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TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-20-03, 00:14 AM (EST) "The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" Ten questions, awaiting your answers… (sarcasm not required, but degree of difficulty will factor into the scoring). 1. Reminding us that they are the wives of pra-fessional athletes, Sheree and Monica admit they have people to take care of them when they are traveling. Who takes care of them at home? 2. Josh apologizes for making his Dad get on the train to Salzburg. Steve reminds him that sometimes Dad is right. When has Steve ever made a correct decision? 3. Kelly complains she’s sick of looking at Jon’s ass. (Meanwhile the cameraman focuses on her ass.) What would she rather be looking at? 4. Reichen and Chip nicknamed Monica and Sheree “The Supremes.” What other singing groups have we seen in The Amazing Race 4? 5. Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? 6. Chip says its an absolute dream come true to ride LeMans with a race car driver. What other dreams have come true for Chip? 7. Jon likens Kelly’s stress-reducing race car experience to a women’s orgasm. “They b!tich about it, they’re hard to come by, when they finally get it, they’re good for about a week.” She gets out of the car squealing and says, “That was awesome.” She is still squealing when they leave for Marseilles. Which did she enjoy more, going all the way with the fast Frenchman, or once-a-week sex with Jon? And will he ever get laid again now that he’s made that comment to millions of viewers? 8. Steve warns Reichen/Chip and Tian/Jaree to check their tires because “you never know what might happen.” What might have happened? 9. Kelly insists Jon is lost heading for the lighthouse, but they arrive first. He asks, “Kelly, how many times I gotta prove you wrong?” What’s the answer, and why? 10. After Philimination, Josh says “The race is outstanding. It changes who you are.” Now that he’s finished, who has Josh become? BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? ***************** Next week: KeithFan writes the Hawkeye 10! These reality show contestants need a reality check!   Top

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KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-20-03, 02:04 AM (EST) 1. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" 1. Reminding us that they are the wives of pra-fessional athletes, Sheree and Monica admit they have people to take care of them when they are traveling. Who takes care of them at home? The gardener, the pool guy, and "Mr. Buzzy" 2. Josh apologizes for making his Dad get on the train to Salzburg. Steve reminds him that sometimes Dad is right. When has Steve ever made a correct decision? Not signing up for "Father/Son Night" at the prison. 3. Kelly complains she’s sick of looking at Jon’s ass. (Meanwhile the cameraman focuses on her ass.) What would she rather be looking at? Beethoven's ass! Oops, wrong episode. 4. Reichen and Chip nicknamed Monica and Sheree “The Supremes.” What other singing groups have we seen in The Amazing Race 4? Meatloaf(s)? 5. Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? The shorter answer might be what DIDN'T she do in HS, for example, take music history. 6. Chip says its an absolute dream come true to ride LeMans with a race car driver. What other dreams have come true for Chip? Leave out "LeMans with" in above... 7. Jon likens Kelly’s stress-reducing race car experience to a women’s orgasm. “They b!tich about it, they’re hard to come by, when they finally get it, they’re good for about a week.” She gets out of the car squealing and says, “That was awesome.” She is still squealing when they leave for Marseilles. Which did she enjoy more, going all the way with the fast Frenchman, or once-a-week sex with Jon? Once a week? Hell, she's still doing better than 1/2 the teams. And will he ever get laid again now that he’s made that comment to millions of viewers? I see many dates with Rosey Palm in his future. 8. Steve warns Reichen/Chip and Tian/Jaree to check their tires because “you never know what might happen.” What might have happened? Due to lack of sleep/food Steve may have mistaken them for fresh Krispy Kreams! MMmmmmmmmm, doughnuts, aaarrghhh. 9. Kelly insists Jon is lost heading for the lighthouse, but they arrive first. He asks, “Kelly, how many times I gotta prove you wrong?” What’s the answer, and why? Already having "gotten hers" for the week, Kelly had no interest in noticing the giant French phalus. Jon has no chance, afterall- the woman is always right, just ask Mrs. Keithfan. 10. After Philimination, Josh says “The race is outstanding. It changes who you are.” Now that he’s finished, who has Josh become? Spiderman. BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? The Chastity Two-Step? The Virginity Mambo? The Blue Willie Waltz? The "We're" Square Dance? The Whoa Tiger Lambada? Great questions! I've got my work cut out for me next week to keep the bar raised! "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet." - Saint Augustine (354-430)   Top

AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 06-20-03, 07:07 AM (EST) 2. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" Ten questions, awaiting your answers… I'm so Excited 1. Reminding us that they are the wives of pra-fessional athletes, Sheree and Monica admit they have people to take care of them when they are traveling. Who takes care of them at home? Mothers' Little Helpers 2. Josh apologizes for making his Dad get on the train to Salzburg. Steve reminds him that sometimes Dad is right. When has Steve ever made a correct decision? I'm sure there have to have been some. I just can't think of any right now. Wait a minute - it was a correct decision to let little Joshie have his way - so he could learn a big lesson and Dad could lord it over him how Josh's Decision cost them the game. 3. Kelly complains she’s sick of looking at Jon’s ass. (Meanwhile the cameraman focuses on her ass.) What would she rather be looking at? She seems more of a nipple girl. 4. Reichen and Chip nicknamed Monica and Sheree “The Supremes.” What other singing groups have we seen in The Amazing Race 4? You want me to characterize that "noise" of Jon&Al's rendition of "Figaro" don't you? That wasn't singing - that was America's newest weapon 5. Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? She hid the erasers from the teacher. 6. Chip says its an absolute dream come true to ride LeMans with a race car driver. What other dreams have come true for Chip? That day he caught the bouquet at his sister's wedding and Reichen just beamed at him from across the room. 7. Jon likens Kelly’s stress-reducing race car experience to a women’s orgasm. “They b!tich about it, they’re hard to come by, when they finally get it, they’re good for about a week.” She gets out of the car squealing and says, “That was awesome.” She is still squealing when they leave for Marseilles. Which did she enjoy more, going all the way with the fast Frenchman, or once-a-week sex with Jon? And will he ever get laid again now that he’s made that comment to millions of viewers? That Fast Car ride kept her going for a week, but sure Jon will get laid, and by Kelly. They both get off on humiliation and shame. What other explanation for them going on tv and behaving this way? 8. Steve warns Reichen/Chip and Tian/Jaree to check their tires because “you never know what might happen.” What might have happened? A map to the Pit Stop might have got into the wheel well 9. Kelly insists Jon is lost heading for the lighthouse, but they arrive first. He asks, “Kelly, how many times I gotta prove you wrong?” There is no known number for this. It won't matter how many times Kelly is proved wrong - she will always maintain she is right each and every time until the fact of her mistake is made plain. 10. After Philimination, Josh says “The race is outstanding. It changes who you are.” Now that he’s finished, who has Josh become? Charlie Sheen BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? The Funky Chicken   Top

zinc 20 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 06-20-03, 11:35 AM (EST) 3. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" 1. Reminding us that they are the wives of pra-fessional athletes, Sheree and Monica admit they have people to take care of them when they are traveling. Who takes care of them at home? So that's what George Hamilton and the cast of ABC's "Family" are doing these days! 2. Josh apologizes for making his Dad get on the train to Salzburg. Steve reminds him that sometimes Dad is right. When has Steve ever made a correct decision? When he forbade Josh to get his knuckles tattooed. 3. Kelly complains she’s sick of looking at Jon’s ass. (Meanwhile the cameraman focuses on her ass.) What would she rather be looking at? Phil's investment portfolio. 4. Reichen and Chip nicknamed Monica and Sheree “The Supremes.” What other singing groups have we seen in The Amazing Race 4? The most recognizable have been Milli Vanilli, Tammy WHINE-Ette with Jon NEEDS-Cash and The Violent Femmes. 5. Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? She was runner up to Carrie for Prom Queen. 6. Chip says its an absolute dream come true to ride LeMans with a race car driver. What other dreams have come true for Chip? Well, there is that Snow White and the Seven Leather-Clad Dwarves fantasy but this isn't quite the place to post more about that. 7. Jon likens Kelly’s stress-reducing race car experience to a women’s orgasm. “They b!tich about it, they’re hard to come by, when they finally get it, they’re good for about a week.” She gets out of the car squealing and says, “That was awesome.” She is still squealing when they leave for Marseilles. Which did she enjoy more, going all the way with the fast Frenchman, or once-a-week sex with Jon? The Frenchman (she managed to stay awake). And will he ever get laid again now that he’s made that comment to millions of viewers? Of course; I understand Scott Peterson has a fan club, too. 8. Steve warns Reichen/Chip and Tian/Jaree to check their tires because “you never know what might happen.” What might have happened? There would be a "Best Blown Tire" detour. 9. Kelly insists Jon is lost heading for the lighthouse, but they arrive first. He asks, “Kelly, how many times I gotta prove you wrong?” Every Single Time. Remember, he IS the male. 10. After Philimination, Josh says “The race is outstanding. It changes who you are.” Now that he’s finished, who has Josh become? Spokesmodel for the Salvation Army Donation Program." BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? The Watusi is Wat-u-get-and-nothing-more.   Top

mtopaz 2167 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 06-20-03, 02:06 PM (EST) 4. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" 1. Reminding us that they are the wives of pra-fessional athletes, Sheree and Monica admit they have people to take care of them when they are traveling. Who takes care of them at home? WIPASS, or Wives of Professional Athlete's Support Services, whereby trained pra-fessional sychophants come to your home, eat all your food, and pretend you are something special. 2. Josh apologizes for making his Dad get on the train to Salzburg. Steve reminds him that sometimes Dad is right. When has Steve ever made a correct decision? When he decided to cut his losses, get them hopelessly lost in Marseilles, and spare TAR viewers any more of Josh's spastic behavior. 3. Kelly complains she’s sick of looking at Jon’s ass. (Meanwhile the cameraman focuses on her ass.) What would she rather be looking at? The back of Millie's head, just before she throws a spitwad at it. 4. Reichen and Chip nicknamed Monica and Sheree “The Supremes.” What other singing groups have we seen in The Amazing Race 4? Those amazing singing clowns! 5. Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? I have a feeling, whatever it was, it wasn't anything too mentally challenging. 6. Chip says its an absolute dream come true to ride LeMans with a race car driver. What other dreams have come true for Chip? Being called a 'manhandler' 7. Jon likens Kelly’s stress-reducing race car experience to a women’s orgasm. “They b!tich about it, they’re hard to come by, when they finally get it, they’re good for about a week.” She gets out of the car squealing and says, “That was awesome.” She is still squealing when they leave for Marseilles. Which did she enjoy more, going all the way with the fast Frenchman, or once-a-week sex with Jon? I'm willing to wager $5 that it was going all the way with the fast Frenchman. And will he ever get laid again now that he’s made that comment to millions of viewers? By Kelly - yes. By any woman who has an actual sex drive - no. 8. Steve warns Reichen/Chip and Tian/Jaree to check their tires because “you never know what might happen.” What might have happened? Jaree might have put them into her backpack as souveneirs, thus slowing her down even more! 9. Kelly insists Jon is lost heading for the lighthouse, but they arrive first. He asks, “Kelly, how many times I gotta prove you wrong?” What’s the answer, and why? Approx 52 times a year 10. After Philimination, Josh says “The race is outstanding. It changes who you are.” Now that he’s finished, who has Josh become? I'm hoping the American who doesn't travel any more. BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? The Shag-A-Go-Go Baby! Mmmm Topaz   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 06-20-03, 02:54 PM (EST) 5. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" 1. Reminding us that they are the wives of pra-fessional athletes, Sheree and Monica admit they have people to take care of them when they are traveling. Who takes care of them at home? Which homes are you talking about? The ones in the city where the husbands are employed? The ones back in the hometowns where they spend the off-season? The little 3,000 sq. foot cabins on the lake? The tiny little skiing cabins in the Rockies? The homes that they bought for their mamas? Which homes? 2. Josh apologizes for making his Dad get on the train to Salzburg. Steve reminds him that sometimes Dad is right. When has Steve ever made a correct decision? Time: 24 hours after his son was born. Decision: "Honey, Josh is enough. I'm going to schedule a vasectomy now." 3. Kelly complains she’s sick of looking at Jon’s ass. (Meanwhile the cameraman focuses on her ass.) What would she rather be looking at? Her own ass. She carries a mirror just for this purpose. 4. Reichen and Chip nicknamed Monica and Sheree “The Supremes.” What other singing groups have we seen in The Amazing Race 4? Millie and Chuck: YerRythmics, We'reAbstinence Jon and Al: Hootie and the ClownFish 5. Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? Put out 6. Chip says its an absolute dream come true to ride LeMans with a race car driver. What other dreams have come true for Chip? Riding the sheets with a fighter jet pilot 7. Jon likens Kelly’s stress-reducing race car experience to a women’s orgasm. “They b!tich about it, they’re hard to come by, when they finally get it, they’re good for about a week.” She gets out of the car squealing and says, “That was awesome.” She is still squealing when they leave for Marseilles. Which did she enjoy more, going all the way with the fast Frenchman, or once-a-week sex with Jon? And will he ever get laid again now that he’s made that comment to millions of viewers? She definitely enjoyed the LeMans ride more than sex with ho-hum Jon. He will get laid, but Kelly just might decide that an orgasm will last her two weeks. 8. Steve warns Reichen/Chip and Tian/Jaree to check their tires because “you never know what might happen.” What might have happened? They might have run over Mr. Bill. Oh noooo! 9. Kelly insists Jon is lost heading for the lighthouse, but they arrive first. He asks, “Kelly, how many times I gotta prove you wrong?” What’s the answer, and why? Answer: At least once a day Why: Kelly has short term memory loss and must be reminded daily that Jon is the brains of the outfit. So sad. 10. After Philimination, Josh says “The race is outstanding. It changes who you are.” Now that he’s finished, who has Josh become? The alternate sperm donor for Reichen and Chip's future children BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? The Macarena - A lot of limb movement, somewhat energetic, but really rather boring, a lot like Chuck himself.   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-22-03, 03:06 PM (EST) 6. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" 1. Reminding us that they are the wives of pra-fessional athletes, Sheree and Monica admit they have people to take care of them when they are traveling. Who takes care of them at home? The pool boys. 2. Josh apologizes for making his Dad get on the train to Salzburg. Steve reminds him that sometimes Dad is right. When has Steve ever made a correct decision? The day he told Josh to move out of the house. 3. Kelly complains she’s sick of looking at Jon’s ass. (Meanwhile the cameraman focuses on her ass.) What would she rather be looking at? Jon's wallet and bank account balance - she is a Bridezilla, after all. 4. Reichen and Chip nicknamed Monica and Sheree “The Supremes.” What other singing groups have we seen in The Amazing Race 4? R & C are so Wham! 5. Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? The wrestling team. 6. Chip says its an absolute dream come true to ride LeMans with a race car driver. What other dreams have come true for Chip? Taking a victory lap with a race car driver. 7. Jon likens Kelly’s stress-reducing race car experience to a women’s orgasm. “They b!tich about it, they’re hard to come by, when they finally get it, they’re good for about a week.” She gets out of the car squealing and says, “That was awesome.” She is still squealing when they leave for Marseilles. Which did she enjoy more, going all the way with the fast Frenchman, or once-a-week sex with Jon? And will he ever get laid again now that he’s made that comment to millions of viewers? Duh, and no. 8. Steve warns Reichen/Chip and Tian/Jaree to check their tires because “you never know what might happen.” What might have happened? Well, after years of use without proper rotation, those things can get worn unevenly and have to be replaced early. These young kids don't think about stuff like that. 9. Kelly insists Jon is lost heading for the lighthouse, but they arrive first. He asks, “Kelly, how many times I gotta prove you wrong?” What’s the answer, and why? Doesn't matter - Hell is going to freeze over first. 10. After Philimination, Josh says “The race is outstanding. It changes who you are.” Now that he’s finished, who has Josh become? Jack Osborne BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? Oh, this is easy...the Hokey Pokey! Bebo, Mistress of the Painfully Obvious and your American Idol PTTE co-champ   Top

rpm 17 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 06-24-03, 05:56 AM (EST) 9. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" Excuse me Bebo, but since it's Millie and Chuck dancing, did you mean to say the Hokey No-Pokey?   Top

LinusVP 2 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "American Cancer Society Spokesperson" 06-22-03, 08:39 PM (EST) 7. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" Hey everyone. Posting virgin here. Be gentle. 1. Reminding us that they are the wives of pra-fessional athletes, Sheree and Monica admit they have people to take care of them when they are traveling. Who takes care of them at home? The team doctor is good for a Xanax prescription every couple of months. 2. Josh apologizes for making his Dad get on the train to Salzburg. Steve reminds him that sometimes Dad is right. When has Steve ever made a correct decision? Well it wasn't that one night he forgot the condom. 3. Kelly complains she’s sick of looking at Jon’s ass. (Meanwhile the cameraman focuses on her ass.) What would she rather be looking at? Millie's mole? 4. Reichen and Chip nicknamed Monica and Sheree “The Supremes.” What other singing groups have we seen in The Amazing Race 4? Millie & Chuck - Chuckie & the Blowfish (working at an aquarium has its perks) Steve & Dave - Frankie & Dino (they race like they're dead) Dave & Jeff - Duuuh Beach Boys 5. Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? Forced a music history teacher into early retirement by incessantly ridiculing his lecture "The Five Viennese Homes of Ludwig Von Beethoven" with "What are you?!? Retarded!!!". 6. Chip says its an absolute dream come true to ride LeMans with a race car driver. What other dreams have come true for Chip? Chip - "I've always dreamed of deflowering a virgin, but by the time Reichen and I got together the only thing virgin on him was his ears. Now that Josh is gone look out Chuck." 7. Jon likens Kelly’s stress-reducing race car experience to a women’s orgasm. “They b!tich about it, they’re hard to come by, when they finally get it, they’re good for about a week.” She gets out of the car squealing and says, “That was awesome.” She is still squealing when they leave for Marseilles. Which did she enjoy more, going all the way with the fast Frenchman, or once-a-week sex with Jon? The lap around the track lasted twice as long as sex with Jon. And will he ever get laid again now that he’s made that comment to millions of viewers? Yes, but Kelly's bringing out the strap-on. 8. Steve warns Reichen/Chip and Tian/Jaree to check their tires because “you never know what might happen.” What might have happened? They might have been replaced with hoops of swiss cheese, you get a better ride with cheddar. 9. Kelly insists Jon is lost heading for the lighthouse, but they arrive first. He asks, “Kelly, how many times I gotta prove you wrong?” What’s the answer, and why? What are you, retarded? Kelly's never wrong. 10. After Philimination, Josh says “The race is outstanding. It changes who you are.” Now that he’s finished, who has Josh become? That annoying Verizon guy. "Dad, can you hear me now?" BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? The Electric Slide-it-in. You know, you can do a lot and technically still be virgins. Linus   Top

Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 06-23-03, 08:13 AM (EST) 8. "LOL!" Welcome, Linus! If your first post is any indication, you have a true Basher spirit. Looking forward to more great posts from you. Bebo, Mistress of the Painfully Obvious and your American Idol PTTE co-champ   Top

TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 06-26-03, 01:13 PM (EST) 10. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" Welcome, and I feel honored that my list inspired your first post. And thanks for the Electric Slide, which is why I wrote the question. Although my answer is this: "With Chuck refusing to satisfy her, Millie's got an "Electric Slide" in the nightstand to end those frustrating evenings." These reality show contestants need a reality check!   Top

trigirl 2851 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 07-09-03, 11:13 AM (EST) 11. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" Welcome LinusVP, Excellent post. I especially loved: Kelly admits she threw spitballs at the perky Millie-the-Mole types when she was in high school. What else did Kelly do in high school? Forced a music history teacher into early retirement by incessantly ridiculing his lecture "The Five Viennese Homes of Ludwig Von Beethoven" with "What are you?!? Retarded!!!".   Top

SteffiGurl 358 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Cooking Show Host" 07-13-03, 12:13 PM (EST) 12. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" >BONUS QUESTION: Chuck got claustrophobic and backed away when he found himself wedged in somewhere hot and tight (and wet, I should add). Millie begged him to do The Hustle. What other dance favorite would be more appropriate for Millie and Chuck? "Born to Hand Jive", maybe?   Top

TeamJoisey 3558 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 07-14-03, 12:29 PM (EST) 13. "RE: The Hawkeye 10, Episode 4" NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!! I'm stealing it for the summary. These reality show contestants need a reality check!   Top

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