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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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""Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9"
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1. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
Slings and Arrows -Is everybody getting irritated with the sand in their swimsuits? Bahstan Rahb openly taunting Rupe about his Hawai'ian Sling fishing abilities and Jerri laughing over dumping Colby while Mogo Mogo goes down in flames once again. At least no one can accuse Jerri of flying UTR right now... 
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RollDdice 5949 desperate attention whore postings
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03-18-04, 08:37 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Loaded Dice" |
Did someone say "loaded dice"?Of course Shii-Ann did well at the Log Roll RC. She's been rolling her eyes and watching her footing since she arrived. And as far as Shii-Ann's "sucking fleas" remark... nice language young lady. If my daughter said something like that, I'd leave her out for the dingoes to eat. Last but not least, Alicia's "improvements" - they help morale, help the ratings and distract Big Tom - well worth the investment, I'd say.
Mark "Putting the Quit Boat in Dry Dock" Burnett
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03-19-04, 10:05 AM (EST)
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13. "RE: Please take Tom, KO!" |
Ah Shaddap and go cook mah dinner woman.
Bring back the spice rack
Congragulations to the apprentice Mr Kwame Jackson
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03-18-04, 03:13 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: "Be the A.S.Survivor" Game - Ep. 8 & 9" |
LAST EDITED ON 03-18-04 AT 03:14 PM (EST)Hey, Ethan, come on in!! Have you had a nice long hot shower yet? Go do that, shave and all that stuff. Then come back, drag up a seat and have a beer! Sit here with me and we watch Lex and his Mogo Mogo harem go down in flames, one by one by one, and laugh at them. Can you imagine getting rid of two of your strongest members, especially a challenge machine like me, and still have any hope of going to the merge in any kinda decent shape? Most folks would try to go into a merge close to even. But not Lex. Noooooo, he's gotta get rid of his "competition" before the merge, even though it's gonna mean that he's outnumbered 2 to 1 by the other tribe. 
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03-19-04, 12:01 PM (EST)
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17. "Survivor Talent Ltd." |
In an effort to squeeze every dime possible out of my puppets, I have just formed a new enterprise, "Survivor Talent Limited".Here are some of my clients and their specialties. Anyone interested in booking them, please contact me immediately. Rob M : "Don't Drink & Drive" spokes-model
Shii-Ann : Official Food Taster for International Despots
Rupert : The character of "Black Bert" for Pirate Conventions
Colby : Product Endorsements / Male Escort Don't delay! These Survivors will sell out quickly. Operators are standing . . . bye.
I almost forgot. Osten is available as a foot stool.
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03-24-04, 02:59 PM (EST)
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30. "RE: Benevolent Overlord of Survivor" |
Is your plan to just coast until the merge, or you have something more devious in mind?
Well, this is really a detailed and elaborate plan. I started out thinking I could keep quiet and slip in under the radar. This of course worked although Rupert "delusions of granduer" the contractor was makeing it very, very hard to do. But I prevailed damn it, I did! I did!
Then of course, I got stuck with Shriek Anne, who can't open her mouth without putting her foot in it, and as an actress, her constant upstaging has me fighting my own personal Sunset Blvd. Tendencies. But I did get rid of Colby, and got to see Lex's eel. So hey, I'll just ride the tide for a bit longer, and try and keep from killing the shrew without a clue. Jiffy's nice enough MB, but I perfer my men ready for anything. And you have to admit, Lex has a concealed map tatooed on himself, and fishook earrings so we never starve. I'm sticking to Lexie.
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03-26-04, 02:43 PM (EST)
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43. "RE: Wha???" |
>I so hope you will be
>leaving before me, Closet Queen. Let me explain something to you, oh clueless one. Your attempts at flying under the radar are so obvious, you might has well have a neon light attatched to your forehead. It's not working. >The fact that you are
>still here - what, you
>think Lex is interested in
>you? Well, I have seen more action from Lex in the last few days, then you saw from Colby since you washed up here. And Lex hasn't been giving you anything, including the time of day, now has he? >Pfft! Perhaps you should get that looked at sweetie, you appear to have a sprung a leak. I hear they have a good staff at Loser Lodge and you will be seeing that long before I do.
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03-29-04, 11:10 AM (EST)
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50. "RE: Wha???" |
Let me explain something to you, oh clueless one. Your attempts at flying under the radar are so obvious, you might has well have a neon light attatched to your forehead. It's not working. You're in for SUCH a surprise. Talk about "not working." Your I'm sweet & light and butter won't melt in my mouth is not working with me. I know what it is melting in your mouth, and let's just say that MB obviously cares about Lex' marriage. Well, I have seen more action from Lex in the last few days Just as I was saying... 
And Lex hasn't been giving you anything, including the time of day, now has he?
Oh come on, we all know Colby is gay. And don't think I don't know how hot to trot with the cowboy you were. You don't need to know what Lex has been giving me. In fact, you clearly underestimate my abilities to attract alliance partners. And at least MY tribe didn't fall apart and have to be divided up like the unwanted junk at the Yard Sale. I hear they have a good staff at Loser Lodge and you will be seeing that long before I do. Send the staff my warmest hellos and tell them to give you a good long massage - get the kink out of your neck from trying to see down Colby's pants.  
tee hee for the comeback to Pfft - excellent!
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03-30-04, 01:24 PM (EST)
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54. "RE: Now that's decimated the competition in Mogo ..." |
LAST EDITED ON 03-30-04 AT 02:26 PM (EST)hell naw doan ya be puddin may in yore allyanze afer thate way you screwed may last time decoder ring translation: lex bite me you're on your own this time
Bring back the spice rack
Congragulations to the apprentice Mr Kwame Jackson
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