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"Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
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Coconut 10856 desperate attention whore postings
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"Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
LAST EDITED ON 01-25-05 AT 11:41 PM (EST)

No, seriously. Has nobody told this woman that an up-do combined with umpteen zillion chokers is not conducive to hiding that early-forties double chin? It was totally mesmerizing me; I just could not take my eyes away from the pudge. Her excessive eye makeup served to draw attention to all the bags and wrinkles, and without the hair around her face, she looked more like a drag queen than ever. I mean, I'm no model, but there is such a thing as an age- and feature-appropriate look. Tonight was not it for Paula.

As for the foofy-lovey-joy-giving comments, I'm starting to wonder. Is she on crack or is she really from a different planet? Yeesh.


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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... MandyM 01-25-05 1
   Umm PhoenixMons 01-25-05 3
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... batts 01-25-05 2
 Yeah, dawg! Angelfood 01-25-05 4
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... anotherkim 01-26-05 5
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... true 01-26-05 6
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... samboohoo 01-26-05 7
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... greenmonstah 01-26-05 8
 The sad part? weltek 01-26-05 9
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... seahorse 01-26-05 10
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... blacknwhitedog 01-27-05 11
   RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... ginger 01-27-05 12
 RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists... tig_ger 01-27-05 13

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01-25-05, 11:26 PM (EST)
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1. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
Nutty.........

my second chin and I are quietly sobbing in the corner.


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3. "Umm"
Mandy darling...

Maybe if you stopped making dorky faces all the time, that double chin wouldn't show up. - yeah you know the face I'm talking about *giggle*

And Paula? She really needs help. She is looking and sounding more fake than ever. I mean, I know pretty much everything she says is scripted, but sheesh...it's gotten 10 times worse (if that's even POSSIBLE). And her tube top get-up tonight was awful. And I won't even address the hair and makeup.


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01-25-05, 11:43 PM (EST)
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2. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
Coconut....... are you saying Paula Abdul looks like a drag queen? I am LOL so hard right now at that....... I never thought of her that way but now that u said it......
..... I am never gonna look at Paula the same way again now..... LMAO.......

poor Paula, ya'll leave peeps from other planets alone....... lol
I lvoe Paula
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4. "Yeah, dawg!"
This is so true that it's scary. Coconut - please keep us updated on your Paula criticisms!!

I thought Hollywood WAS another planet? She's probably normal there.

So, last week when Simon said "I see you as more of a drag act", then he WASN'T talking to the cowboy-hat guy??? Huh.

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5. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"

Paula is atrocious. Period. She is a complete goon. I wish they'd ditch her and bring in Mark McGrath full time. **swoon**

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6. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
I didn't even notice the chins, because I was blinded by her outfit. Sunshine yellow tube top dress, with a macreme overlay? Sunshine yellow pumps to match? She looked like a big yellow sausage. *shudder*

The hair, make-up, and jewelry weren't much better. *gag*

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7. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
She's talking about a comeback, ya' know.


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I always find it humerous that Simon slams the contestants' styles when he's sitting next to her.

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8. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
All she asks is that she be given a chance to "articoo-lat" her thoughts.



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9. "The sad part?"
Last night, in one of the shots, it had a stylist "fixing" her hair. IMHO, a few out of place hairs might have improved the look.


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10. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
Paula has to realize that once she reaches a certain age, she is not going to be queen of the ball.


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11. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
Paula is a mess. Her puffy face, her mannerisms, the incoherent rambling. She strikes me as someone who is on pain pills and/or steroids for pain.

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12. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
Absolutely Sunny Von Bulowed. I think the necklaces were a misguided wattle cover.



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13. "RE: Uh, Paula? Can we talk stylists?"
I'm convinced that there was a small animal of some type incorporated within her hairstyle. Perhaps our very own ferret?


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