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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-11-04, 10:52 PM (EST) "HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" Hello, boys and girls! Are you ready for another Hawkeye 10? Well, tough, you’re getting one anyway. If you haven’t seen tonight’s episode, then you’re only ruining it for yourself if you keep going. You’ve been warned. So sharpen up your wits, your brains, and your #2 pencils, and get to work! 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? BONUS! 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? Snarky, smart, S7 Anti-Bootee Champ   Top

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Dakota 5819 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-12-04, 00:08 AM (EST) 1. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" LAST EDITED ON 03-12-04 AT 00:15 AM (EST) >1. Tonight we said goodbye to >Colby, whom as you know >was named after a cheese. > Can you figure out >which other A.S.S. contestants are >cheesy? And what kind >of cheese are they? RobM - Swiss cheese: lots of holes Amber - Cream cheese: smooth and creamy Big Tom - Velveeta ShiiAnn - The kind in a can Kathy - Aged cheddar Rupert - Jalapeno Jack: tangy with a kick And finally Ethan - A good, sturdy block of parmesan: good with so many things, salad, soup, pasta, mmmmmmmmmmm. . . >2. . . .In what way could >Rupert have provided better inspiration >for his new tribe? By promising not to build anything. >3. Fill in the blank: It >wouldn’t be a barbecue without >the open bar. >4. During the challenge, Ethan broke >the paddle trying to use >it as a hammer. >Then he couldn’t untie the >other paddles. Why does >he have issues with paddles? They remind him of JennaM. >5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy >to be their designated playmate. > Why do you think >they chose Kathy to go >on their trip? Because RobM watched her shower in Marquesas. Good a reason as any. >6. Speaking of Kathy, she made >a real fashion statement with >that buff on the head >look during her confessionals. >What did she remind you >of? Donald Trump. >7. What do the Happy Chappies >have that Moody Mogos don’t? The immunity idol - most of the time. >8. Rob was on the state >championship golf team in high >school. . . . >What role did Rob play >on that championship team? Not sure, but I know it had something to do with BALLS. >9. Tom said that the yacht >reminded him of a fancy >house trailer on water. >Keeping that in mind, what >does the Tribal Council set >remind him of? Bubba's Bar and Grill >10. Colby said that Survivor “is >a game of curveballs”. >What other sports references do >you think would be more >appropriate to describe Colby’s game? Advantage LEX! >BONUS! >10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking >forward to “cohabitating” with the >Happy Chappies. What new >vocabulary words can you make >up for this season? Bostonbobbing: Acting like an arrogant a.s.s. Taking the Burnett Shuttle (quitting) Shii-ism (when the pot calls the kettle black)   Top

Angelfood 2114 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 03-12-04, 00:09 AM (EST) 2. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. RobM is toe cheese, definitely. 2. the prevention of teen pregnancy. 3. your Old, Drunk uncle, dancin around in his overalls, slobbering on the younguns, making fart jokes. 4. he's not used to a long stick flopping around, like the other MM's are. 5. she must've been rob's SugarMomma in marquesas. 6. a blond Carrot Top 7. Love Oil and Pillows. And deodorant. 8. the Towel boy 9. Ye Olde Outhouse, its kinda leaky and all. 10. Ninth inning. bringing in the home stretch. Automatic disqualification. PENALTY! B.   Top

smokedog 1885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Herbal Healing Drugs Endorser" 03-12-04, 00:26 AM (EST) 3. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" > Can you figure out >which other A.S.S. contestants are >cheesy? And what kind >of cheese are they? Tom is stinky, like bluecheese. Shii Ann has swiss cheese-like holes in her stratgy without Kathy around. Ethan is about to be discarded like gross-tasting processed cheese. > In what way could >Rupert have provided better inspiration >for his new tribe? By threatening to spear them and roast them on a spit for dinner if they lost. >3. Fill in the blank: It >wouldn’t be a barbecue without >_____________. Good company, which this one lacked. >Why does >he have issues with paddles? Part of a rare hazing ritual in soccer when he was little. Why do you think >they chose Kathy to go >on their trip? Boston Rob had a ball with her the last time they were in an intimate setting...(Marquesas merge) >What did she remind you >of? The new best player to never win Survivor. >7. What do the Happy Chappies >have that Moody Mogos don’t? Hot chicks (relatively). >What role did Rob play >on that championship team? He cleaned their balls. >Keeping that in mind, what >does the Tribal Council set >remind him of? City Hall back home. >What other sports references do >you think would be more >appropriate to describe Colby’s game? He struck out, he didn't bring his 'a' game, and now he's warming the bench at loser's lodge. What new >vocabulary words can you make >up for this season? These 'Surviv-whore ASSes' made sure that this show has officially 'hopped the shark'.   Top

Oscirus 1596 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Peanut Festival Grand Marshall" 03-12-04, 10:59 AM (EST) 4. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? Jennal-butt cheese 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? By sitting out the challenge 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. A good golden shower 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? Because he's related to Lillian 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? Tom was really hoping for that golden shower 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? Colby's Mom which would eexplain why Colby liked her so much 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? The ability to win challenges despite Sabtoga's best efforts to sabatoge them 8.Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? The Comic relief 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of?A fancy place where he could have sex with goats 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game?Gutterball, strikeout, airball, blowout 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? Rupert- to destroy a project beyond recognition Shiiann- the ability to easily be influenced by others decisions Ethan--To whine mope and say dumb things when something isn't going your way, Tom- Big drunkn idiotic dance, Sabatoga-inept Congragilations to the apprentice Mr Kwame Jackson   Top

mikey 1150 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 03-12-04, 01:18 PM (EST) 5. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" LAST EDITED ON 03-12-04 AT 01:22 PM (EST) > >1. Tonight we said goodbye to >Colby, whom as you know >was named after a cheese. > Can you figure out >which other A.S.S. contestants are >cheesy? And what kind >of cheese are they? > I think Richard was Polly-O String Cheese. >2. Rupert gave his new tribe >a motivational speech before the >challenge. After all, he >knows what it’s like to >lose challenges, while they’re not >as familiar with the concept. > In what way could >Rupert have provided better inspiration >for his new tribe? > All the inspiration Big Tom needs: "The last time I played this game, we lost a challenge to the "ghost tribe" -- if we lose a challenge now Sue may come back." >3. Fill in the blank: It >wouldn’t be a barbecue without >_____________. > A deluxe barbecue grill from HOME DEPOT. That's right, HOME DEPOT. For only $59.95. >4. During the challenge, Ethan broke >the paddle trying to use >it as a hammer. >Then he couldn’t untie the >other paddles. Why does >he have issues with paddles? > It wasn't that he couldn't untie them, he was just waiting in position in hopes that Rob M would give him a whack with his. > >5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy >to be their designated playmate. > Why do you think >they chose Kathy to go >on their trip? > She's the only Mogo that passed the STD test. >6. Speaking of Kathy, she made >a real fashion statement with >that buff on the head >look during her confessionals. >What did she remind you >of? > Aunt Jemima -- the newer, trendier, less racially offensive one. >7. What do the Happy Chappies >have that Moody Mogos don’t? > Happy feet. > >8. Rob was on the state >championship golf team in high >school. On the boat, >he fell down on his >first drive, and then the >driver slipped out of his >hands into the water. >What role did Rob play >on that championship team? > Happy Gilmore. >9. Tom said that the yacht >reminded him of a fancy >house trailer on water. >Keeping that in mind, what >does the Tribal Council set >remind him of? > A fancy house trailer on land. >10. Colby said that Survivor “is >a game of curveballs”. >What other sports references do >you think would be more >appropriate to describe Colby’s game? > I don't think he was making a sports reference. "Curve balls" is a medical condition, like "tennis elbow" > >BONUS! > >10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking >forward to “cohabitating” with the >Happy Chappies. What new >vocabulary words can you make >up for this season? > "The A.S.S. Whole" -- The merged tribe.   Top

dajaki 1454 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 03-12-04, 01:46 PM (EST) 6. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? Rupert is Roquefort - Moldy and somewhat green Alicia - Choose any of the hard cheeses, the really hard cheeses Tom is goat cheese Lex, geographically speaking, is a Monterey Jack 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? By crying about being sexually violated and threatening to quit 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. A barbeque - Where the heck was it? 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? Ethan has never enjoyed adult role-playing and has a mental block about being naughty and needing a paddling. 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? Because she's the only one besides Lex that they could stand for more than 15 minutes at a time. 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? One of the fashion victims at the back of Mademoiselle magazine 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? Liquor, and lots of it. 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? Caddie 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? A fancy fire pit on an island 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? Bowling - He's a pinhead who makes me long to throw 20 lb. objects at him.   Top

BriarRosie 990 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 03-12-04, 07:50 PM (EST) 7. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? They're all a "ghastly stinky smelly cheese" like the travelling gnome says on that Travelocity commercial. 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? Threaten to go "Nekkid Dicque" if they lose another challenge. 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. Big Tom's Drunken BBQ Dance! 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? Latent spanking tendencies have been surpressed too long. 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? Kathy's the only female they could tolerate. And they don't want any of the men to gain any strength from food. And mostly because Robfadda didn't want Colby or Ethan to compete for Ambah's affections. 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? She reminded me of the immigrants who went through Ellis Island. Was that a babushka on her head? LOL 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? It certainly isn't snappy serapes. (Sorry, I had a Three Caballeros song moment. Ok. It passed.) The Happy Chappies actually have a good time. Shii Ann and Jerri are definitely the buzz kill on the other tribe. 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? Ball washer. Take that as you will. 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? Tom's version of a Deluxe Apartment in the Sky. 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? Well, I know Ethan's game is about fumbles. Colby's game is "out in right field". BONUS! 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? Bwahahahaha! I'm so glad you mentioned that! I'm glad I wasn't the only one who caught that! My sister used a made-up word in conversation last night: "functionable" I told her that the word is "functional", and I brought up Colby's "cohabitating" example. I think the Happy Chappies' dwelling is quite "functionable". Hee hee. Lori Survivor: Adventurers Club Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!   Top

I_AM_HE 6123 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-13-04, 01:16 AM (EST) 8. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" >1. Tonight we said goodbye to >Colby, whom as you know >was named after a cheese. > Can you figure out >which other A.S.S. contestants are >cheesy? And what kind >of cheese are they? Rawb is probably some stinky french cheese. Lex is swiss cheese, with all his piercings. Ethan is feta > >2. Rupert gave his new tribe >a motivational speech before the >challenge. After all, he >knows what it’s like to >lose challenges, while they’re not >as familiar with the concept. > In what way could >Rupert have provided better inspiration >for his new tribe? threatening them taht HE'D put the raft together if they didn't solve it fast enough. >3. Fill in the blank: It >wouldn’t be a barbecue without >_____________. Rawb on the barbie, mate >4. During the challenge, Ethan broke >the paddle trying to use >it as a hammer. >Then he couldn’t untie the >other paddles. Why does >he have issues with paddles? >5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy >to be their designated playmate. > Why do you think >they chose Kathy to go >on their trip? i can't quite figure it out. i'm sure Jerri would have been a better compliment to Rawb's evility >6. Speaking of Kathy, she made >a real fashion statement with >that buff on the head >look during her confessionals. >What did she remind you >of? Eminem? Will the please Kathy please stand up, please stand up? >7. What do the Happy Chappies >have that Moody Mogos don’t? VD >8. Rob was on the state >championship golf team in high >school. On the boat, >he fell down on his >first drive, and then the >driver slipped out of his >hands into the water. >What role did Rob play >on that championship team? caddy > >9. Tom said that the yacht >reminded him of a fancy >house trailer on water. >Keeping that in mind, what >does the Tribal Council set >remind him of? a fancy house trailer in the trees >10. Colby said that Survivor “is >a game of curveballs”. >What other sports references do >you think would be more >appropriate to describe Colby’s game? > FUMBLE! >BONUS! > >10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking >forward to “cohabitating” with the >Happy Chappies. What new >vocabulary words can you make >up for this season? Two words: Conjugal Visit "Well, Rob, I never thought I’d say this, but after watching this episode I’d have to say, no, you do not have “Stupid” written on your forehead. “Hypocritical, Ignorant, Confrontational, Homophobic, Obnoxious, Arrogant, Nauseating, Manipulative, Bully”, yes, but not “Stupid”. “Stupid” is written on your penis. In little, tiny letters." - dangerkitty, S4 Ep 6 Summary Rob says that as good as the rice is, it’s terrible. Rob, you call yourself a Red Sox fan? Yogi Berra played for the Enemy. Bebo, S8 Ep 6 Summary - RMMNW!!!   Top

greenmonstah 10761 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-13-04, 08:13 AM (EST) 9. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they?] Rob, Amber, Tom et al: more cheez than whiz 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? I was really looking forward to hearing hearing even more about his socially maladjusted childhood that was filled with ridicule from the cool kids...Like when Burton made fun of him for wearing that dress...what?...oh never mind, that was an example of his socially maladjusted years as an adult... 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. See Angelfood's answer...Well done, Angelfood! 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? I am not quite sure, but the tribe should have lined up and given him a big one when they got back to camp. 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? Because when it comes to pathetic, drunk middle aged man rapping, there are a lot of simple words that rhyme with Kat 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? At this point, more DAW's that need bashing... 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? Rob was in charge of the keg 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? His secret monthly meeting in the woods...the one where he brings his other torch...* 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? Oh...I don't know...his first rodeo? What the heck kind of game play was that Colby? Now who is going to be my eye candy? *I know...Tom is not a racist...   Top

AMAI 1254 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Beef Jerky Spokesperson" 03-13-04, 12:52 PM (EST) 10. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" LAST EDITED ON 03-13-04 AT 12:54 PM (EST) So sharpen up your wits, your brains, and your #2 pencils, and get to work! Is it okay if I use a typewriter? The pencil doesn’t have a modem. 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? ShiiAnn for some reason is called Fart Cheese on other boards, and I don’t know why. Tom is a Tomme D’Abondance Ethan is Weininger’s Goat Cheese Lex is Sage Derby Amber & Alicia are Cheesecake Sue is Gorgonzola – cuz it rhymes with Godzilla (Mr. AMAI is helping and that’s his contribution) Rawb is Robiola di Roccaverano Rupert is Muenster Richard Hatch is a Butte cheese and a Stinking Bishop The Jennas are Venezuelan Beaver Cheeses Rob C is goat cheese Tina is Ridder (a Norwegian cheese) Rudy is Dry Jack Kathy is Curworthy – she is SUCH a dog Jerri is Grabetto, an Australian cheese that with age become hard & flaky (Yes we have a Cheese Book) Edited to add - Jeff Probst is Cheez-Whiz 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? What do you mean? They won! Obviously it worked. 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. a bar 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? Ethan has issues with everything – tools, authority, knots, running upright without falling– why should paddles be exempt? 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? Boston Rawb knows that it takes but a couple of beers to open up Kathy’s “vault” and get her to spill beans on her tribe’s dynamics. He was right. 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? A scrubber – maid – what a hag. 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? It’s what they don’t have – morose whiny individuals who are constantly complaining 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? He yelled, “Fore!” 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? Fancy hotel on stilts 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? In Cricket when the bowler hits the wickets and gets the batsman out, because Colby was obviously stumped BONUS! Oh whee! I love bonus questions!! 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? quittivestiture – divesting by means of quitting drunkapades – giving tribes booze to induce hi-jinx flirtation device – aka Amber Tough q's Bebo, but tons o' fun!   Top

Swami 5885 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-13-04, 01:54 PM (EST) 11. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? Amber is cheesecake Tom is butt cheese. Lex is Swiss Cheese. Rob is Jack (-off) Cheese. Tom is Goat Cheese. Jerri is Cheese Fondue (stick your fork in her--please!) Shii Ann is Muenster. Etc,. etc. All the good ones heve been done. 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? Rupert lost his mojo when he put his pants back on. He must start wearing the magic skirt again! 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. Tom getting drunk on his ass. 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? I have no idea! DH and I love them! Ooops--I said that outloud, didn't I? 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? She doesn't drink much. More booze for Tom & Rob. 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? Sadly, an old Heidi. 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? An ability to win any challenge where liquor is one of the rewards. 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? He's that guy on the sidelines who keeps getting hit in the head with a ball. 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? A fancy house trailer after a tornado. 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? "You'rrrrrre OUT!" BONUS! 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? "Forfeitating" a challenge. "Nuditate", as in 'Rich nuditated Sue during a challenge.' "Drunkapacity" as in, 'That Tom can really hold his liquor'. "Rollerize" as in, 'Man that Shii can sure rollerize her eyes!' "Wrongify" which is how Jeff decided challenges.   Top

kpod 125 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Blistex Spokesperson" 03-13-04, 05:44 PM (EST) 12. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? Sue was Danish Blue -- she just crumbled. Tina and Rudy were Smoked... Cheddar. Richard was Pecorino -- sometimes referred to as "Grand Old Man", but classified as "grating". Most of the rest of them have an air of Limburger about them. 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? "Let me tell you about a tribe named Morgan..." >3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. a grill exploding. At least not in my family. >4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? You'd have to have gone to a Catholic school to truly understand. >5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? Just consider their other options: Ethan and Jerri -- Rupert and Jenna knew all too well what THEY'D be like Shii Ann -- they knew her eating habits Colby -- the dread of "cohabitating" was mutual Lex -- tattoos wigged Tom out So it was Kathy by process of elimination. >6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? Egads! So that's why the words "I swear on my grandmother's grave!" kept popping into my head. >7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? Prozac. >8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? You know the line from Caddyshack, "see the ball, be the ball"? Rob took that more literally than most. >10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? Going... going... gone! >10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? (to) Saboga (v): To be so incredibly inept as a tribe that the others don't even bother Pagonging you after a merge.   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-14-04, 08:08 PM (EST) 13. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? It sounds like Big Tom may smell like Limburgher, and Amber, after her fun with Boston Bob, may end up with the "cottage cheese disease 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? Just say "whoever blows it for our team has to wash Tom's backside 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. Farafu 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? Guilt...they screened "The Passion" before heading to All-Stars" 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? This was all Boston Bob's doing, he has a thing about urine 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of "I am the great cornholeo!!{/b] 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? The Blue Lagoon 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? The time he got drunk at the drive in when they showed Peter Pan 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? game? he aint got no stinking game BONUS! 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season?   Top

GrendelsMom 3272 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 03-14-04, 11:38 PM (EST) 14. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? Rawb? Offhand, I’d suggest Camembert—just cuz its “member” is its central part, and without it, you’re left with just a “cat.” And, Tom? is obviously goat cheese. Nuf said. 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? Tell them to go out and win one for the Jeffer. 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. baked beans and grampa asking you to pull his finger. 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? I don’t know, but when such slimy insects are willing to make idiots of themselves on national television, starve themselves into reed-like proportions, except when they stuff themselves with the occasional reward, all in the name of greed, you have a: Tweedle Beetle Mogo Reedle Paddle Pogo Eatle Baddle Meatle Greedle Battle. 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? Seriously. Did you look at who their other choices were? 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? A dementor, sucking the life out of what’s left of the audience. 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? interesting indigenous plants on their island 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? Chappy Gilmore. 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? those houses up on the cliff in Deliverance 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? he just won the javelin catch BONUS! 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? sorry, nothing can make up for this season. <==flashed by J_Loaf "Don't take any course where they make you read Beowulf"--Alvy Singer (Woody Allen), Annie Hall   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-04, 09:34 AM (EST) 15. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? Alicia: No cheese, just a hard rind. Amber: Mozzarella. And getting stringier by the day. Ethan: Cottage. It looks more or less solid as long as it's in the container and not doing much of anything, but take it out into the open and it falls apart in a hurry. Jenna: Curds with whey. Along came a spider, which sat down beside her... Jerri: A block of fused goverment cheese slices. If you take it, it's only because you had no other choice. Kathy: It doesn't matter what kind she is, as long as it's been shaped into a wheel for easier mobility. Lex: Finely grated parmesan. Whenever you're trying to use it, it'll go wherever it wants to, and you never, ever entirely get it out of your kitchen. Rob: Swiss. Guess where the holes are. Rupert: Any kind at all, as long as it's been in the open long enough to grow a beard. Shii Ann: I have no intention of getting close enough to find out. Tom: Whatever it is, it's twenty percent milk, eighty percent alcohol. 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? 'Boys, this is the beginning of a new season. Last year they said we were yellow; that we couldn't take it. But, that was last year. This is the beginning of a new season, which I said before. Mind you, I'm not blaming it all on you boys. We had a little tough luck. The trombone player lost his tonsils. Six months later, we found them in the trombone. But that won't happen again, because we took away the trombone. The drummer got into a jam with a chorus girl. His wife sued for divorce and got custody of the drum. But that won't happen again. We took the case to a higher court and got the drum back. The harp player's wife had a baby. But that won't happen again. We sent the piano player out of town. The breaks were all against us. But that was last year. This is the beginning of a new season. If I say that again, I'll scream. Boys, go out there and fight!' (Groucho's inspirational speech to the orchestra from an early draft of A night at the opera, sadly unused.) 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without _____________. ...Cincinnati pulled pork. The rest of you are just deluding yourselves until such time as you actually get to try some. 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? It's not issues, it's tough love. Ethan understands the difficult life challenge paddles lead and how it can frequently lead down the evil path towards becoming wall decorations on Forever Eden. Without a firm hand guiding them at all times, they could wind up on FOX. And no one wants that. So if he has to be a little harsh with them, it's only because he cares. In fact, he's been considering starting a Grass Roots Boat Propulsion program. Won't you please, please consider donating? And besides, it was only sprained. 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? 1. Rob wants a harem. Ethan, Lex, and Colby were out. 2. Rob wants a harem that can not only listen to what he says, but let him finish a sentence once in a while. Shii Ann was out. 3. Rob wants a harem that he can trust not to plot with the eunuch guards to overthrow him and make him join the next generation of eunuch guards. Jerri was out. 4. What Rob said, went. Kathy was in. 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? Zack, but mostly because Jerri's been doing such a great Flo imitation this season. 'I can't do it -- I should quit -- why won't you let me quit -- I never even remotely considered quitting: how can you say that about me?' 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? Sex. But not with each other. 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? Ball catcher. Since the school lacked the money for the equipment necessary to measure speed, it was Rob's job to dive in front of each drive and describe the impact. 'Okay, that was a bruised rib -- impacted spleen, nice one -- man, that didn't even break the skin: you've got to adjust your swing.' 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? The goat slaughterhouse. How very, very appropriate. 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? 'If the votes do fit, you don't get to quit.' BONUS! 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? 'Dooke': The automatic, occasionally well-earned hatred of anyone who has won anything, ever, combined with the desire to keep them from doing it again. Known as 'Yankesuk' in the Northest. 'Dreamonium': a fragrance that emits from the flowers around the Confessional Grove. Known to cause delusions of control. 'Gold Skull, The': Shii Ann. 'Ostenate': to hail the Quit Boat. 'Provideral': someone whose body can be chopped into little pieces to create food for the tribe. 'Surviharshing': to provide contestants with food, shelter, tools, more food, blankets, tarps, housewarming gifts, still more food, electricity, running water, cable, and a plasma flat-screen in the name of giving them the roughest season ever. 'Ziffied': the process of being routed by Jeff's bad judgement call. and... 'Esteeing': to really, really wish for a normal season in place of this quit-filled drek...   Top

Monicanada 532 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 03-15-04, 03:36 PM (EST) 16. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 1. Tonight we said goodbye to Colby, whom as you know was named after a cheese. Can you figure out which other A.S.S. contestants are cheesy? And what kind of cheese are they? Amber's brain most resembles Swiss cheese. 2. Rupert gave his new tribe a motivational speech before the challenge. After all, he knows what it’s like to lose challenges, while they’re not as familiar with the concept. In what way could Rupert have provided better inspiration for his new tribe? He could inspire them to dig a new pool behind their shelter. 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without Mike Skupin. 4. During the challenge, Ethan broke the paddle trying to use it as a hammer. Then he couldn’t untie the other paddles. Why does he have issues with paddles? "Something" happened in the shelter pool between Ethan and Rupe on their last night at Saboga. 5. The Happy Chappies chose Kathy to be their designated playmate. Why do you think they chose Kathy to go on their trip? Alicia didn't want to become the "hag's" replacement. 6. Speaking of Kathy, she made a real fashion statement with that buff on the head look during her confessionals. What did she remind you of? Dorky Christa 7. What do the Happy Chappies have that Moody Mogos don’t? Big Drunk Tom's Happy Dance 8. Rob was on the state championship golf team in high school. On the boat, he fell down on his first drive, and then the driver slipped out of his hands into the water. What role did Rob play on that championship team? He was the caddy. 9. Tom said that the yacht reminded him of a fancy house trailer on water. Keeping that in mind, what does the Tribal Council set remind him of? His weddin' reception. 10. Colby said that Survivor “is a game of curveballs”. What other sports references do you think would be more appropriate to describe Colby’s game? Hmmmm...that's a tough one. Oh, I know: Dook sucks! BONUS! 10+. Colby said he wasn’t looking forward to “cohabitating” with the Happy Chappies. What new vocabulary words can you make up for this season? To Sue: verb. See to Osten Created by the amazing J Slice! RMMW!   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 03-15-04, 04:21 PM (EST) 17. "RE: HawkEye 10 - A.S.S. Episode 7" 3. Fill in the blank: It wouldn’t be a barbecue without Mike Skupin. (snicker) How did fifteen people miss that?   Top

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