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05-23-06, 05:35 PM (EST)
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"More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds!

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said May 8. On Wednesday, he added, "There well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/05/18/national/main1628215.shtml

It's almost become too easy to pick on this guy.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness Estee 05-23-06 1
   RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness Brownroach 05-23-06 2
       RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness Estee 05-23-06 4
           RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness miamicatt 05-23-06 9
               RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness Buggy 05-23-06 11
   I know a guy mrc 05-23-06 3
   RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness cahaya 05-23-06 20
 RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness J Slice 05-23-06 5
   RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness Tahj 05-23-06 17
 RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness miamicatt 05-23-06 6
   RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness Estee 05-23-06 7
       RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness Brownroach 05-23-06 8
           RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness miamicatt 05-23-06 10
 Interesting. CutsyTootsy 05-23-06 12
   RE: Interesting. Estee 05-23-06 13
   RE: Interesting. mrc 05-23-06 14
       RE: Interesting. Estee 05-23-06 15
           RE: Interesting. mrc 05-23-06 16
               RE: Interesting. CutsyTootsy 05-23-06 18
                   RE: Interesting. J Slice 05-23-06 19
 RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness Colonel Zoidberg 05-23-06 21
   10.5 dabo 05-24-06 22

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 05:40 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
Three things.

1. If Pat Robertson leg-presses a honest one ton in front of me, with the equipment set up and supervised by the James Randi Foundation, I will convert to Christianity on the spot. Plus the James Randi Foundation will give Pat a million dollars, because he will have just demonstrated a paranormal power under controlled conditions. Your move, Pat.

2. Pat only prays once a year and he has to retreat to do it?

3. I don't understand why an all-seeing, all-knowing God needs to use the word 'might'.

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05-23-06, 05:44 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
I don't understand why an all-seeing, all-knowing God needs to use the word 'might'.

Well, Pat's not 100% sure he heard correctly. Me, I'm betting the Lord said something about a "salami", not a "tsunami".


Bridge for sale to highest bidder. Call 1-800-BRroach.

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05-23-06, 05:46 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
God could just restore Pat's hearing... although I'm surprised hearing was involved. Direct communication to the brain, that's the way to avoid misunderstanding.

Okay, so a giant salami hits the Pacific Northwest. That's going to go horribly with all that coffee.

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05-23-06, 05:56 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
Yeah but the potheads are gonna be PSYCHED.

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05-23-06, 06:14 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
Snap into a SlimJim, DUDE!
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05-23-06, 05:45 PM (EST)
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3. "I know a guy"
who claims that he can read 20,000 words per minute. 20,000. And he's dead serious.
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05-23-06, 11:49 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
If Pat Robertson leg-presses a honest one ton in front of me

Hey, you can do it, too. But first, you have to drink his shake, if you dare.

One of Pat's secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.

If you want to find out the ingredients, you'll have to register with CBN. Just curious what's in there...


An Arkie Asian creation, with Foo dog images by Bob.

Scripture says it's gotta be milk and honey.

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05-23-06, 05:47 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
Geez. What will it take to make this a-hole go away?

Douse him with a bucket of water and watch him melt?


Let's go Mets!

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05-23-06, 06:46 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
Send him to Madonna's show?


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05-23-06, 05:49 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
So...we are finally going to be smoted.

I wondered how long that would take.


Off to buy water wings and an inflatable boat...

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05-23-06, 05:52 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
So this is your fault?

Okay, confess. What did you do this time?

(My theory is that God just got sick of the excessive Hayden worship. False idol!)

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05-23-06, 05:53 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
Yeah, Mcatt better dismantle that cubicle, stat.


Bridge for sale to highest bidder. Call 1-800-BRroach.

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05-23-06, 05:57 PM (EST)
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10. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
I know, I'm sorry. I only established the "Holy Order of Hayden" for the tax breaks.



My bad.

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05-23-06, 06:17 PM (EST)
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12. "Interesting."
This reminds me of 1980 when Oral Roberts told us he saw a 900 ft. Jesus outside his window telling him to continue building his city of faith. I looked out my window and didn't see that.



A Syren original!

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05-23-06, 06:21 PM (EST)
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13. "RE: Interesting."
Sure, but Oral was looking out the magic window.
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05-23-06, 06:22 PM (EST)
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14. "RE: Interesting."
He might have been in Wonder Woman's invisible jet.

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05-23-06, 06:25 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Interesting."
Invisible jets are over nine hundred feet tall?

If they are, how could you tell?

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05-23-06, 06:30 PM (EST)
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16. "RE: Interesting."
Exactly.
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05-23-06, 07:28 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Interesting."
We mostly laughed at his name back then. We were young though...



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05-23-06, 08:57 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Interesting."
Heh. You said "oral."


Let's go Mets!

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21. "RE: More Pat Robertson nuttiness"
Wow. Pat Robertson said that the coasts of America would be hit by major storms. And in other news, the sun will continue to rise in the East. The Universe will continue to expand. And flies will flock around cow feces. Tell me agains why we should be impressed with this guy? He's a regular fvcking Nostradamus, isn't he?

As for the tsunami scheduled to hit the coast...wow. It "may" happen. And my dog "may" learn Chinese. And science "may" link cancer to high fives. Marvelous. Of course, it's Pat Robertson; if that guy takes a fvcking bubble bath, some jackhole decides it's news.

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22. "10.5"
Pat's just trying to tap into the same audience demographics as all the other TV networks. He's just got a really wacky way of doing it.


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