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Estee 57126 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 11:11 AM (EST) "It wasn't good for anybody." According to Empire Magazine, the five worst movie sex scenes of all time (mainstream division) are: #5. Sharon Stone and Sylvester Stallone in the shower, The Specialist, and guess where his specialty doesn't lie? #4. Madonna, Willem Dafoe, and hot wax to go, Body of Evidence, which has been thrown out of court, good taste, and also brings your lunch along for the heave. #3. Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes, Killing Me Softly, which is now officially code for something. #2. Jeremy Irons and Juliette Binoche, Damage, which isn't just a title, it's a promise. #1. Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle McLachlan in the swimming pool during Showgirls, and if you watch this one, consider your libido permanently drowned. I have seen a grand total of none of these. I think I'm supposed to be thankful. So are they really that bad? And being OT, are we really willing to let this list stand without pulling out some of the worst things we've personally seen and putting them into contention?   Top

Subject     Author     Message Date     ID    RE: It wasn't good for anybody. thndrkttn 10-03-05 1    Agree AyaK 10-04-05 19  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. Skiver 10-03-05 2  I nominate newsomewayne 10-03-05 3    RE: I nominate Skiver 10-03-05 4        RE: I nominate HobbsofMI 10-03-05 11  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. nailbone 10-03-05 5    RE: It wasn't good for anybody. echogirl 10-03-05 12  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. HistoryDetective 10-03-05 6  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. LibraRising 10-03-05 7    RE: It wasn't good for anybody. StarryLuna 10-03-05 13  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. dabo 10-03-05 8    RE: It wasn't good for anybody. HobbsofMI 10-03-05 10        RE: It wasn't good for anybody. survivorscott 10-03-05 16            RE: It wasn't good for anybody. HobbsofMI 10-04-05 21                RE: It wasn't good for anybody. DontGetMeStarted 10-04-05 23  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. HobbsofMI 10-03-05 9  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. canadagrl 10-03-05 14    RE: It wasn't good for anybody. Hoobie 10-03-05 15  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. survivorscott 10-03-05 17  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. J Slice 10-03-05 18  RE: It wasn't good for anybody. jkokoj 10-04-05 20    RE: It wasn't good for anybody. Spidey 10-04-05 22    RE: It wasn't good for anybody. DontGetMeStarted 10-04-05 24  The best Lasann 10-04-05 25

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thndrkttn 3216 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Car Show Celebrity" 10-03-05, 11:17 AM (EST) 1. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." The sex scene from Damage is so painfully bad that I found myself wincing and turning away from the screen barely able to watch. At the same time, I thought it was fitting that the sex scene be deranged and uncomfortable as it goes along with the movie plot.   Top

AyaK 10426 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-04-05, 09:37 AM (EST) 19. "Agree" We weren't supposed to relate to these characters, and the sex scene made sure that we didn't. Damage was the only one of these movies that I saw, and I can't comment on the rest, fortunately.   Top

Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 10-03-05, 11:33 AM (EST) 2. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." I've seen the #1 scene. It was extremely funny, but at the same time it seemed so ridiculous that if the director hadn't been Paul Verhoven, I would've been sure he was taking the piss. I dislike all sex-scenes, pretty much. Their fakeness is so obvious, and their existence - shoehorned in between the car-chase and kidnapping - transparently calculated to boost box office. Sig by Cygnus X1 "I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." - GW Bush   Top

newsomewayne 9353 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 12:12 PM (EST) 3. "I nominate" the video I found in my Dad's sockdrawer. Talk about scary for a 12 year old kid.   Top

Skiver 1118 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Politically Incorrect Guest" 10-03-05, 12:27 PM (EST) 4. "RE: I nominate" But by thirteen you were all over it, right? Sig by Cygnus X1 "And Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." - GW Bush   Top

HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 12:48 PM (EST) 11. "RE: I nominate" Your not blind yet? sig by Syren and bouncy by IceCat   Top

nailbone 27263 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 12:37 PM (EST) 5. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." LAST EDITED ON 10-03-05 AT 02:04 PM (EST) I've seen The Specialist and Showgirls, and I don't remember those scenes in either of them. They musta been bad. And even the thought of Willem Dafoe...ick. Halloween Headache provided by RollDdice Holey carp! My blog! Official OT Tassle Adjuster o-   Top

echogirl 2120 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 10-03-05, 04:26 PM (EST) 12. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." And even the thought of Willem Dafoe...ick. Okay I admit I'm kinda weird but I always found him sexy.   Top

HistoryDetective 9516 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 12:37 PM (EST) 6. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." #3. Heather Graham and Joseph Fiennes, Killing Me Softly, which is now officially code for something. I haven't seen it ... but I blame Heather. I'm nuts for Nutz ... and Syren too. journal   Top

LibraRising 2847 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Howard Stern Show Guest" 10-03-05, 12:42 PM (EST) 7. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." I saw Showgirls, and I do remember the pool scene. But my vote goes to Lea Thompson and Howard the Duck. A Nutzy/IceCat masterpiece.   Top

StarryLuna 4771 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Stuff Magazine Centerfold" 10-03-05, 04:27 PM (EST) 13. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." Ew, thanks for making me spit up some of my Kit Kat bar. I had finally repressed that memory of Howard the Duck. Luna's Eclipses   Top

dabo 26942 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 12:45 PM (EST) 8. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." One word: Deliverance. ARRRRRRR!!!!   Top

HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 12:48 PM (EST) 10. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." Squell like a pig? sig by Syren and bouncy by IceCat   Top

survivorscott 2191 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 10-03-05, 07:46 PM (EST) 16. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." How does one SQUELL like a pig? Is it anything like Squealing with delight? Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger   Top

HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-04-05, 10:25 AM (EST) 21. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." Simple....you type fast and have to get back to work....lol.... When is Webby putting a spell check on this thing....lol...like he has nothing else to do and we can't cut n paste to Word and back. sig by PM and bouncy by IceCat   Top

DontGetMeStarted 880 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-04-05, 12:59 PM (EST) 23. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." is that word reflux? I think you can take an antiobiotic for that...   Top

HobbsofMI 16065 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 12:46 PM (EST) 9. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." I've seen #1 only when I had all my movie channels for free for some reason..... Can you say she was actiing like a fish out of water? Oh, it was bad that I was ROFLMAO as Berkley was trying to break out of her "Saved by the Bell" steriotype. sig by Syren and bouncy by IceCat   Top

canadagrl 209 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Network TV Show Guest Star" 10-03-05, 05:43 PM (EST) 14. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." I only saw #2 ,Damage, and now I am worried about the quality of my sex life, because I don't remember the sex scene. Is that the movie with the shot of Jeremy Irons running naked down the stairs? THAT, I remember.   Top

Hoobie 569 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Reality Show Commentator" 10-03-05, 07:20 PM (EST) 15. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." Wasn't that in Lolita?   Top

survivorscott 2191 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Roller Coaster Inaugurator" 10-03-05, 07:47 PM (EST) 17. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." #1. Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle McLachlan in the swimming pool during Showgirls, and if you watch this one, consider your libido permanently drowned That's because she isn't a love maker. SHE'S A DANCER!!!! Come in a stranger,leave a little stranger   Top

J Slice 13166 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-03-05, 08:31 PM (EST) 18. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." I've seen #1. Eeew.... And I saw it when I was 13. I'm shocked that I ever decided to have sex after that. Anyone seen Last Tango in Paris? OH GOD... ::vomit:: Oh so sanguine since 1984   Top

jkokoj 4389 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Jerry Springer Show Guest" 10-04-05, 09:41 AM (EST) 20. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." Blech on William Defoe, he looks deformed. I really disliked showgirls, the whole movie was uncomfortable. Pulp Fiction totally freaked me out, violent sex is just awful to witness on screen. my syren special!   Top

Spidey 6259 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Playboy Centerfold" 10-04-05, 10:31 AM (EST) 22. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." Pulp Fiction totally freaked me out, violent sex is just awful to witness on screen. And I'd bet it's worse in person. "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."   Top

DontGetMeStarted 880 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Fitness Correspondent" 10-04-05, 01:01 PM (EST) 24. "RE: It wasn't good for anybody." It was disturbing in Leaving Las Vegas too...   Top

Lasann 3616 desperate attention whore postings DAW Level: "Thong Contest Judge" 10-04-05, 08:54 PM (EST) 25. "The best" The best was Ghost, altho I don't think there was actual sex but it was erotic.   Top

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