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"Who's your Type? What Type are You?"
nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 12:58 PM (EST)
 
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1. "RE: Who's your Type? What Type are You?" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-27-02 AT 12:59 PM (EST)I'm a Preppy: Are you clean-cut? Friendly? A bit conservative? We thought so. The perfect Preppy, you're fun and social without being immature or wild. Cool, calm, and collected are three adjectives that describe you perfectly, and you're always put together well. There's always time for your friends, and when you're with them, you can be charmingly goofy. That's part of the reason women adore you. After all, you're refined, you run with a cool crowd, and you've got a healthy dash of cockiness thrown in to boot. Your ambition is a big draw, too. A man who aims for success and follows whatever path will lead him there is irresistible. The ladies know that with you, they'll live the American dream! and my type is the Girl Next Door: Cute, fun, and sweet, your ideal gal is just a stone's throw away — she's the Girl Next Door. She's Sandra Bullock, Doris Day, and Meg Ryan all rolled up into one. Naturally pretty rather than glamorous, she's unpretentious and generous. She loves animals and children, and is great with both. You're attracted to her strong values and traditional ways. Although she demands a lot of respect, she's not particularly high-maintenance. Her ideal date is more likely to be dinner and a movie than heading out for a night on the town. She's careful yet spontaneous — a little bit of the Guy's Girl, a smidge of Sorority Sister (the nice kind), and just a hint of the Hippie Chick. But she's got an appeal that's all her own, which is why you can't stay away. Her winning smile, bright eyes, and loving nature make you want to hold on tight and never let go. Surprise, surprise.  
- This Space For Rent The road goes on forever and the party never ends - Robert Earl Keen
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Crimsyn 590 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 01:27 PM (EST)
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4. "RE: Who's your Type? What Type are You?" |
LOL Who's your type?
My type is the Goofball. What type are you?
I'm a Bad Girl! 
"What are you gonna do? Release the hounds? Or release the bees? Or release the hounds and the bees? Or release the hounds with bees in there mouths, so when they bark they shoot bees?" Homer Simpson
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06-27-02, 01:55 PM (EST)
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5. "I'm a "Glamourina"" |
"Admit it: You just love being spoiled. A true Glamourina, you appreciate every chivalrous gesture and expensive trinket that's showered upon you. Gourmet dinners and nights at the theater are an absolute must — they're just a standard part of living the charmed life. Witty and sophisticated, you always light up a room like an 8-carat diamond. You know the hottest spots to eat, drink, and be merry — and you never have to wait in line. Men keep crawling back for more of your refined manner and Uptown Girl style. And why not? Sure, you might be a smidge high-maintenance at times, but just being around you makes men feel like King for a Day. Cool grace and elegant charm give you the upper hand at all times, which is just as it should be."I like the description, but I must admit, I am a lot more than a "smidge" high-maintenance! And my type is the Romantic, of course! 
"I'd never argue about the fact that I'm an alcoholic, drug-addicted, idiot. I'm not proud of it, but that's who I am." The Prince of F*&$ing Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne
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Dianetic 618 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 03:00 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: I'm a "Glamourina"" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-27-02 AT 03:02 PM (EST)>I like the description, but I
>must admit, I am a
>lot more than a "smidge"
>high-maintenance! By any chance do you also throw temper tantrums on a regular basis, scream when things don't go your way, have huge credit card debts, and looking for a man to pay for the lifestyle you've always dreamed of even though he has no real money? If so, you might be just the girl I've been looking for. I might be in love. Unlike Bebo, the preview button is not my bestest friend. We used to be much closer but we had a falling out and things just haven't been the same. ~~~> LRon
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kiki_k 1444 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 03:54 PM (EST)
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19. "soulmates!" |
>By any chance do you also
>throw temper tantrums on a
>regular basis, scream when things
>don't go your way, have
>huge credit card debts, and
>looking for a man to
>pay for the lifestyle you've
>always dreamed of even though
>he has no real money?
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>If so, you might be just
>the girl I've been looking
>for. I might be
>in love.
Yes, yes, yes and yes -- except that part about the man not having "real money!" 
"I'd never argue about the fact that I'm an alcoholic, drug-addicted, idiot. I'm not proud of it, but that's who I am." The Prince of F*&$ing Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne
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Bebo 21083 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 02:52 PM (EST)
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7. "RE: Why Teddy Why?" |
Now OT has become like the spanish inquisition. *cue dramatic music* NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Friendly advice dispensed daily, courtesy of My superiority complex
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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 03:03 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: The 3rd weapon" |
<waits for someone to place her in the Comfy Chair>
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 03:19 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: Who's your Type? What Type are You?" |
I'm a Renaissance Man (as if there was any doubt):
Leonardo DaVinci's got nothing on you. A modern Renaissance Man, you know something about everything. You're extremely passionate about anything you can think of, from baseball stats to Dutch art. And you delve into all of them enthusiastically. Women are constantly impressed by how much information you soak up and retain, as well as your spontaneity and sense of adventure. Whether it's because you're extremely well-cultured or due to your romantic nature, they can't help but fall for you. As long as you're careful to keep your wits about you and stay grounded, any gal who winds up with you will feel like she's living on cloud nine. ...And it looks like I'll be vying with Nailbone for the Girls Next Door
 Fester, Renaissance Man about town
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FesterFan1 5947 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 04:02 PM (EST)
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20. "RE: Alllriiiight..." |
I'm great! How 'bout dinner and a movie. There's one I've been meaning to see about Edgar Vanden Huuster, the little known Dutch painter who went on to play 2nd base for the Homestead Grays of the Negro Leagues. Fester wishes that girls like Sami really did live next door to him...
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samiam 5976 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 06:01 PM (EST)
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22. "RE: Alllriiiight..." |
Sounds great! Can we have an evening out on the town afterwards? 
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Survivorerist 4103 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 03:48 PM (EST)
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17. "RE: Who's your Type? What Type are You?" |
Like Nailbone and Fester, my type is the Girl Next Door.I, also like Fester, am a renaissance man, despite the fact that I didn't know what that was until I read the description ======================= Survivorerist - Oh where oh where did my sig pic go?  (Courtesy of Strider )
"Oh my heck, I'm so very glad that that's over. The 2001-2 television season was, for this sofa spud, cruelly and unusually punishing."
-Antonia Zerbisias, The Toronto Star
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katem 3315 desperate attention whore postings
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06-27-02, 06:52 PM (EST)
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25. "RE: Who's your Type? What Type are You?" |
LAST EDITED ON 06-27-02 AT 06:53 PM (EST)Your type is the Preppy If he's conservative, friendly, and clean-cut, he's just your type! You fallhard and fast for the Preppy guy. Whether it's because of his handsome appearance orhis impeccable hygiene, this guy's a safe bet! He's fun and social withoutbeing immature or wild. Your guy's refined, runs with a cool crowd, and hasa little cockiness thrown in for good measure. This Yuppie male is alwaysput together well. He's just cool, calm, and collected. Another quality thatdraws you to him is his ambition. He aims for success and follows whateverpath will lead him there. You respect how he always makes time for hisfriends and has a tendency to be a little goofy. With this cheeky,well-groomed guy, you can rest assured that you'll live the Americandream!
You are a Goofball
You are one lucky Goofball. Why? It's a known fact that laughter is the way to any girl's heart, and a great sense of humor is your defining quality. Not only can you make other folks laugh, but you can laugh at yourself — there's no bigger turn-off than a guy who takes himself too seriously. Your lighthearted attitude reveals how comfortable you feel about yourself. Women dig that kind of self-confidence and security. Face it, you're a people magnet — everyone's favorite friend. There's never a dull moment with you nearby. Excitement and laughter are what you bring to the lives around you, and it makes everything a little bit brighter, which is no small thing. After all, life is too short to spend it without a smile.
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06-27-02, 07:58 PM (EST)
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26. "Girl Next Door....." |
seeks a Goofball. Must be toilet trained.Mon When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.~ Helen Keller
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nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings
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06-29-02, 02:06 PM (EST)
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38. "RE: Desperately seeking Preppy......" |
I'm too fixated on the cheerleaders to notice that.....;) - This Space For Rent The road goes on forever and the party never ends - Robert Earl Keen
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06-28-02, 11:13 AM (EST)
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30. "Ice Cat, Survivorerist, Fester & Me" |
I've joined the club of Renaissance men looking for the girl next door.So I join the other three. That makes four Renaissance Men and the only match so far is sami. So how do we settle this gentlemen? A duelling tournament? Arm wrestling? Should we just let sami decide? 
more man (or cat  ) than the other three combined
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sittem 4186 desperate attention whore postings
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06-28-02, 11:37 AM (EST)
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32. "RE: Who's your Type? What Type are You?" |
I'm a Mountain Man of course. What else would you expect from someone living in inner city Chicago? Maybe it's my rural roots in northeastern Wisconsin.
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06-28-02, 03:07 PM (EST)
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34. "RE: Who's your Type? What Type are You?" |
My type is the Artiste andI'm a (GASP) Sorority Sister (ewww, ewww, ewww... I sound like a bimbo!-- No offense to all the sororiy sisters. Perhaps this explains why I'm Kelly Goldsmith in another test...). Anyway, wasn't satisfied with the first test so I took it another time and became Sporty Chick.
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