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"A Modest Proposal..."
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01-22-04, 02:58 AM (EST)
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"A Modest Proposal..."
For this season I would like to suggest that phrases 'booted off' or 'voted off' not be used to describe contestants who have left the game. I would like to suggest the following phrase as a replacement:

'spanked on the A.S.S.'

Examples of suggested usage:

'Last night, Jerri was spanked on the A.S.S.'

or

'Rupert is the latest contestant to be spanked on the A.S.S.'

Thank you, in advance, for your consideration.

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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
 RE: A Modest Proposal... tribephyl 01-22-04 1
   RE: A Modest Proposal... PepeLePew13 01-22-04 2
 A Modest Question... Bebo 01-22-04 3
   RE: A Modest Question... BriarRosie 01-22-04 9
 RE: A Modest Proposal... KeithFan 01-22-04 4
   RE: A Modest Proposal... ivoryElephant 01-22-04 5
 RE: A Modest Proposal... jackandjill 01-22-04 6
 RE: A Modest Proposal... Sunny_Bunny 01-22-04 7
 RE: A Modest Proposal... AMAI 01-22-04 8
 RE: A Modest Proposal... Blow by Blow 01-22-04 10
 RE: A Modest Proposal... Brownroach 01-22-04 11
 RE: A Modest Proposal... mikey 01-24-04 12
   those are GOOD AMAI 01-25-04 14
   RE: A Modest Proposal... Sunny_Bunny 01-25-04 15
 RE: A Modest Proposal... strid333 01-24-04 13
 RE: A Modest Proposal... RealityRyan 01-26-04 16
   These are excellent suggestions... RollDdice 02-02-04 17

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tribephyl 12393 desperate attention whore postings
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01-22-04, 04:54 AM (EST)
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1. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
Can't argue with a blue dude.

It might take a little getting used to, but spanked sounds great.

I bet Rob4 spanked off on A.S.S., the whole time he was there.


OK, from now on I'll also try not to include the word "off".


But you can call me tribe. S7ABCABP Winner

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2. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."

>I bet Rob4 spanked off on
>A.S.S., the whole time he was there.

You could always try saying "the big ass got spanked on A.S.S. in a confrontation with another ass."


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01-22-04, 09:20 AM (EST)
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3. "A Modest Question..."
Can we use "got an A.S.S. whoopin'"?

Snarky, smart, S7 Anti-Bootee Champ

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01-22-04, 02:00 PM (EST)
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9. "RE: A Modest Question..."
Geez, frankly I'm surprised nobody mentioned "opening a can of Whoop A.S.S". If they aren't being spanked, that's my suggestion.

Lori


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Outdrink, Outlaugh, Outkungaloosh!

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01-22-04, 11:17 AM (EST)
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4. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
::snort::

When I saw "A Modest Proposal" I was thinking more along the lines of cannibalism.

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5. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
After Kathy exctraced the Matches from Richards ASS, she snuffed his ASS


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01-22-04, 12:55 PM (EST)
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6. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
I wish I was an A.S.S.

If I was an A.S.S. I would be best friends with Rupert or Lex's A.S.S. I think either one of them could take me, as an A.S.S all the way to the top and perhaps then I could claim to be the #1 A.S.S!

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7. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
*frown*

Well wonderful. Now Ra will be going on about Jenna's A.S.S. for the entire show.

Thank you so much. LOL



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01-22-04, 01:29 PM (EST)
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8. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
The effects will be asstronomical, far-reaching & yet asscertainable.

I like it IceCat. "Spanked on the A.S.S."

Unusual tho it was, Jerri begged her teammates to spank her on the A.S.S. Little did she realize just what that would entail or where she would end up, red-faced and still pining for "chocolate."



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10. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
Could we also say they "get handed their ASS"? As in, "last night Saboga handed Jerri her ASS."

Also, where are the swell tribe nicknames?

So-beg-ah?
Ego Ego?
Chapped hair?

-BbB

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01-22-04, 03:30 PM (EST)
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11. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
Is this sort of like saying "...and the Oscar goes to..." instead of "...and the winner is...", so as to minimize hurt feelings?

Though, I suppose "spanking" does connote pain.


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01-24-04, 12:30 PM (EST)
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12. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
LAST EDITED ON 01-24-04 AT 07:56 PM (EST)

We can refer to the merged tribe as the "A.S.S. Whole".

Suggested usage "Colby was getting nervous that Richard would last until the seventh episode and enter the A.S.S. Whole."

Or "Jerri was expelled from the A.S.S. Whole."

Prior to the merger, the tribes can be known as "pieces of A.S.S."

Suggested usage: "The other two tribes were not so great, but Jenna's was one fine piece of A.S.S."

And one use for the Survivor Buff would be an "A.S.S. wipe".



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01-25-04, 11:22 AM (EST)
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14. "those are GOOD"
I love the A.S.S. Whole. Hahaha

And the A.S.S. wipe for the buff.

The chances that Richard Hatch will win are asstronomical compared to the chances he will show his ass. Is his birthday due again?


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15. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
Jeffey really enjoyed the reward challange, when Rupert's tribe gave the other two a royal A.S.S. beating.


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13. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."
Well, we could always say bootied off.


Three is the perfect number.

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16. "RE: A Modest Proposal..."

>'Rupert is the latest contestant to
>be spanked on the A.S.S.'

One can hope!


Kathy must win !!!Down with THE RUPERT!

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02-02-04, 00:48 AM (EST)
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17. "These are excellent suggestions..."
As of this moment I am firing half of my production staff and consulting this forum for show ideas.

Very creative and quite a cost-savings to me.

- Mark "The Puppet Master" Burnett


Now, any ideas about getting Hatch to wear some d@mn pants? Covering his A.S.S. is costing me a fortune in post production!

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