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"yesterday..."
ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:17 AM (EST)
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"yesterday..." |
I went to the 7-Eleven.I parked in the back. Nobody was there. I was expecting to see a weasel in a trench coat. I waited a bit. Still nobody showed up. I went inside. I saw hot dogs. It made me think of lesbian sidekicks. I bought a Dr. Pepper, a Hershey bar with almonds and string cheese. The end. A J Slice original ©2004 <--- It's the retro siggie! I'm feeling a bit nostalgic and this was always one of my favorites. *wonders where the Beav has been hiding*
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:21 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: yesterday..." |
Haiku? Tentacles Gentle caress down my skin Shredded Coconut One more of J Slice's Awesome Creations!Did you check under your shoe? You might have stepped on Bravy's gum. She thinks it's contaception.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:55 AM (EST)
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38. "RE: yesterday..." |
Yes... and since you've been saving it all up, there's even more to go around!
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:50 AM (EST)
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30. "RE: yesterday..." |
Baby, you can get a slurpee anywhere.
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:37 AM (EST)
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11. "RE: yesterday..." |
Consider repeated trenchcoat opening and closing to be an exercise for restoring your stamina. One-two-one-two...
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 11:15 AM (EST)
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81. "RE: yesterday..." |
Peanut butter M&Ms do not count as pharmacueticals.
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anotherkim 14420 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:49 AM (EST)
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28. "RE: yesterday..." |
and considering how old you were once.....wowsa.
-AKDW08
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vince3 17341 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:50 AM (EST)
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72. "RE: repect" |
The Bar's been open all 2007! Heck, even Webby was in last night's post-PirateMaster chat!
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:39 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: sigh" |
Hee. Unless you can swipe me a free one.
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:57 AM (EST)
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43. "RE: sigh" |
Cool! Which end do you want?
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:59 AM (EST)
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45. "RE: sigh" |
The end with the harness. Arkie Rocks!!!
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:13 AM (EST)
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56. "RE: sigh" |
Ketchup!
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:17 AM (EST)
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60. "RE: sigh" |
What? No mustard?
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:21 AM (EST)
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65. "RE: sigh" |
Of course I do, I said that I used condiments. Arkie Rocks!!!
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:23 AM (EST)
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66. "RE: sigh" |
I like sliced cucumbers on mine.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:31 AM (EST)
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68. "RE: sigh" |
*snort*
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:00 AM (EST)
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47. "RE: sigh" |
hahahaha. Remind me to tell you that story.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:02 AM (EST)
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49. "RE: sigh" |
*waits for email* Arkie Rocks!!!
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:54 AM (EST)
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36. "RE: sigh" |
Hey, you offered to pump mine. I didn't even have to ask.
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:55 AM (EST)
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39. "RE: sigh" |
I'm easy like that. Arkie Rocks!!!
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:56 AM (EST)
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41. "RE: sigh" |
totally
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jbug 17146 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:41 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: yesterday..." |
I didn't know Hersheys bars came with string cheese? Are they really good? Patented by Agman
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:44 AM (EST)
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16. "RE: yesterday..." |
*cheesychocolateysmooch*
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:51 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: yesterday..." |
Cause all the old people have hearing problems. *grin*
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:17 AM (EST)
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61. "RE: yesterday..." |
OH! OK!
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 09:57 AM (EST)
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42. "RE: yesterday..." |
Smokin! and plump. *giggle*
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Glow 14353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:00 AM (EST)
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48. "RE: yesterday..." |
juicy?
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:33 AM (EST)
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69. "swoop block" |
Arkie Rocks!!!
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:36 AM (EST)
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70. "RE: swoop block" |
Is that like a block of cheese?
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:54 AM (EST)
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74. "RE: swoop block" |
Only when she wears her cheesehead.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 10:56 AM (EST)
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76. "pfffftt" |
Like you don't call me one no matter what I have on my head.
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Breezy 18380 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 11:00 AM (EST)
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78. "*snort*" |
LOL but those are seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeecrit! shhhhhhhhhhhh
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-01-07, 11:03 AM (EST)
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80. "RE: *snort*" |
Oooooops. *covers mouth* Arkie Rocks!!!
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ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold"
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06-02-07, 11:15 AM (EST)
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91. "RE: yesterday..." |
Not true. We haven't mentioned what's under the trenchcoat yet.
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