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MTW1961 4029 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-18-05, 12:51 PM (EST) "I'm Certified!!!" I just got my "Certificate of Completion" from Oracle University for a two day training class I took in June. I must update my resume. Demand a raise. Check Monster.com and see how many headhunters are flocking to steal me away from my current employer. I'm so proud, I may cry. My world has changed. Anything is possible now! Happy Halloween! It's by Nutzy!   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: I'm Certified!!! weltek 10-18-05 1    RE: I'm Certified!!! MTW1961 10-18-05 4  RE: I'm Certified!!! volsfan 10-18-05 2    RE: I'm Certified!!! MTW1961 10-18-05 5  RE: I'm Certified!!! ARnutz 10-18-05 3    Well, DUH! MTW1961 10-18-05 6        RE: Well, DUH! ARnutz 10-18-05 7  Yay! zombiebaby 10-18-05 8    RE: Yay! MTW1961 10-18-05 11  RE: I'm Certified!!! motormouth 10-18-05 9  RE: I'm Certified!!! dragonflies 10-18-05 10  WOOHOO! Schnookie Palookie 10-18-05 12  RE: I'm Certified!!! beckyayl 10-18-05 13  RE: I'm Certified!!! Puffy 10-18-05 14

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weltek 16936 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-18-05, 12:54 PM (EST) 1. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" Ooooh, start spending that big raise now, MTW!   Top

MTW1961 4029 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-18-05, 01:02 PM (EST) 4. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" I'm going to becky's powerball thread for some spending ideas! There are SOOO many job tasks I find I'm able to perform since the certificate arrived that I would have had NO IDEA how to do just yesterday! I can't believe it's a syren!   Top

volsfan 19846 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-18-05, 12:59 PM (EST) 2. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" What does the certificate claim you completed? Did I tell you I am teaching certificate courses at the University of Tennessee? My first one will be in January and I am working on getting it together today.   Top

MTW1961 4029 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-18-05, 01:04 PM (EST) 5. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" Well, it was a grueling two-day class to learn an Oracle Financial database product. We worked almost SIX HOURS each day. !!! It was hell, but now it feels worthwhile. Do you like my tivo guy Halloween siggy? It's by Nutzy!   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-18-05, 01:00 PM (EST) 3. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" LAST EDITED ON 10-18-05 AT 01:01 PM (EST) Congrats!!! and *smooch* So what will you buy me with that salary increase? Back to grading tests. grumble grumble ETA: This means you are certifiable!!!   Top

MTW1961 4029 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-18-05, 01:06 PM (EST) 6. "Well, DUH!" Airfare to California! And back too, if you insist!   Top

ARnutz 13937 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-18-05, 01:09 PM (EST) 7. "RE: Well, DUH!" Woo Hoo! We'll have to give up our MOPS membership... darn... NOT! One way will be fine! *smooch*   Top

zombiebaby 7356 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-18-05, 01:19 PM (EST) 8. "Yay!" LAST EDITED ON 10-18-05 AT 01:20 PM (EST) Oops! Good for you! Today DH has an audition for "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire"! Handcrafted by RollDdice Edited to remove ALL of my siggies!   Top

MTW1961 4029 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-18-05, 01:56 PM (EST) 11. "RE: Yay!" Wow! That's way more cool than my fake certificate! Do you like my tivo guy Halloween siggy? It's by Nutzy! Happy Halloween! It's by Nutzy! I can't believe it's a syren! Another Mon Cherie masterpiece! The fellowship of the banana shall unite us! Well....most of us. Handcrafted by RollDDice! > Thanks, Icey!   Top

motormouth 4507 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 10-18-05, 01:25 PM (EST) 9. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" *Hands MTW a tissue* I'm so proud of you! Congratulations! Handcrafted at the stroke of midnight by RollDdice And make sure her ticket is round trip, thank you very much.   Top

dragonflies 8051 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-18-05, 01:50 PM (EST) 10. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" Aren't we all certifiable? siggie by arkie Congrats though MTW! smooch!   Top

Schnookie Palookie 16822 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-18-05, 08:29 PM (EST) 12. "WOOHOO!" *pops the cork on the champagne* You are paying for the champagne right?   Top

beckyayl 24 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Got Milk? Spokesperson" 10-18-05, 08:51 PM (EST) 13. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" WOOHOO!!!   Top

Puffy 6702 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-18-05, 11:18 PM (EST) 14. "RE: I'm Certified!!!" Congrats on being certifiable. I thought you were, before. One of Syren's finest   Top

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