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"Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

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StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold"	11-24-05, 07:36 AM (EST)
"Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"
So who had 3 years in the over/under on Jessica Simpson's and Nick Lachey's marriage? http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/24/simpson.lachey.ap/index.html Luna's Eclipses
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volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 07:41 AM (EST)

1. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

*runs off to make plans to date Nick*
Or at least make out with his brother Drew!
WHEW! It is getting hot in here.

I finally blogged

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HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 07:44 AM (EST)

2. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

what's the over/under for Jessica posing nude now?
I say within a year.....and then we get to hear her dad say how great her boobs are....

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 07:48 AM (EST)

3. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

*yawn*

"Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal." - Benjamin Franklin

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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 08:03 AM (EST)

4. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

I'm not sure why I care about this in the slightest. Oh yea, this is why.

Seriously though, I am really tired of hearing about these people who are only celebrities by virtue of the fact they continually publicize their own celebrity. I wish they would all just go away. Now.

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Cygnus X1 7505 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 03:48 PM (EST)

16. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

Joseph Epstein agrees with you.

"Give me liberty . . . or a bran muffin!" --Colin Mochrie, "Whose Line"

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 08:20 AM (EST)

5. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

You -- you -- you speed poster, you!
'Three years? That's a new record in this town. The old one was three minutes.'

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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 08:48 AM (EST)

6. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

In some ways I feel sorry for them. Every marriage can go through tough spots, and I can't imagine going through those with the kind of media scrutiny these two have had, and seemingly everyone wanting their marriage to fail. I am sure glad the paparazzi weren't after me when I went through that!
I guess that is the thing with the media-image people. They live by the sword and die by the sword.

For my cross-thread vote, Jessica is HOT.

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 08:59 AM (EST)

8. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

Come to think of it, isn't it odd that this came out on Thanksgiving? 'Before we take you to our parade coverage, a recap of today's top story.' Gee. A day where most of the country will be watching television, and our media darlings are officially reporting their breakup. I guess it must be a coincidence or something.

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kathliam 3669 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 09:10 AM (EST)

9. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

Yep, strictly a coincidence. 'Cos Jess and Nick hadn't seen their names in the gossip rags for, oh, 72 hours or so. Just in time for a very traditional family holiday.
Mostly, I wanted to say congrats on 11K

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Buggy 5089 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 08:56 AM (EST)

7. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

Those poor kids.
I knew they had no chance when they did that show the whole first year they were married. More like people playing house than a real relationship.
Not that I cared all that much about them anyway.

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EnfanTerrible 1239 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 10:04 AM (EST)

10. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

They were doomed. They badmouthed each other in the press way back when they were first married. And whose brilliant idea was it to live in front of a camera anyway? That hook-up was doomed the day her daddy decided his little girls should be entertainers. Those chicks are going to be wearing straitjackets.

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DooWahDitty 1615 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 12:47 PM (EST)

13. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

Well it already appears that Jessica needs one. Last Christmas I had to shut off the TV in disgust after subjecting myself to 2 mins. of her absolutely spastic renditions of beloved Christmas songs. It was very, very creepy.

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bondt007 3413 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 12:31 PM (EST)

11. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

Maybe if she really hands it well, and is nice and stuff, she can be next years GQ Person of the Year!

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byoffer 15947 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 12:33 PM (EST)

12. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

I'm not looking forward to how the media will make us live through every step of the ##### de-worming.

and that is not a re-gifting suggestion!

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buckeyegirl 5449 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 03:08 PM (EST)

14. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

Damn it all. I know I should've waited to move away from Ohio. Nick is going to need some comfort and a shoulder to cry on. That could've been my shoulder....

My Very Own J-Slice!

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 03:19 PM (EST)

15. "Who's next?"

Bad news: the answer is not going to be 'any of you'. Not unless y'all have a couple of million dollars and blackmail material on a record producer and/or casting agent that you're not talking about. But the sad fact is: our happy no-longer-couple won't be able to stay in the media spotlight unless they start dating someone famous, fast... so who's it going to be for each one?
I don't have any predictions for the people involved, but I think they'll each be 'candidly caught' with new people within three weeks.

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Draco Malfoy 10525 desperate attention whore postings
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11-25-05, 07:58 AM (EST)

20. "RE: Who's next?"

I thought Nick already had. Or was that just strippers?

"Fear not death, for the sooner we die the longer we shall be immortal." - Benjamin Franklin

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Maroonclown 5829 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 03:56 PM (EST)

17. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

If Jared Leto is single he could be the next Mr. Simpson.
Nick could start dating Lyndsey Lohan. Or Paris. Or Kimberley Stewart. Or any one of the *cough*whores*cough*. Wouldn't THAT be a craw sticker for the Simpson ladies.
Seana Christmas Special

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oz4ever 1604 desperate attention whore postings
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11-24-05, 06:11 PM (EST)

18. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

I was surprised to read this in the newspaper today as I read on MSN yesterday that Jessica was in fact 6 weeks pregnant. Go figure. And I also see that Tom Cruise has bought his fiancee a lovely SONOGRAM MACHINE? If I was pregnant I would NOT want one of those. Like hello they would have a private doctor/gyno anyway! I'd want, hmm, let's see, perhaps a box set of Dawson's Creek DVDs?

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goldie1000 1087 desperate attention whore postings
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11-25-05, 01:28 AM (EST)

19. "RE: Everyone's favorite Newlyweds split up"

What a pity, they looked so happy !

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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings
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11-28-05, 04:58 PM (EST)

21. "So who had four days "

in the 'using your divorce to promote your career' pool?
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/newly-separated-nick-lachey-star-in-new-wb-newlywed-sitcom-1006302.php
Imagine the press conference.

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