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PLEASE NOTE: The Reality TV World Message Boards are filled with desperate
attention-seekers pretending to be one big happy PG/PG13-rated family. Don't
be fooled. Trying to get everyone to agree with you is like herding cats,
but intolerance for other viewpoints is NOT welcome and respect for other
posters IS required at all times. Jump in and play, and you'll soon find out
how easy it is to fit in, but save your drama for your mama. All members are
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complete guidelines.
As entertainment critic Roger
Ebert once said, "If you disagree with something I write, tell me so, argue
with me, correct me--but don't tell me to shut up. That's not the American way."
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"Tears in my world"
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05-11-06, 10:46 AM (EST)
 
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"Tears in my world" |
Normally, I am very private. I try not to reveal too much of myself on OT. Today is different, though. I've had tears in my eyes all morning b/c of this e-mail.My name is Billy Evans. I AM A very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She Is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so Sick. I was Born without A body. It doesn't hurt, Except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is A burlap Bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the Best they could do ON account of us having No money OR Insurance. I would like to have A body transplant, but we need More money. Mommy doesn't work because she said nobody Hires crying people. I said, " Don't cry, Mommy" and She hugged my burlap bag. Mommy always gives me hugs, Even though she's allergic to burlap and it makes her Sneeze and chafes her real bad. I hope you will help me. You can help me if you Forward this email to everyone you know. Forward it to People you don't know, too. Dr. Johansen said that for Every person you forward this email to, Bill Gates Will team up with AOL and send A nickel to NASA. With That funding, NASA will collect prayers from school Children all over America and have the astronauts take Them up into space so that the angels can hear them Better. Then they will come back to earth and go to the Pope, And he will take up A collection IN church and send All the money to the doctors. The doctors could help Me get better then. Maybe one day I will be able to Play baseball. Right now I can only be third base. Every time you forward this letter, the astronauts can Take more prayers to the angels and my dream will be Closer to coming true. Please help me. Mommy is so Sad and and I want A body. I don't want my leaves to rot Before I turn 10 If you don't forward this email, that's okay. Mommy Says you're A mean and heartless bastard who doesn't Care about A poor little boy with only A head. She Says that if you don't stew IN the raw pit of your own Guilt-ridden stomach, she hopes you die A long slow, Horrible death and then burn forever IN hell. What kind of cruel person are you that you can't take Five freakin' minutes to forward this to all your Friends so that they can feel guilt and shame about Ignoring A poor, bodiless nine-year-old boy? Please Help me. I try to be happy, but it's hard. I wish I had A Kitty. I wish I could hold A kitty. I wish I could Hold A kitty that wouldn't chew ON me and try to bury Its turds IN the leaves of my burlap body. I wish that Very much. Thank You, Billy " Smiles " Evans Tears of laughter, that is.   Ferociously purrfected by thndrkttn
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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 10:56 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: Tears in my world" |
There's a science-fiction novel. It's really pretty good. It's called Jack The Bodiless.This post just ruined it for me. Forever. Thanks, Scary Book Killing Guy. :p
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 01:24 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: Tears in my world" |
I actually figured this was your handiwork. It sounded like some of your snark.
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Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 12:04 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Tears in my world" |
*THWHAAAAAACK**snort, giggle*
I hereby declare you: 'Blacksmith of the Underworld'--ZombieBaby You do realize that I was genuinely concerned for you when I read the title, right? Me too. Hmmmmm...who do I need to forward this too *rubs hands*
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 06:48 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Tears in my world" |
You're so nice, Snidgey.
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 01:12 PM (EST)
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5. "RE: Tears in my world" |
I'm mean, aren't I? 
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Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 01:26 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Tears in my world" |
That is so sad. I forwarded to everyone on my email list. We are all going to get together and donate a fresh leaf or 6 for poor little billy.
 
Though maybe kitty litter would be more effective.
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Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings
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05-12-06, 09:58 AM (EST)
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25. "RE: Tears in my world" |
That wouldn't be a sig, would it?
mmmm ratburgers!
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jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 01:30 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: Tears in my world" |
evil evil!! LOL
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 06:49 PM (EST)
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18. "RE: Tears in my world" |
Aww! Thanks, DF.
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 06:49 PM (EST)
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19. "RE: Tears in my world" |
I haven't read that one. Can you post it?
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Molaholic 9015 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 02:56 PM (EST)
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15. "RE: Tears in my world" |
*WHACK* to the head.My favorite line --
"Maybe one day I will be able to Play baseball. Right now I can only be third base."So now you own me some clean chonies, since I just soiled my own.
“Either we are alone in the universe or we are not. Either possibility is simply astonishing.” Carl Sagan.
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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings
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05-11-06, 06:50 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Tears in my world" |
Chonies?
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