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mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 11:39 AM (EST) "Childhood violence" Childhood violence has been an epidemic since I was a kiddo. I recall clearly my first encounter with it; it changed me forever. I was probably no more than six, maybe seven. A fellow classmate started singing: On top of Ole Smokey, All covered with cheese, I shot my poor teacher, With a green rubberband. I shot her with pleasure, I shot her with pride, I didn't care, That she was twenty feet wide. I went to her funeral, I went to her grave, I didn't throw flowers, I threw a grenade. As if that weren't bad enough, another song floating around elementary school was: Deck the halls with gasoline, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la! Light the match and what it gleam, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la! Watch the school burn down to ashes, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la! Aren't you glad you played with matches? Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la!!!!! What a world I grew up in. Who would teach children such horrible lyrics?! A Nefarious Dice Creation   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: Childhood violence Estee 04-17-06 1  RE: Childhood violence weltek 04-17-06 2    RE: Childhood violence newsomewayne 04-17-06 7  RE: Childhood violence dabo 04-17-06 3    RE: Childhood violence Cygnus X1 04-18-06 19  RE: Childhood violence Snidget 04-17-06 4  RE: Childhood violence zombiebaby 04-17-06 5    RE: Childhood violence Estee 04-17-06 6        RE: Childhood violence zombiebaby 04-17-06 9            RE: Childhood violence Estee 04-17-06 11  I'm so offended Bobdechemist 04-17-06 8  RE: Childhood violence Seana 04-17-06 10    RE: Childhood violence mrc 04-17-06 12  RE: Childhood violence arkiegrl 04-17-06 13    RE: Childhood violence mrc 04-17-06 14        RE: Childhood violence arkiegrl 04-17-06 15            RE: Childhood violence mrc 04-17-06 16                RE: Childhood violence arkiegrl 04-17-06 17                    RE: Childhood violence mrc 04-17-06 18  RE: Childhood violence Cygnus X1 04-18-06 20    RE: Childhood violence Dizwiz 04-18-06 21        RE: Childhood violence Snidget 04-18-06 23        RE: Childhood violence mrc 04-18-06 24  RE: Childhood violence KeithFan 04-18-06 22

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:13 PM (EST) 1. "RE: Childhood violence" Who would teach children such horrible lyrics?! *raises hand*   Top

weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:14 PM (EST) 2. "RE: Childhood violence" *throws a lawn jart at mrc* What do you mean?   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:24 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Childhood violence" I had lawn darts when I was a kid. And yes, I did throw them straight up and watch them come down real close. Exorcised by Syren, 2005   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:14 PM (EST) 3. "RE: Childhood violence" Three blind mice, three blind mice, See how they run, see how they run! They all ran after the farmer's wife, Who cut off their tails with a carving knife! Did you ever see such a sight in your life As three blind mice? Our culture does start them off young, some of the nursery rhymes and fairy tales are pretty cruel. SMILES ARE FREE   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-18-06, 01:29 AM (EST) 19. "RE: Childhood violence" Stop and think about "Rock-A-Bye Baby." Who the heck puts a baby in a cradle and abandons it in a tree?! As comic Lou Alexander said, "The only reason the kid goes to sleep now . . . he's afraid to hear any more songs!" Better than I deserve. So's this sig by tribephyl.   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:14 PM (EST) 4. "RE: Childhood violence" Usually a slightly older relative or neighbor who thinks it is funny to hear the 6 year old sing something wildly inappropriate. Teens are quite capable of inventing those lyrics and spreading them to young kids. I doubt kids pick these things up from parents/adults. Imaginary friends by Bob!   Top

zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:17 PM (EST) 5. "RE: Childhood violence" Think of the indignaties that Batman has faced with this Jingle bells, Batman smells The Hall of Justice members move to another room everytime he enters the room. Siggy conceived by Arkie, gestating done by Zombs   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:20 PM (EST) 6. "RE: Childhood violence" Forget Batman. What about the gender change they keep hanging on Robin? He's the one who lays eggs, so he's clearly the girl in the relationship...   Top

zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:35 PM (EST) 9. "RE: Childhood violence" Trying to take the heat off Batman? You would do anything for him, wouldn't you? He is your weakness! You probably put the wheel on the Batmobile too. Siggy conceived by Arkie, gestating done by Zombs   Top

Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:42 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Childhood violence" I was never much for relationships with obsessive personalities. Let's face it: the villains would see him more than I would. I can compete against a lot of things, but a need to have the weaknesses of every hero in file so they could be killed any time Bruce thought they'd gotten out of control? Distant second, at best.   Top

Bobdechemist 3932 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 04-17-06, 12:29 PM (EST) 8. "I'm so offended" Deck the halls with poisen ivy, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la! Tis the season to be naughty, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la! Break a window, pop a tire, Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la! Set the teacher's hair on fire. Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-la!!!!! That you got the lyrics wrong, I mean really!   Top

Seana 5044 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 12:40 PM (EST) 10. "RE: Childhood violence" Joy to the world! The school burned down The teachers started to scream! Alternately, Joy to the world! The school burned down And all the teachers died! And I went to Christian school.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 01:11 PM (EST) 12. "RE: Childhood violence" *snort*   Top

arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 01:24 PM (EST) 13. "RE: Childhood violence" Hi-ho! Hi-ho! It's off to school we go! With razor blades and hand grenades! Hi-ho! Hi-Ho! There was a second verse, but I can't remember it.   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 01:46 PM (EST) 14. "RE: Childhood violence" There was a second verse, but I can't remember it. Missing brain cells from the Jack, eh? (I keed, I keed!)   Top

arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 01:52 PM (EST) 15. "RE: Childhood violence" Huh? What? Where am I? I got Sliced!   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 02:06 PM (EST) 16. "RE: Childhood violence" You're not in (Ar)Kansas any more, Dorothy. Ferociously purrfected by thndrkttn   Top

arkiegrl 9421 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 02:43 PM (EST) 17. "RE: Childhood violence" Auntie Em? Is that you? Sigs by Bob! Special Art for Special People!   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-17-06, 03:03 PM (EST) 18. "RE: Childhood violence" Nope--Henry Gale. Bwahahahaha!   Top

Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-18-06, 01:33 AM (EST) 20. "RE: Childhood violence" Mine eyes have seen the glory Of the burning of the school We have tortured all the teachers And have broken all the rules We have knocked down all the doors And have tickled the principal And our school is burning down Glory, glory hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler Shot her in the butt With a rotten coconut And she ain't my teacher no more. Yep, that explains it.   Top

Dizwiz 2699 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Survivor-themed Cruise Spokesperson" 04-18-06, 08:43 AM (EST) 21. "RE: Childhood violence" I learned it "Hit her on the bean with a rotten tangerine," but tomato/tomahto, I guess!   Top

Snidget 44369 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-18-06, 09:27 AM (EST) 23. "RE: Childhood violence" Ours was Glory Glory Hallelujah! Teacher hit me with a ruler Met her at the door With a 2 by 4 And she ain't my teacher no more. Imaginary friends by Bob!   Top

mrc 10113 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-18-06, 09:37 AM (EST) 24. "RE: Childhood violence" LAST EDITED ON 04-18-06 AT 09:41 AM (EST) I learned "Hit her on the head with a heavy bag of lead." ETF: speeling What is Phil's golf equipment? Ever wonder why the teachers in these songs are all women? Add domestic violence to the list!   Top

KeithFan 7422 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 04-18-06, 09:16 AM (EST) 22. "RE: Childhood violence" It must be getting better, because when I learned the lyrics it was: On top of Ole Smokey, All covered with blood, I shot my poor teacher, With a 44 slug. I'm not even going to go into the altered lyrics of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" dealing with fornication with our wooly friends the sheep, or "Endless Love" dealing with dingle of amazing proportions. If you build it...   Top

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