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"I have some questions"
Buggy 5089 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 09:27 AM (EST)
 
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"I have some questions" |
Just some stuff that has been confusing me, and maybe ya'll can help.
If you don't know an answer, just make something up.
Thanks.
Why do my monkey socks always hide from me? I can always only find one monkey at a time. Do they not get along? Does rightie monkey sock have an ego problem?
What is an Ion hair dryer? Why would I need one, why is there an ion setting? What setting should I use? Why did it make my hair all snarly? Where are Monsty and Kimmah when I have hair issues? Your Momma wears army boots. Why is this an insult? Why would anyone be offended? How did this become a dis? What is up with Tuesday? Is it really the weakday, the day with no identity? Is it true that people sneeze more on tuesday than other other day? Why do I keep playing Diner Dash? I hate those stupid peeps and their mad faces and little dissapearing hearts. But I keep playing it, why? I really like the songs on the new Dixie Chicks CD ( I've heard 3 or 4 so far). Should I buy it? Is there currently any Chicks protesting going on? Will it be any less fun to buy if there is no protesting? Are those worms on the floor? My yard is covered in pretty little yellow flowers, all over the lawn, where did they come from? 
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zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 09:31 AM (EST)
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1. "Tuesday!" |
Little Tuesday trivia Buggah! Did you know that more babies are born on Tuesday's than any other day of the week? Hmmm...both of my kids were born on Tuesdays! 
Siggy conceived by Arkie, gestating done by Zombs Maybe Baby Brangelina will be born today!
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aquariaqueen 2616 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 10:48 AM (EST)
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8. "RE: Tuesday!" |
Wednesday and Saturday here.
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dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 09:51 AM (EST)
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3. "RE: I have some questions" |
LAST EDITED ON 05-23-06 AT 10:04 AM (EST)The monkey thought twas all in fun. Ions are positive or negative. You probably went negative when you should have gone positive. Are they desert boots, jump boots, jungle boots, winter boots? Maybe she's wearing the wrong ones. Tuesday is the quicksilver of days. It's the subliminals. Yes. No. Yes. No. Texas. 
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brvnkrz 20491 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 09:54 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: I have some questions" |
Gus steals monkey socks. That is all that I can say.Ion hairdryers are the opposite of Ioff hairdryers. I wear army boots. Nuff said. Achoooooooooo. What was teh question? Is Diner Dash related to Mrs. Dash? And that stuff really does taste like it has salt in it. I don't believe that it doesn't. I love the Dixies. I will be buying their album, protest or not. I have their Fly CD playing in my car right now. Mommy and Daddy yellow flowers meet and fall in love. Daddy yellow flower courts Mommy yellow flower. Then Daddy yellow flower gets on top of Mommy yellow flower and waboom, pretty little yellow flowers are born. I hope I was helpful. Enjoy your day.
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SilverStar 6205 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 10:12 AM (EST)
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6. "RE: I have some questions" |
Monkeys are shifty little creatures. I wouldn't let them anywhere near my feet if I were you.Monsty and Kimmah are busy blow drying their hair whilst laughing at you. Can I take a message? I cannot believe you just dissed me like that.
Yo Mama eats chicken! Yeah, I said it. *glares at Buggy* Tuesday is the day after Monday. Or so I hear. There's a game you're addicted to and you have not provided us with a link? *glares some more at Buggy* *slips on worms* *glares at Buggy for opening the can* You're seeing things. There are no yellow flowers in your yard. It's pee. 
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geg6 14941 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 10:43 AM (EST)
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7. "RE: I have some questions" |
>Why do my monkey socks always
>hide from me? I can
>always only find one monkey
>at a time. Do they
>not get along? Does rightie
>monkey sock have an ego
>problem? I blame it all on Gus. Everything that has to do with monkey misbehavior is always Gus' fault. >What is an Ion hair dryer?
>Why would I need one,
>why is there an ion
>setting? What setting should I
>use? Why did it make
>my hair all snarly? Where
>are Monsty and Kimmah when
>I have hair issues? Forget ion. What the hell is a hair dryer? >Your Momma wears army boots. Why
>is this an insult? Why
>would anyone be offended? How
>did this become a dis? Ahem. I own a pair of combat boots. I am unaware of them being dissable. >What is up with Tuesday? Is
>it really the weakday, the
>day with no identity? Is
>it true that people sneeze
>more on tuesday than other
>other day? I think that people are actually allergic to Tuesday. >Why do I keep playing Diner
>Dash? I hate those stupid
>peeps and their mad faces
>and little dissapearing hearts. But
>I keep playing it, why? There are no diners here. Just holes in the wall. >I really like the songs on
>the new Dixie Chicks CD
>( I've heard 3 or
>4 so far). Should
>I buy it? Is
>there currently any Chicks protesting
>going on? Will it be
>any less fun to buy
>if there is no protesting?
>Are those worms on the
>floor? I'm buying anything the Dixie Chicks are selling. They are my heroes. Unless, of course, they are responsible for the worms. >My yard is covered in pretty
>little yellow flowers, all over
>the lawn, where did they
>come from? I snuck them there last night just to make you smile, Buggy.  
Goddess of the Steeler Nation
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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 11:21 AM (EST)
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9. "RE: I have some questions" |
Monkey left called. Monkey right has picked up some toe fungus & left refuses to hang out with him.The ion setting makes less frizzy, flyaways. I kind of notice my hair is smoother than pre-ion dryer, but don't know if that is soley due to the hair dryer. *shrug* If momma wants to wear army boots, then I say Hoooah! I.hate.tuesdays. But I think you lie about this sneezing thing. I've never heard such an absurdity. Diner Dash is fun fun fun! Pointless, but fun! Buy the cd. And you can have two of my old Dixie Chick's cds. It's not a political thing, I just no longer listen to country. Rub your nose with them. It will show us if you like butter. And no, I didn't make that up. Hmph. 
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Surveysez 2793 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 11:40 AM (EST)
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12. "RE: I have some questions" |
Monkey socks are not allowed to hang out together. When the sh!t hits the fan there is no way to tell which one started the feces flinging and assign blame, so they have to be kept separate.Are you sure you aren't just misspelling iron? I suppose it could be an insult, depending on whose boots they really are. Tuesday is not a weakday for camels. But then everyday is hump day for camels. Cause you're putting off updating your blog and using the game as an excuse. I am protesting the word chicks as demeaning to grown women. Don't buy until they change their name. The lawn fairy brought them. Don't slip in the glittery fairy do do. You can see it sparkle in the early morning. 
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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 11:45 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: I have some questions" |
>Why do my monkey socks always
>hide from me? I can
>always only find one monkey
>at a time. Do they
>not get along? Does rightie
>monkey sock have an ego
>problem? Monkeys are very social, so this surprises me. Check for a pre-nup. >What is an Ion hair dryer? I thought an Ion was a Saturn. Don't put it on your head is my advice.
>Your Momma wears army boots. Why
>is this an insult? Why
>would anyone be offended? How
>did this become a dis?
Would it be better if Momma didn't wear shoes? Dunno. >What is up with Tuesday? Is
>it really the weakday, the
>day with no identity? Is
>it true that people sneeze
>more on tuesday than other
>other day? No free coffee at McDonalds on Tuesday. Could be why they moved TAR. >Why do I keep playing Diner
>Dash? All I can think of is meatloaf. >I really like the songs on
>the new Dixie Chicks CD
>( I've heard 3 or
>4 so far). Should
>I buy it? Is
>there currently any Chicks protesting
>going on? Will it be
>any less fun to buy
>if there is no protesting?
>Are those worms on the
>floor? You haven't heard? The D-Chicks took back their apology! Have you heard little clicks or anything on your phone? >My yard is covered in pretty
>little yellow flowers, all over
>the lawn, where did they
>come from? Teletubbies plant them. I thought you knew.
 Cygnus Artistry
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ginger 22512 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 11:48 AM (EST)
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14. "RE: I have some questions" |
1. Dunno. Defer to Gus on this one, Bug.2. An Ion dryer is a blessing from heaven. Had these been around in the 70s, my early teens would have been much happier. I have a very expensive one. When you use them, your hair actually feels better - there's something about the ion flow repairing your hair shaft or some such nonsense. Anyway, I do not regret forking out megabucks for my Ionic blowdryer, even though I only use it once or twice a week. 3. I don't know this one, either, but I'm pretty sure cats, pajamas, bees and knees were involved. 23 skidoo. 4. AHHHHHHHHH-CHOO! 5. Cheaper than crack? 6. The alpha Chick recently regreted her little kerfuffle with the POTUS. She had said at the time that her statements were inappropriate and apologized. She now feels her statements were completely justified and she recants the apology. Yall. 7. Weeds. And here's a question back atcha: What is, really, the difference between a flowering weed and a flower? Because some weeds are really pretty. 
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 12:14 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: I have some questions" |
As always, folks, I answer first, then read others' responses. So if I duplicate something you've said, run, don't walk, to your nearest mental health facility. And no, that's not code for "bar".Why do my monkey socks always hide from me? I can always only find one monkey at a time. Do they not get along? Does rightie monkey sock have an ego problem? Because they're playful, silly! And you never bring them bananas. The rightie is smarter, and he remembers that.
What is an Ion hair dryer? Why would I need one, why is there an ion setting? What setting should I use?
You need to use the Ion setting, because the Ioff setting doesn't do anything. Why did it make my hair all snarly? Because you still need one more thing. It's called a brush. Hopefully that's not a new concept.  Where are Monsty and Kimmah when I have hair issues? Standing in the corner, pointing and laughing. Your Momma wears army boots. Why is this an insult? Why would anyone be offended? How did this become a dis? Because no self-respecting fashionista wears army boots before Memorial Day. What is up with Tuesday? Is it really the weakday, the day with no identity? Is it true that people sneeze more on tuesday than other other day? I'll PM you every time I sneeze for the next week, so you can report to everyone the totals. Personally, I like Tuesdays, because Bubba was born on a Tuesday. Why do I keep playing Diner Dash? I hate those stupid peeps and their mad faces and little dissapearing hearts. But I keep playing it, why? When you figure it out, tell me. Do you have yourself convinced you're doing some sort of job training program? I really like the songs on the new Dixie Chicks CD ( I've heard 3 or 4 so far). Should I buy it? Yes. Is there currently any Chicks protesting going on? Yes. Will it be any less fun to buy if there is no protesting? Since there is protesting, this is moot. But think of it this way...you're protesting by buying it. By buying a CD because you like it, you're protesting against artists who try and sell crappy music by wrapping it up in patriotism, or some other cause.
Are those worms on the floor? Um....you weren't supposed to notice... My yard is covered in pretty little yellow flowers, all over the lawn, where did they come from? SURPRISE! Hey, I'll take credit for something good when I can. Most people blame me for crap I didn't do, so I might as well take credit for crap I didn't do.
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cqvenus 9765 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 02:37 PM (EST)
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18. "i have answers. or, comments." |
you only have one monkey sock. think about it. have you *ever* seen them together at the same time? it's like how they filmed the parent trap. if you want to wear the monkey socks, you need clever cinematography.i think the ions are supposed to do something for the frizz. if it makes your hair snarly, it's probably because you're like me and can't use a hair dryer properly. i think i failed girl training. my poor daughter. ummm... here's a joke instead. helium and hydrogen atoms were walking down the street. hydrogen said to helium, i think i lost an electron. helium said, are you sure? hydrogen said, yes, i'm positive. i think the army boot thing was like when women were supposed to be barefoot and pregnant, and so a woman would never dare wear army boots. as for babies born on tuesdays, that's because of the high # of scheduled deliveries. and doctors don't like to schedule these things on weekends. go figure. alex was born in the wee hours of saturday morning. tuesdays do suck, tho. useless. i propose we switch the presentation of the calendar such that monday is the firstday, and then we change tuesday to TWOday. so it's day TWO of the week. therefore it has some purpose. *shrug* wtf is diner dash? are you giving me a new addiction? dammit. i don't like the dixie chicks. but i bet it would be more fun to buy their CD in a public place if you had to cross a line of protesters with signs that said "don't buy dixie chicks." since that is highly unlikely to happen, you should probably just order it online. i don't see any worms, thank goodness. but there's always that columbine thread. pretty little flowers turn into beautiful grass (from a distance) once you run the mower over them. ~ cq 
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mysticwolf 10692 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 08:34 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: I have some questions" |
Without reading other answers first, I'd have to say...Why do my monkey socks always hide from me? I can always only find one monkey at a time. Do they not get along? Does rightie monkey sock have an ego problem? Monkeys are like that. While you're dealing with leftie, rightie is off stealing your grapes. Just ask Gus. What is an Ion hair dryer? Why would I need one, why is there an ion setting? What setting should I use? Why did it make my hair all snarly? Where are Monsty and Kimmah when I have hair issues? Dunno. Supposed to make your hair more manageable. Dunno. Is Ioff a possibility? Dunno. You forgot to brush it? Dunno. Laughing in a corner at your snarly hair? Your Momma wears army boots. Why is this an insult? Why would anyone be offended? How did this become a dis? 'cause they don't go with her A-line skirt and pearls? What is up with Tuesday? Is it really the weakday, the day with no identity? Is it true that people sneeze more on tuesday than other other day? Since Tuesday is named for the God of War peeps try to ignore it, as much as possible? Beats me. How large is the statistical sample, and does it vary be country or season? Why do I keep playing Diner Dash? I hate those stupid peeps and their mad faces and little dissapearing hearts. But I keep playing it, why? Diner Dash? Do their hearts disappear because they don't leave decent tips? I really like the songs on the new Dixie Chicks CD ( I've heard 3 or 4 so far). Should I buy it? Is there currently any Chicks protesting going on? Will it be any less fun to buy if there is no protesting? Are those worms on the floor? Yes. Yes. Maybe. My yard is covered in pretty little yellow flowers, all over the lawn, where did they come from? The neighbor's yard. They're dandelions and they make great salads and wines. Once upon a time they weren't considered weeds, they were an expensive gift. Consider yourself fortunate and let them grow. That way you can re-gift the neighbors next year.  
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txmomma26 5825 desperate attention whore postings
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05-23-06, 11:16 PM (EST)
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26. "RE: I have some questions" |
Monkey socks hide because they are always up to a bit of monkey business.Monsty told me I have to have an ion hairdryer. I think it's somewhere in blogland. Unfortunatly, I still do not have one. But it's supposed to help frizzies and flyaways. I really need to buy one of those damn things. I do not wear army boots. At least, I haven't since my "small" rebellious streak my junior year of high school. I don't know what is up with Tuesday, but today should be Monday II. I've seen Diner Dash, but never played. Should I? When will I have time for that? I think I'll probably be purchasing the Chicks new CD. I still like their music, political statements aside. Those flowers? They came from my yard when DH mowed this weekend. Did they disappear around noon? Don't worry. They'll be back. 
Beautiful springtime provided by the beautiful Arkie!
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05-24-06, 00:29 AM (EST)
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27. "You call these questions!?!?!" |
Buggy, Buggy, Buggy, what are we going to do with you? <shakes head>Well, since we go way back, and I once kissed you on the lips... which makes us almost married in some parts... like Longview or McAlister... I believe it is my sworn duty to help you out here and see if I can help you restructure these things. Ok lets start with this: > Why do my monkey socks always hide from me? I can always
> only find one monkey at a time. Do they not get along?
> Does rightie monkey sock have an ego problem? Too long, and it answers itself... no good at all. Plus you have the added problem that not everyone actually has monkey socks in the first place (I do of course, but I'm not your average cowboy  ), just imaging for a minute the humiliation that someone coming in for the first time might experience when they read this knowing that they alone amongst all of the SBOT people all over this vast reality are the only ones who do not infact own a decent pair of monkey socks... the shame, the humiliation... What we need here is a complete rework. Hows about... Where do your socks go to hide? <- simple to the point and nothing about those darn monkeys. OR even better Where do you hide your socks? <- simple, direct, and leading Yes, yes... much better. Next... > What is an Ion hair dryer? Why would I need one, why is
> there an ion setting? What setting should I use? Why did
> it make my hair all snarly? Where are Monsty and Kimmah
> when I have hair issues? hmmm.... well I see this is really a shoutout in the form of a question. Lets see if we can rework a bit. <scratchs head> Alright how about this If you had a ion hair dryer, who on the board would you ask to help you use it? <- shorter (barely), more open ended, I like it Yes, this is getting much better. > Your Momma wears army boots. Why is this an insult? Why
> would anyone be offended? How did this become a dis? Ohhh NO... not good, never insult a poster, you could get banned for that. After all it is none of our business which of the many Momma's on this board is sleeping with the entire 101st Calvary Division... and they might actually have guns so lets drop the personal references and just leave it at When was the last time you were offended? <- let them out themselves... they'll probably tell you about the 101st anyways Almost there... > What is up with Tuesday? Is it really the weakday, the
> day with no identity? Is it true that people sneeze more
> on tuesday than other other day? Yes, Tuesdays do suck. I mean come on now, Wednesday you're halfway to the end, and Thursday your almost there, Fridays, everyone loves them, and Monday's well depending on how the weekend went they can be quiet the relief. No defending crappy Tuesdays... no siree bob. Humm,I think I got sidetracked here somewhere, let's see where were we... > I really like the songs on the new Dixie Chicks CD ( I've
> heard 3 or 4 so far). Should I buy it? Is there currently
> any Chicks protesting going on? Will it be any less fun to
> buy if there is no protesting? Are those worms on the floor? No Politix, bad form. How about a nice nuetral singer like William Hung, he's presiding over the Califlower festival you know. I've got all his albums... 8 tracks too! > My yard is covered in pretty little yellow flowers, all
> over the lawn, where did they come from? Crap! No really that's the answer, you see the dog eat the damn things in the neighbors yard and then when nature calls he deposits it in a nice little clump on the front of your yard. Later (hopefully much later) someone with a big machine known as a lawnmower (probably the one stored in your neighbors garage) comes and spread the clump to the other parts of the yard and presto chango, grass becomes flowers. Hiya Buggy *smooch* -ICB
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Buggy 5089 desperate attention whore postings
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05-24-06, 07:31 AM (EST)
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29. "RE: I have some questions" |
I was going to buy the Chicks CD yesterday, but saw High School Musical on DVD, so I bought that for my kid ( Yes. For.My.Kid.)instead. Besides there wasn't muc protesting going on at the WallyMart.Diner Dash and Diner Dash2 ( You get to choose the decorations and there are crying babies, wheeeee!)
Can be found all over, I got mine here http://zone.msn.com/en/root/default.htm It's too fun, you have been warned. It's Hump day! I have only 2 more days of work before summer vacation! YAY! Thanks for amusing me with your answers.
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05-24-06, 07:45 AM (EST)
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31. "RE: I have some questions" |
*I* am the answer to all your questions. And, you know, you should call me once in a while.
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