just sat over on the couch, and yelled for mother to get him another beer, which led here to invent the mini-fridge. 
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09-09-02, 09:40 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-09-02 AT 11:04 AM (EST)Time to talk to myself......... 1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Wish I didn't have to get up.... then I mumble, "coffee....coffee" 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Constant finger licking. I mean, a little is ok... especially when you are eating wings or something, but fer Vamp's sake use a napkin will ya??? 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Aussie!!! *I* can tell the difference, Smiley. And I think it is the sexiest one goin'! (hey T! Think Simon Frazier..... YUMMY! *wink*) 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? A Vampire, of course! (and I really am too!) 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Nope... but I have plenty of adult fears to make up for it. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) A hunter green 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
A cops nightstick. What a great way to get out my aagression. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? The voices of Lisa Simpson and Peggy Hill. OH! and the American Idol winner, Whatsherface...... "Wow, like, I mean, I was like DUH! *giggle, giggle*" Like.... gag me with a spoon, girlfriend. Stick to singing and keep yer trap shut. You spoil the illusion! 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. sugar. I need fat and salt 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Singing hard rock songs at the top of my lungs until my voice is hoarse Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Hamlet.... yeah, I think it was Hamlet.  Sing until it hurts.
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09-09-02, 10:50 AM (EST)
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40. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Have I mentioned how much I’ve missed you all? And Jizzy? I think we have a trip to tell of and pics to post… ya think? *smiles*Sounds cool to me…and, WOW…and what a long, strange trip that’s been! 1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Tell myself I will never, ever, under any circumstances, drink as much as I did the night before…then I light up a smoke and check my email.
2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? When peeps start having sex in the booth next to me. It makes me forget all about eating food and makes me wish I would have tipped MY waitress as well as the dude in the booth next to me did. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Tenneseeian….otherwise…Australian. *jiZZy does NOT have a “twang”, regardless of what Mandymmm says*
4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th. Since I work in Haunted Houses here, I will get to wear my costume for around ummmm….like 2 months. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Yes
6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
Purple, and not in a Tinkie Winkie Telletubby kinda way either 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? A cutting board 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Sam Donaldson 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Salt…yuck…hates salt! 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Playing piano Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? He really invented it, but allowed mom to take credit for it…he was kinda nice that way…I mean when he wasn’t beating on her, and stuff. *huge Vampire smooches to you all!!!* huge JiZZy smooches…errr…uhhhhh…..that sounded kinda nasty. How about just plain ole Greg smooches back atcha (Special thanks to Jizzy for taking this pic of me with his night vision video cam. Thanks, ZZ) Awwww….your are more than welcome, Kira…thank YOU! 
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09-09-02, 11:04 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
Gotta let the dogs out. (please... don't even HUM that song...)2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
Warning, warning, put the finger down and back away from the nose. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
Scottish, cause it cracks me up. I can do it pretty well, and use it on unsuspecting folks sometimes, just for a laugh. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
Normally, I shoot for humor, but this year I'm going to be a bloody mess in a black robe with tubes running all over the place. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
Drowning. My older brother (by 6 years) used to hold my head underwater way too often, which was a real treat. As a result, you don't want to ever put your hands on my head in the water. You'll pay for it. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
I think green. I could be a real live Jolly Green Giant. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
One of those big, long Hawaiian outrigger racing canoe things. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
Barbara Walters. Sappy, drippy, yuck. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
Salt. The other two are lifelines. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
Riding my bike. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play?
Curiousity, I guess. Do you all realize how much I have missed you? Naaah… of course you don’t. All I can say is… It’s GOOD to be home!!!
So glad you came back. I hope you got to enjoy SOME of the summer.  I've got a Dill pickle for Stephanie!
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09-09-02, 11:07 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Gotta let the dogs out. (please... don't even HUM that song...)"Woof.... woof, woof, woof, woof!" Hey! You didn't say anything about barking it! *wink* And yeah.. I did get to enjoy some of my summer.  Sing until it hurts....
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09-09-02, 12:44 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)I go straight for the coffee maker! Thank goodness Mr. true gets up first to make a pot. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Besides the obvious nose picking, I'd have to say licking their knife. Ewwwwww... 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? English, cause even if they are stupid, they sound smart. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? I'm not, but if I were...I'd be a vampire 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? None that I can think of, I was a fearless child. I have picked up some adult fears though 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) This question IS strange . Ok, I'll go with Smurfy blue. *waves to Buggy* 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? HUH? LOL, ok, hmmm...a baseball bat, a pipe, and paper and pencils 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? oh there are sooo many...Joe Theisman comes to mind at the moment. OH, Fran Drescher, and Josh from BB 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. probably salt 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? lounging in my favorite raft *waves to ZZ* Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? The handyman, but if you asked Mr. true, he'd say that he paid for it Wonderful to see you Vampy, and the return of the strange questions. Now I must go read all the responses. -true 
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09-09-02, 01:38 PM (EST)
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49. "hehe" |
10: What is your favorite way to unwind?lounging in my favorite raft *waves to ZZ* pffft!!! You call it lounging...I call it NOT WORKING!!!! I must admit though...after floating on that raft yesterday, I have to admit...it was quite relaxing! Not sure if it was just the water or perhaps the 6 beers Mr true and I had consumed before 1:30. And it's a LOVELY pool too, I must say...just look peeps...here it is:
--wantZZ poohbear to know that I also scammed a pic of true's rack...and for the right price...it's herZZ!
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09-09-02, 05:29 PM (EST)
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57. "RE: hehe" |
hahah!!See, I'm holding out for the opportunity to see them for real. And besides, all I have to do is whisper "PVL" at true and she'll do anythign I ask of her. iShe SOOOO loves it when I do that. And, I've got my own little P.S. for both of you - y'all TOTALLY have midwestern twangs!! You don't htink you do, but trust me ... you do!! Now go warsh some clothes in the crick. Be careful of the feeesh though.
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09-09-02, 05:39 PM (EST)
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59. "RE: hehe" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-09-02 AT 05:46 PM (EST)And, I've got my own little P.S. for both of you - y'all TOTALLY have midwestern twangs!! You don't htink you do, but trust me ... you do!! PFFFFT!!!!(said with NO Midwestern twang)!! OK....Vampy...get your ass back in here...we have talked on the phone a lot, and you have heard me talk in person...do *I* have a "twang"? I'd ask true, but apparently she's bit of a "twanger", too. I will believe YOU...but I think these other chickZZ made a pact to just *f* around with me! hehe Now go warsh some clothes in the crick. Be careful of the feeesh though. Now that's daggum funny, ya hear? *snicker* Edited to correct some of my bad Midwestern typing habits
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09-09-02, 01:04 PM (EST)
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45. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)Usually yelling at some member of my family and fighting off my puppy. I don't really know because it's all a blur until I have my coffee. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? I don't think there is anything that would cause me to loose my appetite, unless I happened to be in the same restaurant as that exploding dude from Monty Python, that might put a damper on my spirits. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Italian. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? DH and I were Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson last year, this year we were thinking of being Hugh Hefner and a playboy Bunny...we always do a couple theme. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Yes to many to list.... 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) I'd wanna be psychedelic colored and change colors continusouly. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? CHOP ME DOWN!!!! I think not brothers and sisters...hug a tree 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Um pretty much ALL of them, top honors go to Fran Descher, that chick on Dog-Eat-Dog, any contestant on Big Brother or Love Cruise, any soap opera skank, Paige Davis, Infomercial hosts/hostesses.
9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
Is this a trick question? 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Sex! Talking about sex, thinking about sex, dreaming about sex, sex with myself, sex with others,sex with my dh, sex on a beach, sex in the morning, sex in the evening, not having sex, sex with the lights out, sex in a car, sex in a truck, sex under a tree, sex before work, sex after work, sex in the pool, sex in the gym, sex in the mall...you get the picture. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Um...he was there for the SEX. Welcome back Vampy, you look so beautiful in that pic!!!!!!  Snoocharoo
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09-09-02, 01:09 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Batsy's back!!! Oh hon, we missed you, too. I've been having some serious Strange Question DTs.
{{{{smooches for the Vampire}}}}1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
Go to the little girls' room. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
Nose blowing. Ewwwwwww 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
Aussie, mate. It sounds so sexy. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
I'll probably hand out candy, so I'll just put my kitty ears and tail on. If going to a party, I'd wear my 20's flapper costume. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
Bugs! My older brother was always teasing me with bugs and I can't stand to have a moth near me. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
Pink 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
How about a boat deck? That way I could travel the world. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
The nanny-Fran what's-her-name. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
Salt. Can't let go of my chocolate. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
With a good book. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play?
He nudged the mother awake when it was time for the 2:00 A.M. feedings. >Do you all realize how much I have missed you? Naaah… of course >you don’t. All I can say is… It’s GOOD to be home!!!
Not half as much as we missed you!
The new picture looks great!
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09-09-02, 01:27 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
---I feel the other side of the bed, to see if Mr. Swami is up yet.2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
---Hoark something up & then spit it into their napkin. I have seen this done, and it is gross. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
---Scottish or Jamaican. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
---Mr. Swami & I dress as vampires. Sometimes Mr. Swami hides in the bushes, then jumps out and scares the trick or treaters (bigger kids only, not the little cutie-pies). 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
---My sister Carole 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
---I would like to be covered with irridesent green feathers. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
---Deck boards for a first rate yacht. That way i would see the world. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
---Kelly Ripa (works with Regis) 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
---Shoot me now. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
---Play my favorite CD really LOUD, and just go away to places in my own mind. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play?
---I can't figure out the exact details, but I'm pretty sure there is incest involved here. Do you all realize how much I have missed you? Naaah… of course you don’t. All I can say is… It’s GOOD to be home!!!
---Jeez, Vampy, it is sooo good to have you back. I really missed your questions, and your presence on the board. 
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09-09-02, 02:05 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
>Have I mentioned how much I’ve
>missed you all? And Jizzy?
>I think we have a
>trip to tell of and
>pics to post… ya think?
>*smiles* YAY! Vamps is back and has a story to tell!
>1: What is the very
>FIRST thing you do when
>you wake up in the
>morning? (Besides getting out of
>bed.. lol)
Go back to sleep. > 2: What is the
>one thing that you may
>see another diner doing in
>a restaurant that would cause
>you to lose your appetite? Wolfing down the chow. > 3: If you could
>have a foreign accent, which
>one would you choose? Scottish. > 4: Halloween is coming!
>What are YOU dressing up
>as? (Even if you aren’t..
>what would you dress up
>as? I think I'll color a sheet all sorts of yucky colors and be an ebola ghost. >5: Do you have any
>fears from childhood that are
>still with you today? Yes. > 6: If you could
>change your skin color to
>ANYTHING, what color would
>you be? ( You may
>not choose a REAL skin
>color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Green then. >7: You are a tree.
>You have just been chopped
>down. What are they going
>to make out of you? Paper. > 8: What television personality
>has a voice that annoys
>the heck out of you? Gilbert Whatsisname. > 9: You have to give
>one of these up. Choose:
>Salt, sugar, or fat. Sugar. > 10: What is your
>favorite way to unwind? Reading. >Question 11: If necessity is the
>mother of invention… what part
>did the father play? Tinkerer. >Do you all realize how much
>I have missed you? As much as we missed you?
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09-09-02, 02:30 PM (EST)
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53. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
Yippee! Nice to see you, VampKira. 1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Stretch. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Someone licking their silverware or enjoying their food just a little too much. Blech. And, I diagree with Supes, somone peeing or pooing on their table wouldn't make me eat any faster; I'd be too busy ralphing. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? French, since I seem to think I am a Frenchman whenever Asrai's around. (Really, what is that all about, anyway???) 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? I want to be a pregnant nun. (I was a dead cheerleader once...) 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Ummm, no, I don't think so. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) White. (Not caucasion white, but real white) That way I could look like a slightly colorized Holly Golightly. Neat. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?] sleeeve's bedframe. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Dennis Miller. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Fat. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
Shop, shop, shop. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? All the funny stuff's already been said, so anything I say will just sound retarded. 
Femme
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09-09-02, 03:19 PM (EST)
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55. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)Stretch, then head for my scratching post. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? The health department doesn't allow me in restaurants unless I become a seeing eye cat. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? A Persian meow would be nice. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? A black cat. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? Being attacked by a woodpecker. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) It seems I am already several colors. I guess I could add green. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Humm - a cat walk? 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Hello Kitty. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Salt. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Sleeping in a nice sunny spot.
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09-09-02, 04:37 PM (EST)
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56. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)--hit the snooze and then snuggle into Mr.Fleas' arms 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? --anyone eating a root beer float next to me will make me lose my lunch big time! The smell of root beer (or an pop for that matter) mixed with ice cream is disgusting. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? --Oooo Russian for sure. I always wanted to be Natasha.
"Get moose and ska-werl" 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? --I'll be dressed as any normal witch would be on Samhain...in nothing but the sky! 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? --yup, root beer floats 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) --I wanna be like a cuttle fish, kinda clear but with undulating waves of color that change with my mood. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? --a ouiji board so I can scare the pants off of stupid people who use them without knowing what they're doing. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? --Martha Stewart 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. Salt, I rarely use it anyway. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? --a glass of chardonnay, my cat in my lap, a good book in my hand and Mr.Fleas giving me a foot massage. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? --With the rights afforded to me under the 5th Amendment to the United States Constitution and under Section 12 of the Constitution of the State of Texas, I respectfully decline to answer this question on the grounds that it may incriminate me Do you all realize how much I have missed you? Naaah… of course you don’t. All I can say is… It’s GOOD to be home!!! --I realize it and hopefully by now YOU realize it!! I'm giving you more smoochies than you'll be able to use in your lifetime right at this moment darling batsy! *sings 'til her throat hurts* Our vam-pires back and we're all so very happy...
hey la, hey la...
our vam-pires back!
--is so happy to see Vampy she could just spit!
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Lisapooh 12664 desperate attention whore postings
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09-09-02, 05:39 PM (EST)
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60. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
>Hello once again all you lovely
>mortals! *smooch*
right back at you babe - we've missed you so!>1: What is the very
>FIRST thing you do when
>you wake up in the
>morning? (Besides getting out of
>bed.. lol)
I take a shower, put on my robe and then get back into bed for about 10 minutes.
>
> 2: What is the
>one thing that you may
>see another diner doing in
>a restaurant that would cause
>you to lose your appetite?
Please explain why people blow their nose or spit out food into their napkins and then INSPECT it? Just what are they looking for in there. And smelling cigarette smoke when I'm eating turns my stomach. > 3: If you could
>have a foreign accent, which
>one would you choose?
I was leaning toward something sexy and french, but I think a more authoritative German or Austrian bark would probably be more useful > 4: Halloween is coming!
>What are YOU dressing up
>as? (Even if you aren’t..
>what would you dress up
>as?
I'm puttling a lampshade on my head and a taping a Kleenex box on one shoulder, and a clock on the other. And I'll be wearing a box around my middle. That's right, I'm going as "one night stand"
bwahahahahah!! >5: Do you have any
>fears from childhood that are
>still with you today?
just the birds man - just the birds > 6: If you could
>change your skin color to
>ANYTHING, what color would
>you be? ( You may
>not choose a REAL skin
>color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
I'm going for the olive exotic look my white bread self has always wanted.
>
>7: You are a tree.
>You have just been chopped
>down. What are they going
>to make out of you?
one night stand? > 8: What television personality
>has a voice that annoys
>the heck out of you?
Regis! Shuddup!> > 9: You have to give
>one of these up. Choose:
>Salt, sugar, or fat.
Salt. My mom & dad both have had blood presure problems since I was a kid, so I grew up with delightfully bland food - I would never even miss it. > 10: What is your
>favorite way to unwind?
one night stand? bwahahahah!
Seriously - reading or crocheting. >Question 11: If necessity is the
>mother of invention… what part
>did the father play?
he was the one night stand? I LOVE theme answers!
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09-17-02, 03:53 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning?Besides going back to sleep? Probably finding my pants. Don't laugh this isn't as easy as it appears. 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? Robbing the place, this causes me to lose my wallet as well, but hopefully not my pants. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? I mumble a lot so people already think I have one. I tell them I'm from Mmrzblklsbblm. Chicks dig foriegners. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? This year I'm going as the invisible man. It's really cool because I can send the kids out and stay home and relax. If they complain I can say "What, I was right there, I TOLD you I was going as the invisible man this year... now where's my share of the candy. And don't forget, anything suspected of being laced with drugs I've got to test, first." 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? I think all my fleas from childhood have been irradicated. I shampoo with RID, you understand. Oh, FEARS, you say; that's a different story. Ever since my Dad was killed by a clown, I've had a fear of clowns and anything circus related. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……) Clown face, so I could infiltrate the circus and extract my revenge. I tried infiltrating as a lion tamer, but I got mauled pretty bad. My stint as a tightrope walker landed me three weeks in the hospital with a broken leg. You don't even want to know what happened when I tried to gain access as an undercover elephant pooper scooper. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make of you? People never know what to make of me. 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Most all of them, but answering that question would be like admitting they HAD personalities. Neleh Dennis has been doing the local morning news here: talk about cutesifying the news. Neleh will be in a fireman's suit, or dressed as an ice-skater, or visiting the zoo in a safari outfit. "We'll get right back to that child-kidnapping story, and more on the upcoming war with Iraq... just as soon as I ride this here ostrich!" she';ll giggle (yes, I said 'giggle'). Whenever I hear her voice I go into convulsions. Fortunately she doesn't do radio, so I'm safe to drive. 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. People should give them all up, but not before trying them all together... in a big bowl... covered with milk. 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? With one of the literary classics and bottle of Chevas. OK, would you believe a comic book and pint of Yukon Jack? How about a 'Best of Baywatch' video and six pack of Blue Ribbon? Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play? Pessimissity, also known as the smotherer of invention. Every great idea had someone behind it going "That will NEVER work!"
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09-17-02, 12:53 PM (EST)
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63. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-17-02 AT 12:54 PM (EST)I think all my fleas from childhood have been irradicated. I shampoo with RID, you understand. *ahem*
--founding member of S.T.U.F.F Stop The Unnecessary Flogging of Fleas
edited because with my dander up I can't spell
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09-17-02, 10:10 AM (EST)
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62. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
LAST EDITED ON 09-17-02 AT 10:12 AM (EST)>1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol) Snuggle with Mr. Lights and give Holly (our Shih Tzu) her morning belly rub. > 2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in
>a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite? It would have to be something like throwing up as I very seldom lose my appetite.  > 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose? Definately Aussie - so sexy! > 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as? Have I mentioned how much I hate Halloween? I haven't dressed up since I was a kid and have no plans to start again. Heehee ~ do I ever sound like a Halloween Grinch! >5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today? I stepped on a snake with bare feet when I was a kid and I am still terrified of snakes. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about them.
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> 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin
>color.. ie; white, black, olive……) You really are having trouble coming up with questions, aren't you Vamps! *wink* >7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you? Ice cream! > 8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you? Franny the Nanny and Sandra Bernhardt (sp?) > 9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat. I'd rather dress up for Halloween... > 10: What is your favorite way to unwind? Southern Comfort & Diet Coke, a smoke, and the newspaper. >Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part
>did the father play? The Handyman? >Do you all realize how much I have missed you? Naaah…
>of course you don’t. All I can say is… It’s GOOD to be home!!! And it's soooooo good to have you back home! I'm glad this got bumped back up to the top because I hate to miss out on Vampy's questions. 
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09-17-02, 03:44 PM (EST)
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64. "RE: Vamp's Strange Questions: XXIII" |
1: What is the very FIRST thing you do when you wake up in the morning? (Besides getting out of bed.. lol)
That would be: Stumble to my computer, jiggle the mouse a bit until it comes out of sleep mode, smoke, then go potty.2: What is the one thing that you may see another diner doing in a restaurant that would cause you to lose your appetite?
Lots of things. Major grosso would be when they are eating steak or something and come accross a fatty part that they can't chew, and spit it back out onto their plates. 3: If you could have a foreign accent, which one would you choose?
Scottish or Welsh. Either one. 4: Halloween is coming! What are YOU dressing up as? (Even if you aren’t.. what would you dress up as?
I think I'm going all out gothic this year. Black silky dress, fishnets, knee high black leather boots, wild make-up. You get the idea. 5: Do you have any fears from childhood that are still with you today?
I'm still afraid of the dark and terrified of creepy crawly things. 6: If you could change your skin color to ANYTHING, what color would you be? ( You may not choose a REAL skin color.. ie; white, black, olive……)
Blue. Not like a dark blue, but a glowing pale blue, but not pastel. 7: You are a tree. You have just been chopped down. What are they going to make out of you?
Hell I don't know. Something useless probably.
8: What television personality has a voice that annoys the heck out of you?
Julie Chen. I hate that woman.
9: You have to give one of these up. Choose: Salt, sugar, or fat.
hmm. Probably fat. (I have enough of it as is.) 10: What is your favorite way to unwind?
Sounds weird but, painting. Question 11: If necessity is the mother of invention… what part did the father play?
Uh. He sat around on the couch drinking beer.
 I think that I am better than the people who are trying to reform me. -- Edgar Watson Howe
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