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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
encouraged to read the
complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Who are you?"
Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 10:37 AM (EST)
 
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"Who are you?" |
I am Stacy Rotner, and I still say I was fired because I stood up for myself. Some people are probably saying that didn't take a lot of effort because there wasn't very far to go.I'm Ivette Corredero, and I've been feeling much better since the drugs wore off. Plus my Maggie will always be a thousand times better than the other Maggie, and she lets me know it every time the flashbacks stop. I'm Bolo Dar'tainian -- I think. Sometimes it's hard to remember for a few minutes after Lori puts my head into another airport wall. But I do know where I am. Amorika, right? I am the rats, and we're very proud of having appeared on so many season. However, we would like those -- things -- from Pagong dead. Very dead. And then we're going to eat them. Fair's fair, you know. I am Kristen Kirchner, and I know all about websites. My boyfriend was on a website once, which makes me perfectly qualified to run one. Good thing, too, because this place is a mess. And now, I am Mark Burnett, and I'm going to sue every last one of you into the ground. Because I can. So who are you?
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 10:42 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: Who are you?" |
I was Julie Berry. But I had to give it up because I was so embarrassed about how things worked out.
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arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 10:40 AM (EST)
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2. "RE: Who are you?" |
Don't know about who, but I can definitely tell you what I am. I am confused.
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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 10:44 AM (EST)
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5. "RE: Who are you?" |
I'm Kristy Swanson - I agree to go on D List Skating with the celebrities, get knocked up by one of the few straight figure skaters (who knew?), get him to leave his pregnant wife and then get arrested for assaulting her. Have I ever hit rock bottom since Buffy the Vampire Slayer (totally underrated movie BTW)
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qwertypie 9776 desperate attention whore postings
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06-22-07, 03:12 AM (EST)
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72. "RE: Who are you?" |
Drat! I thought you'd be too busy beating up the ex-Mrs. Eisler to notice.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 10:47 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Who are you?" |
I am Gordon Ramsey, and I wouldn't buy your cookbook if it came with a million-dollar rebate and a side order of stewed Dewberry, you (censored) little (bleeped) piece of (blur).
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 10:51 AM (EST)
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10. "RE: Who are you?" |
I am Julie Berry and I hate you because after all these months, I'm still trying to get Jeff to stop saying your name in his sleep.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 12:05 PM (EST)
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27. "*confused*" |
I could have sworn you were Rupert Boneham.
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:01 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: *even more confused*" |
But Safari or Saaphyri or Saaaaphphfffartiti or whateverthehell your name is...If I'm Poopert, then I can just steal your shoes. Oh, wait... Never mind. 
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 11:09 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: Who are you?" |
I am Gordon Ramsey, and as God is my (censored) witness, I did not know donkeys could cry.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 11:14 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: Who are you?" |
I'm not a donkey. I am a cowboy. *sobs* *faints in the kitchen*
Celebrating Pride with Syren
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 11:13 AM (EST)
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15. "RE: Who are you?" |
I'm Judge Judy and you can thank me for killing Starting Over by creating a Daytime Emmy category where I am not put up against cute little babies and animals TYVM.I am various assorted props and interns because I usually don't like to commit to a Be The Game for a whole season as I am scared I can't keep it going that long And I am Cat Deeley. 
Summertribe and the living is easy!
Yes, I know, I won't commit to be a character for a whole season so what do I do...host the damn game on SYTYCD. Please contribute to the "Snidget Sanity Fund" account that will help cover my therapy at the First National Bank of OT.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 11:21 AM (EST)
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17. "RE: Who are you?" |
Hi, I'm Monique and I started a "charm" school for bit@hes and hos who have neither charm nor schooling.
Sharnina has outdone herself this time!
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 01:45 PM (EST)
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31. "RE: Who are you?" |
I am a dominatrix that makes people cry when they don't play PTTEI am a bat that talks sharks snakes and bugs I am Cirie 2.0.mmmmm.hmmmmmm I am a Rob dealer I am Free Range Poultry thanks to FLicka I am a traveling gay man that can't climb I am a bald "rocker" that makes Glowie swoon, Dawg I am a F2 goat that almost let Aras bleed to death...it was my only shot at winning I'm a district attorney hidden on a Pirate ship I'm a sous alarm clock I am a b-girl and I am a sick hip hop choreographer
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:05 PM (EST)
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37. "RE: Who are you?" |
I am Simon Cowell, and if I cared about your musical pain -- well, that's not going to happen, now is it?
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agman 11166 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:10 PM (EST)
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39. "RE: Who are you?" |
>I am Simon Cowell, and if
>I cared about your musical
>pain -- well, that's not
>going to happen, now is
>it?
*snort*  I am Simon Cowell also, and I say this last season was absolutely dreadful. I felt as if I had just heard a bunch of drunk uncles singing at a cheap wedding!
A snidget original
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:13 PM (EST)
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40. "RE: Who are you?" |
I'm Horatio Cain, and I'm going to kick your *falls asleep* *jerks awake* ASS!
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:33 PM (EST)
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46. "RE: hahaha" |
if you only knew...
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:36 PM (EST)
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47. "pix" |
i demand pix.did you play trumpet? that's my top guess for you. 2 is drums... 3 is flute, for no reason at all. maybe. ~ cq
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emydi 13669 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:37 PM (EST)
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48. "RE: hahaha" |
one time, at band camp...
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J I M B O 6839 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:43 PM (EST)
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50. "RE: hahaha" |
ha! unfortunately, my band camp experience wasn't anything worth sharing. we just met at the elementary school field for 4 hours every morning...the two weeks before school started (mmm, august in ohio, where it was 85 degrees with 98% humidity by 8am). boy did that suck balls.
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Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 04:23 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: hahaha" |
Where in Ohio?
Sharnina has outdone herself this time!
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 02:05 PM (EST)
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36. "RE: Who are you?" |
Currently, I am Joe Don (JD), former captain of the Picton Castle for the first two Expeditions who is now using the funds from being captain to try and stay on the ship until I can get back into power.I am Mother Nature, who got so bored with the lack of bad weaather this past year that I didn't even bother following Markie-Mark for this Pirate fiasco, since my best work recently seems to have been on the Apprentice (which the player doesn't watch...) I am Hippie Tyler, the winner of the 9th edition of the Amazing Race and a member of the only team to finish last twice in non-elimination legs and still win! I am Cha Cha Oswald, who got to chase Phil with Coal-grubby hands in Mozambique. I am Timber Tina, who probably should have waited until at least Cook Islands until accepting the offer of Survivor after having to bow out of Guatemala due to my son's death. I am also Kaysar who went into the All-Star Hamster Cage only to be chewed up and spit out by the Chilltown Two before the jury was formed..... (I think's that all of the voices.....)
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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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06-18-07, 05:57 PM (EST)
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62. "RE: Who are you?" |
I am a russian ballroom dancer and a lyrical choreographer.
I'm an australian pirate host and south african model.
I am a couple of mayan gods of questionable humor and a trio of north american producers with no sense of humor at all.Not to mention a robot, a whale, and a wooden tiki. (all of which are anotomically correct.)
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foonermints 14531 desperate attention whore postings
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06-21-07, 11:34 PM (EST)
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71. "RE: Who are you?" |
I only help #2 along.
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sharnina 3083 desperate attention whore postings
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06-19-07, 07:31 PM (EST)
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69. "RE: Who are you?" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-19-07 AT 08:11 PM (EST)ETA (Thanks, Rudy) Saaahhh - Wooop!!! block. I am Lisa, Starting Over houseguest, and I uuummm... well... I just can't make a decision and oooohh... if only Tony hadn't cheated on me... oh, I wasn't supposed to mention that, and I swear I'm not two-faced. C'mon Pink, give us some garden Buddha. 
Brought to life by Snidget.
Words must be weighed and not counted.
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